Magic Is Real, And It’s in This Apartment - Key & Peele

Oh, please don't say anything. Please just keep it to yourself, whatever-- [sneezes] Oh. Thought you had an idea. I do. [bleep] - We need to make an app. - Like, for a Smartphone? An app that all the people could download and then we make millions. It's just, that [bleep]'s hard to come up with, man. It's like catching lightning in a bottle. I already got that. You got what? Lightning in a bottle. Really, what's the idea? No, no idea. I got actual lightning in a bottle. No, Levi. That's just a phrase. I got that, dog. [static electricity buzzing] Lightning in a bottle. Blip. That's crazy, son. Where'd you get that? Some old Chinese man sold it to me years ago. I mean, that's some supernatural [bleep], man. Nah, man. All it does is this. Oh, [bleep]! Oh, the lightning! Oh! I got it. [sniffs] But seriously, man. Would it be like an app that reminds you when your favorite television shows are on? No. It--we got to address this crazy-ass bottle that you got. What bottle? [bleep], what bottle? The bottle with the lightning in it. Are you still on that? Yes. How does it work? Cedric, I don't know. It's the classic lightning in the bottle gag. Classic li-- You just open it up-- [shouting] [shrilly] Oh! Oh! Lightning in the house! Lightning in the room! Okay, you know what? - You shouldn't have this. - What? This [bleep]--this [bleep] belongs to the military or something. But that app, though. No. We don't need the app. You've got the goose that laid the golden egg. How do you know about Honkers? [mysterious music] What? This mother-- [honk] Honkers. Get in on this app idea. [Honker honks] - You like it? [Honkers honks] - He likes it. Yep. He got a goddamn golden egg. Honkers here is the cat's pajamas. [ominous music] No, please don't. Don't. I want to show you something. Whatever it is, I don't want to see it. - It's relevant. - I already know what it is. It ain't what you think. Well, what I think it is is a pair of cat's pajamas. Yes. These are for Honkers to wear. [bleep], what? The little neck in there. The neck-- how you gonna fit his head through this--with the-- the orange pump [bleep]. [honks] I'm gonna have to ask you to leave my house. Why? Because you disrespected my roommate. Okay. Okay. It's clear that this is a crazy house. So I got to go. You over here talking about geese and golden eggs and feline sleepwear. - [honk] - Come on, man. Cedric. You need to get off your high horse, man. Hey, I just thought of a name for you. ♪ ♪ High horse. [neighing]

Channel: Key & Peele

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Id: QnbqW263N4g

Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 15 2019