- Which breakfast of champions will become the champion of breakfast? - Let's talk about that. (fun music) - Good Mythical Morning! - Don't forget to subscribe to one of our other YouTube channels, that's the Ear Biscuits
podcast every Sunday at YouTube.com/EarBiscuits. - Uh-huh. This is it, we have finally made it to the final four cereals and I hope you're ready for
the battle of a lifetime. - Cereal lovers around the world, we're about to throw the spoon down and take these final four
cereals to milk-town! It's time for March Milkness Final Four. - Alright, so we've been
through all the sugary cereals, all the healthy cereals,
all the fruity cereals and all the chocolatey cereals, and we have crowned the best
cereal from each region. Now, all that's left to do is taste and judge the last four contenders. - Uh, but you know what?
It has been quite a ride. - It has Rhett. - So let's take a look at how our final four cereals got here. This is the pour to the final four. - [Stevie] The pour to victory, 64 cereals entered, only
one can be crowned champion. Let's meet our final four cereals. First, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of the most popular
cereals in America. These cinnamon treats
were a favorite to win the sugary region, but not without some hard-fought battles. They snapped, crackled and
popped Rice Krispies Treats and crunched Cheerio's Honey Nuts. But in the most sugary of showdowns, Rhett won the debate and the
C-T-C toasted Link's favorite, Frosted Mini-Wheats, earning them a spot in the final four. Life is full of surprises,
just like the outcome of the healthy region. Created in 1961 by the
Quaker Oats Company, Rhett and Link described Life as some kind of futuristic matrix cereal, and these multi-grain
protein squares Keanu Reeves matrixed the crap out
of their competitors. Whoa, indeed. A powerhouse in the cereal aisle, Fruit Loops was once declared
the loopiest of fruits by Sir Charles Barkley. After giving Strawberry Mini-Wheats a giant sized smack-down, and serving Raisin Bran
two scoops of whoop-ass, they faced off with Apple
Jacks in a now infamous, battle of the loops. Ultimately, Rhett and Link
decided that six colors that sort of taste like
fruit are better than two, and made Apple Jacks apple-pack its bags. And finally, Oreo O's,
these O's were introduced in 1997, but faced
their own defeat in 2007 when they were discontinued, except for in South Korea,
due to some kind of loophole. (ding) But they returned to the shelves and became the Cinderella
story of this competition when Gor-gin shifted shifted the bracket by choosing the O's in not
one but two separate battles. In the end, audiences were left stunned and Rhett and Link were
left double-stuffed. (Rhett sighing)
(sport whistle blowing) - This has been a really big week for us. - I know. - But now the pressure is really on. - Okay, we are only a few mouthfuls away from crowning a champion cereal. Let's get to our first match-up. (boxing-ring bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) The dominator of the sugary
region, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, is now facing off against,
arguably a surprising-- - Definitely. - Winner of the healthy region, Life. - [Rhett] We know how we feel
about Cinnamon Toast Crunch. - I would suggest that
we eat the Life first. - Oh, eat Life first. - Yeah, 'cause though it has sugar, it doesn't have the sugar
of a Cinnamon Toast Crunch. - Good call, good call. (mouths crunching) - Blown away from the
moment we first tasted it, I feel like I have formed
a lasting relationship with Life. - The texture, what it does in your mouth is something like a robot invented it. Like, it's AI cereal. We're
all gonna come back to this. When the robots start
doing everything for us, they're gonna make Life. - It's like a space odyssey. - [Rhett] Mm-hm. - And of course,
(metal clinking glass) the ubiquitous favorite. (mouths crunching) - Oh man, it's so good. - So much crunch, so much
cinnamon, so much sugar! - I don't even mind the sog, I go for the sog sometimes. - You do make a point. I mean, if I go for like the
worst part is the sogginess in my mind, that is
the demerit that lasts. - No, but you see, when
it gets in the bottom and it gets soggy, it kind of becomes like
cinnamon chilaquiles. - And then if you just look at the milk. It's cinnamon sugar milk.
- It makes a great milk. So, I mean, I personally am saying that I think that Cinnamon
Toast Crunch has gotta go to the finals. It's almost, if not, the
perfect cereal in my mind. I mean, the idea that you
can take cinnamon toast and shrink it down and
eat it by the mouthful, that's something that I'm really into. It's going to the finals in my mind. - Okay, here's what I'm gonna say, I think if this had cinnamon
and sugar all over it? It would win. - Okay. - But, since it doesn't, I can't deny, and fully agree with you
that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an amazing invention which will live on well past humans. (audience chuckling) It moves on Alex. - Alright!
- To the finals! (crowd cheering) Woo! - [Rhett] Nice. - [Link] How's that feel, Alex? - Felt great. - Does it feel so good that
you wanna blow that whistle? (sport whistle blowing) (boxing-ring bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) We have just been informed that, for those of you already
screaming at me in the comments, that there is in fact
a cinnamon Life cereal. - But the reason we did not include it is because our process was-- - You didn't include it. - To pick cereals based on popular demand and let you vote on the ones
that were your favorites, and it didn't make the
cut, so don't blame us! - And you know what? And now we've moved on. That this is Fruit Loops
and Oreo O's moment, okay? - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Okay, so Fruit Loops, which
was the number one seed in the fruity region. - No one's surprised here. Dink it and sink it. (mouths crunching) You know, Rhett, I just wanna say, I'm grateful to be in
this position with you. - I feel like we have too much power. - Thank you for entrusting
us with this facade of a decision. - It's not a facade, we know
how passionate y'all are about this. - I'm pretty passionate material. - People will fight about this. That might happen-- - Mm. Here, because. (mouths crunching) Okay, Oreo O's, I've never tasted before this competition. - Me neither. - They came in an unlikely sixth seed. - Huh. - Which means that you
didn't know about 'em that much either. But, they taste like you're
just eating Oreos out of milk. - I'm gonna call this
the Cinderella story. - Call it that, I won't
have any argument with that. - But are you falling
in love with Cinderella? - I like Fruit Loops, but I kinda liked Apple Jacks
better than Fruit Loops, but you were so passionate
about these fruity loops that you're the one
who pushed 'em through. - Thank you for reminding me. - I definitely think that the Oreo O's should go to the finals
because it's a beautiful thing. When something feels
like it should be wrong, that's when I know that it's right. (audience member chuckling) Eatin', that's my moral compass in life. - This guy's a father. (audience laughing) - Yeah, it feels like you're
just eatin' one cookie after another. - But you know what this does? This transports me, (mouth crunching) back to my childhood. It transports all of us
back to our childhood, even if you've never eaten it. The entire experience here
is one of transportation through time. - Okay, I appreciate your opinion, I disagree with it, which
means I think we have to call in a tie-breaker. - Tie-breaker. - [Rhett] Please welcome boxing legend and multiple World-Champion with 36 wins, 25 by knock-out, one of the
greatest fighters of all time, Sugar Ray Leonard! (crowd cheering)
- Wow! Come on over! There you go!
- Gentlemen. - Welcome to the show. - Thank you guys, how you doin'? - Thanks for comin' in. We need you. - Heh-heh-ha! - Okay. - I think we've always needed
you, but now more than ever. - Yes, 'cause not only
is your name Sugar Ray, but you're a huge cereal fanatic. - Absolutely. - Before you we have
Oreo O's and Fruit Loops. Only one can go into the championship and only you can make the decision, so at your leisure, please taste. - This is. Let's see here. (laughing) Yes. (mouth crunching) - [Link] Yeah, it's crunchy. (Rhett laughing)
(audience laughing) - It's just like eating Oreos, really. - Next. - [Rhett] Fruit Loops. - Man. - The classic. (Sugar Ray sighs) - Oh my, I'm so nervous. (laughing) - The world is watching.
- Yeah. - Like never before. - Oh my God. (Rhett laughing) - It's so fruity. - It takes me back. - You got punched in the mouth with fruit. - Have you gathered all the
information that you need. - Yes. - We need your buzzer-beater decision in. - [Rhett And Link] Five,
four, three, two, one. (sport whistle blowing) - Fruit Loops make it through! - What do you have to say about it? - It's like home. It takes me back to
where I was a young kid. - Yeah, you lived in a fruit house. - What are you sayin'? (laughing) - I don't know, I was
just trying to interpret. - No, what are you-- - Like a gingerbread house
but it was fruit instead. - I think he just, he ate
Fruit Loops as a child. - No no, what do you mean?
- Whatever you meant. (laughing) I just agreed with you. - Let him have it, let him have it with the gloves off. (laughing) - I would love to live
in a house made of fruit. - Okay, Sugar Ray, thank
you for helpin' us out. (laughing) And last year, Sugar Ray
joined the DAZN broadcast team, the live and on-demand
sport streaming platform providing ring-side analysis
from Matchroom Boxing. - Mm-hm. The next fight is
Canelo, on May 4th right? In Las Vegas, so check it out. And thank you so much, Sugar Ray Leonard. - Thank you, thank you guys. - This is an amazing
honor to have you here. (audience clapping) - You can take the bowl with you. (laughing) - [Link] We'll just give you some later. (laughing) - Thank you. - Thanks, guys. - Thank you. - That was so good. - Heh-ha-ha! - Take it easy, champ, have a good one. - Ooh! Oh, ho-ho! (laughing) - I'm sorry, man. - Thomas Hearns all over again, oh my God! - It just happens.
- He's fast. - He gave you a body-shot out of nowhwere! (Link laughing) - Oh.
- We told him to do that. (laughing) - [Stevie] We need to take a
moment to thank our sponsor, Man Milk, the official milk for men. Now let's take a look at our Dance Cam, sponsored by Man Milk. (funky keyboard music)
(crowd cheering) And of course, Man Milk
is also the sponsor of today's Kiss Cam. (crowd wooing)
(lounge music) (boxing-ring bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - And we're back. Our final match-up, Cinnamon Toast Crunch versus Fruit Loops. - And for this final championship moment, we wanna make sure that the
milk is applied perfectly. - Of course. - So I would like to introduce you to my patent-pending device
known as the Milk-enator 3000, which applies the perfect amount of milk. (liquid gurgling) - Oh, makes a satisfying
gurgling sound as well. Is that a shower-head? - It's a Milk-enator 3000. - Okay, alright. - Yeah, look at that. Nice gentle sprinkle, and we have it. Yes. - Okay, let's start over
here with the Fruit Loops. - It all comes down to this, Rhett, we've got all of the colors
in the cereal rainbow. (mouths crunching) bursting forth on my flavor-buds. - I mean. - The crunchy, looping. - It is a good cereal. - Versus the cinnamon sugariness. - Let me say some things
about Fruit Loops. Undeniably fun, look at that. - Mm-hm. - The possibilities of
applying artificial colors to little loops is realized--
- To the max. - Perfectly!
- To the max. - In this cereal that has
been with us our entire lives. - But, if you look at
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you've got this cereal that is emulating a fun breakfast item, but then has taken that said breakfast
item, cinnamon toast, and redefined it so that now, when you hear the words
cinnamon and toast together, you immediately want to
follow it up with crunch. - Right. - And cereal.
- Yeah. - It is the new definition
of what cinnamon toast is! It's not even the toast anymore, man. - And I've never thought
about it like that. That not only is it a food
that has been miniaturized, like with a shrink-ray. - Yes. - But, it's been made better. It's actually improved. - Yes. - You know, I couldn't
say the same thing about-- - It's better than
cinnamon toast, exactly! - You know, I can't say
the same thing about Oreos or Cookie Crisp. - Yeah, you might get argued
this is a wholly original thing that is just cereal and nothing else. - This represents, like, the science being applied to food. This is magic being applied to food. I think that's the difference. This is science, this is magic. - Let's confer. (clapping music) Yeah. Okay. We've reached our decision. - We've arrived at a winner. (suspenseful music) - The champion cereal of March Milkness is Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch ! Release the celebratory cereal cannons! Woo! - Oh, oh, oh-ho, ho-ho! Ah. Wow, is that Cinnamon Toast Crunch or all of them mixed together? - Kind of more of a cereal dusting. I don't know if you can see that. But there you have it. The best cereal of all time,
according to our processes is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Thanks for sticking with
us for this entire week of cereal madness, otherwise
known as March Milkness. We'll see you next time we do this, or maybe just the next episode. - Yeah. Thanks for liking,
commenting and subscribing. - You know what time it is! - Hello, my name is Catherine
and I'm from Florida, and I'm going to my first basketball game. And it's time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. Right! - What!
(Link chuckling) Click the top link to watch
I try 35 year old ET cereal in Good Mythical More. - And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. - [Rhett] Sick stickers,
bruh, where'd you get 'em? - [Link] Mythical.store, bruh. - [Rhett] So sick, bruh. - [Link] Totally, bruh, I just put 'em all over my board, bruh. - [Rhett] So sick, bruh. - [Link] Yah.
