LIZA'S BIRTHDAY YACHT PARTY GONE WRONG!!

[Music] [Applause] this is Q and you can't beat the view Wow girl what the hell yeah do you like it yeah it's amazing this is incredible it's so nice what's in here Oh in the bathroom oh my god holy schnikeys so it's like understand like how rooms like all four seasons yeah love it like is it you know what I mean like worth that much money I guess just because your montage or what I don't know that no because you're paying for that it's Southern California though you can't get to Maui people can't get there anybody can get here is that why yeah but even like that place how much is this a night three hundred how much that's what I'm saying like is it worth it's like it's cute what is it worth like if it's eight thirteen hundred I could prize but about twenty hundred I thought I thought it I thought it was like gonna be like thirteen hundred night no it was like sounds it for two nights at the taxes are [Applause] completely right well guys we're at a hotel welcome back to Jason's vlog starring Trisha penis yeah the star of the show Trisha Paytas this outfit I'm I'm full-on like like a 50 year old man like Butch's and like with like shadowy body you look great this is what's happening right now we're supposed to go work out we're supposed to go walk right now but it's raining we're gonna walk the long yeah my not walkers very can you get a good workout walking the mall you should get a bit you sure you just don't want to buy a sweatshirt here well it seems like it and they start oh I need that classic jokes like that oh this one's funny brunch so hard so we paid all this motor she paid all this money for this hotel you don't have to always made that and it's totally foggy and she paid for an ocean view and look at what we got you can't even see the ocean but isn't this pretty isn't that gorgeous it'll burn off we're going on a boat today with Scott and Liza and Kristin for their birthday and all the game they're all driving from Studio City but we came down yesterday so we're just gonna jump over that's why you were so apt to come down so surprised you wanted to drive down here but I didn't know the boat was down here yeah cuz I was surprised you wanted to come down but then you're like oh that makes sense right so we're going is we're going to the mall now we're going to my favorite mall so millions yeah a million what should we do to celebrate yeah don't find all the people that are dead followers and don't follow me and we're gonna think everyone's birthday today and then we'll just wait you know what a million yeah celebration make it all about that sorry Liza Kristen Scott I know it's your birthday but you know I used to do that for real like nighttime like not even on purpose but I used to always I feel like really like beats not like conscious to not make stuff about myself but I'd do that a lot and I used to make it about yourself yeah and like you know find that you do that at all yeah I better I used to though like everything you got to make about yourself although you just tell me that yesterday and it kind of triggered me because people used to tell me that well I said that I felt bad that I wasn't with my kids and then you were like well then you should have never got divorced and then you said this is not about unity I wasn't making it about me mr. actually saying it anyways hey check this out hey what we're have to just play this all day long there's no one here oh I better turn off flow away oh well eat anything and literally I'll have to Starbucks it really yeah I don't care I don't need to like go have like a big breakfast everything together like what do you get there this is probably like the ritziest mall in the country oh when you go to that size laughs it's all like you have a christian louboutin store here which they don't they only haven't Rodeo Drive a feeling of [Laughter] something that was like you know a salad I could lose so much weight you don't I mean like if that was the if chocolate strawberries were a salad yeah well it's a concept I thought of it that way you know do you want to go to J crew and get a sweatshirt there's one right there you don't all you like J Crew that's that's that's low low standards for you know Jake who's like kids isn't it like young college kids or maybe when I went to college what Johnson it you want me to wear that yeah yeah maybe if I go into gallery or is in like a Robert Townsend movie in the 80s are you getting hungry chicken fingers there are souls like to be terrible I would never go into a clench oh well what do you eat I found a Starbucks so I'm gonna pay is not the hungry so wherever is fine then we get there and it's like and I don't want anything I'm just like who's hungry yeah we shoulda ate at their hotel before we left that's what I wanted to do but you're so gung-ho to go to the south face I didn't said it Yuri oh hello put them on okay I'm down you said it I thought you really wanted to go [Music] [Music] someone's hungry you know everything is doing right now is annoying me I'm starving so hungry yes Oh like cry I really like yesterday I'll heal I was like this big I know that a moose Bush was it was too it was too little because there's too much of too too little I know I hate restaurants like that also there is no food on the boat you have to bring snacks they really really clear about that there you better be food cuz there's no food I get too drunk I didn't know that saying where it's like you can have liquor before why or wine before liquor I don't know there's a stain I just don't know what to order and beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer never fear so I had the liquor before like a wine which is a beer if they said anything about why November wine being in that saying if it was liquor before wine then it'd be like he'll be fine I've ever heard that well then that was not maybe you should be looking for a wine you're not I think that is something bigger before one you know what you know what else they say liquor before crack better wash your back heroin before bath so it's not your fault acid before mushrooms we're gonna end up in a tomb are you gonna ask you so I was gonna ask something that I know the answer to okay what if I ask that you would have been like you know tell me at all no it didn't come out of my mouth Jason it didn't come out without okay I'll give you a free pass they won't I will say it I won't say anything just don't lose your nap I was gonna say aren't you excited for the steak sauce but I know you don't like sauce but I love steak sauce cuz I heard a voice and I looked up i'm honestly looking at the image of you camera like this I mean I'm talking I'm giving a good walk and he's like does someone want like this got someone fell alright from now on when you suggest something I won't go okay no it's not don't just thought you liked claim-jumper hey I was like this around the corner so suddenly and you aren't getting it you didn't even give me anything you didn't tell me like here eat that Oh hope you okay I'm sorry should've told you aside do you know well I didn't know you're gonna stop at anything you told you for a gag you feel better I'm so happy right now so then I love my finger [Laughter] [Music] his life he sees on you you're a completely different person oh my god glass looks so good on you I know they're gonna be in the trash and a week or lawsuit is Jason can't keep anything nice the Gucci glass every would he lost everything he loses everything I know I have the other glasses he gave me how come you don't wear those mm because I just like can't get it together I don't have time yesterday oh my gosh in the morning you just like I can't even and I was like like making a visor like maybe am I making like I don't even like does that is real life a good groan 44 year old Samantha I can't even I can't even I don't understand what happened and where are your sandwiches you left her with his veggie chips veggie chips on myself why would someone take them hooter hunter no it didn't say that looks so amazing and ready for the boat voting outing like the captain's on the force to be here you look like Matt's dad I vote for Matt for his 18th birthday big Tom okay good looking really good yeah and then we already saw you find your sandwiches good you know I could just act above everybody else [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] there's a connection he does he invites you he always want you to go I always say look here's the problem you go out too late yeah man that's why that's how you live your life no no Nightwolf I can't do it why because I have to get up in the morning now I got a qual this we gotta get this out in the open Hughes to come party every single midnight that departs and by pardon me means get pancake braid used to come raise with me to give paintings but now he's too tired for me all the time he's what happy to you know you remember I gained like 35 pounds getting pancakes with you I can't do it anymore well you lose it and you'll break it again that's your pattern that's his pattern he's like maybe I can make like a video recording of me eating pancakes and then you put it on your phone across the way from you while you're eating pancakes oh that's great because it was written by it was it was it was it was based on our relationship which was a 40 year old guy that makes vines with a 19 year old kids why couldn't big nikita co-star i can even leave got problems let's go I love it this is the life I want a shark I know how I saw was a hump in the water there they are that's it y'all see Lions like G easy man [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you've seen her in every SIA video brainy give you guys the beginning have to bail dude Trisha Paytas is a cameo she's an extra two brands I'm in rent anymore he doesn't get sad eyes meet he's not even in it FML - I got you thinking about writing a movie and these guys are giving me ideas as to what dope FML - yeah you tardy Scotty yeah in a cabin yeah I like it do I get more than five seconds [Music] you want a cool picture you should put some pants back on man bye everybody thanks for being so led by Brandon hey Brandon fun try to have a good time [Music] [Applause] [Music] Tricia's got this car and it's a great car but when she shops too much we can't get the stuff back okay we got green hats thanks montage if I was 20 years older that would be like the greatest that I could ever wear I'm almost there not not yet you're you're there about Pat wearing level it's a pretty sick hat I gave that head to my dad he would love it well that was a some pretty expensive ads $3,000 hat oh you look good that actually South Coast Highway I mean you look great you look like a booze person I look like [Music] apparently they do a lap around the oval zone you know one like old guys get old but then like they're still rich like rich rich old guys yeah I have like new clothes on but they're like it doesn't matter because their bodies sewed like and like the clothes are like hanging off like I saw a couple guys last night he had like get like a brand new like pad ago and your vest on but it was like going all the way down to his knees because he's so hunched over hey that's gonna be us one day I know that's the truth that I'm not making fun of him I'm saying like that's just the reality of life it's awful even money can't save you yeah but like enjoy your youth when you're like 70 and like that agent crunched over I'm gonna be like 50 and you know also find me Hawks my mom was really kind of fed you my mom 60s it looks good so I feel like at 50 she's like really hot Vegas no one's saying you're not gonna be hot at 50 but the problem is is you're gonna be 70 and I'm gonna be 50 and if our sex life is lacking now at 70 at 50 it may not be good because 50 is one women get the corniest it's just true the other thing that scares me is like you know 72 like 80 is like when people start dying and then it's like okay let's say you die and I'm 55 how am I gonna find another person at 35 you'll always find someone that wants to be with you person no I don't want to die before me you could get a younger boyfriend you could get like a 30 year old boyfriend we're having a lot of money then so I can have one of those you already do a lot of fun yeah but you know the way I spend you just don't know most of the Sharks banging and save up a 30 year old boyfriend after you die yeah which I think in an ad for us you got to anyway cos you're a big dog to the crab and then once all one's right mama simmer down won't you love I'll take a walk with [Music] Boban and winter what's up everybody please hit like and subscribe to me at Jason - Instagram at Jason - today's shout-out is Sam Sam thank you so much for watching guys it's Monday here we're having a great time I had a great weekend as you saw I was all over I'll have a new video on Wednesday and Friday please check out the merch the link is in the description I know that David has quit his vlog and I want to say that I am here for you during these three weeks I know it's not david's vlog but i really really enjoy views and i also want to say I love money so if you want to come over here and watch my blog while David's off Ollie gagging around doing it knows what cleaning out his garage or staring at the ceiling probably walking through the woods questioning his existence come over here to jason nash comedy and i sure will take care of yet you both are such good people right and I think you're I'm not saying you're meant for each other but I think at this time in life that is just it's just it's no no is it amazing no it's no it's beautiful right on top you need to wash your hands it's okay oh this guy's funny he's on YouTube oh look at this guy [Laughter]

Channel: Jason Nash

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Length: 23min 30sec (1410 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 03 2018