Life as a Mermaid ▷ Full Movie ▷ Season 2 (All Episodes)

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey hello you want to go for a swim I'd love to um but I can't hey he can't swim I can't hold on to you I'm a lifeguard that's not really what I think um I'm a mermaid with a tail and you're not gonna want to be around me anyway so I'm just gonna rip that band-aid off real quick your mermaid radical so you want to swim wait what I asked you you're not freaking out uh-huh you're just a different kind of person than me I have a friend who's like Swedish but we still hang out my name is Lee and Wow [Music] Madison do you want to go get something to eat [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] look Stanford oh it's it's Stan listen Spanish okay you're falling asleep on the job you gotta straighten yourself oh yeah yeah got it now go serve those tuna melts aye aye captain good work today's daily oh thanks for hammer I'd really appreciate that you know I just couldn't ask for a better boss [Music] Astrid how was Isis tell me about the fish well you know it's nice to see you too how's your mom my mom's doing great whatever you're still cold which uh well the fish I met her here at this restaurant and was this okay about a month ago but I figure if I keep coming back she likes the spot so she has to do this stupid plan make a better one okay well since you asked so nicely Plan B I know a guy that works at the oceanographic institute he actually invented his tuna meal for the man with a plan okay it's a man hi yeah so we're kind of in the middle I thought I'm Stanley yeah nice to meet you I'm a waiter seen that mermaid lately he has not oh well that's a shame because I've seen her few times lately and tell us everything okay all right now okay so so so art Selleck is real - oh my gosh totally yeah but they're not native to this climate so what about sirens are real do know that that's just a myth you know the crab people they're real sweet okay after the magical Eagle III wouldn't got a milkshake Cinda she is you fried it we eat one right that's better the one in the wheelchair I told you my plan would work yeah that's hurt you know what she's a friend of mine what hey Madison Shh listen carefully this is what you're gonna do well I took this Californian curve down south and I set myself up and I've been living here ever since bodacious and what about the wheelchair where'd you get that magic right duh just like the mirror say I'm having a party on Friday and I hate Madison oh boy how's it going who's this family we just like some food oh of course yes no food food is great what can I get you two vegetarian we have water the two of those please coming right up Stanley I am so sorry oh my god oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry please just go just go all right are you okay yeah I don't know something's not right we should go how come it's just that waiter gives me the creeps gotcha that's wrong did you see that yes I did so good whatever you say it just worth millions oh yeah Jillian's okay there they go all right let's go out back I'm gonna hold him down you know now we wait and follow where they going oh I can guess where we going okay Stannis where you going sorry that we had to leave so early but it was a really big pleasure meeting you likewise so there's a party in my place Friday night maybe dope if you were there I'd like that I'll text you the address and be there being you know not there I'll see you later hello hello Madison where have you been oh good mom and dad will you home right now hey sis [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] it's getting late I'm not going mom and dad sent me here to take you back and they told me not to let you peer pressure me again besides you were supposed to give that mirror back it's a magical teleportation device and it shouldn't be used for brushing your hair or dyeing your tail do you like it kind of Capri oh it's dumb come on Valerie it's a party yes it's a human party yes a human party if they're not gonna bite but like dad says we're not all either have you been to a sushi restaurant y'all get it all evil I think you bought this crush go to your head it is not a crush guys and girls can be friends okay and besides if you don't come with me and I get kidnapped by the CIA and dissect it in some type of government lab mom and dad would be really mad at you Madison [Music] it's not what I signed up for jedd only needs to develop what he knows dealing you're in the world found are fish I get party invitation from surfer man how'd you do that I use feminine wiles I'm sorry that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard Staley come on I'm coming Jed I'm counting all right there's a Dorian are going the back we are going here's that we are not this close Rose sorry sums I'm sorry you good you good no I'm good crystal so what are we doing we catch the motor maids then we send the medics for vidiians yelling sorry isn't that just a little immoral it's nothing water it's just unethical here it's just an ethical don't be a [ __ ] Stanley [Applause] [Music] yeah [Music] the water smells bad it's just the chlorine it's only poisonous if you drink it what if these on our tails how long's we stay in the pool to keep a little profile just think we okay hey guys mermaids are here saddest I'm the mermaid I told you about when she was real Todd is your sister uh yeah this is my sister Valerie um but we'd like to keep the whole mermaid thing gum low down right on yo dude don't tell anyone else you storm her for sure do you see them I see nothing alright well we can just go back in there oh go ahead around a little bit look around for she knows you I go along you're gonna go alone what should we do yeah yeah stay here well gee we'll just do what we do best hunter stay here I'll stay here oh you stay here you'll stay here yeah look at me only I can make fun of her you start here here so you guys assistance right so does that mean you like come from the same egg that's a really cool tattoo where did you get it yeah it's a dragon cool yeah I'm super into dragon's spirit animals a dragon born near the Dragons super in anything dragon related really you've got to be kidding me no not a lot of people think that dragons my rooms for the safety they're not no a dragons got these four legs and these wings and the wirings got these two legs and these wings with these claws ago like oh I love direct but I'm just trying to figure out exactly whoa how are you everywhere oh hey you not NAT right I'm cool like the bunk um Matt this is my sister oh great there's two of you did you know that everywhere I go your sister shows up and ruins things for me yeah she's good at that it's like every guy I talked to they just ditch me and they go talk to her tell me about it it's obnoxious I thought mermaids didn't eat fish shrimp and fish they're weird bugs she's here get the net your sister seems kind of not chill if you pardon my saying no she she's just nervous you know what she realizes people aren't so bad chill is enough yeah no I get it man I mean I'd be nervous too if I was in your shoes we're paying for it shoes is fine gotcha it's gnarly though giving us a chance I mean I bet I couldn't survive in your world no you'd rub exactly so your friends really don't mind us being mermaids at all no way we don't stigmatize on minority groups man really that's awesome you know you're the first guy who's really accepted me for who I am thank you and welcome [Music] and then the second I find someone who won't ditch me for a mermaid he dumps me for a synchronized swimmer yo no way I know men right hey so you're moving um yeah do you know any dragons No [Music] [Applause] how do you stand humans the same way you stand other mermaids that humans are so messy have you seen Deadliest Catch oh no honey that's reality TV it's not real most humans are kind of okay lying why him yeah well game starting now yeah sure right keep it keep it well maybe I'm just being too judgmental maybe mustard good [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh no no no no no you catch the moment ah no by digging this guy okay I know he's on a mermaid don't give me that face but he does have a cool tattoo and I kind of chars art alright it's Charizard what look there's there's no way to grab it with all those people around alright yes I must catch it in a natural habitat water so Plan B Plan B Plan B Plan B Marion B Plan B all right here we are Plan B Plan B Plan B Plan B what are we doing at an office building seriously what did nobody read my napkin the glanza my friend will works in there and he's been developing a device for years that I think will be perfect for your positive news with tracker in building yes I'm positive okay he carries it with him everywhere it's basically like his girlfriend perfect Oh little infant man you come with me that's you ah yes jet you stay here maybe wait you're just not gonna know who you guys are though that's the point Oh what are you gonna do use your feminine wiles against where if I get arrested no no okay all right all right I'm coming you stay here yeah yeah yeah you stay here used to hate I'll just stay here by myself Oh [Music] Madison Madison Madison what let's go well so mush we weren't supposed to be here all night whoops well did you meet anyone cool besides her no not really Madison uh I have nothing in common with these people all they talk about is snapchat and but bass drop and something about booty wanting a lot of booty what what is booty it's just part of their culture so I guess trashing their surroundings as part of their culture too they're gonna clean up okay and then what it's gonna go in the oceans where we live well you know what I am sure that they wouldn't just want to clean up this house I'd like to clean up the whole Beach too oh yeah right Liam oh yeah yeah for sure hey guys who's totally down to help us clean up the beach yeah Chris I know you are lab right not what it's too early guys think about it what do we do before we party we clean the house what can we totally do after we clean the beach beach party beach party [Applause] [Music] [Applause] good morning well oh you're here early dolls oh no not yet Hey ready to engage I don't know we haven't even started holding hands yet shut up and go but can you shave their destruction me why why do I got to do the distraction cuz I have to get the track I thought I was getting the tracker we don't discuss that we never discussed any of this I'm just good fine [Music] that's a great plan be patient hi okay help you with something yeah Hank why are you about to thank you thank you thank you [Music] [Applause] okay okay okay we did not say we were gonna hurt people [Music] [Music] we got the trap oh god the truck okay okay Judy we gotta go we got it go [ __ ] okay let me have it go let's go how did you let's go how did you get okay how did you get a we we may have hit will over the unemployed oh yeah how does this thing work did you try turning it off and turning a lot again that's what my mom always does by miles turn left cut just a fish boys and whatever you are yeah I could have sworn more people signed up for this well maybe they hadn't jumped on that party boat they'd be here at least we still got those two you go guys yeah it's gonna take forever if it's just the two of us hey throw the planet right [Music] yeah guess wheelchairs don't really work in the sand it is kind of nicer doing this I guess see told you not all humans event heylia hey what's up do you mind taking me down to the water my skills are a little dry right on thank you I'll be back [Music] man is not trash hey humans are really messy [Music] can you hear that sounds pretty close [Music] not worry then watch out what now [Music] God we got her dude - marry Magnum we got ourselves every daughter did plan wait baby please here we go yeah we got the wrong mermaid there is no such thing as wrong with me madam its environment it's worth billions we strive to the book let me go let me go I have to go laughter at us and they're already good he has my sister I have to go Masen they're gonna vote cancer as fast as a boat wait can you can she no no she can't oh I like that other mermaid it's cool it's shoe come on oh no it's not chill okay they took sister and there's nothing I can do about it you're gonna be cool yeah this is nothing we can handle this right now yeah yeah we can do something the three of us can handle this how I know a guy [Music] [Music] so where does the sky work in the valley we'll take top a.m. we'll be there in no time and you can help right I'm not doing this for nothing we need to know we don't have that much time don't worry ladies don't worry nothing will go wrong [Music] something went wrong hey Valerie no need to fear Stanley is here and I brought you some mermaid food okay hang on hey I got you I got you I got you and Oh 300 is that enough I mean I can never tell these days cuz I once had a betta fish and I totally killed it by overfeeding boys let me go I'm sorry I can't do that alright you can't argue with the bus but hey listen I got you some things that mermaids love you know gadgets gizmos whose it's whatsit thingamabobs you know you name it take your pick I got like this thing I also have this thing me I don't know and uh and then Hey look jedd even has a mixed one I want that one what the mixtape no I want that one uh-oh I guess I would have gone for the who since but no middle sorry wait why not what didn't do don't know but that she wants you so much as [ __ ] not happens getting into vans one is a fan all right we hang out here what are we doing effluence I find five as black market fish dealers those are a thing many people want to rare fish restaurant collector aquarium fisherman wants to say we copy themselves beautiful thing whatever you say and we are crystal all right comfortable no but all right all right better you need a pillow don't you all right she needs a pillow she needs a pillow hey hey this mermaid a pillow or something she's been through a lot why not any time now someone will pass by hey how are you holding up not valium oh yeah right now how's it coming do you know cool Hey it's gonna be okay Valerie he's gone and we are stuck in the middle of nowhere it's not gonna be okay we'll find her I promise but first I gotta find cell service oh look a bar oh no that's my battery we have low battery Valerie Ally I got it Valon Oh Astrid Astrid Astrid come on wait stop rolling god it's just when you need to him he's getting ships [Music] Valarie Valarie belly don't you dare throw that simple Valerie stop it oh my dear chicken what is this well yes again and you lose your faith do you understand do you need a hand we don't really have cars under the sea but you know I could always try and hell no I'm fine thank you [Music] I taught myself how to do this really yeah my brothers bet me I couldn't so I proved them wrong listen I just wanted to say thank you you know for helping me out in everything because I know that everything in the beginning wasn't really that great between us very weird don't thank me thank Liam he's the one with a big heart small brain but a big heart yeah still you didn't have to help neither did he that's what I love about Liam he's the kind of friend to go anywhere in the world with I get Liam Liam come on let's go oh come on I just go through to dolly yeah sorry man I don't think we're gonna need you anymore oh yeah I know no I know hey listen um I'll get a flood tomorrow just for you man later [Music] hi hi do you know of wheels here uh well who well my friend um works here I wish um scientist quiet uh I mean he doesn't like people much oh that will oh ok so what do you want to do is go down this hallway to the elevator you go to the second floor you go up you make a left then a right go down that hallway you make another left and another right go straight down and his office will be right on the left [Music] thank you have a good day so right left the elevator [Music] William yeah not you William Oh how's it going my man uh very poorly it's not the best time come on man spread some love please we need your help that's none of my business is it now leave me alone we won't be long man I just need to pour with your thing what thing you know the magic tracker thing you built the simulacrum organism tracker yeah you know the thing who are these people I'm Madison and this is net I'm not I've heard tell me what the thing does man well it zeroes in on the biological silhouette of an organism and can be used to track its coordinates he means you can find an animal based on the shape it's rad I was using its track whale migrations but you can't have it well why not cuz it got stolen that's lame man who do that well obviously I don't know can this tracker be used if I'm mermaids mermaids aren't view I think the same person who stole the tracker also kidnap my sister if you help us maybe we can help you too not a chip person okay but so you're your sister Madison do you think she's into me ok because ok she's been throwing me a lot of mixed signals but you know there's this one time we were when we were in the Oasis we locked eyes and then just like just like that you know I felt it I felt it you know but I don't want to like pressure her or rush her and Denny seemed unreal yes I realize that you suck right what more people are people to you helped kidnap me and that makes you a bad person you are objectively a bad person sorry well do you guess me anything nope okay I would like a water please there who's not menacing Baltic woman she looks more Scandinavian to me no I've never seen her before okay okay oh my god it is that creepy little waiter of course that creepy waiter it's always the way here someone want to clue me in who is - the caddy come on hey hey hey no no no wait I don't understand it was here last week oh look a clue oh that's shoe him ah hey get away from that thing it's my cooking shoe I got a bird egg frying in the stake yeah that's still good well this place shut down pretty quickly after I lost my only employees wait aren't you the manager yeah I was until your buddy Stan else just ran off and didn't return the employee uniform and then this business shut down faster than you can say stat and now I'm here life strange isn't it this Stannis was he accompanied by a tall and timid ating Nordic woman norty that's it yeah yeah yeah yeah he was yeah oh and that bearded hipster guy who was always ordering tuna melts Jeb JEB Chet oh you know jet yeah whoa he was a friend of mine please work at the Institute I haven't seen him in years wait he knew about the tracker we didn't he must've told Stanley and the scary lady flannel-wearing tuna melt eating monster use this what's gonna happen I don't have friends anymore I don't think that's why wait do you still have his number because we could call him no do you have an idea what's that that's my phone man Oh this is how we find jet loading best friend finder app searching for jed located in antarctica there already so far how are you supposed to catch up located in Bangladesh ok they move fast located in Jersey Shore you why would he go there maybe they're rerouting their location oh it's not that smart here let me turn on my hot spot recalibrating located in Reseda five miles away there see he's close come on [Applause] lose this and I will take all purpose from your life phone don't move I'll be back I wanna show he's up to overcomplicate things you know it's always like have a plan do clerk you know move up in worlds like chillax like what if I just want to go with the flow yes yes that you just get me Stanley okay what is she even doing over there she's probably on the phone with like some parent corporation giant conglomerate it's gonna make us jump through some fiery hoops just to get a really small payday why go through all that when we can just sell it right there you mean at that sushi shop yeah that would simplify this yeah yeah simplify baby yeah he literally so down with your species hey you yeah yeah you really told her that I'm yeah you did I know I did oh hey look she's not looking come on let's go I will come by today 3 p.m. I'll bring the mermaid yes don't worry I'll bring her alive god they were so bad this mine you guys want to find him or not my track is really important to you huh it's my life's work I had the idea when I was a little kid and I've been working on it ever since so what else do you do that's cool sciency Stefan how is this relevant okay how did you and Liam meet let's fill the questions well how else are you supposed to get to know someone I usually don't well thank you you know for helping us must seem kind of strange to thank someone for being selfish hello fish I really just want my tracker back yeah I don't believe that my sister does this sometimes that's what pretend she wants to be alone and really she just wants a friend you know it's funny it's usually the quietest people who just want to be heard so it's this way right [Music] let's go nice way and jet so we just left Valerie in the car oh that's okay don't worry about it you sure yeah I mean asteroids out there a plus two she's a stupid fish I think she's know how to get out of a van humans can do it so can i Stanley I just I just need you to use your head sometimes yeah Stanley oh my gosh no easier we're now this guy from that's why ol boss the manager manager you think my name's manager it's Robert what you don't remember oh right yes right hey of course well okay well listen here Richard we need to talk to your manager I am the manager well you work here too yeah after you took my only employee the cafe business went under so I had it demolished huh yeah then my wife left me and took the kids so I had to take out a second mortgage on the house and after being homeless on the streets for a couple of days I opened this restaurant oops you got to move fast if you want to survive in this world that's what I always said you know he's right you do I mean fast I might save my life one day I mean let's get real here Mike yeah but anyway uh you know in the spirit of your recent comeuppance I think we have a deal that will really sparked your interest oh well it will it will genna's within range under squats when did Jed become a terrify nice landing woman his phone Liam oh he was the creep who knocked you out they must have taken Valerie inside quick [Applause] [Music] I'm talking huge fish here I'm talking massive fish so big big who knows Oh how does the big as b-but like around my around right yeah it's like this big yeah that's a fish that big that's we're selling or a half-human half-fish me how am I gonna sell there it's really up to you at that point mean you could put in some stew maybe get the talk path a nice pair of legs let's you know that's on you man what you should be asking is how are you not gonna sell this all right deal really Wow good it was easy yeah Plan B he just sold Valerie to my own boss we are absolutely not selling the mermaid to a crummy little fish restaurant oh hey yeah now you just being five stars it's not a Denny's either you know yeah I just got off the phone with a vent fish a visit with the Avengers it van were bad they out there serozha do you come with subtitles do you know what replies when they said surprises uneventful vendor I can you see so I mean come on meeting her at 3 p.m. she wants to buy our fish for millions millions Millie's grew this guy this guy is offering us $12.99 yes yes not their dollars anymore Madison how did you guys find us best friend finder app boom don't tell them that oh I knew I was gonna gret download that app way to go Jen look I'm sorry bro oh are we cool no we're not cool and I'm not your bro I want my tracker back yeah and I want my sister oh look okay no one's taking the fish alright I mean I'll pay at least double what I quoted earlier no nobody is buying my sister can you guys believe this you know I might be port fish but I am Park human too and that makes me a person that makes me matter he's not just buying a fish he's buying a life a conscious creature with a family yeah that weird fish girl is right he should be ashamed of himself for even thinking about buying her I say that we boycott this restaurant business ah absolutely [Music] are you kidding me Jack and failed chat is offline geez not bodacious not booth anxious I mean [Applause] and his phone hello hey I have your weird little kids I hate guys say yeah we'll trade him for my sister [Laughter] hey shut up thank you oh now tell me where did it take my sister Stanley listen dude you're gonna talk now okay or else we're gonna make you feel not so rad and we're gonna sit you in a less comfortable chair and we'll give you a food hiding cart listen kid you little freaky talk or we're gonna turn your head inside out and use it as a chili bowl okay maybe that was a little bit severe I'm trying something I already have a chili bowl if you want chili we can use use that Oh guys this isn't working well come on we're supposed to be scaring him yeah he's supposed to think this is like a dungeon or something yeah I don't think he's buying it oh oh no I was yeah told you it'd work well okay we might be taking this a little bit too far but he knows where my sister is and now he's going to escape yeah Stanley hmm Stanley right yeah don't escape okay all right yeah he's not going anywhere this is it yes that is a mermaid mammoth it's a sort of aliens yes um maybe maybe it's a mermaid well yes it's a decent man it's just a bit dim bit small really small she's just petite all right small or not this still madly it's still a mermaid my dear I came to a very exclusive clientele wealthy collectors speciality restaurants and licensed aquariums why does it become the top name in the black market fish department without being precise Tamar made but it's not sure it's the right mermaid do you understand I understand a word you're saying is motormate oh it is it isn't if you get my drift um no I'm sorry not interested wait we can get you another one to my mates ductwork we'll get you another moment okay two moments so we gotta get the other one now because this one wasn't hard enough baby instead okay whatever billions okay Stanley I need you to watch this movie and take note but how the mermaid she is good and the people who capture her they are bad say what now oh yeah gotcha [Music] hey what's the movie I think he likes it how's the has the pool it's alright it's not a specialist the ocean less salty though true definitely not a salty and there's no sharks yeah but sharks have it out of it that's what I always thought [Music] so uh Liam uh you you and Liam Howard how's that what about us how do you know each other what are you suggesting nothing nothing I was making conversation well then how did you and via me ah now he's suggesting things uh we met at school mm-hmm right you mermaids are always so skeptical oh whatever mainly a met at the beach horse but uh even though kind of could have turned out to be something uh bridges fence yeah [Music] Wow Wow what a great film you know 10 out of 10 just the right amount of Tom Hanks you know I mean just what more do you want yeah and uh did you happen to like the part where the dorky guy who helped the bad guys capture the mermaid just you know realized he was wrong so he decided to help the mermaid escape with Tom Hanks yeah don't yeah I know that was a great part loved it good stuff so you're gonna talk now now Oh Stanley what they're my friends I cannot betray my friends here they tried to sell my sister to a sushi restaurant and they're probably out there right now just trying to sell her to some place that's way worse if you don't help us she's going to die yeah yeah I mean that's that's bad but I mean have any of you thought about how I feel about all this we don't get Hey let him talk Stanley how do you feel well when I was a little boy my only friend in the whole wide world was this very very beautiful imaginary mermaid named Karen G Neiman Stein she had this beautiful long rainbow hair and she could control the tides with her singing and then I realized I gotta grow up so I left I left behind everything that I knew and I moved to the great great great city of Los Angeles to be a waiter and in my conquest to move up in the world I realized I had absolutely no time for friends waiting business is a cruel cutthroat world that will just eat you alive and then you shut up and all I wanted to do was hang out with you and be your friend and talk about life in an movies and oh my gosh she like slashed you know I Madison what I totally like this you seemed really cool at the time so when when Jed and Astrid showed up what else could I have really done they were the only ones who understood me the only ones you wanted me around I actually felt like I belonged Stanley that was without a doubt the stupidest thing that I've heard in my entire life let me talk to him hey Stanley I I get it and I I get what it's like not to have friends but Jed and Astrid they're not your friends you saw how quickly they abandon you real friends don't do that real friends they do whatever they can to help their friends like how we're trying to help Madison and how Madison is trying so hard to get back your sister these are the friends you want not Jed and Astrid yeah yeah I said you don't get to hang out with mermaids by kidnapping them you have to be a good person and I want to hang out with you [Music] don't look at me nice [Music] Oh [Music] you know I Lobby on we didn't eat for like error in the planning kidnapping your sister you know there just wasn't time for whole be on I'll feel like I got like kidnapped I feel like I got abducted bug be a group of French well half trip not very nice version yesh doesn't really seem like the warm and friendly type right Stanley huh we're really glad that we rescued you and all that but we're trying to find her sister before well you know oh oh right we we we haven't we haven't a damsel in distress to rescue here roommate distress let's not make this a fairy tale I'm here you know if you're a fairy tale probably a founder right now okay uh please mind the mess everyone's no no no I remember doing it um oh of course how could I forget you um oh I got it um no okay it's got to be around here somewhere ah oh no my tracker found it I found it oh four five six Shelton Street we have to go there now uh hold on just just hold on sit [Music] is that tracker the only thing that you care about will just give me a second I don't understand what you're doing out here now that we have the tracker we can go find Valerie she's got a reprogram it we don't have time for this just standing you're tinkering around with something that doesn't need to be tinkered with isn't going to help well you really don't care about anybody else but yourself do you we'll come on don't shut me out feelings are temporary Madison people care and and then they don't first you're somebody's friend and then all of a sudden it's just there's just no consistency I don't have time for this you can't just do equations and numbers and expect everything to work out well it works for me it doesn't work for me no if you can't even show that you care at all then I'm do you want me to show you that I care about yes [Music] we um wait a second yeah yeah thanks for proving my point that's not what I meant what I meant was that we're wasting time and that was just wasting more time and I didn't get em up what I meant was Wilk what we are outnumbered it's not good yeah well you're the one that told her we could catch another mermaid what would make you think to say that this is a story about greatness and to be great you need two men mates all right calm down just everybody calm down but what do you wanna do just take out the boat whip another boat mission and catch her we're not gonna hunt for another matter mate so what you want to do mermaids will hunt for a mermaid our good friend will make sure of that oh my god are you talking about Stanley oh my god please still be talking about Stanley your talk about sailing right I'm talking about Stan oh I love San Lee oh where is he he knows where we are and he will lead them right to us yeah well and how do we catch fish yet me personally I like to do a little fly-fishing on the weekend you know we catch fish with bait yeah duh how else do you oh I see what you did that you're talking about this using the sister as bait to get oh that's so good that's sinister I like it you're on fire tonight thank you you're welcome Plan C Lancey so what's our game plan when we get in there we um we it's chill man it's chill I'm thinking we approach an axis it's like we're heading out to the beach and we're trying to see if there are any waves and and we're working out when we get there it helps Jett and Ashley are terrible and making plans to okay who are we meeting with when we get to this warehouse one of their employees you know she does some work behind their backs little black sea trade what Lexi what no no no like like black market trade you know but with sea creatures I gave her $20 to reserve my spot for this crack and that she just brought it look cracking it will they're not Bellary salary come on come on come on should I hit her bro I'm just planning ahead guys no it's not anyway good sale right dawg the take man leave us alone guys nice Liam buddy wake up we got a bit of a problem here this is not chill man you think well we're stuck in an island on an island on a night on an island on and on and I Leon and I on an isle not the time guys sorry sorry we're doing it we're doing it we sell these mermaids for billions you're not excited about this is the whole plan and everything so this is it one two mermaids dos hermanos yes take a closer look yes this can work never cut my quote though by half that seems fair huh yeah I mean what half why stress and emotional damages I've been in contact with a very wealthy dictator he only wants happy mermaids for his collection so steepler melts into smiles then my dear I have standards he'll take one unhappy mermaid and I'll sell the other to a national organization do you murmurs destabilize a government half-price we had further thief we get full price or you get nothing okay I love doing business with you okay pop hi thanks for stopping by have fun a 60% whoa whoa what and doctoral win this it's magic so we've seen this could work lovely to have you back on board all right the check out right now come whoa 60% okay first of all great job to go she's getting real proud of you um I still get my half right you kept nothing you can't do that I cannot do that I didn't stutter yes oh they told me I could not bankrupt an entire nation here we go they told me you cannot dismantle Soviet Union they told me I cannot catch a matter mate and I caught - I know but you wouldn't have even caught one if it wasn't for old jet here so you can't just cut me out I've come to the world of business jet you have to watch out for numero no what what about honor among thieves and since when do you even speak Spanish what yeah oh okay hey guys how's it going uh so Astra just walked out she told me to tell you that I should handle the money so you can't write the check to me let's go Jimmy D guys even the goons what a day [Music] yeah [Music] I got way out I get over here what are you doing you're taking too long man you want to catch something you got a face like the Asian folding this Polynesia I thought you were vegetarians finding you catch you're all sides sustainable sustainably oh my god would you stop arguing if we're gonna die here I'd rather not spend my last moments listening to you - you know what - we don't need your negativity right now yeah yeah dad who's gonna drown drown big weight I've mentally Stanley rolls up anything Liam clamp wait a fight heads up heads up we may have to eat net yeah what go just go just go I got this I got right ten years of fishing school so humans aren't that bad huh look I'm sorry okay I honestly didn't think it was gonna be this bad really you had no idea Valerie I know that you're a what could you possibly see in these people there is a good side and a bad side to everyone and everything and you know humankind is just kind of going through a rough patch right now when it has its flaws yeah theft bribery stealing us and selling us for meat or slavery can you know what more people are not that great either you're not perfect angelfish I've met a lot of really rude and inconsiderate more people in my lifetime and just think about the genocide of the crab people Madison you know what about all the trash all the pollution everything going into our waters honestly I really think that if we could just work with humans if we could show them what they were doing to our planet they would want to change and they wouldn't make that change and we could work together whatever you know what you know those two people who've been helping me natin William they have been doing everything that they can to try and save your tail yeah and where are they now well they they got captured too so we're just fish in a barrel no no will is still out there he's gonna come back for us are you sure about that yeah that's what I thought can I just like agree on one thing human people or Myr people everyone sucks yeah [Music] I love you Val I love you too Madison you want to play iSpy again [Music] see got the tracker Becca oh my gosh maybe spill my chick is doing here dude I'm just enjoying pita chips in your car silently waiting for you it's not weird don't make this weird are those my chips who cares whose chips they are will we're past that at this point look Astrid fired me I know it's crazy I'm such a good employee ah but you know the buyer for the mermaid's drop their price meet mermaids but you've more than one yeah we caught the other one this morning the sister you know her right you have like a crush on her or something a little thing oh shut up I misread that no that's weird it's just weird because I just remember her saying something about she thought you were like heroic and she kind of expected you to come save her from this whole situation that's whatever I guess she misread that huh where are they they're downtown in the warehouse we can go right now if you want we could drive together we cool [Music] so said uh no I'm gonna die here she never gotten involved in this liam hey come on it's bad yeah but it's not like super bad I mean we still got each other all we gotta do is stay strong and we'll survive yeah no you're right yeah should eat Stanley not bodacious that okay what is that you need a dictionary the Sun is getting to you well you came back yeah yeah oh sorry okay so what's the plan you know I actually hadn't thought about that you yeah I don't think we've actually officially met [Music] you should not have come here I should have never cut me out Astrid ah I nailed it we cool look there's the way up magic you're what a very stupid man okay that's my money don't even think about it oh nice where did you send her you know not really sure silly mythical creatures on the black market again when will they learn I'm just gonna be over over that over there over this way you see over here thank you for coming back for us Emily yeah yeah of course you know for a second there kind of like you cared about something it's new I know I like it though okay yeah it's good look onion hmm [Music] you guys are really cute together you know that wood chip Oh [Applause] [Music] all right so you just keep going down this way make a right at the pier pass the buoy that's weird looking kind of like Donald Trump you know orange and like lumpy that buoy that I'm talking about and then keep going but if you hit Amish island you've you've gone too far okay thanks yeah it's the least I could do right and you know why I'm here I just it's hard for me to say I'm sorry so I'm just gonna get over with I'm sorry for all the emotional trauma that have caused and like the personal damage that I've caught you know I'm just I'm just very sorry from the bottom of my cold heart and you know Madison we had a weird first date and that was you know an interesting time for both of us and we've come a long way since then so I just you know good luck with your new I want to say man but I'm gonna stick with boy and uh you know just be good to each other you know you're kind of awful my mom used to tell me that so are we cool yeah yeah we're cool yeah we are that's my bro right there good luck y'all so where you gonna go you know that's a good question usually I'd like to say I just like go where the tide takes me but I'm kind of over the whole ocean thing you know it's been it's been a real drag lately I'm feeling the call to the mountains I might go check out some caverns in the Himalayas you heard of the Himalayas there the mountains they are the mountains well don't kidnap any yetis hmm don't tell me what to do oh and if you guys see Stanley just tell him I love him nice going Bear Grylls oh geez girl don't tangle with me right now Malibu can chill man Oh guys guys guys the magical spirit Eagle say what I got lost wanted to help me find my way home we're safe I gotta say that was some pretty good sphere work now no really I like like you really know how to spear magically okay so I caught this thing so I get first dibs well hang on now I summon the bird I build to the spear Oh big whoop what's the point of building a spear if you don't know how to use it oh hang on now I'm if the bird would be here if it wasn't for me we wouldn't be on this island if it wasn't for you oh my gosh I've set this already I didn't want to be friends with the evil people I wanted to belong nothing in these bad advice I'll be taking on great if we don't get out of here oh my gosh hey Madison hey oh my god you guys are okay I'm you guys naked I thought you were like trapped and stuff well we could get some stuff out didn't need any parts of you not this time okay guys guys this is great and everything but are we going to get out of here well we could walk will how did you get on the island on Islands Peninsula you guys walk around like at all like my cars like right a bit [Music] hi I guess you've had your fair share of humanity huh yeah it's been chaotic I've been I met some good people though yeah too bad I'm not one of them I wouldn't say that so does that mean you'll be visiting soon well I mean I can't really bring you down to my world so no I was already a priority no unless you could breathe underwater hey have been developing a mouthpiece that separates the oxygen in the water wait really no I'm an oceanographer not a chemist don't get my hopes up nobody's looking right sadly now that right there that's a keeper go away okay yes where'd he come from look at how adorable they are Stanley what it looks pretty cute yeah hey hey I'm sorry that I threatened you it's okay it's any consolation I said the same thing about you did what I'm sorry okay we were we were on an island and we're joking it's chill oh my gosh you scared the Mattia you know your species is really weird yeah but we have heart yeah yeah you do I just so wanted to say thanks saving me everything life's alive man okay now you coming are you guys leaving already yeah but we'll be back we're bad guys hey Madison Stanley I have to get back to myself no I know I know that's why I came down here listen I I'm really sorry about what happened Jen and Astrid I shouldn't have helped them I understand thank you for your apology so you're not mad oh no I'm still mad okay but I mean I still forgive me yeah I still forgive you yeah thank God cuz you know yeah no idea how many times was rehearsing this in my head before I walk down haha you're a good person thank you see you around I guess yeah of course and catch you later [Music] [Music] Smila Beach Poly as a sky tonight visit the Deutschland not crystal but this is this is Germany via on the north coast yeah turn my god ocean good air discos Patricia and I ain't references positions all that so fun americana Bollywood gotta wait okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Life as a Mermaid

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Length: 88min 31sec (5311 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 16 2017