Losing my Mind... surviving IMPOSSIBLE DLC!

Celeste oh boy do I love this game [Music] all right you all know this one so let's cut to the chase over the last few months I've been setting myself the same impossible goal first I gave myself one stream to beat the game then to collect every strawberry then every B-side and every Seaside and now we're here with a challenge so daunting that I put it off for over a year the final chapter the Finish Line the end of Celeste can I beat farewell in one history all right well only hello ah what the [ __ ] okay um she's [ __ ] dead old lady death punk that is not POG granny got [ __ ] smited the word of God said Thou shalt not live yeah okay this is the reason why this is the hardest part of the game is it's just it's emotionally crushing when you want her to apologize she's [ __ ] dead foreign I won't lose you oh all right well we know what those crystals do now um oh boy all right this is the okay this is this is already on the on the difficult side of things oh my God okay here we go we are in for a bit of a [ __ ] treat noted video game I I get it I get it I get it I'm bad I get it it's fine it's fine I get it I know I get it I have to hold both dashes to the whole end [ __ ] how do we get that I have to dash don't I I reckon I can just Dash back into it yeah Okay cool so you could just Dash back into it all right these are weird oh boy these things are weird I'll be calling him pretty man now no we're not we're not this we're not making Dash I'll beat it yeah okay I'm gonna work on it all right I [ __ ] get it I like I know I know I'm bad at the game all right fine I'm not a pretty boy pretty boys are the guys that are really popular in high school and [ __ ] I am not that kid [ __ ] you're a pretty boy stop it that's someone being very generous right there Chad I didn't think that through did I wait what if I just do this and then do that and then do this oh dear God wait what do you mean it's actually difficult ah aha bikes are better yes thank you very much for the great tip that you are giving [ __ ] that was confusing skeletons just please give me a second to de-rust okay when I don't have to work out the room it seems like it's a lot easier for my tiny brain because it seems that my reflexes are much better than my horrible inability to plan no no okay we made it I like the jellyfish mechanic these are cool these are very cool yeah nearly didn't grab the edge that's fine oh hey look it's somewhere that I should have gone yeah right whatever we're going up this way then we're going up this way oh okay cool oh wow whoa what the [ __ ] this is a verb I need to go up that is a lot of keys all right where the [ __ ] am I supposed to go what's gonna get is something gonna get rid of this electricity I'm noticing there are things hiding behind the electricity wait wait wait wait wait Secret oh [ __ ] it doesn't it doesn't [ __ ] go anywhere did I just trap myself here did I just trap myself get the dash Crystal and then get out okay okay okay okay cool no soft locks I wonder if that was intentional thank you very much for telling me to go do it nice there's got to be a way to like just skip through this right my speedrunning senses are tingling I can definitely Double Dash through that did I soft luck again did I am I continually soft locking myself what am I doing wrong do I keep getting to areas I'm not supposed to get to am I meant to be doing it this way if so this game is actually like hurting my brain okay surely if we grab this guy here and we do this we do this it's like making you forcibly think outside the box hello I found my sister's fan fiction about you basically your her husband who didn't know him Google how he looks on her phone and your favorite thing to do is kiss her yeah fan fictions are wired fan fictions are wired okay so we got it believes someone found it okay I I've gotta go grab this apparently okay I worked it out this area is like a whole the whole ass puzzle that's so [ __ ] weird yay [ __ ] don't succumb don't succumb to the chaos Gremlin don't do it I did it I got it it was all about the second throw no I want to keep all my keys how do I keep all my keys I'm keeping all my keys all right who even needs the double three keys [ __ ] off what do you mean it was sitting on top of it I I sort of understand what I've got to do here yeah yeah okay okay I like your key children aha it's up it's up it's up I knew it I knew it I knew it I worked it out we have all five keys best one gets free TTS because you said that my computer just froze give it a second just just give it I I can see you working fine chat just give it a sec there we go two in one final one let's go holy [ __ ] it never ends oh whoa [Music] whoa what is this [Music] [Music] you got this professor it may seem difficult but if you are pro epic gamer mental support puppets I think I skipped using something just then because of how precisely I did that [Music] no way no way it's so hard to [ __ ] do [Music] I made it oh finally [ __ ] oh my god oh okay all we do here is sight read [Music] good luck with that [Music] what the [ __ ] just happened oh [Music] throw this and then commit Sudoku I will live forever this game could not stop me [ __ ] maybe I use that on the way back hello how is the gaming it's going all right yeah that's why I'm using my brain I'm so smart look at the size of my brain [ __ ] uh what just do we have to use this thing to bring him down something like that oh I get it what on Earth about this looks like Among Us yeah cool cool cool cool cool this is gonna be oh wait hang on I have to blow him up and land back down here and then come through and then get launched right the objective was to get him out of the [ __ ] way first wait a minute that's so smart I love that mechanic I love that mechanic so much why are people doing the [ __ ] alphabet what is wrong with you idiots [Music] oh it was the whole jump I'm like trying to I hate these rooms where I have to like analyze it when it doesn't make sense to me [Music] [ __ ] what stop doing that you little [ __ ] be fast idiot I'm working on it I almost had it before I keep my hands hurt this is like very chill music I'm waiting for this game to like ramp up its [ __ ] and make it like [ __ ] intense because at the moment it's all just like [ __ ] Melody [ __ ] [Music] I need I need I need less delicate sounding Melodies mild timing differences like that [Music] foreign hell yeah [Music] [ __ ] we interrupt this program to inform you that this in fact is not the end all right [ __ ] okay look uh hello am I worthy I'm worthy okay what's this [Music] wave dash dot PowerPoint wave dashing in you a practical solution for catching Birds in space can't catch that bird fact birds are hard to catch good fact wow it's fast also it can fly also a fact hmm interesting and part of you won't help she's the worst impossible introducing wave dashing wow with wave dashing you can jump very far and regain your dash at the same time it's easy how it's done jump Dash diagonally towards the ground immediately jump again and hold forward you did it go you if you don't regain your dash you're starting to load the ground if you don't get much distance you're starting too far from the ground happy wave dashing did I just get a tutorial on how to go fast oh wait no it doesn't I didn't regain my Dash back okay oh [ __ ] yeah no I'm supposed to combo those [ __ ] supposed to Ward jump off that there we go I didn't go grab the [ __ ] ah I didn't do it the number of times that I just like completely overshoot that [ __ ] there we go bird the bird's angry catch the bird we don't need that help right granny don't worry I won't give up on you battling [Music] the god of gamers the god of idiots much like Dionysus is the god of uh wine I'm the god of morons how is the stream doing windy I just joined so I was wondering how far are you into the level uh like it's I don't know how far I am actually I can't tell [Music] no way do I have to then after this get on the top and then Crouch dude laughs [ __ ] [Music] we got it we got it [ __ ] um oh wave Dash it's almost like I'd already worked out the room before you told me that wait I'm gonna oh [ __ ] if I just let go at the right time it just flings me over I didn't think that was a thing um oh I didn't realize I could grab low enough to not fall off the block [Music] I'm learning I need to still be there before it disappears [Music] we got it I write some kinky [ __ ] uh go wild Wendy admits he's a kinky [ __ ] live on screen what else do I say to that other than yeah all right this is all about timing isn't it okay yeah that's the wall bounce back yeah I need to jump to the other side of it [Music] he's so good oh okay hang on no it just it just sends me up so I can wave Dash is there any preference welcome to the stream where chat finds out too much information than what they bargained for [ __ ] I'm dead foreign [Music] wait no way such a cool mechanic that's such a cool mechanic how do you grab it you have to you have to go like up top don't you like really really high up oh wait it's a wall bounce had I not see that before this is sick this is [ __ ] sick that oh my God [Music] oh my God I don't know how to feel about how much I love this [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm enjoying dying over and over again yo who actually [ __ ] nuts wait no [ __ ] way that's so cool that's so cool wait that's [ __ ] gnarly would you be able to wave Dash into the feet from the first platform I think you can probably uh yeah yes to answer your question you also cool holy [ __ ] I think you need the second Dash though I don't think you can get away with oh I know [Music] you just collected on the way back with the feather [Music] foreign [Music] what am I dealing with harder I'm scared and mom come pick me up mom come pick me up I don't want to play this anymore okay what do I do here did I not play this right oh no I get it uh the things I've been seeing is obstacles become my actual requirement that's fascinating holy moly wait [ __ ] oh wait this game is insane what just happened I went and skimmed over the [ __ ] top what am I even dealing with here so I hit that bouncy boy and then I hit the bouncy boy and then I bounce over the top of him in other words it's really [ __ ] hard great get zag now okay okay I'll get the cat I'll get the cat I'm getting the cat I'm getting the [ __ ] cab here's cat look we got him we got the boy boy deployed no no no I'm sorry I'll get him back I'll get him back it's all right chat calm your tits I'm sorry look there's the boy you guys are the worst I don't know what I did I was just I was going on pure reflex my pain is your pain and subsequently vice versa your boy's got it your boy's [ __ ] got it all right oh no what the [ __ ] is this movement that sounds like something the game devs would do for this game no that was a wave Dash uh it's like everything else I need to do really really [ __ ] fast it's like my name oh my God it's [ __ ] windy so my windows keeps freezing uh which means I think my computer is on its way out which is all right because I'm literally leaving the country in less well in about a month hey bollocks [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] did I just second try the drop room I'm not going crazy right I genuinely don't know how to do this last part oh I wasn't yeah that's literally what I gotta do all right fine [ __ ] I didn't do the thing up up grab that way all right well [ __ ] this whole chapter is just wave Dash Central do you think soup tastes like cheese what the [ __ ] kind of super you have in cheese soup clearly unless you meant soap in which case there's a slightly different I didn't get oh wait no there's the exit [Music] we got it what kind of room is this oh [ __ ] there's Keys over there as well I don't like the fire ones I can never get through that [ __ ] oh oh my God if you had to guess how many times have you died so far uh probably 200 and something already [ __ ] uh sure damn it oh boy it's the other way now [ __ ] you're old windy yeah but if I'm old that means you're young imagine being born after the year 2000 holy [ __ ] my younger sister was born before you lot that's a statement can confirm wind yeast is an old fart oh [ __ ] wait a minute hello twitch said no your channel is not good enough and I was like ah and they will not provide reasons ever partnership is based on like multiple factors which is like yeah okay so in other words you just denied it and then didn't really want to say why okay it's like sure this Kevin has four sides oh yeah you're right he needs to bust through there but I don't know how to get him do I have to dash on the underside of him oh wait hang on I'm sorry I'm sorry [ __ ] [ __ ] wait zodiac sign yes cancer Capricorn believer's crying in the bath Aquarius because wind cry Gemini Sagittarius it's Leonardo DiCaprio [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay that doesn't even work take two uh yeah yay hooray wind and feather mechanics who doesn't want to combine those [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it that was so cool until it wasn't it's also cycle based awesome pog [Music] [Music] oh how loud four based Cycles three four one two three Fox I got it what if I just go over and up this way in that way and okay yeah and then I go to the left again this looks like hell uh I actually have quite a lot of fun like working out these little timing related puzzles thank you Mindy is handheld oh I've got a stupid this is my least favorite part of farewell really I think this is really cool you're a switch huh no I have a parole it's more fun that way foreign if I figure out a system for it then we're good that was the system oh wait I can jump over it can't I [ __ ] maybe I grabbed back onto the platform after I grab it oh you do just go back I need to wave Dash that foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] this is really sad with no feelings [Music] [ __ ] bird in the background set like hell help foreign come on birdie yay this is where it gets fun yeah I agree I love the levels that let you just go fast the music's [ __ ] a bulk as well I actually don't know what to do there oh wait yeah I literally just did the exact same movement here the jellyfish doesn't need to worry about the electricity only I need to dodge it it makes you wonder when will win debt learn to use his [ __ ] brain I need to oh my God the stream what stream's dead is it are we are we live now still we're good okay we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good Australian internet no more we're all right all right well I just got eaten to a bunch of electricity ow that [ __ ] hurts so [ __ ] bad it's setting records for how bad it is I can't tell if the stream's repeating or if you're just bad I'm definitely bad thanks [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what was that I felt like I should have died at least three times just then thank you okay this is interesting it goes down I am like racking my brains trying to work this out on the fly as I'm doing it and it's [ __ ] hard sorry [Music] it's a [ __ ] minefield [ __ ] well bye [ __ ] they're actually out to get me at this point they're throwing me into the death zones look at that beautiful background [ __ ] I think I was correct I'm so cool I'm so cool what the [ __ ] was going on there was that right I feel like I'm going too fast for my own good okay yeah no so it makes sense to zoom off him because otherwise he'd just be going straight back into the same situation as before okay uh [Music] [Music] all right [ __ ] it was right there oh oh I made a mistake no okay look we got this we got this we got this yeah yo up up grab regret that Dash across go down go up jump eight across a bit of jumping bit of garbage launch go up Dash smack into it one more time yes okay uh now I got a wave Dash [Music] huh I'm sorry What What In The Lord's name is going on here and the wise words of Gandhi what the [ __ ] is going on what do I do all right look what if I instead okay that's it that's it I figured it out I figured out I just have to do more up dashes and uh be less confused about threading needles [Music] please don't I I did it I did it again [Music] the wave Dash didn't happen well if it isn't spaghetti good morning from Europe hi from Europe no who the [ __ ] is FaceTiming me right now what's up [ __ ] you want to say hi to an entire stream yeah there's about like a hundred and something people here all right chat say goodbye to Joella friend from climbing wave wave you fox [Applause] they got the gist anyway bye it's great maybe that'll give me the power to [ __ ] no no it won't never mind I mean mentally it probably did something cool we got it I'm jealous way [ __ ] okay [Music] [Music] I'm so cool yay [ __ ] it's Flappy Bird and Celeste [Applause] [Music] in friend [ __ ] okay well look we're restarting okay look we're restarting all right we restart dude all right fine we are restarting with the wave Dash never mind we are restarting okay that is what I thought you could do that is what I thought you could do [Music] that's fine wait do I get to ultra dash off that off this [Music] no I don't nobody questioned how electricity can float by the way I don't want to see any of you doing that [Music] okay we're trying okay we're retrying oh wait unless I just grab the dash into the Crystal Bounce my way back then double hit it then go up okay look I just hadn't turned on my brain all right Bang Bang yeah not that hard was it you [ __ ] [ __ ] that took way too long yeah I agree [Music] you know what [ __ ] it [Music] I have to wave Dash to keep up with him oh this is such a cool concept oh I love it when they let you do the Zoomies I just have to crouch then Bang okay [Music] I got it [Music] [Music] I was doing that without a [ __ ] I wonder if you could do that without a jellyfish is that doable you need the jellyfish sad [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't the last thing I want to be is stuck on this section [Music] why did they have to add wind to it it's so close but it feels impossible come on just a few more tries we can do this I got a pet talk from battling what the [ __ ] emotional support demon foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] Lord no you've got to be [ __ ] kidding me [Music] thank God I spent [ __ ] literally like days playing the world's hardest game because otherwise this would be really really really [ __ ] hard [Music] like it was all that kind of movement [Music] ah man poor Windows Movie pick in 2000. [Music] [Music] [Music] what it didn't reach it [Music] didn't reach it oh here we go again every minor setback just gets us closer it's all a mentality every setback is just a damage to mental health can you hear the pain in my voice would I know I [ __ ] up can you see it written on my face I hope so what I say at the beginning of the stream my pain is yours the jellyfish are so random they're incredibly fluid and I feel like I need something mathematical to survive this [ __ ] level yeah they're two based on a feel I did it again [Music] shut the [ __ ] up about being a pretty boy stupid ah [ __ ] [Music] is not a pretty boy then he how can I take neither [Music] [Music] come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on it's not over until it's over come on Focus Focus Focus [Music] come on [Music] why is there no save points why does this level go for six billion [ __ ] years why does this level go on for so long my sanity this is more painful than any moment in Hollow Knight that I've ever experienced this is more difficult than P5 by a long shot why is this game so [ __ ] hard [Music] [Music] foreign okay okay okay okay [Music] [Music] I panicked okay I hate this section so much I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate this section so much it's so slow and it's so draining it's so floaty reminds me of [ __ ] Mark off [Music] that Dash across up down around grab and pull all the way to the bottom I'm now feeling numbness in the paint stream on that weird note did you guys know that aesthetic does not mean how something looks aesthetic means how something feels hence why anesthetic means no feel I don't know how I'm still going I don't know when to give up I don't know how to give up when I set myself a goal I do it and my goal is to beat farewell for the first time on stream I'm so annoyed at that previous platform isn't a checkpoint like if I if I throw the checkpoint and then land on the other platform does it act as a checkpoint are you a checkpoint you know perhaps the insanity is getting to me but I'm out here hoping that anything can get me to the end [Music] [Music] every time I fail I look back and I go look how far I've managed to get every time every time I die I learn I'm comfortable in sections that I was dying in a lot earlier and finding optimizations where I wasn't in others I am surpassing sections that I would die in over and over and over again like it's Clockwork [Music] [ __ ] they're so [ __ ] finicky happy they're doing pain nothing but pain let's go come on let's do this do you know what we're working with [Music] why doesn't that what am I missing what am I missing for that section [Music] [ __ ] I am not a rage gamer but this game bout to make me one okay you know what we need first up hang on here's what we need [Music] Joy she looks like he's about to scream I'm not I'm all right I'm all right I got so few brain cells to lose it's all good dude no set me back I need it I love the extra two percent progress hey that two percent showed me what to do and while I [ __ ] up because I didn't do the dash in the right direction I know what to do and that makes a big difference half of this game is working out what it is that you need to be doing so that you can then do the right inputs and the reason why this section is so [ __ ] hard is because it's so long which means that it takes longer to reach the sections that you've yet to see because the movements that you've got to try and input while a lot of them can be quite precise and finicky like that other sections are just very straightforward yay I got the grab second win [Music] oh I don't need to like down squish for that section and fold my way to the bottom then eat and eat grab the wall go down eat there bounce up him explosion get them the flower that's a feather grab the wall fall all the way to the bottom boing boing boing boing Dash nice now a bit of extra curricular power all right cool night oh that's it that's it that's it that's it progress I'm so happy to be eating sweets this whole last bag is gonna get eaten tonight either as a victory snack or as a coping mechanism yay yay good Ness oh there it was there she is there's the bird [ __ ] I ran straight into the [ __ ] Pole [ __ ] foreign ERS they don't really help me not too much [Music] [Music] [Music] whoa [Music] [ __ ] gee [Music] a bit of skipping going on there [Music] perfectly intentional I promise you [Music] [Music] let's go [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] place your bets how many deaths uh um look you're not allowed to get mad at me all right but when I hide my camera just please take note of the fact that it's well over a thousand bro my feelings holy [ __ ] wow wait actually hang on hold up what if we um 1098 it's uh 99 100. some people have worked it out do a [ __ ] backwards somersault wave dash off the edge yeah we got it hey you made it to the end of the video this thing went for like an hour why are you still here anyways thank you personally so much for watching in case it wasn't obvious I streamed this challenge live over at twitch where I torture myself regularly with similar challenges for all kinds of games here's another Celeste video for your tiny attention span and as always an obligatory [ __ ] you to my patrons who decided that throwing money at a content creator was a good idea now get out of here and go do something productive with your life foreign

Channel: Win2ette

Views: 176,788

Keywords: stream, highlight, funny, twitch, chat, live, best, bits, clips, gaming, video, games, videogames, youtube, windette, high energy, high, energy, laugh, dumb, stupid, silly

Id: HpngFn095U0

Length: 61min 21sec (3681 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 23 2023