Making Jelly HOMELESS In The Game Of Life!

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The Game of Life Is Back basically we're all going to see who is the better person at winning the game we call life we got to get education all you can choose to get a job let's see what happens today in The Game of Life super this looks amazing man are we going to be able to become like Superman or something me and Josh are however you you're going to have to do some proper education for first Craner well let's just see who actually gets to play first then buddy I think it's going to be me it's dang it it's you do kind of need it though damn look at this look at my drill ship thing oh that's a nice drill ship thing or ker don't do college Josh you're not you're starting off 200k you spent 100 to go to college L of money to start life with I've noticed you're going to be broke Josh you're going to be broke in no time it's at two that's not a great first roll who look at these houses it might be good to land on more yellows Josh have you not thought about that true true true okay upgrade my computer or a slam dunk contest I would your computer gives you two little uh value points I mean slam dunk is something you definitely can do Josh I think a computer's going to be important in superhero World why would it be important in superhero World know what if your superow is AI huh ah yes that's a really lame power who would have that yeah who ever do AI some orange guy okay I've got zero money now it's Jelly's turn I mean definitely don't go to college you don't have the facilities for that big man I do I have 200k I'm spending 100K but I'm saying I'm saying your brain your brain jelly where did we get the 200k from lucky number seven no one wondering that we inherited it Josh don't you understand yeah I think it's Rich parents basically is what it is oh he already graduated dude yeah that's how quick it is boys wait wait wait what are you going to come out with though okay so um I'm going to have to pick okay what I'm going to do right let's have a here superhero people in the background flamethrower dang you can also be a superhero manager jelly oh I guess it's it's your superpower jelly oh you can set fire to things you love that jelly but there a lot of I like fire I that is a lot of tax though that is a lot of tax but I think I'm going to go with it anyway cuz I like fire yes you do buddy Lu number two if you land on two then I get points yeah we don't want that you get money jelly not points and then three okay cron now it's your turn it is my turn actually oh wait j's got to pick something first wait what knowledge boys two knowledge points look at him wrecking that up dude I got that crown on my got some okay it's my turn so my mom always told me don't go to school boy you're not clever enough anyway oh this explains a lot this explains a lot so I am going to go for a career right off the bed and guess what I'm going to be a super pet sitter I can take care of all of your pets going set those pets on fire are they Super Pets oh yeah they are so I got to sit for Super Pets a dang it I don't know how to spin spin oh my God this no here we go again again seven okay I thought doesn't look at this bike SW swag swag swag and I would call it swag now I get an action card I can get a little bit of knowledge laser tag laser tag laser tag we're doing laser tag I don't need know one who gets first place wins 200 Grand I know and I rolled 10 I'mma Be So Rich today boys Josh rolls a four now let's see well to be fair there are no losers in this roll five which gives me 80 but guess what I am now officially smon so rich like look at this $500,000 you guys barely even got a k yikes okay well crer we do have better or I at least I have a better job than you so I'm going to catch up wait until I get my job guys it's going to be a big in I don't I don't think we should job discriminate J going be crazy you're calling me poor no I'm not I said okay yeah to be fair ready for this you guys ready for this it's the graduation of our own Josh Josh that hat is looking good on you ready for it I going to be a oh flamethrower super suit designer original Josh choose the super suit designer yeah honestly flamethrower man you guys are lame share that job you guys are lame make sure you go to cal.com for some awesome merch like this we also got a bunch of other stuff that you can check out thank you guys for the support back to the video got bonus oh wow that's a big bonus dang first up here what oh you just get the same stuff as jelly wait a sec I got the no this is my the same one from mine yeah I'm not sure it's worth to spend 100 don't have 100K I don't I think let's do a slam dunk contest I don't remember what does d debt do you I giv you minus 50k for each time you were in Deb I think what okay I'm going to do am dunk against cran cuz he's got the most money I got the cash to spend Bo have 100K to lose I just realized wait what oh my God wor Josh I got you land High number Josh I'll let you win this one okay bud do you know how to spin trainer oh my God spin are you serious oh my God oh my God oh my God J dead anyway you got a loan dude hey you got to take a loan Jos uh ah man Jorge is heart stuck on car right now I am sorry what it is all right number three which oh it gives me a little oh you can get a promotion wa oh what's up that raise is really good to be fair isn't the highest job like 200k or yeah yeah you can get a way better job jelly pick that oneck it pick it I mean I don't want to be flamethrower as well just like Josh oh he actually got a really good one I'll be a gadget engine I'll take that 12 120k a dang it every time I get well ladies and gentlemen it is the most important guy's turn now miney who can't spin can I four one two three a that's boring dude absolutely flying ahead in life now since I'm a babysitter for Animals I might as well take care of a couple of kids too buddy wait so you're I got the decision get that was the wrong decision wait that's three tens in a row my guy is absolutely flying time to get married I'm going to get married flavor what flavor I picked the girl Josh I'm pretty sure they all taste the same yay you guys are not even clapping or anything I got married dude well done well done thank you now get on the back of my bike how are all the kids going to fit there gr how is that going to work I guess we'll figure it out he's got a love Point anyway oh wait oh we got a course oh no 40K or 20K so lucky today 40 Grand I'm literally just paying cran of money that's all I've done I had to do the same yeah you did oh come on I thought I could spit Now give me another tener dang it got B well you got your money back buddy now let's make some kids wife dang it oh oh she drove F past it yeah she wasn't interested in that oo she said no when she saw your face I'm getting a better job guys it's time to graduate here we go back to school wait no you never went to school no I went to school now just like that you didn't even now he's G to school now check this out boys wait he's also a gadg getet engineer what is going on this guy's yo this is cheating I'm actually doing so good right now it's insane look at how far ahead I am look how miles away catch up idiots if you're literally I only get like bad rolls well I mean in real life don't land on the cash that's bad well you got money Josh that's good yeah but I lucky number seven here we go let's see let's see let's see ner it's a Niner oh it doesn't matter all right getting married really worked out well for you Craner I think I might have to do the same thing well that's because I'm actually a um an attractive Bachelor and you're not jelly nobody wants to marry you yeah yeah oh okay look actually wait that might be good though that might be good oo all player spin zy come on do it for me buddy no I'm going to steal Josh's wealth I'm going to steal the wealth points boys how many do I have I have two now we're sharing but it's my turn again I'm going to take that Crown from you Josh you guys barely got anywhere in your turns gosh I to be reminded very mucho crer there you some money I am now can we make some kids thank you finally dude fit on there family oh wow let's make some kids baby ner wait I don't think I think you skip the kids no no no no don't skip the kids speed oh no man right before the kids too I'm I'm kicking off my wife dude o compete I mean you're you mean you're divorcing sushi sushi sushi sushi no but Deli has four points that would be you would be one off of him true I'm taking it you know I got money to spare yes sir what do you want shashimi sure she she all right it's still turn is looking epic it is have I even started yet oh there we go big numbers nine which means he's going to add to the side I wonder is Josh going to get married or remain forever alone I'm going to focus on my career I need to improve myself true you are doing really bad yeah you you are John you are doing really bad that's a terrible throw you're just going to skip right past everything yeah but he kind of wants to put down some numbers I think oh oh what's this it's the Fate Wheels oh yes I'm getting beaten up this game oh has got zero chance of winning right now if it well the game is still very early on knocked on his door got absolutely Ted sure did didn't he jelly yeah he sure did now he's going to get married what flavor you marrying jelly yeah what flavor buddy in purple oh purple what color does purple and blue make more Purple current yeah you got blue Bri sure I'll take black current oh yeah I like that I like that now marriage gift time how much are we going to give you 40 Grand I really don't have the cash yes I don't need that much money to be fair so now it is my turn I think no I don't think so no it's been to move oh dang it it's still jelly he get another turn have so many options here a roll the six what's that oh a kid nope landing on the cashing he got his money back though now it's my turn okay oh why crer always takes like three atts yeah it takes me like two together no kids all right Craner you've got a new stop and that is online course or continue life no I'm continuing life buddy I ain't I don't need to slow down for more edication edication there we go three wait no I don't need to slow down for some more edication boys yes that's good I'll take that I'll take fate it could be bad give me a kit gosh dang it that's not a kid 110,000 probably the same oh man that is very expensive man like look at how far ahead I am of you guys yeah pretty far yeah all right Josh it's your turn you've got no money maybe you should give me some of it Josh is seriously the brokest guy ever right now oh my goodness he's got he's got to invest right invest in your future he's got no money to I even afford I'm going to invest with my you have no money to buy anything oh give me money to no wait that's not me that's me I thought it was me oh yeah me too action I'm focusing on myself oo laser tank laser tank laser tank I need to keep my lead gosh dang keeping his lead so boring not even playing laser tag with his homies dude I don't want to play laser tag with you oh man come on up boys at least Y gets a bonus that was a real spin oh he pays jars hey I'll give that to this poor fell yeah he yeah yeah it's all right he's even in debt dude he's doing bad yeah it sucks all right I will take the lead dang he's wrecking up those points I'll take the crown as well Josh please don't die on us before we're done that was the only thing I had it's all that wealth and knowledge it's difficult to carry but he's got no love now it's my turn the fatherless traitor well I have't never mind what's that has slowed down a lot hasn't he yeah he has oh oh yo oh you can take a crown I'm I'm taking the crown dude I am I completed a puzzle no education to most knowledgeable yeah what I like how my skill was completing at puzzle it's so stupid dude did it you did it buddy you did the a puzzle for three-year-olds as well yes it is JY now come on Josh anything can still happen crer is really far ahead which you know it kind of doesn't reflect well oh wa bad what happened to investing yeah you're going to skip right through every investment Josh actually no yeah you went through it almost landed on the tax man Josh oh dual me Josh dual me married uh dual me Josh I already have been burnt by jeweling you so I'm going to get married gosh scared man going I'm going to go with blue flavor yeah good thing you didn't steal my wife or what you married your twin throwing up my hands you pretty sure you've said this in every single video jelly that every time I do that I I think you have two jelly you married your twin you married your now what you doing come on come on come on come now we're seven hey Josh you're slowly starting to catch up you're doing really well he's still in debt though J he's got a his money is not real I lose I don't know how much I lose for that all right here we go boys four yeah oh wow now how's that going to go down so what are you going to do jelly should I get kids or should I no don't have a kid jelly I don't know I think I think I might go with the investment buy myself a nice property you know he rolls an A too a good one I think at a house right yeah it does he gets a house oh what's up that gives you even more oh my God look at those sale prizes I want a luxury Manion super headquarters oh okay honestly it was a win no matter what you picked J that was some good houses that's wild those were sweet the uh piggy banks he's got I think J's in the lead right now I might be further ahead on the uh on the board but I think J's further ahead than everything he kind of fell off sure fell off it's easy to fall off oh what what route what's this I'm going to do the risky there are tax things there crer are you sure yes I think I'm going to skip right over everything I think just did but he's land on a face oh there another fate isn't it oh okay sure I'll take it just don't land on ta more tax or buy a house maybe what is this action a yellow huh okay ooh you know what do grer I'm going to get another H that was the right move that was the right family movie night I'm not going to let you guys actually Winos we got to take those guys I'm going to be able to roll into the to the retirement house soon yeah you're going real quick this is actually pretty bad for me I'm just going to have to stare at you guys play oh yes okay where should I go I'm thinking of maybe improving my job yeah you should you have a crap job and you're in debt but I could get the there's a RIS of that Josh you got to pay 100K Josh you don't have much money to spend you got to think I'm going to yeah but I get two salaries on the left yeah but there is a tax what are you going to do J you boy what is it going to be I think the left course is left is probably better I going to take a risk I'm going to take yeah let's see you get a brand new education you've got your Masters Josh thank you thank you okay I didn't say I didn't say Guardian wow that's got to be like the best thing ever I'm a little jealous that's sick that is so cool you could you actually protect the Multiverse Josh wow man oh no that's does that include the metaverse two three four 5 okay you're you're safe you're out of the text 880 Grand oh you can throw a barbecue poty and be tired me oh you need to repay those loans oh yeah yeah yeah I feel like I'm going to make more by trying to get the hearts no no no no that's bad that's the bad move j dang it you already CED that's a bad idea dang it you clicked yeah man I don't really remember where I am on the board so let's roll a high number all right you did it yeah you that was good J oh yeah that was fine for me I think now you got to get an edge of vacation yeah I'm also going to go with the riskier path okay no wait wait you're in debt Josh I'm joining you Tilly didn't look before he chose it but am I going to get a better job than Josh well the camp be two Guardians of the Multiverse right damn you know what it's still good jelly you can go back to school of sucky to be hon you'll be the head in the school that's like the worst thing for you ever what why cuz you hate school yeah why would you work at one oh is that the tax man no you did the RO the same as me I did that yeah okay well I got an action then oh man ooh he can take the intelligence yeah but then he's more and dead right no or taking it bro take it dang look at those points he's got he's not he's not cuz he got big salary payments he's got really good points bro I I got a lot of points this is actually bad for us Josh if I repay that loan man you guys are going to be in trouble why you B problem with jelly is his house he's got a big house I got a big no I don't want to win already it's going to be so boring look at at the other play no oh my God wait there is something here know 250k you're first dang and I think each time you get the spin uh crer oh yeah yeah so getting to the end is good H but am I going to spin for you want to spin for money or spin for points I'm going to be honest with you crina you should be going for the points money I should be going for the points yeah cuz then I can get more knowledge of getting he's got no chance for that what are you talking about J you're being quite defensive I feel yeah man hey I'm here to win bro it's here we go oh I got the right one now I'm going to get knowled dang it I'm going to keep up my love then so Josh doesn't take me over in love I feel like I'm not going to win um J I feel like you're doing all right you got a lot of cash Josh a lot cash nothing else at least you became the Multiverse Guardian Josh right yeah that's true that's true and that's kind of cool you know W how impressive now are you going to take the risky risk or the safy safe No I'm going to take safe I can't really risk yeah you can't if I want to get like second place I've got to be smart yeah yeah yeah yeah true Aid you might just blast through this entire thing Josh you've got a million ah what can I S A Millionaire boys now you can ooh yeah you ain't stealing nothing you can almost comat jelly on this one know I feel like I could I feel like one is better yeah yeah yeah yeah money Josh yeah but if I get to the end and I roll it I'm right behind you jelly you're being very defensive right now buddy yeah that's sus it's The Game of Life boys I'm in it to win it he's taking it very seriously all right Boys sell your house for more attempts oh that guarantees a better payout that's smart yeah okay what's this then you got to pick an envelope oh oh no that was bad trash that was really bad that was really bad that was really bad I only made 150k on that that was bad man okay oh bro come on oh terrible Hess honestly that was really bad hey shut it that was so bad okay give me another black one please you are then sorry nothing okay if I can get to the end and roll that'd be great yeah Josh come join me in the retirement home I need somebody to shower with Excuse me well I've gotten quite bad at mobility in my older years and could use some help Mobility now get in Josh can't read so welcome to the party Josh okay I got you made 200 Grand I think I'll make give okay if I can get two good rolls in and get I'll be good he we're in the same re get an opportunity to buy a new house on an action that would be good right that be crazy am I the only one left playing FL oh he got it too yes yes no no no no no wait why am I rooting for Josh I'm not take one more to get that Crown Josh I'm not ruing for J accident get them jelly to be fair now let's see that's a seven you're going to get pretty far too but is it going to be risky or sa risk it or safe okay risky jly risky I know you want it I know you want to I want to see if I can buy a new house dang he did it he actually did it okay oh action buy a new house be really good yeah but it's such a small thing oh oh oh goodbye 100 Grand I got another opportunity I got another opportunity maybe I get a chance here to land on black that'll be nice oh man come on buddy come on come on give me black please give me I could really use it like this is very bad for me please please please why does have to do next round like we all know what's happening I don't know why it does that now Josh are you going to be able to overtake jelly here in the come on come on come on no so close it L on it now jelly it is your turn my child it is five okay that's nothing is it no just action yeah I'm going to get another chance I think wait or oh no oh is you want the chance of beating Craner on hearts or repay your loans feel like I'm going to repay my loan I think that was the smart thing to do that might be the most strategic move here I think so I think we actually did good jly that was good good job now give me a blackies come on nope didn't want to give me that uh you know what what's he going to do do you think that jedy could catch up on Hearts probably not I don't know maybe he could no be quiet see the Northern Lights I might as well go all in on my love now I'm heavily married now Josh I'm happy for you yo he's got a lot of cash to be really got a roll a black one oh he did please please so un lucky lucky here man I got lucky there ain't no wealth in for you baby boy baby boy roll a one which does what well you just won't go very far now you are retired action all right guys welcome welcome retirement home the last one to do it to be fair I millionaire now yes I think jelly has this one Josh I really do think he does I don't know if you guys have another no crowns I don't think you got another turn so I'm going to take the cash this is really bad I think jelly won this one I think jelly won this one what JY what you went second or something right yeah no oh he got I think CR has got a turn no yes who's going to end up winning all right let's see has the highest score I definitely know Josh is not going to money all right Josh has got the most cash we know that oh but it's not much oh no please it's not much I actually I really did bad when you think about Ito here we go boys oh I'm going to be in last place a it's the big ones the crowns they do so much oh my God I got two right 100 are you kidding me jelly one jelly one and I'm in last place wait wait got I've got de Jos no congratulations get down get down on the floor get down on the floor how did Josh not lose the entire thing crer it's cuz you suck
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Length: 26min 49sec (1609 seconds)
Published: Fri Jan 05 2024
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