LGBTQ+ Tik Toks for when you can’t sit straight

to the incredibly slow walkers who i passed who then said after i passed them i think they're gay you are correct you dare disobey me coraline full metal alchemist full metal alchemist respect the lgbtq or i will cook you it's not just a rhyme it's a threat like stop it's actually painful to watch but let's go what gang you in print [Music] you want to get beat up you can't you can't jack both i look like a moose yes but a very cute moose make all the boy moves go [Music] incredible one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second [Music] so today my student told me that i'm not a boy and i should stop pretending to be one joke's on you buddy i stopped pretending years ago here's the deal i will make you a potion that will turn you gay got that babe now listen this is important you'll remain gay permanently have we got a deal wait let better buy a record it's a [ __ ] lesbian yo i got hecka bands that's the last thing you heard you was gonna ditch me what hat that's so fake you made a plastic if you think 90 degrees outside sitting in the heat is hot imagine what hell it'd be like hashtag speaking from the heart b fletcher you want to get beat up you can't you can't jack both non-binary is not something that you are it's technically something that you're not not binary non-binary so when somebody tells you that they're non-binary they are only telling you that they do not exist within the confines of the gender bi throwback to when i accidentally came out to my older brother at a fireworks store come grab your friends nibbled you may think that our relationship is perfect but actually we're in couples therapy couples hormone replacement therapy are you ready because i don't want to do it before you're ready you're ready you're sure you're ready all right guys are you seeing this they just wiped lazy susan's memory they should have wiped off that awful mascara i think she looks beautiful she's doing the best she can zeus whoa touched a nerve there i just don't get it when people say they like gay people but they just don't support the lifestyle it doesn't make a lot of sense to me well you drink five iced coffees a day and cry yourself to sleep to taylor swift i don't support that lifestyle here comes the boy hello boy welcome there he is he is coming out to my mom and dad was hard but not in a way that's easy to explain it went a little something like this you know we're not mad right i thought i was gay once turns out it was just a cold i have no idea what that means oh your father has a very sparkly sneeze no she's right achoo but it would have been okay if i was gay you know i just worry for your mother what are you gonna do if i get a boyfriend i guess she could move in with us i gotta put him first though okay maybe your boyfriend can cook it feels like we're getting a little derailed from the original topic of i'm scared to be gay being gay is not a boogie oh lesbians see it's not a pookie okay thanks thanks guys [Music] cry over your body feel like you're not queer enough that funny feeling [Music] you're going to hell for being gay hmm so where does it say that in the bible well god did say to reproduce you know maybe he was saying that to people like adam and eve because the population wasn't 7.8 billion back then also with that logic straight people who don't get married or have kids are also going to hell okay but there's verses about homosexuality the first time the word homosexuality appeared in the bible was in the revised standard version published in 1946 this mistranslation was voted on and established by a group of anti-gay conservative christians so the word homosexuality was mistranslated from two ancient greek words malakia which translates as a feministy and arseno koitai which translates as sexual perversion so it was never about being gay it was about the men who neglected their roles of being leaders of their households and perverted men who slept with boys also notice how the bible never says anything about women sleeping with other women how do you not know any of this because i'm a homophobic christian and i prefer to cherry-pick certain things out of the bible to make it more convenient to be hateful [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] so

Channel: Gremlins United

Views: 137,165

Keywords: lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, lesbian, gay, bi, bisexual, pan, pansexual, trans, transgender, mtf, ftm, nonbinary, enby, queer

Id: cdibmL8RYFY

Length: 8min 27sec (507 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 11 2021