Guz Khan Would Eat Weetabix with Water | Full Interview | The Russell Howard Hour

before the most exciting new comedy voices in the country goose Khan is a former school teacher who launched his career with a series of online videos since then he's had a hit stand-up tour the biggest threat to Muslims dehydration we cannot carry around clear liquids in a bottle anyway I appeared in several major TV shows and now he brings us the latest installment of his acclaimed series man-like Mubeen if you can just get through this quite generously sized hole we are home and drive we are at the edge of a golf course and you are [ __ ] me please welcome a guest whose car [Applause] [Applause] oh I'll say this now you smell absolutely lovely thank you I do try brother yeah you realize we were sitting on a throne of lies Russell bastard media there's like at least 12 false reports on my cousin's in this I can't concentrate the smell abroad you know what I'm too tight to buy Tom Ford dude yeah so I put a Twitter poll out and said could someone send me like a BM bargains version yeah they fully sent me a dodgy website it looked like from like 1996 yeah but it sent this for $12.99 so I'm happy bro yeah that's great I mean now you've said that your arms may fall but you're gonna be a delicious smelling corpse congratulations on the series third series thank you brother yeah and I loved it for those who haven't seen it what's he about yeah it's about a young man up in the West Midlands who's the sole carer for his little sister and she's a teenager so she's coming in some crazy life experiences and his two best friends and charting his life trying to stay clean of a former life of crime he was involved in and it's inspired by your life have you ever committed a crime no listen bro where I'm from we've got this thing called dry snitching so let's try something that sounds like the opposite of a posh way is when you may have or may not have been up something naughty in your life previously all right and then you then continue to come on national television or on a song on YouTube and tell the whole world I can I can say it's definitely reflective of some people I know yeah because I'm not trying to get them for historical crimes right now Brussels but it'll be a funny court in the view of this is played in so it's dry snitching when you snitch on yourself yeah my brother's this whole thing of like in in rap videos with MCS would like you your minds on a madness shanked him shanked his mom shanked his Nana it's like are you trying to go to prison not only have you confessed to the crime you've made it catching what I'm curious about because there's there's in an episode of the new series yeah there's a character that refuses to put milk on his cereal yeah because he believes it's racist yeah I have an assembly skill might [ __ ] off for me that character in particular epitomizes every third life aren't your uncle that I ever grew up with right so it's kind of a little bit like that the jokes very funny that the milk is always resisting right but it's just that they are super tight like where you can cut corners being a working-class kid in the West Midlands yeah water is liquid stop complaining I don't give a [ __ ] about your calcium have your cereal see behaving like wait a mix for water yeah people bank that wall yeah bro guys someone Deaver I've meeting with we based wants [ __ ] up combination dontre assure you that's a waste of this great Bainer in it I mean I would say so but bro you got to get by any is what it is what I find fascinating about you as well is the only five years ago you were a teacher what do you I mean I kind of feel like I know the answer but do you miss it what no no let's say what I miss I miss not be with but obviously the market [ __ ] off but being with those thundercats every single day but if you're talking about raw comedy and royally much and a place broke where they are willing to say the most outlandish [ __ ] it's in a classroom like we live in a society where people laugh everything is uptight correct come to year 9 Thursday afternoon your back to me all kinds of [ __ ] you never heard in your life bro what's the maddest thing happened in your classroom the thing is there's a lot of bravado it is the big thing isn't it like he's so sick fourteen-year-old bravado exactly and I always assumed it was lads but girls when I really eat you get bro they're the biggest gangster on the face of play I can't even listen their fights are so much better as well this woman in the car yeah to curl out on my trip yeah this is usually so much more hair to remove so it's like not me they've been there they're grabbing stuff from pulling chunks out and all kinds of crazy [ __ ] so I remember when I was first teaching the first time I witnessed a girl fight like a female fight when it's lads I was quite confused just like boys can you stop it boys can you stop it boys can you stop it with girls is different rules you have to find a female teacher to try and break it up so usually that [ __ ] would go on for like 25 minutes until what did you teach Belmarsh our favorite stories of being a teacher is going back to that bravado is a bunch of lads and I taught a Christian ethos school and whoever is head of overseeing the curriculum around sex education which is always fun by the way decided that it would be a good idea to get an elderly couple from the local church when I say old I mean older she like late 80s to come in to talk to the kids about their sex lives please tell me you have a recording of this well I had no plans to come into this I would if I had I would have recorded it brought you into it I don't mean done right whose is gonna rock out the keytar sat there and when they heard this hourly cop was coming all the providers like you know we're gonna do yeah I'm gonna ask him if he windmills oh yeah why would you ask Nana Mildred this [ __ ] that not they said we can ask whatever we like yeah so I'm gonna ask him does he wind Milla and does he win me look good so Rivard oh [ __ ] and then the couple arrived door creaks and they have broody is so old she's on his him afraid no she's really she's on his him and he's helping it in right now because her [ __ ] us [Applause] I wish you were there good night sir go on so she's in it and so I'm looking at the last thinking they're gonna [ __ ] you don't say they're like and they sat down and she's like our match of breath and David said it's okay my love I'm used to this and then like that the the our breath our thinking is so [ __ ] on man is it and then the whole atmosphere changed and I said so we know why this one of coppers me has anyone got a question all them kids doing a bravado yeah they were like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll got a question yet what's the key to like a successful marriage can you remember what they said that were you just trying to lure your hard-on I was so disheartened I was gonna put mine up and say yo do you remember blessing but it's just it's just these kids and a bravado and they're out there doing all this thug life [ __ ] and running around with shanks but at the base of it no bomb of it when you get them individually and start talking to them they're just kids do you ever see those kids all the time because I'm still where I am so where I call poetry so yeah when I see them at traffic lights or whatever I window and I like yes how would you [ __ ] so that was the kind of teacher I was [Applause] [Music] now Howard was a [ __ ] oh and you broke into into comedy whilst this was going on so you're a teacher and you were posting videos online yeah and I kind of gradually kind of blew up it's mad when the initial kind of big video went viral I went to school the next day thinking I'm gonna is the first time I laugh about a proper stable job that's quote unquote some good person does immoral person there yeah I'm not [ __ ] up now enough to drive taxes or some [ __ ] I start waiting school the next day and it had gone like really viral by the time I'd woken up but when I got into school it was such as eerily normal and what cuz I've seen that some of them had shared it yeah and then just like as I'm walking past a block is that you pack asaurus yeah which went viral they won't be a racist by the way wasn't it it was it was a Jurassic it was a Jurassic world yet so that Jurassic world the first Jurassic world would come out it was meant to be decent yes since we were kids anyway so how original and so it was just it was just made on the spot by me and my mate when we were at the cinema we were just super shocked to hear in the movie verbatim guys we have an issue the the pakis are out of containment it's in the film it's in the actual film yeah turns out there's a dinosaur call pukka law for soros and another one called backstory but when she said the Packers are out of containment there's an old dude sitting tomorrow crazy [ __ ] so like when we came out there was no intent to be like oh we're gonna make this because it's gonna be really cool yeah we were creasing about it still yeah 45 minutes after the movie so we finished off the labor guy we were like rah you've got a camera in the car let's just do it one take put it on the internet and here we are right here we are it's amazing and how have your family reacted to this success not really well it's be honest with ya really what were your mom your mom must be proud there is something in particular working-class community but in Asian household yeah where if you go home and tell your mum that you are leaving a job that pays you every month on time to tell jokes it's really a miracle I'm still alive yeah and if she drops that bomb on me which is who told you or funny yeah secretly she must be proud like as soon as you're out the house she's putting up the posters of you she's watching the show she's coming get it down you know I look I think maybe somewhere deep down but she likes to keep me on my toes so that's kind of cool isn't broke it's so cool like to give you an example what she's like I did BBC Breakfast which might seem just you know pretty mundane yeah but I know that that's some of the she wakes up to every morning and she's proper impressed by the presenters and their professionalism and their [ __ ] Johnny Bravo hair she loves all lashes so I did BBC Breakfast and it was funny when while I came off and opened with the family what's up group looking for him with his attention we go here we go here we go he would go we're on it now fine we're gonna impress mom and the first mission for my sister my niece and then the next message from my mum which came in was god that's really gone downhill uh showing it clearly this is where you get your humor from she's funny much she's broke she's winced you I have to have to rate her she is the funniest person I will ever meet [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 13min 23sec (803 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 08 2020