Conan the Barbarian (1982) 🤯📼First Time Film Club📼🤯 - First Time Watching/Movie Reaction & Review

[Music] hey guys emily here before you get into the video proper i did want to just let you know uh this video the format layout is going to be a little bit different than usual it is a first time film club session but we recorded this as part of our monthly patreon watch along so some of our patrons watch this vista watch this with us online so you'll see like our videos a little bit different and there's a chat box in the um the screen so just know that this is just kind of like a once a month thing that we do if you're interested you can check out the link in the description below for our patreon info and uh otherwise you know just want to let you know don't freak out this isn't going to be the new normal this is just something we do once a month also just be aware our video quality like our work our faces are is not the greatest because shocking emily screwed up technology-wise and i recorded the wrong screen so sorry but i'll do better in the future i promise and um yeah anyways you guys enjoy bye so here's a question what do you know about conan the barbarian i know that um arnold is in it okay [Music] i know that it's like um you know sword and sorcery kind of situation it was a complicated um i i think he's like a barbarian oh good guess and i don't i honestly don't know okay is arnold the only person you know that's in the movie well i think so okay is there somebody else that should know it might be you never know fair enough okay this font is like i'm about it james earl jones is what the hell i thought you might recognize his name tell you of the days of high adventure and samurai jack pretty sure that that's the voice for oh gosh what was his name aku like the bad guy from samurai okay thank you split second when they moved the sword i was like you just throw it in the fire like no it's no good start over i had like gladiator flashbacks oh that's like not ready for that runaway his helmet looks like midness from twilight princess yeah yeah oh put it back on baby bangs what is going on oh well i thought he was the big bad his helmet was the tallest i assumed he was the boss nope oh [Music] who did my man dirty like that who put that wig on my man what the hell oh my wig it's natural i know right that's that's some extra money needed right there to dawn that uh situation [Music] oh my goodness [Music] oh [ __ ] oh damn oh no [Music] you made tiny arnie sad that's what you get for making fun of his hair i take it back oh there's arnie i like that hair okay okay okay long-haired young arnie you can get it um dune yes i'm excited to see the the new doom movie that's pretty good i'm gonna have to just suck it up and watch the the david the david lynch dune he literally the only one on there dang baby he's the only one needed [Music] just high five it's an awkward high five i'm not gonna lie guys you gotta work on that let's be dizzy after so many years so many years he only knows how to walk in one direction like if they tried to turn him around he's just like i don't know what to do can only turn right yep the original zoolander [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh he got sharp teeth ernie go get you i don't know how to fight he just knows how to push he doesn't die though he began to realize his sense of worth [Music] showing off now yeah [Music] that kind of reminds me of that shitty gauntlet from next generation the one that tasha had to wear yeah language and writing were made available oh that's good and he also came to know the pledges when he was bred to the finest stock red to the finest stock wow that's no barbarian that's a gentleman oh oh oh my god that's so sweet taking care of your stock hold on good what is best in life you crush your enemies see them driven before you and they hear the lamentation of the women that is good is that where this is from is that where this line is from uh yeah 100 thought that was like a historic club come on somebody this is where i know it from curly red-headed fella was his owner [Music] y'all doing down there bones i thought it was going to grab him [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] you getting some ideas for a dnd game yes yeah i'm gonna create a barbarian character okay his name's gonna be nanak nanak it's calling backwards i was sad yeah oh oh hey girl what up oh yeah there's warmth and fire do you not wish to arm yourself yes yep yes i'm a fighter a rogue i normally go with clerics that's just you're all wrong druid is the answer oh hello oh scared and a little aroused scare-assed for erection erection yes they said you would come we'll see how good you are first [Music] i want to mute it i want to mute it oh [ __ ] safe word safe word he just heated that [ __ ] into the fire what the hell magic you don't want to get yourself tested son who are you i am subutai thief an archer a pittance to protect you from evil i am evil can you believe that [Music] [Music] he just punched a camera now i want to see a conan and [ __ ] buddy barbarian movie justin long that's who that guy's reminds me of i've been trying to think of it for a minute thieves like yourself comfortable under power you don't even have a rope charlie brown i was just fixed y'all better watch out she got them crazy eyes my kind of lady [Music] you know what fair enough yeah yeah she cannot be any worse than the last one you know who johnny rico is sure okay sure i do no i know you don't i know you don't you sweet dummy oh oh lord it's a kkk no i know right every time i look at him i'm like pistachioed justin long i think that snake live wait a minute for a split second i was like who's that pasty ass danny trejo [Music] oh lard [Music] i loved the music didn't change like it's still just like the music from like the ceremony [Music] no buddy you just drag that snake out of there that's some prime some prime leather right there like he's trying to steal some stuff [Music] yoink [Music] that's why she's in charge and i like her catchphrase well you do do you you make me question all my thoughts [Music] i love that so much of this movie has no dialogue [Music] oh no we're not going to talk about it okay [Music] she's gonna let you do the titties she's gonna let you do the dude and then she gonna knock you out and take all your stuff what we in the business call a win win i don't know what business conducting [Music] he gave her the big one so he could give her the big one gotta pay to play oh serious clutched him to her bosom success can test one's metal as surely as the strongest adversary what a way to die drowning in your girl these are the thieves you have requested sire i thought there were three uh our companion he died in the gardens lions hate him oh no i spit him back up he got better i got better snakes everywhere these evil towers you alone have stood up to their guards and what are you fee i mean good thieves as we speak my daughter travels east to thousand doom and his mountain of power steal my daughter back take all you can carry [Applause] oh let us take the world by the throat and make it give us what we desire my kind lady [Music] the candle went all the way down to indicate that they had had sex for a long time oh no he pissed a beard on you just trying to keep you safe hey you left justin long too oh betrayal i'm a wizard mind you you summon demons wizard i strike at you i would summon a demon more ferocious than all in hell know each other i mean i guess they do now have you ever ridden one of those things before oh oh oh no oh but i punched one i wanted to say where do you think you're going brother i'm afraid to bear yourself why you should be proud of your body could we talk over there where the others do not see why yes brother have a moment to talk about our lord and savior my big snake my big snake what's this so snake be with you and also with you what's the group in skyrim the black hand brotherhood or something like that yeah the dark brotherhood that's it yeah hell synthesis all right chat what did you do first dark brotherhood or thieves guild or were you multitasker like me what do you see uh infinity good you'll fit right in with is there a wrong answer oh yeah companions for sure yeah that's what i need to play what's that skyrim uh have you never played it i've never played skyrim you were in skyrim that's one of the only games i haven't played whereas i put in like 3 000 hours i don't know yeah you were big into it for a while [Music] will not face emptiness whole ensemble that man's drip mm-hmm oh they got you i got you on the screen didn't do it okay you broke into my house stole my property murdered my servants and my pets and that is what grieves me the most you killed my snake you killed my mother you killed my father you killed my people [Music] oh no don't oh lord mercy that is strength boy that is power contemplate this on the tree of world oh that doesn't sound good crucify him oh no [Laughter] keanu reishi yep that's exactly whoa so unpopular opinion maybe i love vultures i think they're so cool any creature that vomits as like a self-defense mechanism i'm just like that's awesome don't mind me [Music] oh lord no he killed a baby when you look at the other vultures like let that be a lesson to you no they're just gonna eat that one all right waste not want not [Music] i love the costumes like i want that robe just for like lounging around the house you know what i mean and now he's getting a tattoo this place is awesome i got him trust up there like a goat for a t-rex what's going on [Music] wizard stuff wizard stuff yeah punch the ghosts all the gods they cannot sever us if i were dead and you still fighting for life i'd come back from the darkness back from the pit of hell to fight at your side my kind lady she could get it she can get it only the girl we killed salsa doom another day now conan's like i don't give a [ __ ] about that girl but uh mr james gonna die master roshi [Laughter] i was like this cat remind me of somebody oh that war paint either data they're about to start a 80s glam rock band either going to war going to the club it's the same thing all right everybody roll for stealth is it was that like a human body or another pig have you ever heard of a movie called caligula uh like i've i know the name but i don't know anything about it well that that doesn't that that don't look good did she just eat that [Music] wait a minute wait a minute what happened hey your face is doing something weird my guy think you're having an allergic reaction oh lord no oh lord oh lord he is snake man oh god [Music] oh that's people soylent soup [ __ ] leave i'm a little creeped out hole [ __ ] shut up you snake lovin [ __ ] i'm sorry he is 100 danny trejo's white ass brother oh god the wrestler version of lemmy yeah all right i'm on board throw him a couple moles on there and he gtg oh that means she gonna give you a spanking y'all better run like i said spanked that's my lady [Music] seek what you've never seen a snake arrow i've seen a chicken error oh let me bring my last breath into your mouth oh [Music] why do you cry he is cornered to marry he won't cry so i cry for him he will kill you he has seen your fires he will come for me and when he does he will kill you he will try that scared the [ __ ] out of me i don't know if y'all heard that that was a huge crack of thunder that storm fronts here startled i thought our booging doesn't get me [Music] i've never prayed you before i have no tongue for it grant me revenge and if you do not listen then i hell with you amen amen [Music] original x body spray proud of you oh that cape oh that talk about a few erections [Music] [Music] got him got him with that uh oh a falmer uh trap always [ __ ] got me do you want to live forever with you yeah oh she's like a valkyrie or something she level 20. don't leave me shut up [ __ ] oh this this again [Music] wait what did she say she wanted him to kill her i said don't oh okay i mean i wouldn't put it past her it's crazy yeah this flame will burn away the darkness burn you the way to paradise oh oh i rolled nat 20 on that perception check my child when i am gone you will have never been what would your world be without me my son tell him say my name is not simba [Music] that was gruesome never gonna get ahead like that like you know well [ __ ] i thought that was marvel i'm so confused but that's fire that conan threw so oh well in that case oh my gosh that was fun that was yeah what'd you what'd you think overall thoughts overall i mean good old-fashioned hack and slash uh it was everything i anticipated and more uh i mean cannibalistic orgy that's that's that's always a plus i mean i will say the thing that probably surprised me in a good way the most was the lack of dialogue like at first i was like why aren't they talking this is weird but the more it went on the more i was like i'm actually okay with this because it makes sense like they're you know this isn't a dialogue heavy nomadic barbarian yeah words aren't necessary i loved the do you want to live forever that whole bit that was great that line is said again in another movie that's on our list oh okay i can't wait for you to watch it and see it okay well it never tells me anything i love the music the soundtrack the score it was great yeah that was like the best part for me uh or one of the best parts for me biggest like what uh obviously james earl jones was not prepared for him was not prepared for him in that wig um yeah i'm glad you didn't know he was in the movie that's why i was asking you if you only knew that arnold was in the movie yeah and who is and it literally popped up a minute ago as the cast was going by the guy who played the king max von sadao yeah like what else was he like i know his voice i know i know him okay i haven't seen flash gordon so it's gotta be something else exorcist yeah that was it he was the father the priest yeah i want to say he's done voice work or maybe i'm just like he sounds kind of familiar star wars the force awakens oh vigo okay the voice yeah the voice actor whomever he is or the actor that did the voice for in skyrim he's the one that you have to go esper esburn is that him [ __ ] yes yes i'm so proud of myself i was literally just scrolling through his imdb and like i just got to that part oh wait i was like i was like elder scrolls sky around me dear diary today you got it [Music] ah congratulations i've done it oh oh but yeah no what's your favorite part like i mean other than score the score the the weird crazy succubus sexy just hilarious uh his whole uh gladiator montage where he went from like being pushed into the pit to being like the king of the pit was great uh yeah and the uh her coming back at the end all clad and silver with the wings it looks like a valkyrie that was cool um i'm gonna say this one was probably 8.3 because this was very good it was longer than i anticipated i didn't actually i don't know what the run time was um i think it was about two hours but i mean it it was longer than i anticipated but i'm not necessarily mad at it because it set up a really good story like you saw his you know ascent in his i like it it didn't take i mean it took its time and it didn't rush anything yeah i felt like so that's fine but it didn't drag i think yeah what'd i say eight point two three point three i can't remember no it was an eight eight points it was not eight point five but it was higher than eight eight point three thank you so much y'all i need all the help i can get lord mercy oh the weather is like crazy like it's thundering yeah like it's like a when i opened the front door it just looked like there was a strobe like in the sky how about non-stop lightning i wish i could take the camera and show have i told y'all about matthew the weather man i can't remember if this was like another live stream i'll tell it again because it's always funny like matthew is the world's greatest weatherman because he literally goes and stands at the door like he'll open the door and like stand just outside and just look up for about five or six seconds take a little look it's raining outside just like yes weather's pretty bad i step outside to watch the weather and it makes me happy it's like one of one of us like that's like top five favorite things about him top 10 favorite things about him yeah anyways um what would you rate it uh seven and a half seven and a half that's pretty high for you okay it's a pretty solid movie i i enjoy it it's also got that nostalgia factor for me because i watch this it's one of those movies i watched a lot as a kid oh do y'all see my shirt sorry this is this is uh one of our awesome patrons sent this to us and it makes me so happy it's um it's cover godfrey yeah him it's iago um hold on i can do this beverly hills cop too oh you got it you got it there i got there um thank y'all so much for hanging out with us i hope y'all have a wonderful evening and i cannot wait till we get to do this again we will see you guys uh next time with another live time nailed it there you go i'm so proud of me anyway bye everybody you

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Length: 34min 53sec (2093 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 13 2021