Marine Reacts to Full Metal Jacket - FACT OR FICTION

had a lot of people ask me over the years is this stuff that happens in full metal jackets that really happen at marine corps boot camp we're gonna settle that today so let's watch it [ __ ] from now on your private snowball do you like that name oh yes sir well there's one thing that you won't like private snowball they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon all right let's start off with you know the picking on private snowball or pick it on whoever yes that happens right now the way they can string together words to insult you or heckle you is a real thing right that i saw this before i went in the marines right dating myself here uh i think it came out in 89 right before i win i saw this and i go come on my buddies are like that had been in were telling me yeah it's like that here's the only difference there's three or four dis doing that and screaming at you so it's actually more intense but the little ditties they can come up with will keep going is just so classic and they do it i don't know where they teach them that stuff where are they teaching these insults [Music] so here's where you'd have 3d eyes you know who just signed his own death war making the rounds nobody huh the very [ __ ] godmother said i'm [ __ ] standing i will pt you all until you [ __ ] die you [ __ ] yeah this does happen i mean no one's mouthing off like that i can tell you you know they just met their drill instructor that's kind of the scene right it's a senior d.i right so the senior d.i usually walks out and the three green belt pit bulls are just you know tearing up the poodle which is you but this kind of stuff happens no one mouse off like that that i've ever seen hey if you guys seen that put that below we had to recruit mouth off never seen that one buttermilk wasn't you you scroungie little [ __ ] up sir no sir [ __ ] you look like a [ __ ] worm i bet it was you sir no sir sir i said it sir well no [ __ ] what have we got here a [ __ ] comedian private joker i admire your honesty hell i like and that stuff you know the best thing to do is fess up i mean in this example i've never seen it where someone's just mouthing off in the distance but if you screw up in some way the dis probably already know so just take the beating but um this is pretty classic you know the the stuff they come up with it makes me laugh to this day and i've been out a long time because it's so they come up with it and it really happens out of where they get this crap you can come over to my house [ __ ] my sister your little scumbag i got your name i got your ass you will not let you will not cry you will learn by the numbers i will teach you tuck it up get on your feet you at best fun [ __ ] yourself you know so the squad bait looks like that there should be rifles maybe they just got their rifles but you know getting punched getting pushed getting you know i was on the quarter deck and i couldn't push anymore and obviously there's a boot in my crotch that stuff happened yeah it happens like you know what happens today too i mean just a little motivation if i ever been punched in the gut like that no if i've been hitting the head with a rifle if i've been yeah that stuff happens i might think it happens today if it doesn't hey put it below tell me some of the stories you guys have seen the diys get you and uh they don't get you maybe just like that they get they get their fair share of you how tall are you private sir five foot nine i didn't know they stacked [ __ ] that high you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere ah sir no sir oh [ __ ] it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stand on the mattress i think you've been cheated where in hell are you from anyway you know the worst part is i've seen this movie so many times and i still laugh not because of the movie i laughed because during the movie when he came out he'd laugh after boot camp when i saw it years later right so i was on the marine corps five or ten years i watched it again and i laughed so hard because they come up with this crap again i don't know where they come up with it how they come up with it but they do and you will see you guys again put it below sanitized version some of the crap your di said you know some of the crazy just idiots they'd say to insult you you'd be confused then make you ask them a question right holy dog [ __ ] has come from texas private cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down do you suck nicks sir no you know that's kind of where we get a little bit off because if he's from texas he'd be in san diego right he wouldn't be a pi but you know whatever i mean i don't need to be too much for purists it's a good good movie and it gets the point sir i bet across the kind of guy that would [ __ ] a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn comment courtesy to give him a reach around i'll be watching you parents have any children that live oh yes sir how about they regret that you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece dicks so no [ __ ] i'll bet you could suck a golf ball you know so being in myself before there was don't ask don't tell and uh you know they there was homosexuality was okay in the military just keep it simple this kind of stuff was all the time you know and it wasn't necessarily was the guy gay it was just an insult you know growing up that was a very normal thing and when i was in the marines is a very normal thing that wasn't atypical to hear that kind of stuff so i don't know what it's like now i'm sure they can't say it for a thousand reasons but this was very common language you know i'm not that old sir no sir i don't like the name lawrence only [ __ ] and sailors are called lawrence from now on you're going to pile so yes sir you think i'm cute private pile do you think i'm funny sir no sir [ __ ] tired sweetheart you know i just can't imagine a guy between the one mouth and off from a distance and this guy with the grin you know the amount of pain you would go through i mean this just kind of touches the surface you'd have 3d eyes just coming down on you wearing you out you know ben's and throw sidestar hops there'd be a lot more to it but you know the dialogue here is so good because i guess you know gunny here made this up like they just said he was going to be a backup or something they just said run with it because he was a di that's where he gets this stuff and it's been handed down i hope it's still the same sir private kyle i'm gonna give you three seconds exactly three [ __ ] seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skull [ __ ] you that's a classic scene right now i could see that like choke yourself right he's not saying he's not snatching him saying i'm going to choke you someone can say he choked him he was choking himself right so that kind of play on words i'm not saying this exact thing happens but there's plenty of times i had my hands put on by the drill instructor and i probably deserved it it would keep me out of harm's way or to keep me to get another push-up or um you know god forbid you run into a di somewhere you know on a stairwell or come out of a hatch or something they're gonna get you you know they're gonna get you they're not gonna let that slide sorry i still can't hear you sounds like you've got a bear sir yes sir hey if you guys like what you're watching please subscribe hit the bell and share it with your buddies share the wealth [Music] private power what are you trying to do to my beloved car sir i don't know sir you are dumb private papa do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right sir no sir then you did that on problem what side was that now have i seen guys mess up on drill yeah all the time especially in the beginning they stand out like a sore thumb i mean this was pretty bad left right you can't get the right shoulder arms left shoulder arms did the dis do stuff so if you're in that platoon unless you're in that same right behind him you're gonna see it but everywhere else you're keeping your head you're keeping your eyeballs straight you don't want that right you want to be the next guy that's getting the wrath of the you know drill instructor again like i say the only thing missing in this movie is there's one drill instructor you know they show i think a couple others periodically but think about this you got a senior di and three drill instructors normally you have three all the time that are writing you right from drill typically the senior di because you know they get graded on it final drill but this uh you know you don't want to find out what's going on at the end you may hear it think but you don't want to know file so left side are you sure a private pile say yes sir what side was that driving sir don't [ __ ] with me again pyle pick up your [ __ ] cover tonight if people sleep with your rifle it will give you rifle a girl's name because this is the only [ __ ] you people are going to get your days of finger banging yeah obviously i sleep with the rifles they're at the end of the rack locked right but conceptually you know this is my rifle you know the serial number squad bay is identical it seems a little wide but it is like pretty pristine like that usually a foot locker in front of the um the rack right so this foot locker but this i mean they make it pretty accurate i'll beat it i think it's in england when they filmed it but it couldn't be more accurate he would be an old di but you see some of those guys that just lift hard man you don't see many gunnies as senior diaz you would but again that would be mostly green belts but it makes it good with him old mary jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over so he talks about mary jane rotten crotch right the big one is and you guys remember this right jody so it'll be a night when you're getting trying to wind you know before you go to sleep at night you don't have much time maybe your boots get your gear ready maybe write a letter if you have time but they'll talk about jody so jody's doing your old lady right your old lady's getting done by joey they're beating down your head jody's banging your old lady so that goes through your head all the time so when you're in boot camp i mean i pretty much broke up with my girlfriend in my in my head by about a month into boot camp because my dis told me so many times that jody was nailing my girlfriend right i don't remember doing that one but [Music] [Music] this thank you my this and then all right this does happen so i don't remember saying the foot lockers but you go by you're standing there checking your stuff checking your feet blisters you know you're in shower shoes like this you see that i don't remember staying on a foot locker um but i don't remember how you get child back to barracks that's where this gets interesting [Music] so they will tell guys like we had a guy my platoon he was good good he could pull ron do everything right he looked like an iron marshmallow like when his shirt was off he just looked soft he looked like he even fed milk all his life and they did not let him have milk and they kind of i don't remember having donuts to chow hall number one but he couldn't have milk right so that was the deal no milk because you look fat and um i don't remember how it came out but i just know he couldn't have milk how he got jelly donut back to the barracks i don't know but uh you would all pay this happened you would pay i will punish all of you and the way i see it ladies you owe me for one jelly donut now get on your faces you see the way his foot locker got tossed very common not necessarily like this but very common whatever happens the diaz will just take your you'll take your foot locker and toss through all your woolly possessions in the middle and they'll just kick it everywhere and they'll say get your gear now you'll have a boot that's a size 12 one's a size nine you'll have you know your stuff and at night you have to square it all the way but this is a pretty frequent they're pretty normal in the beginning we are geared your stuff is thrown all over the barracks that's all the time you know foot lockers flying these are identical to foot lockers now this scene people ask a lot about you know code red or whatever they call that one stupid movie um these kind of things where the di is trying to get you to you know peer pressure somebody screwing up we'll call it it happens i don't remember this kind of thing at night but you would get after guys it would screw up in direct ways i mean you try to help them at first but it just you know because you all start paying everybody else starts pushing and then everybody starts getting extra run and duty and you know after a while just becomes painful so i have no doubt this kind of thing happens i don't remember this specifically happens but this is my platoon but you know we get after guys in different ways not this way but no doubt this happens hey if you guys seen that put it below curious uh you know something like this at night where a guy just gets a beat down most of the time i've seen this in the shower where a guy gets a little bit of a beat down not like this you know so at night right you got something on fire watch you got one recruit who's walking around for an hour you know his rifle helmet firewatch you know which sucks if you ever get firewatch maybe the hour before you have to get up not the hour you get up the hour before and then you basically don't sleep but yeah i mean you'd have a guy fire watch but he'd just ignore this i mean if you need to take care of private pile leonard lawrence because he's such a turd it happened no doubt my mind there so it looks like they're shooting their m14 which would have been you know figure 68 i'm guessing if i'm wrong hey you guys put that below you experts on when the m14 would have been at paris island looks pretty straightforward he's shooting pro there was no pits that i recall remember shooting out of a pit like that you know you gotta have all fan prone and kneeling sitting so prone i think prone was it 300 and 500. tell me if we're wrong no 500 i don't know if it's 300 but i don't remember prone they look like they're out at 500 but looks pretty good right you you're going to see this outstanding private pile i think we finally found something one thing you will be doing right so every shot you take you have a little book and you'll be right down with a shot hit they're gonna mark it every time right that's where the difference is they're gonna mark every shot pull the target back up and you know where you hit so you hit here your groups are right you know so you got an idea where you're shooting so if your groups are tight you're on point if you're over here and here you adjust your windage or dope whatever so that's a big difference you know i'm not as funny as the rest of it but that you know stands out in my mind that'd be a long scene if it pull the target down mark it pull target up every time so that wouldn't work right [Music] all right this scene talked me to believe this could happen the range they are very tight within you know with your what you got you don't have magazines in the in the squad bay um you would have rounds i mean the range is pretty tight play so it's really hard for me to believe this could ever happen but that set the movie up really well um the guys it's not there and there's i got a guy my platoon we got ran away we had one guy hung himself i mean [ __ ] does happen like this sad as it may be and they shouldn't be there but this is the extreme but it does make the movie right gets the point across this guy's a whack job yeah so i ended on this but you know that kind of thing where the di's that you have one d in the d i had right um that's typical you know it wouldn't be the senior dr of the time in this part of the movie where he's shooting you know bringing rounds back a magazine didn't happen but uh you know what makes for the movie hey thanks for watching

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Length: 19min 55sec (1195 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 05 2020