Lyndsey and Alan Rekindle | Two and a Half Men

maybe we need to call an exterminator I think we need to call Domino's mind if I hang out with you guys sure who's dumber than beas and Butthead oh hey eldrid I ran to your mom tonight really was she with Dylan yeah yeah have you met him what's he like is it serious I doubt it he's gay what he's gay oh yeah big poof always hugging me a little too long wait are we talking about the guy with a Ferrari yeah Dylan I once saw him wearing my mom's underwear oh well that doesn't mean he's gay he he might just like pretty things um does your mom ever mention me yeah yeah all the time she really misses you you should stop by sometime huh it's not too late maybe I'll wander over there and carpay me some DM I to get rid of him thanks was any of it true not a word what does Carp me some DM mean it's french for bang your mom oh Dylan oh yes Dylan oh yes Dylan yes Dylan big poof my ass I hate that kid I have missed you so much I missed you too um maybe this is the wrong time to ask this but don't you have a boyfriend we broke up so you left Dylan for me don't be silly wait wait so so he left you no okay I I'm confused do you really want to know actually I think I'm good do you have any idea how exhausting it is going out with a gorgeous 25-year-old man if I said yes this would a whole different conversation let me give you an example every morning I had to get up an hour before him to put on makeup he wouldn't open his eyes and think he just nailed his mom nobody wants that and that's not the worst part A man his age wants to have sex constantly and that's a problem after a certain point yes there's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire that's burning between my legs well the fire between my legs just went out I mean the entire time I was with him I walked out of the bedroom backwards so he wouldn't see my ass what's wrong with your ass oh Alan that's why I've missed you so much I I don't get it your standards are so much lower than Dylan's I don't have to worry about disappointing you I do set H low bar or worry about you leaving me for a younger woman why not you can't get one and you want to know the best part it gets better I could sit here and fart like a buffalo and you'd still want to be with me well with age comes wisdom a fell learns to breathe through his mouth come here you you're testing me aren't you I am [Music]

Channel: Two and a Half Men

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Keywords: twoandahalfmen, tv, funny, charlie sheen, two and a half men, jon cryer, alan harper, charlie harper, walden schmidt, ashton kutcher, conchata ferrell, holland taylor, evelyn harper, jake harper, angus t jones

Id: Spqh17HumT8

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 15 2024