I’d like to start by extending my personal
thanks to a certain wolf that lived in North America, back in the Pleistocene Epoch. He was an average-sized adult male, probably
around 65 kilograms, and … he’d done a lot of living in his time. He was stalking around what’s now Southern
California when he, and his pack, heard a noise -- the sound of an animal in distress. Maybe a bison, or a camel, or a ground sloth. So the wolf and his pack went toward the sound. Because, when you’re a wolf, the sound of
prey in distress might as well be a dinner bell. He found the animal stuck in a pit of thick,
black, smelly goo, trapped. So he moved in for the kill. Until, he found himself trapped. I don’t know the name of this particular
doggo. But I do know that he existed. Scientists refer to one of his bones as LACMHC
8291. This wolf was only one of thousands of his
species to die in this same spot in southern California, over the course of thousands of
years. And I want to thank him, because the way in
which he and his compatriots died that day, has allowed us to learn an incredible amount
about their species. Their remains have taught us volumes about
how they lived. How they hunted. How they died. And way more about any individual animal’s
sex life than you’d ever want to know. The specimen known today as LACMHC 8291 belonged
to the greatest species of wolf that ever lived The dire wolf. Ok now no, this is not a Game of Thrones fan fiction
episode. Dire wolves were real! They were among the most impressive members
of the family Canidae, which has its roots in North America. Today canids include wolves, foxes, coyotes
and dogs, all over the world. And the biggest canids that ever lived were
the borophagines, also known as the bone-crushing dogs, which I’ve talked about before. But around 30 million years ago, a new subfamily
of canids appeared: Caninae, or canines, the true dogs. And at first, canines were pretty small, around
the size of a fox. Which was fine, because the bone-crushing
dogs and cat-like nimravids already occupied the role of large predator, so being small
let canines take advantage of smaller prey with less competition. It took 23 million years before the ancestors
of the dire wolves developed bigger body sizes that could take on bigger prey,
with canines the size of coyotes showing up around 12 million years ago. But it wasn’t until about 3 million years
ago, when the borophagines were declining, that canines started to become wolf-sized. And the most massive of these was Canis dirus,
the dire wolf. It lived in North America from about 840,000
to 11,000 years ago. And it’s also found in the fossil record
of South America, from about 27,000 to 11,000 years ago. So for nearly a million years, Dire wolves
were widespread and abundant throughout the Americas, found in grasslands and forests,
and at elevations as high as 2200 meters. And because they were so common, we have lots
of fossils of them, which has given us an especially vivid understanding of their biology,
ecology, and behavior. But no place in the world has shown us the
life and death of dire wolves in as lucid detail as the La Brea tar pits, where literally
thousands of their remains have been unearthed. This includes mah boi, the owner of the bone
labelled LACMHC 8291. Today, these tar pits are smack in the middle
of downtown Los Angeles, and it’s a fascinating place. It’s full of these pools of what’s commonly
called tar, but is actually naturally occurring asphalt -- basically a sticky, viscous version
of petroleum. And back in the Pleistocene, these asphalt
pits were a textbook example of a predator trap. The pits simply trapped any animals that made
the mistake of wading into them. And once trapped, those animals’ distress
calls would draw predators to the scene. But then, the predators would get stuck too
– just like that wolf I told you about -- and then their calls would in turn summon even
more predators. As a result of this grim dynamic, dire wolves
are the most common fossil found at La Brea, bar none, with more than 4,000 individuals
found so far. That’s more than mammoths or saber tooths
or even today’s ubiquitous coyotes. And with so many fossils at their disposal,
paleontologists have been able to find outan awful lot about Dire wolves. For one thing, we know a lot about their true
size. The average dire wolf was about 60 to 68 kg,
which is 20 kg heavier than the average of their close cousin, the Gray Wolf. And it’s about 45 kg heavier than the average
Coyote. But even though Gray wolves and Dire Wolves
were very different in their average weight, they were probably quite similar in height
and length. Dire wolves were just stockier, with stronger
bites and broader faces – a bruiser of a wolf. It’s likely that packs of dire wolves hunted
bison, camels, horses, and other large Pleistocene animals – though probably not adult mammoths. I mean, Dire wolves were big, but not that
big. But the bones at La Brea can even tell us
how dire wolves hunted. And how hard it was on their bodies. Bone injuries in fossils tend to look like
areas of strange texture – bumpy and overgrown, or with pitted surfaces where bone is normally
smooth. Some bone injuries leave marks that are so
distinct that scientists can even diagnose specific diseases – like tuberculosis in
mammoths, or infections caused by a blow from a Stegosaurus’ tail. Which actually has happened. And many of the dire wolf bones at La Brea
turn out to be pathological, meaning they show signs of things like infections, disease,
or some sort of developmental deformity. And among those pathological bones, 2% are
the result of trauma, like fractures. And one of them is that bone I told you about:
LACMHC 8291. Signs of trauma in dire wolves tend to be
in the ankle, the wrist, or the neck. Which are typical of pursuit predators. So this suggests that the wolves were getting
hurt while chasing down and subduing their prey. And dire wolves in La Brea also have a lot
of broken teeth. This probably came from eating the bones of
their prey. The bones of big herbivores contain a lot
of fat, juicy marrow. And while dire wolves didn’t have the jaw
strength of their cousins, the borophagines, they could still crack open bones. That marrow was just worth the risk of breaking
some teeth. And even the unusual number of dire wolves
at La Brea tells us a lot about their behavior. About a third of all the specimens at La Brea
are Canis dirus. So either they were just incredibly common,
or, more likely, they were the sort of animal that hunts down animals in distress: pack hunters. I mean, it’s not every predator that hears
an animal in distress and decides to check it out. In Africa today, about 85% of the predators
that respond to playback tapes of animals in distress are social predators, predators
that hunt in packs. And hunters tend to respond to these sounds
in groups, because they might need backup to fight off other hungry predators that were
drawn to the same sound. Which is pretty clever. At La Brea, this behavior is reflected by
the fact that about a third of the dire wolves found in the pits were juveniles -- puppies,
following their pack to learn how to hunt. ..I can't believe you're making me talk about dead puppies But maybe one of the most interesting insights
into the behavior of dire wolves from La Brea is an abundance of a small, rarely fossilized
bone called a baculum. A baculum is, quite simply, a penis bone. Not all animals have them, as you’ve probably
surmised, but carnivores, rodents, and many primates do. And about 400 bacula of Dire wolves have been
preserved at La Brea – which has allowed us to study their size and shape for clues
into their mating behavior. A dire wolf baculum is about 15 cm long, and
1.5 to 2 cm thick. That’s 2 and a half times as thick as the
baculum of a gray wolf, and it's 1.5 times as long. Or, if you prefer, it's 5 times as large by volume! So, why was this unusually large piece of
equipment necessary? Well, it probably had to do with pack structure. Among Dire wolves, males and females were about
the same size, just like we see in most modern canine species. And they were probably forming packs with equal
numbers of males and females, again, like modern wolves do today. So, males had to compete with other males
a lot for access to breeding females. But we know from their sheer numbers that
dire wolf packs were probably larger than those of modern wolves. And we also know that larger packs mean more
competition for mates. And: modern animals that experience more male-to-male
competition typically have larger bacula. For example, the largest of these bones by
far belong to walruses, which live in groups of up to 20,000 during mating season. And their bacula can be 45 to 60 cm long. Wait Why'd the music stop? I'm not making a joke. You think I'm going to say something? I have nothing to add. Let's just carry on, shall we? Longer bacula can help a male compete, because
they’re associated with what’s called prolonged intromission, or longer periods
of copulation. This helps keep other males from having access
to the female. But having a wider baculum is thought to offer
a different advantage. And that is, fights between males can break
out during the act of mating– and fighting while copulating can cause your baculum to
… snap. Having a thicker baculum means you’re less
likely to get injured during mating, so you can mate successfully and pass on your genes. And, sure enough, of the 400-some bacula found
at La Brea, only 8 show signs of injury and rehealing. And one of them … was that same specimen
that belonged to the hero in this story, LACMHC 8291. This bone is a baculum, and it not only fractured,
it was broken in half. And then, the fractured segment of bone got
turned around, and re-fused at an angle. So yeah. That’s why I said that particular male wolf
had done a lot of living. He’d … seen some stuff. But the point is, overall, Canis dirus had
far fewer broken bacula than you’d expect -- evidence that these wolves were well-adapted
to a lifestyle where sexual competition was fierce. As we’ve mentioned before, proving any sort
of group behavior in the fossil record is really hard. But we’re able to do exactly that for the
biggest wolves that ever lived, because of the massive sample size at La Brea and other
places. Thanks to those sticky pits of asphalt, we
know that dire wolves were truly big, really mean to each other during mating, could crack
open bison bones, and, by all accounts, were very successful during the Pleistocene. Yet despite that, they went extinct at the
same time as most of the Pleistocene megafauna – around 10 to 11 thousand years ago. The reason for that extinction, as you know,
is hotly debated. Was it caused by a fast-warming climate? Or the appearance of human hunters? Or both? No matter the cause, during that time, many
of the biggest herbivores went extinct, leaving the dire wolves with less food. Without large prey, and without being able
to adapt to smaller prey, to compete with smaller canines like coyotes and gray wolves,
the dire wolves disappeared. That’s why today, they’re only found in
museums, like the one in Los Angeles where LACMHC 8291 is still housed. It remains today as a reminder of that narrow
window of often-dire times, when the dire wolves lived and thrived. Thanks for joining me again today! And extra-big thanks to our four eontologists,
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Dog dick bone.
I am very thankful humans don’t have dick bones.
I wonder if it was difficult to urinate with a fractured baculum? Lots of the bad kind of swelling.
Talk about big dick energy.
The title is also the plot of Game of Thrones lol
Weren't they huge?
Don't murder me!