Life of a pilot

[Music] congratulations guys you graduated pilot now go back refund the 100K debt you have help me security please put your belongings in the containers you can go stop we will need to check deeper stop again we will proceed to check your bags wait a minute here is my Visa and general declaration please look at the camera thank you here are the documents what's up Moon I'm happy to see you I hope you are ready for the flight no I'm not we have another 10 hours long flight with one day stop and a jet lag of 7 hours this company is a joke and best of all we're Landing in cath Mando one of the hardest airport and Landing procedures yes but you're just the co-pilot so you will be playing Candy Crush anyways yes [Music] indeed your seat 32d sir welcome on board thanks dude I really hope no one sits next to me I'll have two or three seats for the price of one landing gear down three grain lights emergency lights armed alternate flaps off Window heat on pre-flight checklist is complete thank you you want me to do the passengers announcement no don't worry I will do it this time dear passengers and welcome on board on flight 3905 to destination CMU time of flight is 10 hours 35 minutes outside temperature is 95° with Sunshine expected thank you very much dude look at Bitcoin it crashed another 15% in 1 [Music] hour V1 [Applause] rotation dude the 747 is absolutely beautiful the arrival will be painful I was wrong earlier today we're landing at 5:00 a.m. and taking off the same day at 5:00 p.m. rest is equal to duty now like if everything was normal yes I know all the rest days after flight considered as day off yes Chad hey co-pilot Moon I'd like to know if you want something to eat or to drink it's fine for me thanks Chad and you wack do you want something I would like to drink apple juice but is it free of course not it's taken from your salary do you still want something this is pathetic mate paying for your own food while working we already have lowquality uniforms the crew changes every time as well as the rosters I'm basically flying for free until I pay back my training yes I know I have been doing this for 20 years now Zuma 227 cleared the land Runway 28 right parking brake set standby power switch off final checklist is complete it was a pleasure flying with you see you tomorrow [Music] stop stop again here is my Visa and general declaration may I help you sir yes could you bring me to the air crew hotel please are you sure it's 1hour drive from here what do you mean what I mean is that they changed the two stars Hotel recently so it's no longer near the airport but far away in the countryside and I was amazed by his talent he was able to cook 10 kg of pter can you stop talking please I'm trying to concentrate do not be disrespectful wake up wake up man dude it's time to go what happened why are you sleeping in the airport it's because the hotel was too far from the airport I only had like 5 hours maximum in between the two Flo lights if we count the taxi the procedures and getting ready so I slept in the airport again yes I know that very well that's why this time I booked a hotel at my own cost divide hey Mo can you please stop playing Candy Crush we're switching air space class we need to contact traffic air control they can't know we are gaming in the cockpit yes don't worry Seattle approach zoer 227 20 M Southwest of Seattle V at 7,500 on Route Arlington request Transit class Bravo airspace Zuma 227 Seattle approach sork 3121 died it dude what the hell this radio is not working again I know it's always the same finally we are arriving I can't poop on these toilets okay we're back it was a pleasure working with you for 2 days me too see you soon for the simulator the line check theoretical and medical exams it's happening soon

Channel: Zero Budget Stories

Views: 2,264,196

Keywords: wojak, mooner, meme, pilot, life of a pilot, aviation, plane, airport, cabin, passengers, crew, aircrew, steward, chad, boeing 747

Id: 4d-S-p9-8M0

Length: 6min 53sec (413 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 05 2023