Come, buy this number. Buy this number. No thanks, I need the money for groceries. What if my husband divorce me? So divorce him first! Your kids are all grown up. How can you speak like that? Aren’t you my friend? I’m saying this because I'm your friend. Why stay together when you are both unhappy?
- Auntie Why stay together when you are both unhappy? Why stay together when you are both unhappy?
- One kaya bread and one tea. And your husband is perfect, right?
- Do you want eggs? And your husband is perfect, right?
- No. And your husband is perfect, right?
- Take a seat first. And your husband is perfect, right? He's the worst. (Laughters) Kee is still the clever one among us, right? Did you forget to order more bread again? It was me. I forgot, sorry. Go wash this. Small matter. Hello? Block 141. Two sets. 4pm. Don't come during dinner time. Next order, please? Two cups of tea. Tea! Auntie, one coke and one coffee. Coffee. One tea and one coke. Here is your bread. What would you like? Move your box, it’s in the way.
- Black coffee. Sign this order form for me then. Does it look like I have time to check it? Next, please. I’ll be out of your way if you sign it. I’ll be out of your way if you sign it.
- Black coffee, green tea Where's Larry?
- Black coffee, green tea Where's Larry? Larry? His father is in the hospital. I'm covering for him today. That's bad. No time! Pretty lady, will you sign this? Please? Thank you so much. Okay, thank you! Pretty and kind-hearted. Thank you! Uncle Tong, let me check the bread. Go ahead! Two cans of coke. Black coffee. Green tea. What the hell! Oi! Oi! Oi! You got the order wrong! I ordered white bread, not wheat bread! What's wrong? Go get it changed please. Can't you use the wheat one first? No! My customers only like white bread. It's Friday night, I can't change it for you now. So customers don't need to eat bread on weekends? Sorry... You... You are so irresponsible.
- I’m going to get a parking fine soon. The wheat one is fine too. It's bad luck to keep frowning, no wonder you got the wrong bread. Sorry. I'll stop joking. Why don't... Why don't you take a nap first? I will wake you when we reach. Try to sleep. To be honest, working at a coffeeshop is not easy. You need your brain, memorise orders... Not like us. Who says drivers don't need brain? You obviously didn't use yours when you took the wrong bread. Is that funny? No. It's just that... You are so good at talking. I heard them call you "Kee" just now? (Thunder) Kee? Kee. Come, I can send you to work! I’ll send you to work. I’ll send you to work. It's on the way. It’s no trouble. I can drive you. Don't take the bus! Kee! Wow, the colours are so nice. Really? Very nice! I didn't want to do it at first. But the aunties at the community centre kept asking me to be the props leader. So I had no choice. So talented! Am I? Don't put your things here. How am I supposed to take the drinks? How am I supposed to take the drinks?
- Sorry. Huey! Bread? Ordered! I've ordered! The bread will come at 4pm. Kee, can I trouble you to check this? Sorry. I had some urgent matters at home last week. Ah Pao told me what happened last week. Just a misunderstanding. Those bread will be free-of-charge. Don't worry. Correct? Larry's more dependable. Don’t say that, Uncle Tong. To be fair, Ah Pao is a good man. He’s just not very meticulous. I always have to clean up after him. Thank you. Bye. Larry! Want to share lotto numbers? The jackpot is sky high! I can’t. My truck was in an accident. I just spent a lot on 4D numbers. Did you get hurt? Not me. It's Ah Pao! It's Ah Pao!
- That’s lucky! I’m glad the truck is fine or I’ll be out of work. What's the car plate number? What's the car plate number?
- It's bad luck to say it. Just go to the carpark and see for yourself! Good luck! Good! Thank you!
- You’re going to be rich! Want to share 4D numbers? His truck just got banged. Just two dollars! Stingy. So sorry. My children are about to pick me up. If you need any help next time, I’ll cover for you too. Don't worry. Help me wish your wife happy birthday. I will. Have fun with your children. I will! See if you want them. My friend sells clothes at the night market. His business is bad. So I bought some from him to show my support. See... See if they fit you. It's quite cute. This cartoon. You... You like it? What... What are you listening to? We're shitting because of you! What are you thinking going by yourself? This is a team fight and you're there alone! Fuck you, what is wrong with you! All you need is to come and hit the fucking guy! I live here. This place is good. I… I might be thinking too much… I… I just wanted to tell you that I find you... very hardworking. Dependable. What am I blabbering? I might be thinking too much. How old are we already? I must be scaring you. I must be scaring you. I... I’ll go home first. Ah Pao. What’s the matter? What’s the matter? My phone number. 9-7-4-6 9.. 7.. 4.. 6... Correct? 3-8-3-7 Kee. Kee! You're trolling the game, bro. You're hindering the whole team. Look at your KDA. Look at your fucking KDA. You know how shit it is? Shit KDA for a shit player. My god. Fucking uninstall this game, bro
- I'm going downstairs. You're fucking dogshit.
- I'm going downstairs. What the fuck do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? I'm going downstairs. Do you want anything? I’ve asked Mom to buy fried noodles for me. Stop being such a busybody.
(Phone buzzing) (Phone buzzing) No, push, push.
(Phone buzzing) You don't care about me.
(Phone buzzing) You focus on not fucking dying first.
(Phone buzzing) In like first five seconds of every fight. Hello? I'm coming down now. He's being so irritating again. Fuck him. I swear, I just want to move out. Is she gone? Is that girl your daughter? That voice… That voice is your son? His vulgarities is so impressive! A boy and a girl. You’re so blessed. Nothing to worry anymore. You don't... have a husband, right? Now you're scared? No... What's there to be afraid of? I’m just asking. You two are… divorced? When was that? 2013. Why divorced? Perhaps... Perhaps because of my upbringing. When I'm at home, I can be very… very controlling. When I see something that irritates me, this face will really show it. That should be the reason. Don't think about it. What about you? Me? I’ll be honest with you. I haven’t been in a relationship. What? Why? Your turn to be scared? You've never... had a girlfriend? Never. When I was young, I liked my freedom. I can go anywhere I like. Just a call and I’ll be on the way. So much freedom. I do anything I want. I had so many friends. And slowly... It got harder to ask anyone out. All spending time with their wives and girlfriends. By the time I realised it, now... it's too late to find a wife. Why am I telling you these embarrassing stuff? Not really. It’s not embarassing. I think you are... very brave. Sorry... It’s so late. You shouldn’t be helping me find a washroom. Look at your leg. How can I leave you in a lurch? Should we go home?
- Are you thirsty? I didn’t mean to ask you to go. I'm just worried about your morning shift. I'm just worried about your morning shift.
- I need the washroom too. What are you doing?
- The claw is loose. Don't waste money. I can get it. I can get it. One more try and I'll get it. Let's go. Wait, one more try and I'll get it! Kee! Kee! Look, I caught it! Kee! Kee! Why did you walk so fast? Sorry. I caught it for you. Isn't that your mom? Why did you walk so fast just now? Did you see a ghost? What should I do with this leg? How am I supposed to go for work? Sorry... Forget it, forget it. You have a morning shift later, right? It's late. Go back and sleep. I'll send you home. Time to go home. Is this considered our first fight? I'll send you back. Come. Ah Pao. Why? Don’t want to go home yet? Why don't... we just be... friends? Huh? What are you thinking about? Stop thinking. It's nothing. Stop thinking, okay? If you don't like it, I won't play next time. I just wanted to make you happy. How about we talk tomorrow? It's really late. Okay? Okay! All is good? Let's go home. Go home. Let's go. Come on. Come. Ah Pao. What? Why? What again? This stupid chimpanzee! Kee! What are you doing! Right! Your children are all grown up! You have everything! And me? I’ve lived for 50 years and more, tonight has been really kind to me, you know? You... You... Everyone's fate is so different. I've just always been so fucking unlucky. Ah Pao. Pao! Keep searching. Okay? - Tiny steps, then enter gracefully. And we go... 1 and 2. 3 and 4. 5 and 6. Look at the audience. Be pretty. Smile. Let the flowers bloom.