Man Finds His Parent's Sex Tape In Weird Lockdown Moment | People's Poll | The Russell Howard Hour

welcome back now it's time for the people's poll we asked people to tell us how their lock down went now we had thousands of responses from social media and we've got some of them here in the studio kind of hello hello and look at that what a lovely bunch how are you very good thank you good thank you great well let's uh let's crack on the first question was what was your weirdest lockdown moment first one appearing in court by video while sitting in my bed in pajama bottoms and a suit jacket well i didn't know harry maguire was a fan of the show next when i went for a walk for the first time after being ill and saw this wow country file got hot how about you guys jess i'm gonna pick you first what was your weirdest lockdown moment so we do family face times every sunday and one sunday morning my grandma is sat there and she starts giggling away to herself so we ask her what the problem is and she starts telling this this story about saturday night that somebody has posted a warm savaloi through their front door wow and they have no idea where it came from that is amazing though isn't it um but i love the idea that there's someone who's really hammered who's just gonna walk along and go that house needs a snack just pop that in there right now to put this bra on this tree pretty weird though jess that's up there let's see who else matt what was the weirdest thing that happened to you well i i moved house overlocked down and then i decided to get these cassette tapes the video cassettes transferred the dvd yeah i spent my entire life believing that they contained footage of my mom and dad's wedding oh that's lovely what did they did what was the wedding like uh well i don't know because unfortunately it's not the wedding what is it it's just my mum and dad's sex tapes wow well here here we here we go matt here we go um wow okay um have you watched it only as long enough to find out what it was right how long does it go on for not i mean not that you'd know you're not going to sit there with a stopwatch but how long is the video the video is 18 minutes long i mean that's all right let's not muck around well i could do it four times in that thing here's a question matt did you find yourself watching it watching your dad going oh i do that um no i i thought well that's not where i get my small one from wow has anyone made a sex tape put your hand up if you and marie that was a definite that was an excellent look absolutely not i'm looking at laura and um and laura's partner you guys have you ever um shot of him yeah there's some angles you just don't ever want to see yourself from that's right yeah sophie quietly sent me wine yeah so oh i get it so you're more of a watcher sophie i understand just sort of sat in the corner what would be great if yeah if you're actually conducting one as we speak now you never know right um zach first things first what a fantastic castle you got in the background uh yeah that was my uh panic buy a really weak naught of the lockdown um it is a 6 020 piece lego hogwarts castle wow i mean you know it both makes and ruins your kitchen because now you can't prepare any food yeah it was one of the first things i bought during lockdown um it was online obviously and um when it got delivered the person that was delivering it asked who it was for and i panicked and i lied and said it was for my make-believe seven-year-old son called adam oh wow you gave him a name as well yeah and please tell me you had lots of things delivered during lockdown and every time they're like where's uh where's adam you're like hi bloody out again you know actually because because i live in a flat i had to explain yeah um he lives with his mum so now now i'm divorced as well so wow so you've done the whole back story but presumably he's done like yeah it's tough mate i'm divorced as well do you want to meet up for a point when this is over yeah if you want now you've got a friend it's pretty impressive how long did it take you to put hogwarts together i had to pace myself because i wanted to make it last as long as lockdown would oh zach that is so bleak so you just gently took your time i made it last six weeks but but i couldn't i couldn't stretch out any longer than that fantastic let's move on to the next question how did you cope with your family in lockdown sophie how did you get on with your family well we sort of cracked quite early on spending so much time together and it ended up just being a full blown to do what was the argument about it was about which one of the mitchell brothers bill graham was more attractive and it just that's when we realized we'd really cracked who did you side with oh grant absolutely yeah it feels it feels fairly obvious that it's grant doesn't it like fear there's a case for phil so okay well let's let's throw it to the group uh hands up everyone who would go for grant yeah and marie you're a phil lady yeah what can i say what's not to like about film on the blue belly the sweat the alcohol apart from that he's a dream man it's the noises marie it's the like when he picks up a pen he's like there's plenty of grunting on this exclusive video if anybody's interested [Laughter] what is the next question let's have a look what was your worst homeschooling moment this should be good uh let's have a look when my son wrote [ __ ] you mum on his homework sheet wow that's pretty bleak marie did you have a homeschooling moment yes because my daughter turned into inspector cluso and would just pop up everywhere so as a result of several incidents over the course of the month so i had to teach her about periods wow jeez how old is she she's seven okay why did you have to teach her about periods you thought i was dying right and she offered to stick the big plaster on me wow so so how did you explain that because brazil i mean i told her that it was something that all women go through and she was absolutely set on the fact that she will not yeah so we'll cross that bridge when we come to it as far as i'm concerned and also i've learned to lock the bathroom door i mean you sound like an amazing mum that's so matter of fact but this is i love the idea you guys see what happens to all women get used to it i'm used to it yeah it's gonna happen for a long long time i like the top russell excellent she's great um i think we've got the the final question here if you could have been locked down with anyone who would you have gone for and why okay jermaine went for prince andrew so i can lock him in a hot room for a month and see if he'll sweat good claire went for jesus as he could turn water into wine uh yeah but also think of the food that'll be ridiculous bread and fish again um how about you guys who would be your dream person to um to lock down with snoop dogg snoop dogg how did this the life of everything in the garden and um you know and got no results from it so somebody like hugh family went sale yeah thank you he could find you a good meal for amongst the weeds and stuff like that i love that i love the fact laura that you're sending him out of forage right yeah it's the idea get out there and um ian has she ever sent you out to forage right but you you look ian looks like the kind of guy that could go into a woods and really really deliver do you know what i mean you look like you should be in the woods ian you've got that look you look powerful you look like you could chop wood with your hand you've got that look i hear a home video the woods cutter that would be nice let's make it we'll go half on the profit nice well i enjoyed that it was lovely speaking to you i think if this little chat has taught us anything it's a very small cross-section of the country but it would indicate the lockdown was fairly strange for all of us but that was fantastic thank you so much for coming on the show guys uh especially matt i mean you really shared then that is fantastic it took a lot to share that yeah yeah but i'm glad you did um thanks so much to the rest of you for coming on the show it's been a lot of fun have a fantastic night see you later bye you

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020