Lois helps Quagmire flïrt with girls

your blowout looks nice oh thanks so um I noticed a yoga mat in the back of your car how often do you do yoga is everything all right hmm oh yeah yeah sorry my um my dad locked himself out of his car oh sorry do you need to help him oh no no he um he broke broke the window with his foot high-heeled my dad's a woman now oh you're lucky we came here I almost suggested Mickey D's that's so informal are you talking about McDonald's yeah yeah another thing I was just thinking about is Amber Alert white Honda Accord license plate yeah I mean Pinterest sure has some neat pictures of sinks doesn't it listen why don't we just bail on dinner and head back to my place great I'm in wait you have to pay for the bread Hey you have to pay for the bread you have to pay for the bread you have to pay for the bread the bread no Anna oh my god Brian look we made it we made it to garbage island my god I don't believe it whoa look at all the packaging from Mickey D's why god I've never heard that Mickey D's that is just great anyway let's start looking for my big wheel hey check it out a VCR just sitting here I'm taking this sucker home oh crap Brian you idiot now how the hell are we supposed to get back to land with those going to die oh look a message in a bottle is washing up maybe this will help dear England enclosed please find one bottle fart in exchange for Russell Brand we feel this is appropriate compensation yours etc America [Music] dammit Brian how could you sink our boat we're going to die you guys need any help ah who the hell are you names Taylor son how the hell did you get here oh I uh I fell off a booze cruise you fought yep washed up here matter of fact we all did how are you all planning to get back home get back home why would we want to do that yeah we've got everything we need here there's tons of free half-eaten food that washes up we just bang each other all day that uh that doesn't sound terrible hey so we've been stuck out here for over 20 years can you catch us up on all the important things that we've missed so no way Kylie Jenner and Tyga are no longer together splitsville my friend how did Robert Kardashian die guilt cancer from what oh boy so people thought the dancing judge ito's were funny for a while yes is what I know still doing it no he's not hosting anymore oh so Conan got the Tonight Show oh come on and so what about Craig Kilborn is he's still on I'm actually right here alright hey Craig [Music] Oh hike one I haven't seen you in a while how are things with Monica ooh Monica yeah hot date from the other night oh yeah I plowed her thanks again but I thought she was the one ya know what I realized is that all of those texts you sent me they're like my Bible now I just keep using these same tips on different women I owe you Lois you've opened up a whole world of middle-aged legs to me oh my god Quagmire's terrorizing middle-aged women and I'm responsible for it they've created a monster oh no my Luna bar for women [Music] please call the DWP I'm stuck in here Hey what day is it trash day Brian look I found my big wheel cool it's more than cool Brian I believe the big wheel may actually be our ticket off the island you see I've calculated that even with both of our weights it will still be capable of flotation my plan is to attach six Jimmy Buffett margarita machines to it which should be able to prepare us home home I don't think I want to go home what are you talking about I'm saying I like it here on garbage island okay I don't think I can talk to you because right now you're making less sense than an emcee Esher floor plan so uh how's it coming are we going to finish on schedule I don't know mr. Escher I've never put six stairways all in one spot and I've lost like ten of my guys in here hey I need a hammer I hate this place I quit excuse me I'm looking for anything bye Mike oh that feels great I tried to help you meet a nice woman but you just couldn't help yourself could you are you talking about I thought I was helping you find love and instead you used me as a tool to get down every middle-aged woman's pants in town flex Lois they call them slacks yeah we didn't know that if it wasn't for me huh you're right you were kind to me and I took advantage of it I owe you an apology Wow thank you here let me make it up to you I'll buy you a coffee and do you like the music of Ray LaMontagne LaMontagne thank you hey beautiful you want to take a pointless girl stride walk and listen to Ray LaMontagne sure hey see you Lois last chance Brian you're really not coming with me I'm sorry Stewie I'm not I know it's weird to say but it's kind of just too perfect for me here I see well I should go Fort Lauderdale Tonia found a four-piece puzzle she's been struggling with it's all corners babe I have to say I never imagined saying goodbye to you Brian so long take very good care dear friend of mine farewell that's all phrasing sorry it's been hard to think straight from the moment we arrived I've either been drunk or ejaculating these are things you don't say to a baby goodbye Brian goodbye Stewie [Music] [Music] stewey the hell's going on we're back in Quahog we are Brian why what happened you're an enormous ly important part of my life Brian and I couldn't bear the thought of losing you I assumed it unlikely you'd change your mind so I added the fans from many many Dell laptops to the back of my big wheels so I could simply tow everyone back to land Wow thank you that means a lot to me well our journey taught me something Brian you can throw away just about anything in this world but you can't throw away a friendship no you can't Stewie [Music] sausage and pepperoni for Alan Alan God that smells good doesn't it Alan yeah but actually I ordered just pepperoni can I see your receipt [Music] [Music]

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Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 06 2020