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[Music] in the summer of 1942 my father drove my brother R me up to yanas New York to visit our grandmother for the first time in 2 years mom died about 3 months ago we're at war with Germany and Japan and pop was nervous because grandma didn't like him much and a feeling was Mutual this trip had all the signs of a disaster even bigger than Pearl Har boy it's Hur can I open this window pop it's broken don't fool around with it it's not my car would be breezier if you went faster puh you go faster use up more gas gas is ration cu the war run don't bother [Music] [Applause] [Music] me [Music] oh what will it be uh three gallons stamp book here bathroom in there yeah straight through there I'm going to the bathroom you can stretch but no playing it's dusty around here can we get a Coke pop grandma has the candy store doesn't she you'll got plenty of soda there it's the third time he stopped the pee that's what grandma does to him she Mak him pee you know what she used to do to Aunt Bella Grandma hit her on the head every time Aunt Bella did something stupid if she dropped the spoon wacko she tore a stocking wacko that's what they used to call in high school Wacko and Bella went to high school a little she missed the first year because she couldn't find it boys in the [Music] D come on Jimmy give it back to me I'm going [Music] to even though it was 98° outside you could feel a chill in the air as we got near the house where grandma lived I'm sure glad ay and I never gow up [Music] here [Music] he wipe your face a you got perspiration all over doesn't like sweating are you two waiting the store I have to have a little talk with Grandma first don't touch anything in there because Grandma knows where everything is not a pretzel not a Tootsie Roll nothing you understand yes P yes I don't know where a Bella is but don't let her make you anything you want an ice cream or a soda Grandma's the one who says yes you understand yes po yes and if you see a Bella no jokes about her you hear me I hear you we hear you all right call you in a few [Music] [Music] minutes [Music] James come here look my [Music] favorite how could pop torture us like this his own kids you touch one thing in here and that German can come flying down the stairs and whack you'll be back in kindergarten it would be worth [Music] it [Music] you want to make the rounds with us I'm not the garbage business thank you hey Bella looking pretty snazzy today don't say anything Bella just walk right by them what we going to take that little walk down to the river honey don't talk to me that way Danny Petrillo you little punk kid you punk should be in school instead of smoking cig cigarettes you behave yourself you hear me thanks for asking good that'll this one looks like pop this is Uncle Louie this is Aunt Bella I guess looked a little goofy even then and this one's a GT the one that can't breathe too good yeah did you ever notice there's something wrong with everyone on Pop's side of the family mom told me that how come that girl can't breathe I don't know she can't she can't talk right she says the first half of the sentence breathing out and the second half sucking in you've seen it do it for me pop will hear it he said no jokes didn't he only about a Bella come on show me how a g sucks in a sentences oh hello Jay how are you how's your father and how's your little brother Hardy I love it I love it when you do that I once saw her tried to blow out a candle and halfway there she sucked it back on hey there's a Bella where's she going probably forgot where she lives hey Bella where are you going aren't you coming in I'm glad you C me I was Day Dreaming I'm going to walk right into the ocean what are you kids doing in here it's after 6:00 we're Clos it's Jay and a a Bella your nephews oh my God it's j and AI my nephews I thought you weren't coming until Saturday it is Saturday I know that J aie it's so good to see you give your ampelus oh come here you come on out I want to get a better look at you come on I want to see how big your both got stand there there in the size places look at you you both you got so much bigger you're growing up so fast it almost makes me cry where's your father I haven't seen your father in so long he's upstairs talking to grandma oh yeah oh I better not disturb them then did she asked for me I don't know did you tell her I was here no you just got here did you tell them where I went we didn't know where you went I went to the movies don't tell Grandma I saw this picture with Betty Davis and George Brent you know the one no yeah it it's Betty Davis and George Brent oh oh and they had air conditioning I was I was actually cold I felt so happy for those actors to be in an air conditioned theater I don't think the actors feel it they're just pictures on the screen oh no I know that's silly I mean they would be happy to know that the people who were watching the movie were nice and cool so that we enjoyed the movie better all right sure I bet I know what would make you too cool in a second what about a great big ice cream sunday Deluxe with everything on it come on come wait I'll make for you anything I don't remember oh your father he never takes anything from anybody I couldn't even give your mother a cup of coffee did you know that where is your mother anyway she's dead Mama's dead yeah I know I know I know I mean where is she buried I'm out Israel Cemetery in the Bronx you at the funeral remember you mean the first time what do you mean the first time when I came in the car not the bus the bus oh no no no that was somebody else sometimes my mind W this the kids at school used to say hey Bella lost in found called and said come and get your brains so I didn't really think that was so funny [Music] yeah I was really s about your mother oh boy I bet you miss her it is such a shame she couldn't have had more children she didn't did she no no my mother had six children did you know that there was me and your father and G and Louie and Aaron and Rose who died when they were both very little and then in between my father when my mother was pregnant with me is that all right to say to boys yeah sure so I never met my father but boy I still loved him cuz I just knew he he would have taken care of me the way your father takes care of you you know what I mean right so how old you think I am huh take a guess come on I don't know about 35 35 wrong you are so wrong you're so far off it's not even funny I'm 36 but I don't even look at the way no so to Deluxe hot fudge Sundays with everything on them dig in boys like I said pop didn't want us to have anything yet he didn't want to upset Grandma we really should wait what do you mean wait they're done they starting to melt already look at a Dre you really do want them it's just that pops no wait no wait this is the last time I'm asking yes and no this is a final call maybe later no not later it's too late not going to ask you just hurt my healings both of you I know that you miss your mother but that's no reason that you can be disrespectful to me I loved your mother always whether she took coffee from me or not and you can tell your father that for me I am so sick of this I'm just I'm I'm sick of it you see why I don't like to come here too much where's amella I thought I just heard her she's out there is she all right how do you know when she's all right hey hey hey I told you no remarks about a Bella now go upstairs and wait for me we have to talk go on move Bella you okay honey all I wanted to do was to make him happy they had no right to treat me that way Eddie Eddie oh it's so good to see you it's good to see you too Bella listen honey mama needs you to rub her legs she doesn't they they only hurt when I come home no no no honey be nice to her please especially today can we have a talk long a long one after done and then we had our talk with pop told us how he had gone broke spending all his money on Mom's hospital bills and how he had to borrow $99,000 from a loan shop and that he had a year to pay it back which he couldn't do in 10 years and then he told us he got a job selling scrap iron to build ships and tanks and that maybe he can make back that $9,000 in just a year the factories I would sell to are in the South Kentucky Louisiana Texas I'd be gone about 10 months staying in hotels buses trains any place I can find a room and we'd be free and clear in less than a year that's great p so now the question comes where do you two live while I'm gone God it's hot in here please pop don't make us live here it's what you're thinking isn't it I have no choice I gave up the apartment today it up the land lady raised the rent everybody's looking to make money out of this war grandma wouldn't be happy with us pop with slobs and A's always breaking things remember when I broke the good water picture and stains on the sofa all mine I'm dangerous PP all right listen to me both of you now she hasn't said yes positively yet she's old she's set in her ways and and she's worried about people being around Bella me too she'll come out she'll talk to your boys and she'll see how it goes if she says no I can't take this job it's up to you boys to convince her that you won't be any trouble and that you really want to live here can you do that Eddie Eddie what what what she is so mean to me no no she's not she's just old can't you come and live with us I miss you I can't honey I have to go away for a while but I got some good news for you sweetheart you know who's going to stay here if Mama says yes Audie and J won't that be nice Mama's thinking about it now yeah Mama so why don't you go lay down in your room for a while Bella mama I want to stay here with you I know you do it it be easy if Mama and the boys talk I'm staying with you oh God all right okay uh here you sit down right here but you got to be very quiet we don't want to get Mom upset okay okay I'll fix your Tai J straighten your collar ay and stand up straight both of you [Music] so hello Grandma hello Grandma I know you haven't seen the boys in a long time uh they wanted to come but the mother was so sick they grown up haven't they this is the little one yes Arthur he's two years younger than Jay this one I remember more this one looks like his mother what's the matter with your eyes my eyes nothing I have a little allergy you were crying maybe me no no I never cried big boys shouldn't cry yeah I know I haven't cried in years a couple of times when I was a baby though they're strong kids my both of them yob yes but they call me Jay not like J yakob is a name sure yakob is fine and Arthur Arthur but they call me AI I don't call you ay sure I love Arthur it's like King Arthur go to school yeah H yes I go to the same school as yakob which one is the smart one oh they they both do very well no no no no no say tell me which one is the smart one yakob is he gets a and everything I'm better at sports sports baseball football you play in the mud so dirt you come home with filthy shoes and you make marks all over the floor no never I clean them off at the field yeah I bring a brush and polish and I shine them up on the bench so tell me now why do you want to live his grandma why don't you tell Grandma yakob well because when Pop said we had the opportunity to live here with you our only living grandmother and our only living Aunt Bella well I thought the family should sort of stick together now that our country is at war with ger Japan and that uh oh I also think that no that's all and this is the smart one I thought you said that very well Mama what about this King AR why do you want Lou grandma because we have no place else to GOI no no no he knows what he wants to say I think maybe this is the smart one all right all right so now Grandma will tell you why she doesn't think that you should live with her this house is no place for boys I'm an old woman I don't like noise don't like people in my house I had six children born so I don't need more again mama can I just say something no I just say something why should I do this what do I owe your father when did he ever come around here after he married your mother I never saw him she turned him against me his own mother she didn't like me I didn't like all I'm not afraid to tell the truth CER he cried in my bedroom not like a man like a child cried he was always that way I buried a husband and two children and I didn't cry the time Bella was born with scarlet fever and until she was 5 years old she didn't talk and I didn't cry this is the girl who can't talk without ching and I didn't cry maybe one day they find Louie dead in the street and I W C I was raised to destroy you don't survive in this world without being like steel you think I'm cruel said I'm a terrible person so the grandmother should talk like this it's good make you hard make you strong then you learn how to take care of yourselves and you don't need any B his help y so that's myis maybe something you s me for gives the boys ice cream corn Bella and then come inside and rub my legs no no you're right Mama I am the weak one the crybaby but you're wrong about one thing Evelyn never turned me against you she turned me towards her to loving to caring now I am sorry about not bringing the boys out here more maybe the reason I didn't is because I was afraid they learned something here that I tried to forget maybe they just learned it today never mind the ice cream cone Bella maybe some other time come on boys we're going I said let's go aie we'll have dinner another night okay why don't you and Jay go home pack your things and I'll get your bed ready thank you anyway Bella but Mom and I just decided it wasn't a very good idea get your toothbrushes cuz we don't carry them in the store and each of you bring something from your house you really love even if it's big we'll find some place to put is a synopsis it's not your business what about a picture of your mother we could put it right here see and then that would be the last thing that you see at night and the first thing that you see in the morning this is so exciting no mama did not go in there staying cuz if you make them go I'm going to go too I know I said that a thousand times but this time I mean it I'd go to the home the home would take me you're always telling me that and if I go you're going to be all alone and you're scared to be alone nobody knows that but me but you don't have to be Mama cuz we're all going to be here together now you and me and Jay and aie would that be [Music] fun dear pop well we finished our first week with Grandma and we're still alive glad you liked Washington DC if you happen to see Abraham Lincoln here ask him to free the slaves and Yankers just [Music] kidding here here go go right to the edge no no dry it dry make it squeeze dry [Music] it [Music] F in him you are the most stupid boy you are so horrible you are driving me [Music] crazy may I sometimes come here of course we can talk about your child our child thank you and will you be happy sh oh Jerry don't let's ask for the moon we have the Stars [Music] know hey Johnny hi Bella did you like the picture why not it's my fourth time I bet I got the record no I do I seen it 12 times I cry at the ending every time you no I never saw the end and I always have to start cleaning up oh I'll tell it to you some time okay if you're not going to be too long I could wait we could take a walk yeah sure except I walk the other way oh this right well I'll see you soon then good night John good night Bella yeah you look nice in that dress thanks you look nice in that uniform I wish there was a way to get some money to help Pop I don't mean kid money I mean real money what if one night we cut off Grandma's braids and sold them to the Army for Bob's white you s good good good good good something so wonderful is happening to me except I can't tell you what it is but you too you're my good luck John sink I don't hear you coming up the stairs you think I don't know where you been I just been to a movie movies movies movies you Wast your life in these movies you money on movie you feel your head with dreams that don't happen to people like us sometimes they do never never give me that magazine I don't want that trash in my house Mama please don't do this to me in front of the boy oh what do I give a boy give me a trash you give it to me when I'm dead you can buy your own magazine no I won't cuz when you then you'll still take it from me you like to pay my electric bill you try cutting off my braids you get your fingers chopped [Music] off dear boys somewhere in Alabama God knows where doing pretty good business but had a minor setback last week the doctor said I had an irregular heartbeat but don't worry I feel fine and the harder I work now the quicker we'll all be together love popped you knew I wouldn't forget your birthday Aaron Aaron these are Ready's boys Jay and aie they're your nephews even though they're older than you are we all just came out to say happy birthday Aaron you can say it to him if you want Happy Birthday Aaron yeah happy birthday See You in September Rose so long Pop I know we're finally going to meet someday I love you thanks for coming I'm sure Aaron enjoyed that do you always come here alone no you aner come sometimes and your father came once Grandma never comes and your Uncle Louie can't why not on account of the work he does what kind of work he's a what do they call that he's a bagman what's a bagman he collects money from people and then he puts it in this bag and then he gives it to this man who pays him for doing it I think he's a gangster Uncle louish no no no the man he works for Uncle Lou is just his Hunchback his Hunchback yeah I think so do you mean henchman yes that's it does Grandma know oh Grandma knows everything even about him being a [Music] hunchback how's business kid it's okay you know uh Lou kernis yeah he's my uncle he you see him around no not since I've been here here well when he comes around you let me know I got some of these with bigger numbers on [Music] it some guys were there looking for Uncle Lou they gave me a dollar I get half right they look like Killers to me want you two want to talk you sit down and buy something don't annoy my customer I was just going yeah yeah wonder what those guys would give us for grandma can't stay for very long Johnny mama would never believe it if I told her I got lost going to the bank that's okay you look you look a little sad is anything wrong no yes it is I can see it in your eyes you can tell me I'm your friend Bella I know who you are I know that you know so why can't you tell me I want to join the Army the Army Aron yeah but they wouldn't take me I couldn't pass the the whatever they give you I couldn't pass well I'm kind of glad you are sure cuz if you were in the Army I would miss you I miss you too good cuz now we won't have to miss each other cuz we'll be together yeah yeah I'm not going to be a us sure all my life yeah I know you told me do you know do you know what color my eyes are Johnny no what you're looking right at him oh I'm a little color blind you have beautiful eyes no men don't have beautiful eyes oh yes they do don't tell me you want to kiss me yeah yeah do I I really would then kiss me I will I mean now today sometime today okay we've done it before you know yeah you going to put your arms around me on that don't tell me how to do it I know how to to do it then do it don't say you're going to do it I said okay okay that's enough Johnny I can't breathe okay Johnny I have to breathe okay that's enough for today I don't know why they wouldn't take you in the Army married you're getting married not so loud you want Grandma to hear you what do you think I'm telling you down here for you're really getting married have you found anyone yet what do you mean have I found anyone yet of course I found someone his name is Johnny he's an usher at the P Jay aie I have never been so happy in my whole life how come he's not in the Army well he wanted to go but they wouldn't take him on count his hand handicap what handicap he got a reading handicap Minnie has bad eyes no no no he just has trouble learning things the way I did he even went to a special school for a while he was in the home once yeah the one that Grandma's always told me I'm going to go to if I'm not a good girl well how old is he he's 30 maybe 40 but he's still handsome and um he doesn't want to be in Usher forever either one day he wants to open up his own restaurant it's me I would be the cook and he would be the manager could he do that manage a restaurant if he couldn't read the menus oh I would help him out with all of that but see the only thing is he doesn't make a lot of money and we would need about $5,000 to open up a restaurant and I don't know if Grandma would give it to me do you I don't think she's going to let you go to the movies Much Anymore your mother has $5,000 yes she's got more than that she got 10 or $15,000 I'm not supposed to tell anybody well where do she keep it in the bank no no no she keeps it right here in the house somewhere she changes the hiding place every year not even Gert or Louis or your father knows where it is there we got all the laundry up [Music] uh on this always happens to me $18,000 that's a lot of money oh Jay promise me you w't tell Grandma that I told you that I promise a she and I have very short conversations I know I can trust you boys oh oh you know what I even thought of a name for the restaurant laella Johnny that's nice yeah you like it I just hope you can read it well Grandy's Johnny he'll be back in the home in a week where would someone like Grandma hide her monkey you're not thinking you're stealing it are you no what if we just borrow it I just love to send pop an envelope with $9,000 do you think sent it to him God no he had an uncle in Poland who died he could say he left the money to pop in his will Jay do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $99,000 to some Jew in Alabama I searched the house whenever Grandma was out you stay there [Music] come [Music] on and then I thought hey the candy store sh Grandma here you look under the Cy counter I'll look under the ice cream give me a we shut up will you that's breaking in there Ming Kid 2 to 5 years for both of us hey get that light up your face with you what do you want mister there's nothing for you to steal in here is that you Jay yeah and aie yeah who are you you're Uncle Lou what do you know couple of big guys now ain't you you've been sitting here long yeah since Ma closed up the store I've been waiting for her to go to sleep well nobody told us you were coming tonight nobody knew it was a big surprise even for me come here give me a hug you heard me move it hey couple of middleweights huh are you staying tonight yeah yeah a couple of days maybe a week the painting my apart you didn't know that they going going to paint your bit well I just found the right color paint tonight hard to find with a war on you feel still ice cre midle of night take it from me you're popping me used to do the same thing when we was kids we never took anything during the day no candy no ice cream but when M let of braids down and turned out the lights we was down there lapping up the cream like a couple of cats cuz the fun wasn't outsmarting ma cuz she was quick she could tell if there was salt missing from a pretzel so the next morning at breakfast she would just stare at me right into my eyeballs pupil to pupil never blinking her eyes looked like two District Attorneys but I would just stare right back at her until she looked away from me down for the count yeah me and Ma used to love to put on the gloves and go to distance what what is it this worry about it just holding it for a friend this cop I know he's uh he's on a camping trip with his kids he he don't want no accidents is it loaded gee I hope not if it goes off now I have to become a ballerina no I never knew a policeman could lend his gun to someone you got a real smart brother there did you know that Anie you're right Jay it's my gun I'm a bodyguard for a very important very prominent political figure kind of like being an FBI man only they call it something else mean henchman who's been telling you stories like that Jay no I swear don't you ever repeat that word around to anyone again you understand me I didn't mean to say it I was thinking a hunchback hey we got a couple of jokers here don't try to pull my leg aie it might come off in your hands okay now let us discuss a little business here I'll tell you what once you come and work for for me huh $5 a week split between you cash on the barrel what do you say yeah sure there's your first week's pay boys where where where in Jay's pocket that's where go ahead and look $5 bill how'd you do that these hands was touched by genius I could have been a concert violinist but the handkerchief got fallen off my neck what too fast f for you huh boys never mind okay so AI you think you can drive a car I'm only 13 years old I'm a pretty good roller sker you are that's good because I'm spinning your wheels kid hey come on wake up and Live come on it's a fast world out there Jesus what would we have to do for the money nothing like if someone comes around here looking for me you don't know nothing and you ain't seen nothing there were two men here the other day looking for oh yeah what' they look like one had a broken nose and he was wearing wearing a Betty grael tie yeah that's uh that's Hollywood Harry and his brother okay so if they come around here again asking questions what do we say to them nothing smart boys Jay looking out his pocket mother fu I could have played carigi Hall we wouldn't be doing anything wrong would we hey you're my brother's kids you don't think I'd get you involved in something stupid do you don't be stupid come on it's late I'm going to wash up oh uh one more thing um don't touch that see uh it's got all my valuables in it you know my driver's license and my draft card and my uh my new cuff Lings all right forget about it never mind I'll just put it somewhere else and so you won't have to worry about it oh aie see if there's anything else in your pajama botoms there's nothing there yeah well don't worry about it kid you're young yet he's incredible it's like having a James Kagney movie in your own house how you doing [Music] princess you in trouble I know it whenever you come at night you're in trouble I got you to protect me don't I me you'll be better off with the big dog l [Music] [Music] that you were reading or you were stealing from me we just looking that's all what this you know what happens to people who steal from me so next time I CL the police I don't think we should look for her money anymore yob go outside and pull down AR go downstairs in the and bring up some bottles of syrup I don't feed you for not working have you do thought of anything yet how I could tell grandma about me and you know who gee we we've been kind of busy ourselves okay yes sure I understand that but if you do think of something I'm going to give you each doll I know you can use that you a we make a great living just from this family hey Ma happy to see me how long you staying I don't know couple of days maybe a week maybe a couple of days is better I love you too Ma [Music] Hey kid come here oh come here come over [Music] here you know what this is sure it's $5 bill you tell your Uncle Louie that Friday night the dance is over I haven't seen him I don't know where he is and I don't want your money good then you tell him for free [Music] [Music] [Music] oh oh God I could I just took one little bite I don't need a dentist yeah yeah yeah you eat my candy you go to see my dentist here we go here click click opens the door he he didn't even give me any gas for the pain you were lucky when we was kids we couldn't afford no dentist Mar got my back mullers with an open Coke bottle you sit here all night till you finish the soup I tried I can't get down it's off eat it up you won't taste it I would taste this if I didn't have a tongue you don't want the tongue I can arrange that too well maybe if you just had some plain hot tea Grandma did I ask you maybe instead of your dinner you go down and count the pretzels what pretzels the pretzels and the pretzel jar s were nine pretzels and the jars this morning so are only six tonight we don't sell no pretzels today you let someone steal pretzels you pay for it what don't V me you don't V your grandma go ahead Bella wash up the dishes and then you go down and clean up the basement I'm not through eating yet Bella take take his plate oh man take his plate you find this funny Louie don't try taking my plate ma Lou's hungry eat it quick and no no I talk to her she's coming over tomorrow night that's when I'm going to tell Grandma okay I need you in an order you're going to back me up on this aren't you okay and don't get Grandma upset cuz I really need hot in a good mood for it look at me I can't stop eating I ate three pretzels today I never you ate the pretzels want me tell her at the table she know I ate the pretzel she even said to me why are you eating so much and nervous about something of course I'm nervous about something I'm sorry Mama was an accident I'll pay for it no no put it on my bill with the pretzels it has wasting gas boys huh H nothing nothing just Hollywood Harry is trying to shake Uncle Lou out of the tree hey hey [Music] hey oh I forgot they told Jay to tell you that Friday night the dance is over oh yeah well don't worry about it Uncle Louie can out dance a couple of Bronx pcas like that any need day I wish I was as tough as you well you're getting there aie took on the old lady tonight that took Moxy what's Moxy what's Moxy that's Moxy Uncle Lou are you in trouble aie I was never not in trouble hey Hollywood Harry take this right through your B grp you no good dirty little kid killer that store doesn't have to be clean for a year now take guess what Uncle Lou came down and gave me I don't know I'm dead a dollar you want to go to the movies on Sunday movies let's go to a war movie see go German grandma what you think you're doing tting your chair no I don't think so from now on Arthur I don't think I'd be so nice to [Music] you staright Star Bright first star I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might I forget the is but please help me tomorrow [Music] night it now I'm going to show you how I used to sneak out when I was a kid yeah I was really hot to see my girlfriend Francy M didn't liar why not H cuz Francy was married and I was 13 and A2 come here 22 fet me and Bella we dug it ourselves Bella did yeah yeah I just told her China was on the other side she got all excited cuz she loves Chinese food did Grandma ever know about this yeah she found out about it after a while I crawled out the other side she was waiting for me whacko I got that big German H across the head then it was prison for me what prison Grandma's closet she used to lock me in I had two three hours at a time no light no water no food just enough air to breathe that would make me crazy tough as [Music] nails [Music] come on come on let's go give me here B come on funny place for a manhole stole it from down the street fell it I told it was to keep everyone from China from moving into our house let's [Music] go all right back up boys back up come on out of the way out of the way here comes Lou gits King of yers now what' I just do you jumped in the water oh you stupid jerk I made a splash that's what life's all about making a big splash Otherwise youd Die on nobody and I ain't dying till I'm somebody get did Grandma ever put my father in the closet not a chance she used to open up the closet door he used to tie himself to the radiator even if it was hot no Eddie was really afraid of her now and Gert she was more afraid than your old man she used the talking to sleep you know and one night ma heard to say some things that she didn't like so ger didn't get no supper for a week till she learned how to sleep holding her breath which is why she talks so funny today didn't you ever want to run away kidding I did 12 times 12 times yeah it's still a record y last time M wouldn't take me back she told the policeman she didn't know me didn't you hate her for that yeah sure I hated her Plenty till I realized I could survive without her or anybody else hell of a teacher I was so what do you think of your Uncle Louie boys you like them yeah you bet don't get used to it once you start depending on people you never make it on your own you understand huh you understand come on come on come on come on get him get come on give me a Best Shot give me a shot oh a would you watch the store for a while until Grandma comes down I have to do some shopping for tonight's dinner I can't make any ice cream sodas or anything maybe a glass of water that's all grandma be right down and Audie don't forget you and J promised he would back me up tonight how you doing son okay would you like a glass of water want you bit wouldn't leave that car there too long pretty close hydrant it'll be gone in a minute hey big guy how about uh a cup of coffee right behind you no no no I want to take it with me you could take it just bring back the cup you boys enjoy your little swim last night huh Lou knows we ain't going to make him move unless he's got the little black bag with him but he'll have it with him tonight you can bet his life on it Teresa is that you it's bella bella hello oh my God is that yours you were just a baby yourself a few years ago is he a boy or a girl a boy Andrew looks like his father I think yeah really your husband looks like this you must be very cute yeah you know what I to make ice cream cones for you Mama I think I could just hold them for a second all right but but be careful he squirms a lot don't worry a baby is one thing I would never drop so cute look at that he likes me all babies like me all right I see your raise can I raise You by and what do I do well it depends what's in your hand Dumbo you want to see no I don't want it you call me two three four 5 okay now what do you got four cards is that any good yeah yeah I was a blind man here now now what do you got I got five cards I know you got five cards I just gave you five cards don't make me crazy kid I'm not in the mood just declare can I bet first we already bet we we bet and we raised then we R raised the raise all right you want a bet bet what do you bet I think I'll Bluff you're going to Bluff you're telling me you're going to Bluff if you tell me you're bluffing then I know you're bluffing then I already win why maybe I'm just bluffing that I'm bluffing give me the cards get away from me you play like your old man like a loser you want to end up selling scrap irion like him no I got four races does that lose yeah yeah that loses four races stink why because that's the name of this game four races stink take another [Music] [Music] look they're still there so I guess you're not going to leave tonight don't bet on it aie it's one game I got you beat po were in Coca colola Grandma know she throw me off the roof you don't think much of her do you she's so mean when she was 12 years old her our old man takes her to a political rally in Berlin the cops break it up with sticks on Horseback somebody uh throws a rock and a cop bashes in her old man's head and then a horse goes down and crushes Ma's foot and nobody ever fixed it hurts every single day of her life I never once seen her take even an aspirin that's Moxy kid where's Uncle Louie taking a shower I have to talk to him about what it's private business yeah you don't have any business all you got is a job that cost you 12 cents a day not for long I'm going to ask Uncle Louie to take me with him tonight what I want to make some money get a job somewhere if we wait for Pop to come home I'll ow grandma more than papo's the lone shock well then take me with you take you you're only a kid besides she doesn't treat you the way she treats me I'm afraid of her Jay a horse fell on her when she was a kid and she hasn't taken an aspirin [Music] yet I got my hair done did you notice oh yeah it looks the same to me it is I told him don't do it any different cuz my friend might not like it so do you think I could meet your parents today oh oh well it's just not a good day today why is that I could just tell okay nothing's wrong is it oh no everything's still on right yeah sure it's just not a good day today I better get started tonight's the big dinner wish me luck [Music] Johnny okay that's good enough for [Music] me [Music] you want to go with me why it's it's cold out there Jay it's uh it's dangerous out there I know but there's money out there oh oh you're looking to get rich fast huh well it's not for me it's to give the pop ain't that nice kind of like Robin Hood I don't want to rob people no who do you want to Rob no one well that sort of rules out getting rich fast some people do it meaning who I just thought you could teach me something I got nothing to teach you and I got nothing I want to teach you I think that's what I do rob banks Rob liur little old ladies in the park no I don't think so you got balls kid you know you got balls I'm aware of them yes take you with me for what for company the company's beginning to pest me already what do I need you for what can you do for me well I could carry a little black bag you interested in my little black bag no I just thought no no no but you want to carry it why does it look heavy to you you think I got a broken arm I can't carry a little bag like that no now maybe you got some other interest in it huh have you been fooling around with that bag no I swear no but you're curious right how much it weighs or something huh why don't you pick it up Jay go ahead pick it up I don't want to pick it up pick it up Jay H it ain't going to bite you you're not going to be happy until you pick it up so pick it up I really don't want to J just pick you stay out of no no no no no no no no aie come here me that's right you're aie I want you to come over to the table and pick up the bag Jay is close Jay Jay is not interested I want you to do it it now pick it up I don't know why but I think I'm going to cry just pick it up buddy now is it heavy no is it light no what is it it's medium it's medium okay now what do you think is in that bag huh money huh fives and tens and 20s and hundreds all wrapped up together with rubber bands what I said what I don't know you don't know well maybe you'll have to open up the bag and see huh please Uncle Lou I don't we over I'm going to ask you one more time because I'm really running out of patience open the bag don't do it aie leave him alone Uncle Lou you want the bag open do it yourself maybe you don't rob banks so Li stores of little old ladies you're worse than that you pick on a couple of kids your own nephews you make fun of my father because he cries and he's afraid of Grandma while everyone in yakas is afraid of Grandma and I'll tell you something else about my father at least he's doing something in this war he's sick and he's tired but he's out there selling iron to make ships and tanks and cannons and I'm proud of them what are you doing hiding in your mother's apartment scaring little kids and acting like Humphrey bogot well you're no Humphrey bogot yeah and I'll tell you something else no that's all jeez that was good that was terrific I had tears in my eyes I swear to God you got bigger balls than I thought Jay you got a couple of Steel basketballs there your father's a lucky guy let me tell you you know what you got Jay you got Moxy what's Moxy what's Moxy tell him ay come on that's [Music] m [Music] G would you like another piece of strudel with them how about you Lou another piece no I had enough Bill thanks you always have two pieces no one piece of strudel is enough tonight fell thank you Mama yeah don't help me with the chair anybody know exactly how I want this to be mama I'm going to run along now I'll call you next week Jay don't worry about it ay keep your dukes up good great seeing you sweetheart Lou Lou no no you can't go yet you promised I promised to stay for dinner how many dinners you want me to stay for but the the family hasn't had a talk yet we did we talked all through dinner I didn't get a a chance to swallow nothing I know Lou but there's still something that hasn't been talked about it wasn't something that we could talk about at dinner you sit here this is your place I told you I had to go right after the coffee I had my coffee I had my strudel I had my dinner Bella I got to go Lou you can't go you have to be here the whole family has to be here mama tell him getting excited Bella all right okay I won't get excited see I'm fine could you just even ask him to stay please he'll stay Bella okay Jake aie sit on the sofa mama you sit there I will sit here and Louie just sit on the chair I've been sitting all night Bella I think I'll Stand okay Louie it will be much better if you were sitting I pictured everybody sitting I don't want to sit change the picture picture everybody else sitting and me standing Lou Lou can't you just sit for a few minutes till Bella tells us she wants to talk to us about okay okay here all right is this how you pictured it Bella no I pictured you sitting on the chair that I picked out Bella it's very important that I leave here very soon very important now I don't want to get you upset sweetheart but I don't want to spend my time getting the seating arrangements right now I'm going to stand up I'm going to listen and then I'm going to go I pictured everybody sitting Jesus stop arguing with and sit down for God's sakes before you get any one of the moods again Lou quiet goood stop it Lou quiet Louie stay Louie eat you don't scare me anymore ma maybe everybody else here but not me you understand Louis it Okay who wants to start who wants to start start what mama I don't got time for this maybe when I was 12 years old but not tonight this is one of her crazy games mama you know it's just one of her crazy games is this just a game Bill are you just like a game with this darling no no this is not a game it's very important I just don't know how to start to say it so somebody just has to help me out and start it first that's you got something important to tell us and you want us to start no no no you you understand her better than me when you figure out what it is you let me know okay have you have you been going to the movies lately yes thank you Jay I have have been going to the movies a lot lately three times last week really did you see anything good yes I saw a picture with William Holden and Jee Arthur I really liked it that's why I saw it three times this is what I stayed to dinner for this is what I had to sit in the right seat to listen to Jean Arthur and William alen are they in the picture that you pictured here is is that what this is all about Bella is this about what movies you wouldn't to see l no no no I'm getting to it Jay Jay ask me more questions Jay come on did you go alone yes I did I always go alone but it's very interesting that you would ask me that because I met a friend there you get to ask me questions too girl I don't know what kind of questions didn't ask you I ask her who the friend was who is the friend well his name is Johnny I always see him there cuz he's the head Asha he's really nice so you just saw him in the theater no uh once or twice we went out for coffee and once we went for a walk in the park you went to the park with this guy yeah but just to talk you have to sit down if you want to ask me questions L okay whose turn is it now is this when you came home from 11:00 yeah it was yeah thank you for listening mama what were you doing till 11:00 well we walked and we talked and we got to know each other and he does not want to be an Usher forever one day he wants to open up his own restaurant his own restaurant and he's an usher what is he 15 16 no no no he's 40 and he wants to open up the restaurant with me why would you because I would I would do all of the cooking and I'd write out the menus and I i' keep the books and what would he do he he will be the manager wait wait wait if he's the manager then why doesn't he write out the menus and keep the books course he has a reading handicap what he has a reading handicap wait wait wait wait hold hold on a minute hold it what are you saying he can't read you're not supposed to get out of your chair Louie that's not the way I pictured it well maybe I'm getting my own little picture here now this guy is what illiterate no he can read a little what is that mean a little his name now you listen to me either this guy is pulling your leg or else he's after something now is he after something all right maybe this is not the right time to talk about this no I think it's the perfect time to talk about it what is this guy after Bella has he touched you huh has he fooled around with you no Lou he's not that kind of person what kind of a person is he he's 40 years old he takes you to the park at night he wants to open up a restaurant with you and he can't read or write and how are you going to open up a restaurant huh who's going to put up the money it would only cost $5,000 $5,000 stop why not $5 million and who is going to put up this five grand him no I don't think so he doesn't have any money oh too bad well then who does that leave don't yell at me Lou I'm not yelling at you Bella I'm asking you a question who does that leave to put up the $5,000 you terrible mama please tell him B I would get the money somewhere L there is somewhere Bella there is no somewhere you want Mama to sell the store is that what this guy is asking you to do no he didn't ask me anything well either this guy is very very smart or he's very dangerous and he don't sound very smart to me so that only leaves dangerous he is not dangerous how do you know that they don't take you at the home if you're dangerous oh my God the home I don't understand this could somebody please explain all this to me Ella honey this man sounds very troubled um is he staying at the home now no he lives with his parents he didn't like it at the home they weren't very nice to him there mama that's not a nice place over there Bella sweetheart I don't want you to go to the movies anymore I do not want you to see this particular fell anymore he made me very nice but he sounds like he's got a lot of wacky ideas you know what I'm saying sweetheart hey aie said you would back me up here come on you promise back you up with what with the restaurant with the money is that what this guy isting you no Louie he wants more than that what could possibly be more than that me he wants me he wants to marry me I want to marry him him I want to have his children I want my own babies Jesus Christ that's enough I don't want to hear this anymore why you think that I can't have Healthy Babies mama I can I am strong as an ax I worked in that store i' taken care of you by myself since I'm 12 years old That's How Strong I am I'm like steel it's not what you say we're supposed to be only my babies won't die because I will love them and I will take care of them my babies will be happy because I will teach them to be happy and not to grow up and run away and never visit when they're older and not to be so frightened that they couldn't even breathe and never ever to make them spend their lives rubbing my back and my legs because you never had anybody around you who loved you enough to want to touch you because you made it so clear you just didn't want to be touched with love you know what it's like to touch steel Mama it's h and it's cold and I don't want that for my babies I want it to be soft and warm mama let me have babies please I got to love somebody I got to love somebody who love me back before I die and I promise you you would worry about being alone cuz you would have us Louie tell her how wonderful that could be girl wouldn't that make her happy wouldn't it mama please say [Music] yes Mama Mama I need you to say yes please [Music] somebody please hold me please hold [Music] me dear pop later that night something happened that I know you wouldn't approve of I hope you'll forgive [Music] me even the bar closed this guy hey Lou where you think you're go Harry it's empty Harry where's my money what money my Goddamn money I don't know what you're talking about I found the big in the house I was running away from home you tell me where he is or this where you stop running I don't know I swear I'm going to find them kid I'm going to find the money and if not you better pray you don't see me again Harry I'll send your car back in an envelope thanks GJ hey you got Moxy [Music] kid he had to bag to son of a [ __ ] at to [Music] bag I know it was wrong for me to help Uncle Louie get away pop because maybe he was a crook but after what I saw Grandma do to aun Bella tonight I thought someone in this family would have helped somebody [Music] else where do you think Aunt Bella could be gone 4 days somewhere in the city I'm worried maybe Uncle Lou took a away he didn't take me you think he's going to take a Bella and a 40-year-old Usher from the home hi an how's Grandma ah she looks tired she wouldn't even let me help in the store any idea where Aunt Bella is she's at my house she doesn't want anyone to know is she ever coming back who knows she's meeting with that man today sorry for me to talk isn't there something the doctors can do for that I don't have it that much it's mostly when I come here I I'll call you tonight bye Honeys hi Johnny I guess you're wondering why you haven't seen me for a few days we we have a new Betty Davis picture tonight got more things on my mind than Betty Davis I haven't been home for 4 days I might never go back can we fond Us in this one Johnny listen to me cuz this is important we can open up the restaurant anytime you want I've got the money $5,000 I got it right here in my purse Mr Margy said said I he might be opening another theater soon uh a bigger one yeah but you don't want to be in user forever you told me that look you know what I even found a place it's right next to a bowling alley people get hungry when they Bowl what you you don't you don't want it you you're afraid of running a restaurant cuz I told you I will do most of it I'll do okay okay okay listen an usher is a good job maybe if the theater is bigger you would make more money I have to go why why I have to go why because of me wa is that what your parents want you to do cuz they never really got a chance to talk to him it's it's it's it's it's just that it's not a good day today it's not a good day for what it's not a good day to open a restaurant it's not a good day to get married it's not a good day to have a baby it's not a good day for any of that oh God don't stop don't cry it's all right it's all right you don't have to do anything you don't want to do I promise I could never do that to you [Music] never [Music] [Music] for hell brought you a coffee cake from Green bouns still warm you home for good or this is a visit know I thought I would come back and talk to you about that yeah the way you talk to me the night that you left was of word no not without a word I told you how I felt you were the one that walked out on me Mama word that you had to say didn't have to hear more mama look at me mama mama look at me I'm not crying and it's not for I'm afraid to cry it's cuz I got no tears left in me I feel pretty empty inside like you feel all the time how would you know how I feel boy you just don't think I know anything do you you think I'm stupid don't you no you not stupid then what am I am I crazy you think I'm crazy don't use that word to me why not are you afraid of it mama if that's what I am don't be afraid to say it cuz if I'm crazy I should be in a home and then you'd be all alone and you wouldn't like it is that why you don't use that word mama is it is it you want to know what you are Bella you are a child that's what the doctors told me they look crazy don't stupid a child it's how I treat you because that's all that you understand you don't need doctors you don't need to live in a home this is where you live where you can be watched and taken care of you will always be a child and in this world because there's so much hate and sickness and death maybe you're better off you stay child and be glad this what God Made You then why did he make me look like a woman and feel like a woman Inside and want to have all the things that a woman should have is that what I'm supposed to thank him for Mama I know that I get confused sometimes I know that I get frightened but if I'm a child why can't I be happy like a child why can't I just be satisfied with dolls instead of babies Oh I not so smart I can answer those things well I am maybe I'm just as smart as a child but some children are smarter than grown-ups some grown-ups I've seen are very stupid and very mean you don't have responsibilities Bella it's responsibilities what makes meanless I don't want to be your responsibility but then who would be responsible for you yourself that man such who wants money from you got know but El things you would never dream about you stay the way you are Bella you don't know yet what such feelings could do to you yes I do I know what are the things you're talking about cuz they happened to me they happened cuz I wanted them to happen you're angry so you tell me lies I don't want to hear these childish Lies when I was in school I let boys touch me and boys that I met in the park some nights when you were sleeping I went downstairs and I let him in and not just boys me you stops this you dreams the stuff in your head I needed somebody to hold me to tell me that I was pretty you never once told me that some of them even told me that they loved to me all right all right all right I know I didn't believe him I know what they really wanted except Johnny and I thought for the first time in my whole life maybe I could be happy so that's why I ran away I even brought him the $5,000 for the restaurant is there something else that you dream about there would you get $5,000 bet who got this huh does it look like a dream to you did you steal from me you know that I keep my money your only one you see you steal from your own Mas H you see do it no do it do it hit me crack my head open make me stupid and crazy that's what you really think I am isn't it isn't it get out of my house you go live with your SE friend you want Master my money go take it w last too long you both have to steal again to keep alive believe me I don't want your money here here you take that Louie gave that to me maybe he's a thief too but he is my brother and he cared enough to want to help thieves and sick little girls that's what you got only God did not make us that way you did you we're alive but that's all we are rose and Aaron are the lucky ones don't say that God don't say that to me I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you like that yes you do it's my punishment for being alive for surviving my own children for not dying before them that is my sin go on take Lou's money you think I don't know what he is he stole since he was 5 years old the year AR died and I close off from him and from everybody and lost R and then I lost hour I couldn't stand losing no more M go on open your restaurant live your life have your babies if it's a mistake Let It Be Your a mistake if I done wrong by you it's for me to take care of there is no restaurant Mama he's afraid to be a businessman he likes being an usher he doesn't want babies he doesn't want to get married he just wants to live with his parents cuz he knows that they love him and that's enough for him then maybe he's more lucky than you yeah maybe but I can't stop wanting those things it can't be the same between us anymore mama can't I'm going to put my things away I think we both said enough for today don't [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Music] dear Eddie I'm just writing to tell you that Jay and Ry are fine but something's happened to me that I can't figure out yet lately I feel so happy and so sad at the same time did you ever feel that way I tell you more but I don't have any more room love with Bella no I'll stay eight months later we got a card from pop saying he was coming home to get us then one night Uncle Louie called Anella he said he didn't know if he could ever come back to yonas again but said he was now the richest guy in on guad Canal grandma didn't say anything but she didn't come out to dinner that night Jay come in what there he is that's him it's pop come on let's go it's here grandma pop is here no you stop right now you hear me what pop is here you want to say goodbye to me you say it now we're not leaving this minute ah you come here quick you say goodbye quick yes Grandma well I just want to say thank you for taking us in I know it wasn't easy for you that's right it wasn't well it wasn't easy for us either oh you're not afraid to tells the truth it's good maybe you learn something here yeah maybe now I get a little rest what were you two looking for that night under the ice cream my money maybe h no I swear oh don't swear you lie to me you lie to everybody yes grandma it was in the mattress you were sleeping on come here you here you guys Eddie don't go yet so good to see you sweetheart you look wonderful yeah do I I lost 10 lb yeah well it looks great really cuz I put it back on a month ago L enough I better go upstairs and see Mama oh yeah you better thank you for everything all right close your eyes both of you close them the basketball is for Jay and the football is for AI you like him holy mackerel this is incredible well I didn't know if I got the right size so I just took a guess well back up let's really throw okay okay but don't throw it too hot as hot as it was coming to live with Grandma it was twice as hard leaving Aunt Bella cuz in the 10 months since we came she lost Johnny she lost Uncle Louie and now she was losing me and [Music] aiee [Music] bye hi by [Music] well I'll get dinner started would you mind eating early tonight mama I'm going out with the friend a girl I got a new girlfriend she likes me and I like her see all f has a brother that I like he works in a library he can read everything do you think maybe during dinner we could listen to some music on the radio mama okay it does it doesn't have to be tonight just think about it okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I wish I could say that while Anella started to make dinner music came on from the living room but it didn't I wish I could say that Grandma went to the cemetery with Bella to see Aaron's grave on his birthday but she [Music] didn't [Music] and then one day early on a Sunday morning most unexpected thing happened Aunt Bella left home she didn't know where she was going or what she was going to do people saw from the window that day said she looked a little scared but she just kept going and then a few months later we got a postcard from Bella she said dear ready J and aie in case you're worried don't be I'm in Florida I got a job in a restaurant the important thing is I'm on my own it might be a little late in life to suddenly get born all over again but at least I got got the walking part over with love [Music] Bella [Music] la [Music] [Music]

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Published: Fri Feb 16 2024