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positively raving about it okay well now I'm even more now I'm even more excited yeah I managed to avoid any and all information about this movie somehow so like this is going to be fresh and I cannot wait either that means there's nothing exciting or there it's too exciting people wanted to preserve the spoilers prepper thanks for eding down these highlights and thank you to all been joining us at our patreon page over there you get the full length Reaction watch long story you sync up with your own copy of Madame web and we also cover several things over there exclusive with highlights and watch alongs included boys you ready to meet these chicks oh let's do it good title card though the Peruvian Amazon mama what's off about this [Music] web she's actually filming what will be the opening credits of Spider-Man 2002 do you think we're close I love the sound design on the umbrella opening I agreed to provide security for you because I thought you were close to finding the spider well it'll be worth the wait she Breakers dead specimens show that the peptides in the spider's venom venom venom that spider can give superhuman strength and power like Las what spider could do that yeah mythical spider people who run AC cross the Treetops and punish evil men with their black poison touch what I like to base my research in science not Legends science [ __ ] these little spiders have the potential to cure hundreds of diseases what a terrible cut perhaps you should rest thank you for the umbrella why are you being so rude to this guy she's a strong independent woman is her best hope at surviving when you're 9 months pregnant oh what are you doing my guy research spiders I found it I found the spider something like so small it has so much power damn what are you doing I don't I love these zooms yes searching for that spider for years no these zooms are so soap opery you're making the wrong decision give me the spider no you're making the wrong decision give it to me the best decision we made was watching this movie oh yeah no no oh no oh boy give me my CG spider the spider people that protect the Amazon AR Grande who sweet Man Spider let's go all right finally get my man spider moving spider healing oh my goodness the Venom of Life whoa and a birth she will come back when she needs answers and when she does I will be here for her this is the same place they shot Ekko oh no it's okay you were born in the arachn Lazarus Pit come on whoa this is edited Like A Good Day to Die Hard now I'm sad I missed that film Blockbuster hey CIO lost the pul from starting compressions now Ben what are you even doing back there Ben oh you want to come take over I can drive so he is Ben [Music] Parker wow no one moves out of the way for ambulances here wowe the amount of cuts I'm just feel like I'm watching Tak in three again never thought I'd be this happy to be back in Queens you've never been shot at and queen is he doing one-handed compressions right now that's what it like got to keep his balance yes get ride hey other character intro Lucky from Ghostbusters who flips off an ambulance Rebel liking these transitions yeah whenever I like something I get worried that I'm going to like the movie I'm glad I caught you before you head it back out she's going to be okay who your uh patient her little boy wanted to say thank you a um you know what Mr Ben Parker here did all the work so she's so indifferent to saving the lives just take it that's you and thank you thanks buddy a there's Sydney Sweeney you see her whoa where I'm her stepdaughter uh I think she might prefer yeah it's okay Dad she cosplaying as a Chucky doll yeah this one is for you this is for me thanks so much she is unrecognizable in those glasses and overalls got glasses and a ponytail we both hate family stuff I think I have plans anyway so well I like to keep my options open you know I might sleep in I might go to the museum I might walk the dog you don't have a dog you need to find a higher purpose I don't know what you're talking about I was a model foster kid I peed outside and everything Shazam kind of met someone is her name May what's this one's name oh oh I may tell you oh serious her name is June we know it's May Parker just say it just say it man say it she's a lucky lady Ben thank you just want to tease the audience it's Gwen Stacy and see what your future holds for you theme wow mysterious you will smudge apparently I have no future Cassie do you know what this means what it won't come true you showed them it means that their printer is broken we can't eat here anymore how are they going to print my Chinese food how are they going toink PR our dinner let me come in and talk to you Dad I haven't seen him in a while wor something she's not home right now look I'll be back tomorrow character intro swear what happened I hope you help them out one day nah she doesn't care enough to help anyone except for her job hey buddy cat woman she doesn't have a family but hopefully by the end other women will be your family family hey that's even better so technically you're born in Peru you could make this your whole personality I can use Peruvian racist words I'm Peruvian that picture taken the day her mother died was it the bad guy who did that yeah the irony devel F this film is really a tragedy I need you to understand this hope the spiders were worth it mom stupid spiders he talks that box every day wow God these quick HS hey man it's telling us in the franticness of the situation I I get it don't move hi sir hi sir my partner Ben is going to help you out on that side okay three Che two one oh oh ouchies oh oh that [Music] that remon something you could have looked out for maybe cracks like a web yes oh my god9 what is this place you guys are ice cold whoa I've always been a death trap oh my goodness Carnage it's like Doctor Strange she's in the astro Projection now come on that's CG hair did I die yeah you down 3 minutes before I fish You Out 3 minutes there's only two EMTs in all of New York City 0 it's great slightly above that of a dead fish o2's going up to 89 back in the water anytime yes time Loop 79 over 55 you need a real workup at a real hospital with a real doctor whoa de sh Vu it's premonitions wait wait wait I need to get your oxygen levels again what are you talking about my O2 is 89 no it's not oh oh oh you're right I just know myself like that I just want to go home and watch Idol the idol starring the weekend I hope her premonitions only work like that yes just 5 Seconds ahead in any conversation perfect comeback the villain oh he's got a full beard now wow he hasn't really aged what are you talking say was is like a year or two older he looks and it's what like 20 or 30 years [Music] later I'd hate to go to the Opera pretend to be entertained okay oh was that fruitless super easy barely inconvenient just looked at her wow great apartment you should see my CGI spider oh we're about to there you are there you go and she's married whoa Nice Nice Shot where's my spider they took my spider waa cool who are you heads on this [Music] man W they're spoiling all the good stuff yeah premonition of the end of the movie Sydney [Music] spiders wow it's like Watchman bad dream it's not a dream I'm going to be murdered one day oh wow that's a buzz kill sexy Pillow Talk the same three faces three hot women the same vision it's occurs you have no idea of the torment and torture of dying over and over again that ADR is totally matching with his mouth can you imagine how frustrating it's been trying to identify someone I've only seen in a vision got to be pretty frustrating there have been technological advances new ways to find people if you know their faces you can hum A Melody and Shazam will tell you the song the kind of Technology I've heard the National Security Agency has been pursuing I'm going to go now yeah yeah buddy oh she is a spy damn what are you doing what what's your password I can't tell you oh please tell me quickly before the paralysis reaches your lips and I'll stop the poison damn man venomous 920 B 375 is that the serial number of a famous comic book I was actually just thinking that it's a good thing you had no idea today was the day you were going to die there is some truly awful dialogue in this movie whoa is that M UPS yeah yeah maybe you should stick to a story AP Park oh that's really funny you're such a funny guy are you pressing the burgers R time that's a good dialogue you don't think that maybe in light of recent events I could use a beer I want to buy a Pepsi now or a mountain D from earlier we're ready to start what they're starting so you should get in there no you were right they're roping you in yeah thank you so much you're welcome it's funny is in the trailer Dakota Johnson's delivery I like the least and I'm liking her delivery the most out of everyone you're Ben's partner I'm his sister-in-law Mary oh Mary guess who's in that belly Venom track wait a minute that's not it's Emma Roberts is it Emma Rob okay um does it have a name name the it his name is Spider-Man my mother always cut the crusts off my sandwiches Chloe is that you yes a yeah she's so out of her element right now must have at least one fond memory of your mother um well my mother actually died uh in childb birth in child birth oh my God death and child birth is super rare I mean keep digging she chose to be like way deep in the Amazon for the last month of her pregnancy hundreds of miles away from any medical facilities so she's on line she's open about all this serious trauma and they're like let's move on guess the name of Mary's baby Steven he's not named stepen you guys are ice cold Ben Riley Richard junor his name is Miguel Ben the name woof she almost said his name what is with the ballots what's your guess wait we just did this I had the ability to see 5 Seconds ahead uh sorry they're calling everyone in fire down at the Docks but but say the name everyone why they keep teasing us in this movie got a weird sense of deja vu glitch in The Matrix get come on grabbing a woman on a oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy at least she's using two hands this time yeah she should be the only one administering chest compressions check his abdomen at least there's more than two EMTs this time hey I need to get my guys in there uhoh a lot of Life happening in this shot yeah we need to treat them before we move them place is packed with explosives industrial grade fireworks use your power it can blow up your Visions are colliding don't let your homie die use the Cassie tingle hey the people are trapped the place is hacked with explosives Cassie I need you at the triage War him so having this near-death experience awakened her powers yeah interesting makes sense in a weird way will you let me drive have a weird feeling you had a bad experience on the job I don't think that's what's happening don't let it mess with your head woo H these bits are kind of effective honestly yeah see you my hibs authentic compliment I like to see so damn come on O'Neal come on damn it's okay it's not okay I like Andrew Scott a lot too Adam Scott Adam Scott yeah a [Music] Scott rather beautiful shot there it's a good sequence the scale of the NSA surveillance is unprecedented they can access everything there's there's nowhere to hide who would have thk the ability to find those women now before they get their powers why do they ADR him every time the camera's behind him I don't know we don't know exactly when your vision takes place so is a 10year range just to be safe you have those renderings here's what they should look like now it's interesting the difference in premonition on time change that they have I didn't know we'd be targeting teenagers they're teenagers now but in the future they have powers in the future they become adults I will not give up everything I've built I feel like I'm watching a weird dub movie with this guy it's like one of those movies that's like all produced in Spain or Italy and 80r in its entirety find them I pay you a fortune he has the best dialogue no double vision no discoloration at all your eyesight is good and all your other vitals check out would an ie doctor really do that just immediately blind you but what about the Visions sometimes when we experience trauma it can have a lasting effect and we could see the future I knew he was going to die I saw it Cassie I have all your reports here from your other consultations there's nothing here that indicates a Euro premonition nothing out of the ordinary get some rest watch old movies if you still have concern I can run some Bloods or refer you to psych but I'm sure everything will be back to normal before you know it Sean and gusle solve this have premonitions too I am in the presence of the spirit of Christmas Yet to Come aliser Sim here we go she took it to heart to watch some old movies yeah very specific old mov is this one of her Charming attributes that she likes old movies how she escapes from the world Craig ghost of Spider-Man Yet to Come are these the shadows of things that must be oh are the only Shadows of things there might be hate to break te Scrooge but you can't change anything yeah see when are you going to wake up and realize you can pointless Scrooge oh oh whoa It's the Matt Murdoch brick hey it's like a web whoa oh oh it's another she changed it bird's going to fly right in her face she finally helping things people Birds no the window when are you going to learn come on the only Shadows of things that might be this is not going to start to annoy watching things and repeat over and over throughout the movie this isn't going to change anything open the window bir's going to fly right in yeah buddy you saved the bird good job that actually did a lot for me I like you now if this was just her saving animals I would be so down honestly this will set up Craven your food's in the microwave Cassie yeah bird the popcorn I'll give it to him the buildup of her understanding this premonition power is is gradual enough it's nice oh here we go oh celesa con one are the other spider women damn we're like 40 minutes in oh are we really yeah most of the movie is almost gone this thing's flying I feel like God who that SP over there it actually does feel like hello Ana Corone is now moving onto the platform she's on her own Julia Cornwall is on The Concourse also alone weird they don't know each other and Martha Franklin damn this girl is going to get paid a fortune what are the odds of them all being in the same place at the same time it's not a coincidence there must be something that connects them or webs them something that will that might have been an actual set piece of dialogue no you can tell the difference in audio you can visibly hear can can it it's weird ah [Music] oh there's always a great like discovering your power subway train whole new level of crazy this guy's a Mets fan like Peter Parker Easter egg whoa yeah but how's she supposed to stop him The Daily Bugle 16 oh that a good catch 1621 is that like a comic a year a few hundred years ago you begin the chain reaction with your coat oh this is the train to Mount Vernon right oh snap I did horor nights with that guy are you okay dear oh god I think I'm going crazy New York City's a whole new level of crazy these days uhoh God if I had these abilities I would take so much advantage of them this is like Groundhog Day meets spiderverse and when Toby sees his shadow we get six more installments of spin-offs it is at least what I'll give the credit for playing on my perception of what when it's real when it's time I agree with that oh uh get get up get off get off get up me why are they kind of listen you're going to die if you stay here oh okay told me never to talk to strangers get up Barefoot yeah I just noticed that too give me my freaking skateboard back I recognized this guy I saw you when I was born what exactly is this emergency 's trying to abduct us what no that's not jeez that's your emergency that whoa it's like an evil Spider-Man yeah that man is trying to kill you I don't know come on come on you don't have tickets for this train that's your biggest concern I guess that answers why he was barefoot this is how they get arrested remag from the EMP come on it's turned into Predator 2 now John hey I've I've definitely seen that movie why' you skip me and Greg I love how she's still holding out to the skateboard like that's the only thing keeping for this girl from not running away y Madam shred you guys need to call for back that will not be necessary as long as you wait what no it's not very understand we're being attacked we're being attack wo he damn America kind of cool shot whoa damn he's everywhere oo yeah nicely done Sims thank you for protecting us no no no I'm not that's not that's not what's happening here I'm not protecting you I haven't had my Ark yet on multiple NYPD officers at Grand Central Terminal this afternoon that's great good Grand Central is crazy they're going to blame you she is also the same person seeking to the possible Abu of the teenage girls eyewitnesses have identified the woman in her early 30 what about them he was crawling on the ceiling no one saw a ceiling guy everyone thinks you're the kidnapp her yeah because you told them I was jeez my uncle Jonah can totally help us I'm going to call him Uncle Jonah Jonah anyone who wants to leave can leave right now okay wait don't do do that can't actually leave because you guys are the only ones that know what actually happened here are my hostages now Clyde you thought this through you have access to every camera in the city I went to a lot of trouble to steal you these tools use them my goodness yeah you can totally hear the ADR I love his di he just lays everything out but you're the paramedic you saved my stepmother then you were super awkward about it does sound like me I recognize you too yeah you live in my building you leave your junk mail in the lobby and then everybody else says to clean it up for you oh the [ __ ] who are you what is going on this is the first thing I've seen Cindy Sweeney in me too I can see the future kind of generally it's conversations 5 seconds in advance believe me or don't I don't care I didn't ask to be doing this also I'm pretty sure I saved all of your lives thank you how does it work it just happens can you do it now she just said that it just happens I can't control it you know the other guy can walk on the ceiling right but can he swing he was using his hands why are you like this I'm just saying it was more of a crawl it was like a a spider person this movie has been on the verge of saying things this whole time gender him this movie is one big tease where are you going I need to check some things out about all of this so you're wanted for murder these three the only ones who know you're innocent just going to leave them can you bring us some sandwiches Cassie can we trust you with the sandwiches 3 hours just stay here don't do dumb things okay yes ma'am I know taond dope yeah I had a few rough years in school when my parents were divorcing so I wanted to feel like I could fight back if I needed to that's Ezekiel Sim's greatest weakness that's what I thought do a kickflip that's what I thought I know you two are really enjoying this I I'm finding this to be a very neutral experience it's I am enjoying myself I don't know it's not like terrible nor is it great I'm very just I'm like it's kind of just flat definitely gang definitely best villain though I'm enjoying his ADR and his dialogue though like huh I'm more fascinated by how basic it all is one second cat didn't even give it a name that creates an emotional attachment if you do such a such thing true yeah haven't you learned nothing about her character peptides more peptides researching spiders names according to local folklore they possess Powers derived from spider Venom and are incredibly fast incredibly strong and they can climb like spiders damn like that guy just like ceiling guy ceiling guy ceiling guy ceiling guy how would you know if you could climb a wall if you've never tried give it a shot let's [Music] go okay let's not mention that to anybody that was the best reaction in the whole movie was that is really funny I I like her permeating awkward Vibe lanus are said to possess a six sense asz if they had the ability to Glimpse the future that's she is the best part I can't wait to see her cross her on the MCU this that guy knew he looked familiar oh Constance what an ironic name did you guys see that Diner we don't have any money genius I have money so my uncle Jonah gave it to me your dad is a Senator and your mom sits on the board at the Met and you summer in the Hamptons next to Martha Stewart so sad about Martha Stewart I talked to them on Mondays so who do you live with the housekeeper she's practically a foster child at this point I live with my dad and his wife and their kid what about your mom she's not really around a right so Diner that's enough character growth you are making the right decision Julia you will not like me when I'm angry is that a Hulk reference a Marvel reference h this music is totally matching the way this is shot so scandalous don't talk to anybody we're in the middle of nowhere no one's going to track us down here don't underestimate the NSA I hope I have cherry pie it has the pie so good let's just eat quickly and then get out of here absolutely great idea how could you function if you're that full off of that all that food tell me you agree that we should get dessert yeah whatever you guys are arguing about I'm sure you're both making really good points what are you fixating on oh oh my God they're way out of your league in those glasses just bring your burger what are you doing yeah what are you doing hold on a second oh are they wanted H didn't that just happen earlier in the day though the whole abduction was already printed J Jonah Jameson Works fast man possible sighting in Church Hill New Jersey connect me with Church Hill Police dispatch girl in the chair on S at fourstar Diner Route 206 of dve Road go ahead 223 no need to send back up what's his superhero power he's Rich so he's trying to prevent them from murdering him but he doesn't know why they were going to murder him he doesn't care he just wants to murder them girls you couldn't have like ditched the taxi and got in a different car she took the plates off it's unidentifiable no one's going to suspect a car with there are no other signifying markings don't even pretend thaty I know oh man man attracting attention the tone of this movie is so interesting what is that we have to go Mom's here I'm so sorry wowe Prem oh J get back dang did you just paralyze her whoa oh damn no jeez not in front of the boys the he's poisoning her all right let's avoid this premonition a they play toxic whoa damn that so she's G gaining more time now on it this is where you leave for Canada let's try that again yeah now you're getting it okay okay I'm sorry I have to dance come on Julia right love how none of the people work in here give a [ __ ] yeah they don't care at all as long as they're paying they don't care it'll bring more customers unless they're a problem at I don't know how old any of them are but God damn it truck nice one wow why don't you just just let it pass that was so dumb yeah by the time you got there like it was more dangerous to do that yeah yeah yeah every second counted grab the food ah you smart you smart who I like their second unit action shots and all their like spinning head [ __ ] that they're doing yeah I like select seconds too you're so impulsive and entitled and you don't listen we didn't mean whatever don't even say anything mom I'm so sorry you should be so sorry all of you should be sorry now go to your room God which way to where all your rooms are oh they're going to suffocate back there serves them right I think he poisoned her a little bit on the hand right is that where her [ __ ] attitude's coming from she's really a lovely person Cassandra Webb did you say web do you know her it's not possible I was with her mom in the Amazon researching spiders when she was killed there's only one person with that surname markb the entire universe you can see the future Can't you stop him with your Visions I don't know how to control them it's useless while we're alive maybe that's a plus is your hand okay it's fine no thanks to you guys I honestly would have preferred just an egregiously bad movie my mom's in a psychor she didn't really cope well after my dad left and so I got sent to live with him and his new family and I don't think that they want me there ouch my parents aren't around either I don't think they're going to fly back from China to deal with this and I really don't want to find out so wow oh my God you're all Fosters my dad got deported 6 months ago whoa I came home from school and he was gone what about your mom my mom died when I was 5 I've just been living by myself in our apartment since then I just thought he was avoiding the landlord guy so I can't go to the police until I'm 18 I can't exist what a deep shot man because there were reflection of her and there's no way I'm getting deported to or going into the Foster system Foster system isn't always that terrible yeah should don't abandon them come on yeah she'll never be back with great power nobody wants to finish with with great power we will revisit the I'm seen why are you doing this I need to stop them from killing me killing me they're not Killers they're just teenagers teeners in the future they will destroy me and everything I've built what have you built exactly they don't mean anything to you you could just walk away feel like we just kind of keep learning the same information over and over again yeah it's how the story clicks together and the audience is able to follow it save information consistently all right we got to get to training oh yeah it's a good call let's do a montage how what were they train CPR so you interlock your hands like this you lock your elbows and then you place the heel of your hand right on the sternum I've done CPR classes I have too and you want to go like 2 in down and you want to keep a rhythm like a heartbeat but if you want to revive them you want to slam their chest with your fist shout live yeah and when do I stop you don't stop if you stop they die and if you get tired then you need somebody to take over it's good she's at least teaching them an okay technique a lot of movies do not do that well okay one two 3 perfect nice job on you this is so fun wait so you do know this guy my mom did so this is because of you yeah it's because of her in her notebook there's some stuff about a local tribe in Peru that can do crazy stuff what kind of crazy stuff craziest stuffiest climb like spiders so is he one of them I needan more information he stole that power let's go to Peru you're leaving I mean we just learned this information for the first time guys hasn't been told to us for the fifth time I'll be back as soon as I can thank you Ben you didn't ask for any of this you're so nice you're such a good guy so if anyone would have been able to understand like their nephew having spider powers it would have been this guy for sure only he she had taken him along I just want to hear the line once from him about great power in this fil she made it to Peru woo she's in Peru Peru don't you remember at the beginning they said we'll be here when she's ready to come back that's true I didn't think she'd actually come back and she just got to Peru okay just chilling in Peru and your Spider-Man outfit I'm connecting the dots a you have come back look for answers back I promised your mother I would be here dang carried you out of the womb she thought she was being protected by Ezekiel s his motives were selfish he used your mom to find us but because he stole the spider he was cursed and he's been trying to outrun his Destiny ever since of course wow so Spider-Man need a radioactive one but there's just like a whole bunch of these people yeah they got magic ones they got scientific ones I don't understand why she risked my life to come here you're a threat did not start when you were born threat a spider's thread do you trust me yes man I met 10 minutes not really sure at this point I have a choice whoa Doctor Strange Doctor Strange astral projection just and they're Webb together she really is trying her best to keep me from working not when I'm this close but I'm not going to let her do that why did you hate me so much this is like Interstellar you're making the wrong decision you're Mak oh we tried to save you both just not before the guy pulled his gun out her journey will not be easy but she is strong oh what do they do with her body I'm sorry to tell you that your baby has mythia graus it's a genetic neuromuscular disorder but I don't have a neuromuscular disorder whoop that she recorded that on her phone and sent that in I need a cure I'm afraid there is no cure I'm unwilling to accept a diagnosis of helplessness and I'm not going to teach my daughter too either I am going to Peru she died to protect you there we go new information yes this is all information the spider venom did have healing property I'm so sorry I spent so long being mad at you [Music] a oh did the mom has have this experience in front of the doctor oh pull the power in absorb its wonder I was in the room with her how did you do that you did that you came here to learn the truth about your past you will leave ready to embrace your future hell yeah if you master your power you can use the way to be in more than one place at the same time the Madam you are the only one who can change the future and when you take on the responsibility great power will come oh the inverted line it's okay Ben still has a chance to say it later I mean I just don't care enough about the girls as characters I'm running checks every 3 minutes scanning CCTV camera I have eyes on all of their houses including friends and family those girls could not exist they will try to destroy me as I will you my God this is the same [ __ ] what happened to the scripts either I paid myself or my water broke hater baby isn't due for 4 weeks you have to wait baby is not waiting he's coming they definitely didn't cut out many of em roberts' sins nope they didn't do a whole bunch of Peter teasing only to remove it later okay seat belts everybody seriously let's go never mind you're pregnant and delivering seat belts uh-oh they've been tracked that screen in that window saw her I've intercepted a call to the hospital St Timothy's track the route tracking girl in the chair wait I needed to know why does he need to find them yeah what is this motivation again to the hospital apathy is the biggest tough [Music] [Applause] feel Peter [ __ ] no be in multiple places at once keep showing up at like the seconds later sorry guys oh yeah don't worry she'll spend the next half hour driving all over the country with this ambulance Turn the Lights green Amaria now every light whoa whoa whoa nobody hit each other are you okay yeah a they didn't let the drool carry over to the next shot what is that it's a man it's man it's a Spiderman everybody get out what wa what good aim what and the tires didn't blow I love it no innocent people car she did this exact same method earlier in the movie Yes nice cool people don't look at explosions she's cool they're about to die hit him with a car they're about to die hit him with a car yep that's are superpowers cars I need you to get Mary as far away from us as possible I liked it better when you didn't make plans ah I like that get in the back and and charge the AED for what just do it go cuz we're going to shock him going to give him a shocker get it close to the ceiling nobody touch the sides or anything clear what is this suit made of oh yeah well done ow they really work well as a team sorry team building you're such a good teacher you told us one to do it now and we did it now now what movie getting you down a little tired get down get down oh she going to get him out spoilers I have a code 30 PD 36307 requesting airlift support Dockside Queen I just feel like everything's so half-heartedly done when the premise is pretty simple like just have her really connect with these people she hates kids I don't like this bam they all have parent issues yeah you really create the connection keep it like it's pretty simple movie they could have made with a lot of heart it's it's like a [ __ ] version of Terminator 2 Judgment Day he's going to be here any minute take these put them in as many crates as you can these three are not going to suit up I don't think so either no I think that was I think I think it's showed us that at the beginning so they can include it in the trailer yeah I think you're right because it's a premonition of another movie yeah that's definitely going to happen bu of [ __ ] that is really messed up I admire the attempt triple origin story within another person's origin story it would have been cool if they like shrouded it in like Darkness or something instead of whatever the [ __ ] they did here who go straight ahead when I say now get down get down now ah yes harnessing the power of chance come on up this is like what they do in movie theaters in India when like famous actors show up oh yeah I've I've actually seen that make your way to the South Side Pepsi H getting a Pepsi right after this Shield it's like a shield a Captain America shield use the S for spider it's not safe to land you'll have to get high guys this way it's not safe to land get on top of this thing we could never land on J now Julia get back whoa pay close attention oh oh uh-oh did not see that coming everybody hang on you can't save all three oh no it's like Andrew Garfield responsibility great hour will come let's go so cheap let's go really poorly executed what she can be in multiple places at once with an astral projection what oh and they saved the Pepsi sign if only Peter Parker could do this yeah whoa I'll take it that kind of neat snapping them all together [Music] a this guy's always getting hit by an animate objects his greatest threat you've been trying to change your future but the girls were never your future I was oh that's snap Zoom it's like a K-pop music video oh what what is yeah that's his pronation oh no P for Peter Pepsi destroys the enemies Pepsi is the real hero she just fell in water what's the big deal hey she could to die from that fall like break their necks and stuff that's true it's true Andrew these are Stakes whenever anyone falls out of the sky into a swimming pool from the movie and they live you know some [ __ ] Heroes oh Sydney swimmer ready for a nap guys nap and web she's not breathing heart's not beating do it CPR together I knew that was going to play a big role later on in the film I wouldn't have guessed all together interlock your fingers keep going we don't stop let's all take turns let's all do it at the same time okay you do her stomach I'll do her chest and you you get her knees you get her knees yeah we're here gassi we're not leaving you you go this place I need you Mom oh my God Mom we need [Music] you want a Triumph oh because of that 5 minute lesson she taught them dawn of the eyes n why is everything soet you have to tell us his name he perfect he is he's going to get you killed one day oh the webs webs HH Madam Webb classic look oh we're still here Cy this is setting up so perfect for a sequel I wouldn't be here if it weren't for the three of you right back at you been said to tell you that the baby's doing really well and he's loving being an uncle for the 5 Seconds damn all kinds of families forming in this Hospital what a cool window so she going back to her job we got take out we didn't know chicken is perfect how'd you know how's your eyesight I can see better than I ever have can you see us in the future I can see you every franchise installment standing up for what you believe this is where we get to see them in uniform this movie is a bunch of [ __ ] love those glasses yeah were do CH Cabana whatever the future holds we'll be ready for the sequel it hasn't happened yet yes no [ __ ] tell us if the baby is Toby Andrew or Tom yeah that's what we really want to know which one yeah wow yeah four people wrote this I never would have guessed it did not feel like a bunch of cooks in studio bro I own this movie now you own you can watch this anytime you want bought this you did buy it well Amazon is good about uh refunds so I'm not satisfied is there a post credit scene maybe I have no I truly it's got something to do with Spider-Man there is no post credit scene a well let's get to it then I'm taking it 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guys I am so one of the best SS one of the best snaps Gregs ever it's been a while since I've seen a mve I'm not I'm not even like trying to I'm not like oh let's go rail into this because everyone else is railing into this movie I I've only seen thumbnails I I haven't heard anything and so I thought I was under the impression that like it might be like some trashy film that would still be like fun to watch right right and I thought this movie just committed the most the cardinal sin I would call it which is the thing I hate most in a movie it's just like wow I'm just like bored yep that's the card I'm having such a hard I'm not like even annoyed just bored and I I had a had a hard time like uh like sometimes it would be like something like okay cool shot but most of the time like I don't care about anything that's happening in this and Sony managed to pull off their they went just a grade above what they did with morbius with that whole like Spider-Man on the wall thing oh they're like well I mean this time we'll actually put it in the movie so can they really complaint is it false advertising now yeah yeah it's not false advertising if we have them in suits in the premonition they in the foreshadowing of the future of what's to come oh man wow Greg I haven't seen mores you spoiled it for me you haven't seen morbius nope oh that's way better than this honestly I I would I do think this is the worst one because of how bland it was I mean I I liked uh Dakota johs son had moments that I thought uh were worthwhile I honestly forgot every character's name who's the uh jwes is that Sydney's Julia Julia I don't know okay who's okay whoever's not Sydney Sweeney and not Latina oh yeah I just know black girl Lucky from Ghostbusters I celesto Conor she was um I thought she was the best of the three and Sydney Sweeney I felt was trying to be a character and uh trying to act yeah she I like Sydney Sweeney though I think Sydney Sweeney is a badass I really do I mean she produced anyone but you this new movie Immaculate uh apparently like it's not great but she's great and she put up her own money for that as well so I think she's like a hard work and talent and uh this movie does not do anything for her this is my first introduction this is my this is my first introduction she's excellent Euphoria is a lot of people's introduction her she's excellent so by any stretch does this make me go wow is this her caliber of ta because I'm I've seen her other things to know like no she's a really and as a person I think she's like really badass for that uh but no it's awful here uh Ben uh not Ben Stiller what's his name Adam Scott Scott Ben Wyatt I like Adam everyone here seems to collectively like I mean Adam Scott's hard not to like in almost every he could be an [ __ ] or a super nice guy and is still like enjoyable to watching absolutely he's very appealing yeah but um overall I was just like the summary of my thoughts are uh I I didn't care about like anything was just like and and it was just repeating the same information over and over again and there's no life to this movie with which has a really and I was so fascinated by how of a so much of a premise they could have easily made something out of this like I don't even care that it doesn't feel like Madam web that we traditional I don't give a [ __ ] about that if you have this plot that they are telling you of woman who clearly has hard time with emotions and child gives her drawing and I can't connect to that because of her issues with her mom and have this fear of loneliness and and and then uh and then like uh this abandonment issues and then she has these kids who she doesn't really want to look after and then she can become like a mom to them and you spend the movie with them bonding and you fear for their lives you can make like a it's the same I just told you what the movie's plot is right yeah and you can by describing the movie you saw and it's like oh you just make it about their connection and their chemistry and them becoming a family and her trust learning to uh tend to them and overcoming her her own issues with her mom via through this experience with them and uh I don't know it just got so bogged down and repeating the same [ __ ] throughout the entire film and uh I I do think it was like some truely marketing [ __ ] what they did with the suits that that that was CU at first I was like way did just like show us the suits up front like not even like make a moment out of it and then I think all three of us at a certif point we're like wait a minute going to they're not even going to wear this in the movie are they wonder they showed us last minutes I'm like they're not if you got to this point in this video comment where it became clear to you that this turn into being superheroes was not going to be covered in this movie where we knew that we were not going to see them actually done the suits when did you know I think for me it was when she was doing the CPR I'm like she's not going to train them if this is the extent of their training is CPR I didn't even realize I I don't know why she would train them does she train them in the comics I don't know anything I don't know what happens in the comics I'm not koi I don't she supposed to I mean it seems like the kind of thing where each of them would get their own power origin story and at least have to kind of learn their way a little before getting inducted into the Madam web Society but I'm just speculating well then there were some weird sequences like at the end when he was trying to kill them and then like he threw uh celesto Conor and she was able to do some crazy maneuvering [ __ ] I was like wait how did how did she know how to do that it's foreshadowing it's in her reflexes no I I I I understood that but I guess like if you get a close to near-death experience now you can do it but I I fully agree with Greg like I mean there were some interesting ideas I guess here but I yeah the film had the biggest cardinal sin was it was like I I can deal with underdeveloping characters I can deal with uh I mean I prefer action sequences uh to be exhilarating and bombastic but if it's just as boring as it like I constantly in my head was like can something happen instead of just hearing the same like the villain con like at least 30 different times says I've got to kill these girls they're gonna kill me I'm like oh I I know that you said it 30 times already that you got to kill these girls they're going to kill you don't find them I'm going to kill you yes and and I mean I get it and and to your point too like you know for Sydney Sweeney and some of these other actors like this script and the direction just really did not do them any favors I'm sure I mean I I've seen Celeste o Conor and and Dakota Johnson are very and Adam Scott they're all very capable actors so I feel bad that were in this um but you know I'm not going to I'm really not going to J even the the villain I think you should judge any I'm not going to judge I'm not judging anyone acting is the least of the worri I'm not Jud anyone in this film aside from the guy who played the villain who truly like the construction of the movie does not help him shine whatsoever and I've heard people say this guy's a perfectly capable actor as evidenced by other stuff but everybody else yeah shows up and like commits to character and and yeah like I aside from him I almost had no problem with any of the actors especially cuz you know Dakota Johnson's pretty good at delivering like she's got that thing where and and you pointed out the movie has no sort of self-awareness whatsoever which I think would have been really beneficial because she is the kind of actor who can let you know like I realize I'm saying some [ __ ] right now but I'm also giving it my all and uh yeah the movie doesn't take take advantage of that either and it's see to me if I'm really like I don't want to misattribute uh the the efforts here I don't know who you know is responsible for the direction of every single moment but it certainly felt like there was a contrast sharply between who was directing the to scenes and who is directing anything action related and I know you have a second unit for that and I I guess the one thing I'll say is like it's I thought the action sequence well there's some action sequences that are pretty stylish and and had some neat camera [ __ ] going on and there flashes like there are a lot of stylistic elements that I liked however the trouble becomes that in this kind of setting you know without a good story and good characters good action is like is going to be kind of boring even if it's good because there's nothing really to latch on to like the stakes with so like yeah it's just kind of like a there are moments in this movie that are competent and equate to like a nice technical exercise you know or like here's a good passage I might show to somebody from a better movie or something but yeah it's just like the amalgamation of it all is somehow yeah you can't have so bad it's good fun with it because like certain things are competent enough but then it's so underbaked and we've seen enough of these Sony movies now to know that they're capable of making like kind of fun odd choices and for a minute I thought maybe they will as part of this universe cuz it just seemed like part of the spirit would be to lean into that and yeah I feel like this one in a in a way R to play itself so seriously while at times being goofy and it yeah just kind of creates this weird soup of a tone I'm sorry I was just going to say for a strength uh you guys said it earlier I actually thought there were a couple times during the premonitions at least at the beginning I mean it got a little bit repetitive but there were a couple times where I was like I was a little unsure if we were in the present or you know from that perspective I I did like a couple of those in the premonition so I'll give it they can be very jarring at times when they cut in like yeah but I mean there was a lot of times to the Quick Cuts and some and the cinematography usually I am a major praiser of cinematography and I hated the cinematography in this film oh I disagree with that I think there's Lot F cinematography GL I didn't like it in this film I think there it was I mean there are some silly silly zooms early on you know that I'm glad they chilled a little bit out on but jaring to me I thought a lot of the camera Department was we're going to fight after this it's going to be a more entertaining fight than anything that was in this film sorry what were you going to say uh uh when John was freaking out during the premonition stuff I could not I I I I would have to really disagree with that I was like this is all stuff I've seen in other premonition every almost everything here just felt like it was aped from something else that had done it already and it was better and including the premonition stuff and I don't disagree with that either and then like my favorite premonition moment was probably the train moment because that was the only time I was like I'm not sure when we're in the premonition now you you know like are we still in it or not and that was that was a scene that I personally enjoyed because that and I would say the same thing for the action scenes as well I was like yeah I I've seen this action scene like these shots are cool in isolation but you could just see that they were aping something else the entire time so a lot of what was often working in doses was was not anything that was it was just derivative of something else so yeah yeah I I I I don't feel like this movie's had a spirit to it that's the difference between watching this I like okay first all like this movie just shot up the Marvels for me and like oh much bigger I'd rather watch the Marvels over this any day um and like that was inter for me for like Aquaman in the lost kingdom another movie that was like met with abysmal reviews when it first came out i' rather watch that and to me I'm like this actually is fun and as bad as a movie it is I could I'm still having fun with this movie yeah happy to keep on watching I'd rather watch The Flash than this too uh yeah th% yeah uh the and and this was uh a film that I could you could feel the studio meddling um at its core that the cutdowns were happening you kind of just pick up on hints by who's casting it and then by the Limited screen time that they have for things oh yeah and the when you do this excessive amount of ADR oh my goodness yeah you that's when they are chopping this [ __ ] up and stitching it together yeah and you are stitching this up and which usually means you got some mandates that have been required by the studio for some reason I feel like that's often the culprate when you get something that feels as as yeah spiritually Bland and sort of tasteless as this does and it's the combination of I feel like Studio interference and also I think their advertising team is like their work enemy these movies you know we also talked about how the villain repeated himself about 30 times about his motivation and why he needs to kill these girls we never find out why though they why they kill him but also too like he kept saying like everything I built what did what did you bu who are you what are you did we ever see how did he get his money like what is he trying to protect I don't know anything about this guy other then he wants to kill these girls and he's had a he's had premonitions about them I'm really curious if there cuz I remember the very early reports and you you read some fun facts about it too Andrew yes I did and I remember the very early reports of it being a little bit more like a terminat ask film time traveling trying to kill Peter Parker and like that sounds like a like just Terminator but but Spider-Man and I'm like that might have been a better film but I am part of me is wondering like did they make that movie and then decided to completely change it in the middle of filming yeah and then like ADR around and try to like surpris cuz the the actual plot they have here like I said is one that if you infuse some heart and some personality you got a pretty solid movie on your hands yeah and so it seems like they tried to like chip in the movie away to become that plot and uh so I'm I'm surprised by by it and um I think they should have leaned in a little like I think like morbius um has Matt Smith who's a blast to watch and who is on the exact right pitch to make his presence fun and to elevate the movie's sense of fun who's got a meme about him from that movie you know so I'm saying like there's there's at least you get this even even like the the vulture moments in there are just so outlandishly ridiculous so dumb that you're like it's freaking amusing because like it's terrible but it's amusing and and I think they could have just leaned into the schlock or or lean into it's so bad it's good you know uh find that way for it to be entertaining and and instead this kind of reads A this actually makes it feel a little more self-conscious to me because it it doesn't just Embrace um what it could what it is any it didn't feel like it embraced what it was setting out to be and it feels it just gives the sense that whatever changes were made were done hastily and late enough in the game that they couldn't really flesh or make those particularly rich either so yeah you're left with like this this this middling patch job yeah and just to add to your point we've actually watched crappy films but we've actually had a great time watching them like like that was fun that was entertaining shitty film but that was a good time that we had well cuz you got to commit and you got to make Capital C choices to get into that territory feels yeah man web she doesn't even I don't know I hate she got her powers at the end that's the most she she just kept getting Powers yeah instead of and being told like hey you're you're capable of this but the movie Never earns her upgrades the upgrades are a little confusing her powers are a little bit outside of premonitions a lot of her powers are a bit confusing and also too it's weird there are scenes and yet this movie just feels like one long Chase sequence like because yeah you never stop like I think one thing that Spider-Man films in particular are often good at doing is doing the whole like oh POV I'm I'm learning a new power or something and again I like they do that with the visions cutting in and at least in a way where yes it's not new but to me was like momentarily effective in the moment but I feel like yeah you could have done that throughout the movie found excuses to create tension because like oh [ __ ] something's going on with me and I got to have my aame on but oh hey maybe I can like they did a nice enough job with her figuring out and sort of you know acclimating to the premonitions I thought maybe they could have carried that Spirit through with any of her other abilities but no it just feels like yeah once you're once you are aware of the astral plane you can just kind of think it and do it yeah I think this movie wanted to be final destination meets Terminator in the Spider-Man world and it was a cool PCT kind of failed on all fronts for yeah for me by the way if you guys are listening on uh audio or Spotify make sure you give us a higher rating than you did for the movie um did I just want to know does this guy does this movie give you a lot of faith for has Sony instilled a lot of faith in you for Craven uh no I I I think are you looking forward to that film now I think the SP I think they are damaging themselves badly because I don't feel like they're learning anything they might learn this movie freaking tanked at the box office well yeah it's on streaming about a month after honestly rightfully so cuz at least morbius becomes morbius like this this the fact that they put them in the suits in the trailers and they show that [ __ ] shame that was that was shameful I could not I that I I I am shocked by how much of a bait and switch that [ __ ] really is that is straight up [ __ ] to do to your audience that is and because you you have a technicality that it was in your movie oh that I could hear Ryan George I could just hear that's going to look great in the trailer please no sir wow they don't even it's not even like them in the present moment Dawns the suit and then they end there yeah there's no present moment yeah like it's like and down the road you might be were in this in a sequel that will never happen and honestly the sad part is it looks they look good in the sequ yeah I would have Lov to seen great in the suits I would have loved to have seen some training montages when you see them fighting Ezekiel Sims uh he he was like you know what this would have been a cool fight to see yeah yeah would have been a really cool fight to see that's why that whole action sequence at the end is so disappointed I'm like I I want to see that other fight yeah I'm I'm um it's an abysmal choice I think that was a terrible choice and it it is very very disingenuous kind quite disingenuous it's like wow so now I now I'm starting to understand the titles of I've seen of videos that are like I don't know exactly what they were but they they had something of the tone of you know Sony this must stop [ __ ] like that you know and I didn't I just thought it meant like I we got another shitty Spider-Man movie but but I I think that has to be what they're talking about is this [ __ ] like you can't do that you did that with morbius and you did that here you can't just keep doing that it's very clear baiting and it's not in the way that like yeah that people manipulate trailers but I think there's a way to do it to where the audience understands the function and it equates to a bigger surprise when you get to the theater and that's what they're kneecapping themselves with is they're taking the surprise out and then giving you nothing on top of it once you buy the ticket and that feels super cynical and I feel like it like it's one of those things where I get it it's hard to want to commit to being campy but part of me feels like and I know KO said this too like if they would commit to being the quirkier slightly older School universe and not feel like they're trying to be cool it feels like these movies up till now have like wound up that way kind of happen stance and they want them to be super cool and awesome and for a minute there it felt like we could almost get to a point where they just Embrace what they have and then lean into that strangeness but something like this does not it's yeah it suggests like no no no we we want to make something actually cool and serious and dramatic and and that people like respond to the m as if it was the MCU or some [ __ ] um but even that tide is now changing so like I don't know what to make of what this what the Sony in association with Marvel is going to even be in any length of time from now because yeah I don't know it just doesn't seem like they're confident in what they're in their mission statement at the moment and they won't commit to the whole like we're in the Spider-Man like I don't know what the rules are dealing with Marvel but like yeah you have Ben Parker show up and you have uh Emma Roberts and stuff and then they disappear for like most of the movie yeah and then that feels just like they're bored is bored just randomly just [ __ ] bored the baby's bored and then like all a sudden like oh no and then you guys are in the middle of this intense action sequence cuz the baby's being born right now no point in it being in the movie yeah it just felt like random and then [ __ ] show it's all connected guys Le call him Peter so you kind of feel like you got Spider-Man this movie is just one big tease in so many different ways of what could have possibly been yeah that's the Sony Spiderman life action movies for the most part except for Venom I guess Venom 2 is the only one yeah I mean I like but but I think Sony's been a little unconfident since out the gate with Venom because because he's a villain and then they were like oh but we can't just do a straight up villain let's he got basically make him a hero yeah yeah he's not really even an anti-hero this time just a hero with a grouchy attitude yeah yeah and I think that's where they've failed since the beginning um Craven's going to be full on like animal protector so yeah but hey okay okay um Andre rate it out of what 10 out of 10 uh I'll give it a little higher than Batman and Robin I'll go actually you know what no that movie was actually a entertaining if you look at it from the 60s that movie is committed to what it is yeah that's true uh shamelessly that movie I gave like a 2.7 I'll go 2.6 for this nice yeah I'm like a two I saw into the future and I rated it low so just to save your guys asses I'm going to rate it high it's 12 out of 10 who all right it's the best movie okay John likes everything I do I don't know it's was fine that Sony check must be nice right now I wasn't egregiously bored nor was it as enthralling as I had hoped so I'll just give it a flat five I was egregiously for at a certain I don't think I've ever seen you start to get normally if I start to yawn it's like oh it's cuz I'm been tired through the day and so I can hide this yawn but I'm engaged and I'm like I am I am just struggling to keep my eyes open right now well now you know if you need to fall asleep just with this movie on certain things that can make me go to bed and I was like I actually I'm actually like I need to stay awake I I need I'm not I'm not being hyperbolic here I was like I need to stay awake right now I would love if the thumbnail of this video is you sleeping would be be a good um it's indicative how you feel about the all right bye Maria Hamond Maria did did you get it have you seen the heavens Maria have you beheld the beauty of your spirit in the sky she did get it I hope so she didn't tell me she got it well you don't talk to her like I oh what are you trying to say that the Maria loves you more than me no I'm saying I actually take the time to talk to her oh wow shots fired well Maria I'm talking to you now all right and uh oh W that's really gracious if you do it right here on a camera won't take the time in your private life I only do good deeds when I can be lauded for them respect the game yeah respect the game you know that's what the Lord hath taught me is I should be praying out on street corners I donate anonymously I donate bills with my face on them just so that people know where they came from and that they're worthless like me Maria I've been worthless but I'm going to be better to you all right in the new year of Our Lord 2024 minus the three two and a half months that have gone by already I am going to annoy the [ __ ] out of you with attention and with love and with compliments to the point where you're going to be like whoa whoa whoa okay I'm not that great like calm it down don't overdo it and I'm going be like no I have to now because I got to make up for lost time no one likes desperate I will prove them wrong all right I can I can get there I can fix it I can fix you I can fix everybody I can please everybody but I'm starting with you Maria so thanks for being here thanks for being kind keep on Shining and uh and yeah I'm sorry already for just how much John is going to be in your life moving forward I'd say see you soon but it's already happening hit me up no hit me [Music] up

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Published: Sat Mar 23 2024