MADtv Gay Mob Boss

hey guys just spoke with Johnny up at Attica said there's gonna be a new guy running our crew who Sonny Greg Gucci Sonny Grigory but I heard that guy's a must hey I'm Sonny girl Gucci hey how's it going yeah nice to mooches great oh are you doing yes all right all right sit down now I'm looking forward to working with you boys because I've heard some good things but I want to tell you one thing right now do not get me angry oh hey we won't we've heard all the strings I do not like to get angry the people who get me upset they live to regret it if they live you understand yeah yeah we know no Sonny let me get you a drink whoa whoa whoa what you guys like the booze huh is that right is that what I'm hearing no you like to drink huh you like to drink on the job huh well not while I'm in charge they make one thing perfectly clear so everyone here understands me because I'm a new guy that I'm some carpet for you to walk on then you are sadly mistaken misters pucker up boys because it's time to whistle a brand new tune I'm gonna go outside and get some in did you guys see that he almost killed us yeah I thought he was gonna take my head off of something you know yeah music there's all something going on there you know this guy's notices he's you know seemed like up what like a born killer a Widowmaker sure sure but I'm saying no you know I mean it seemed like it you know he's like I'm just me nevermind forget it forget all right I'm sorry about that but I warned you now let's get down to business what are you dealing in money-wise huh well we're still making a lot of cash selling guns yeah we took a big hit when the repeat brothers took over the jewelry business wait a minute wait a minute what whoa what was that took over huh and nobody takes over unless you let them and you know how that happens that happens when you now you are you make a mess and now I gotta clean it up well I am not a maid you might be Jan Martians Cindy over there but I am NOT Alice and not now have never been and will never be thank you I'm gonna go outside and and count to ten oh yeah that was scary but now I think I'm beginning to see what you mean yeah right winning dish Maddie gets a little a little elegant yeah like a village girl oh and he's still a monster to Robbie you know I thought he was gonna go for blood there for a while you know I was like oh wait honey you know excuse me Alfredo did I hear you uh mention my name when I was out of rope no no no I'm sorry I was just saying how much you'll respect you I get it I get it I walk out of the room you all start putting me down huh calling me names is that right well no one has ever had the goal the unmitigated gall to talk about me behind my back this is beyond the pale people I'm serious it's entirely beyond the pale there is only room for one diva here and that's me please Sonny please don't shoot me talk to the hand Alfredo all right freeze oh thank god put your hands up and face the wall now if I go down I go down shooting oh my foot you will who do you think you're talking to me right now this it's sitting put a sock in it and your dream oh this is so typical golly neither of yeah I don't care some new kind of bad guy you even put your hands up I will blow your I wa I will tell you where you can put your hands I'm serious you

Channel: myjunkshared

Views: 4,172,033

Rating: 4.8548656 out of 5

Keywords: MADtv, Gay, Mob, Boss

Id: zsXMmF-ggvI

Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 07 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/airJordan45]

Its a shame MAdTV was so terrible cause it had some great people on it, especially towards the end.

[u/Batbraj]

I can't hate a show that basically brainwashed me from multiple Comedy Central reruns.. every.. single.. day

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