Lexi hates Landfall, Infect, and Crabs in Commander! | Shuffle Up & Play 21 | MTG EDH Gameplay

Tap 5 for a return of the wild speaker drawing cards equal to the greatest power I really love that shirt because it implies that garook broke his curse by ripping his shirt off hell yeah I really like gorilla break that break that curse it's garlic I do call him Gary wow that's better than a first name basis right there we have pet names he knows who I am he said he's tall foreign [Music] what's up it's Shuffle up and play today our old favorite classic Commander decks I have asked my guests to bring an old favorite to the table but they're allowed to do a little tune-up if they see fit who have you brought for us today hello everybody my name is boxy and I have crabs uh so long I have sharks three I have sharks no no you were keeping that tank oh excellent well I should be right I have charts the Raging aisle and my deck is full of crabs not myself just a big old o17 crab that's gonna hopefully take down my opponents by the power of pinches you're full of yes indeed okay yep you know uh my name is Alex the otherwise known as micro Mage and I've brought S6 S6 is just a fractal made by some very bad at math students I'm just making tokens and making tokens whatever is on the board so what does your card do Lexi you can't read the card so I can't explain the card okay no I'm joking um my goal is to make a bunch of tokens the first time on my turn like make the most amount of tokens look around the board see what's scary and they make a bunch of that hi I'm Amy median and I'm playing Grace's dirty litter box which is because I like dirt and I like tokens and I'm bringing out an old favorite of mine cassetto arachi archmage this will let me make creatures unblockable if they are snakes they will get plus two plus two I've done a very minor tune-up on this deck over the years it's one of my oldest one of my most favorite and I can't wait to possibly beat you with it here today though that would be the first time shall we Shuffle up and play let's go let's do it absolutely all right this is D I can keep this I got lands I got spells yeah yeah I have so many lands it's amazing bare minimum we forgot to roll for first that's okay now do we need to shuffle our no let's just roll for first yeah okay I rolled a eight eight is great uh ten is better than eight oh poetry five is alive that's also a six okay aren't you like a mathematics computer do I have my degree is great did your roller just putting your die there yeah I'm last yeah I'm last all right I'll just go ahead and draw for turn I'm gonna play a baloney Sandbar comes untapped go ahead let's see I'll go ahead and draw it's okay I'm gonna play a reliquary tower to just go ahead and get that out of the way and pastor what's a hand size I wouldn't know well I'm going to play an evolving wilds and I'm going to crack it snack it and I'm gonna grab a swamp from my library and I'll shuffle my turn oh yes it is all right here we go I've got a wild wild turn one play it's a path of ancestry it comes into play tapped I pass the turn see how fast it is wow yes gaming out of our absolute Lim duel all right come on Gamers let me just keep up the gaming momentum tap two and play a card play nobody's ever Alice schnorn a purple Crystal crab one when it dies I get to draw a card go ahead it's so pretty it is cute it's just a crab I'm gonna go ahead hi I'm gonna go ahead and draw um I'll play a forest I'm gonna tap one for something very fun a soul ring oh Mana nothing to do with that Mana so I passed all righty then tap and I'm gonna grab myself some more lands uh this one's a forest it comes into play and I'm going to tap it for everybody's favorite buddy Steve oh you can sacrifice the Sakura tribe Elder to social library for a basic land card put that card onto the battlefield tap and then shuffle your library why is it called Steve great question all right I'm gonna untap draw I assume you passed the turn to me what that long with that long lingering silence all right I'm going to play an island and we're going to tap that for a sensei's divining Top This lets me look at the top three cards of my library and then put them back in any order and guess what I'm gonna do that right now one two oh three oh this is beautiful beautiful I'm gonna go and do it like that pass to you all right well we'll go ahead and draw I will play another Island I am going to tap two and play a sky diamond enters tapped as well and then I'm gonna combat all right and already baby I will come at you Lexi for one First Blood we'll go down to 39 why not and that's all it is going on for me Lexi would you say you're feeling the pinch there are so many things I could say and that might not be one of them probably just might not be you're the crabs aren't getting too big they'll do that if they're not taking care of probably we are gonna have to take care of this that's right I know I've been trying to for years past oh my gosh uh I'm tapped go ahead and draw I'm gonna play an island and then I'm gonna tap four play curiosity crafter this is a flying three three also gives me no maximum hand size and then whenever a creature token deals combat damage to one of you I get to draw a card it's a cool bird Allen pass turn Okay during the end of your turn I'm going to kill the soccer tribe Albert sacrifice it and get myself another Basic Land please be almond on the bottom dang it they're never on the bottom or I need them to be you're basic that's why you start at the top so perfect Mountain okay I love John because John colors do kill and they do ramp and they do on fire they do it all they do it all simply untap rip soccer tribe Elder you deserved no better and no worse uh now it's time for me to start replaying those lands from the graveyard with Crucible of Worlds uh this extremely well drawn uh card is definitely official was that a secret layer oh yeah this is secret layer Amazonian um you can only get it from my house I have no idea to play this evolving wild from my graveyard which I am going to tap sacrifice and use to get another land to play oh yeah so many lands I like to ramp because then I can cast my commander and also all of the eight or nine or ten Mana spells that are in my deck which is a normal cost to have for your cards no we should all just kill Amy before she gets to do anything all right second yeah all right all right I know where the crabs are going this turn I guess you don't have crabs not yet not yet I think we're all we're all fixing to get some crabs over here oh to me well I'm gonna untap g I wonder what my card is oh no way I don't okay okay and then we're gonna go ahead and play a forest we're going to tap two for a blight Mumba this is a 1-1 infect I can spend two to regenerate it that's a sweet little card don't you think it's innocent don't worry about it don't worry about it I know what my next two cards are but I wonder what my next three are I'm gonna spend one two Divine I don't want those I don't want any of these I wish this let me shuffle my library wouldn't that be cool hey everybody at the table what's your opinion on the fact that you die from 10 infections don't worry about it don't let dude no no no do not listen to the jund player do not listen to the judge player focus on your crabs focus on whatever the hell your commander does no one knows that's the turn Okay the math is mathing over here that's why I have to say you're seeing the numbers all right we're gonna play a rogue's passage oh unblockable crap unblockable crabs that'll catch up to you if you're not our defenses they were meaningless and then I I that has that Dead Touch no it has something okay it doesn't scare me no no no no no no the challenge is the threat yeah a person with absolutely nothing on her board is the threat that's true Crucible of Worlds yeah cool cool it's good to see you I made it myself you wouldn't proxy a car try to draw [Music] uh I'm going to just pass okay I realized I haven't met a thing I wouldn't download I just don't think I would hold myself back from the possibilities I'll download a pub sub I think that what I'm gonna do is go ahead and tap four I'm gonna play I think it's Chariot when it enters a battlefield I create two two green cat creature tokens I've already drawn one I love the cats on this card because they look like my cat and that makes them really special got two of them those are really cool are those infinite tokens no well you should check out it data tokens not a sponsor no on this channel but a really cool person infinite tokens I have a bunch sure you do let's see but we the rest the three of us others at this table like infinite tokens I'm sorry Lexi is not a supporter of the brand I was trying to support you know she's an artist a teacher she's literally a school teacher like what a great person that the rest of us support I'll make it better I can't draw it's a Sharpie I can erase you see the great thing about infinite anyway I get two of my green cat creature tokens um and whenever it attacks as it gets Chariot attacks I create a token of a copy or I take create a copy of a Target creature eye control very cool so that could be happening soon cat car for now she thinks that card is the cat's meow put him puppies the crab stab crab stab haven't you ever seen that that gif of the crack yes oh yes of the crab with the knife battle oh geez uh so I think with my flying I kind of want to fly over top of your crab but also you have infected it's a one one but you said the words blood pressure it's a one one snake and there's nothing to be worried about with just one infect counter right it's a 1-1 snake never mind what's under my hand uh it's totally don't show that walkable sweaty Palms show that on camera please they're just like that um okay I think that I'm going to send my flyer at you oh okay so now we're enemies in the infectile coming you very well I take how much I take how much damage three I hope it was worth it we are now enemies forever all right I take the damage and I hate you I don't professor doesn't hate he just seeks Eddie Petty Revenge yes with love I love creating lifelong bonds it's Petty love Revenge yeah that's exactly what's happening there I will destroy it with in fact anyway go on proud of that try you can try sir [Applause] the flavor failed at the crabs player isn't on in fact that yes that's too adult of a joke you gotta go remake very quickly oh yeah they really do I'm particularly fond of the zero 17 that does so much you'll just give him a minute he just needs some time whose turn is it it's my turn and I'm going to play a mountain bold move yeah you like these basics in your deck I sure as heck do but I'm not playing them now and you'll find out why soon we got one Z two Z series four is a five for my commander Lord wind Grace meow um Lord wind Grace is a planeswalker and what's really really fun about him is he lets me discard cards specifically lands draw cards and then bring plants back from the graveyard to the battlefield he's all about that dirt so I'm going to plus to him to bring him to seven loyalty and I'm going to discard a card it's going to be a fetch land yeah that thing's not worth anything because it's terramorphic expanse we're gonna put that in the graveyard we're gonna draw two cards and that's my turn all right he's untapped I'm going to draw this land that comes into play untapped since I have a forest or an island isn't that sweet isn't that neat you don't have any creatures that's what I want to see because I'm tapping four for a bident of basa it means that if a creature eye control deals combat damage to a player I may draw a card which is very sweet I'm going to attack you for sure no yeah I'm attacking you for one with my blight mamba wait is this not gonna deal combat damage why not damage is dealt but prevented and replaced is this a replacement effect I don't know judge you're the you're the closest person here I don't have a phone judge I mean all I know is everyone told me Amy's very judgy so oh oh okay Professor you you want to deal a damage to me huh you want to deal damage to me I'm gonna say the damage is dealt emotionally and in this game do I draw the card or not it's your call and then draw a card okay this way if it's wrong it's not my fault because I'm not saying what I think it is you think I draw a card if you're wrong a little pop-up of me will come up and say and explain that you're wrong and will probably lie and say I knew she was wrong I don't play with infect so I am making up the rules as I know so do I draw a finance Judge Amy yeah I'm saying Judging Amy I'd say you do and I have a poison counter and that's just how toxic I'm going to be one point of emotional damage that means toxic but do Britney Spears like everybody else will do that that isn't written it's yours that's poisonous [Music] toxic into your turn I am going to impulse sleep impulse oops I'm gonna look at the top four put one in my hand and the other on the bottom or the others on the bottom in any order yeah I will take this one and I will put these on the bottom and I'll go ahead and untap her turn draw I'm gonna play an island I'm just going to anticipate look at the top three of my library I put one on my hand the rest on the bottom in any order it's a lot of crabs and there's really a lot of card drawn this is really kind of it honestly I'm not even lying this is all it does but it's good if you like I do yeah they're all right fishing I'll take I'll take this one which is mostly just killing crabs yeah yeah like filling crabs yeah oh we're not this one though because this is just a big one we'll tap four we're gonna play Char X the Raging aisle it's an o17 150 left really strong on the inside if you pay for you've given plus x minus X and that's the amount of storage I have just currently three strong on the inside that's what you say about like a timid child I'll have you know that my son is strong on the inside she has a power toughness only a mother can love and ask my mother he said he could be currently at 3 14 if I want him to be if I pay three but that's all I've got going for me I'm gonna pass to you Lexie oh my gosh imagine having a power toughness only a mother could oh that's really what he is oh no I'm going to so right 317 would make me really sad um I'm gonna pay a green and a blue I'm gonna play growth spiral uh I get to draw a card put a land card for my hand on the battlefield so it's gonna go to my graveyard I'll drop a card I don't have a land card which is perfectly fine I'm going to move to combat allowing me to uh tap two of my little cat guys to crew my vehicle but whenever I do that I create a token copy of a Target token I control just gonna make more candy yeah so we're going to do a cute little two of them are fighting one of them has Summoning Sickness like that makes sense this is now crude and I'm going to swing it at I I do think I'm fine with you hitting my commander I think the first thing you did you did point it yourself and then yeah then you went to profit so I do think I'm gonna have to swing at Lord weight Grace me ouch okay fine he goes down to three loyalties yeah it's not that bad my little car didn't drive didn't hit you so I just have to pass turn that was some mighty big talk about getting rid of my snake I guess I should consider you the threat I don't know why you haven't this whole time but it's like I like to be quiet that's why I wouldn't know anything about it I'm just I'm just hanging out she's just happy hi if you're you're Vibes are so Exquisite right now with these crabs yeah large small Sunset yeah my little guy so I mentioned before I'd really like to make um tokens so oh no we're gonna start doing that but first we gotta plus up this year Lord wind Grace and I'm going to discard a forest to draw two cards we're gonna use Crucible worlds to play that forest from my graveyard onto the battlefield and now it's time to cast a big funky chunky spell it's my last World sculptor this is a five five Elemental when he enters the battlefield I create a zero one green plant token for each basic land I control you're wondering Amy why is it all Basics it's cause of this guy also landfall whenever land enters the battlefield I put four plus one plus one counters on eggplant I control so let's get our plants on I'm a gardener my one one snake is not the threat people you're right plant it's obviously Lexi it's this green guy threatened my snitch yeah don't touch me or my son ever again so I have six plant tokens yep and they're very good and there's definitely not a card called Avenger of zendikar in this that would be God no it's it's Amy no you're right you're right everyone chill ate me wow thanks you run a venture of send a car Amy more like shamey I like tokens if I had a parallel lives I would put in I should draw one easy peasy it's your move Professor odd all right untap up keep drawer oh very nice very nice I'm going to play and is land we are going to go ahead and we are going to spend three including one from my path of ancestry to bring good old caseto into play but since now does that count with my Judge Amy this says that when that man is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with my commander scry1 including your commander now can my commander share a creature type with itself though really yeah right it practices some real self-love there so I'm gonna scry one know yourself we're gonna put that at the bottom and then I'm gonna spend a green and a blue to make my blight Mamba unblockable plus two plus two it's a three three and it's coming at Amy poison counters uh it's in fact wait it is counting is not your major so it's a three four oh yeah and you're our judge I'm not the judge I've never gone to judge Academy or whatever the hell it's called judge Academy not a sponsor anyway uh I passed oh I draw off of I draw off of my Biden Professor thanks to Amy's possibly incorrect judge ruling oh baby lovely oh I pass all right at the end of my turn by the way I have too many cards in hand because I'm too good at drawing them so I do need to put one into the graveyard so wow overgrowth Stadium that's a major that's called hashtag cheating that's supposed to be edited in at my end step oh right yeah you went very quickly yeah sure don't worry we won't let you look like some kind of idiot on National Television National Television do you think your network TV YouTube on YouTube from the YouTube we're gonna get to the point where I'm gonna start proliferating my own voice encounters just to show you take yourself out I am going to pass it oh I have bangs in my hand I'm a blue player I have this is this is a normal thing for a blue player to do I have passed with untapped Blue Man a pass odd things going for me okay way to make me nervous um easy so I'm gonna tap I'm gonna get rid of this extra one because now I just have three cats I'm gonna draw it's exactly what I needed I'm gonna play This Island is it the phylaph that needs to go or is it this this will not be coming for you until Amy is no longer the threat there's zero ones currently yeah they become four or five so let her sway you see I am five seconds later I'm currently working to destroy her yeah so I think and also and also in the game I'm working to defeat her okay okay I can't tell if now is the best time to do this though okay uh so what I'm gonna do is I just you know I kind of want to draw some cards so I'm going to tap five for Return of the wild speaker drawing cards equal to the greatest power I don't really have that much on the board but I have a three three so I'm gonna drop the cards and this will go to my graveyard very fun stuff I really love that shirt because it implies that garook broke his curse by ripping his shirt off sometimes it's all you need gotta show a little skin hell yeah foreign [Laughter] [Applause] okay now look at the camera desperately and say call me Gary he knows he wants he hasn't texted you back he's busy he's working he's been left on red girl you've been left for way too long exactly he's cursed by the chainmail he's doing other things she's fine he's busy with snakes this is status all right that is Mishra behavior I'm not okay with it I could fix him laughs everyone thinks that oh my gosh does he look like does they look like what a lot he looks like what muscles I'm not even I'm not even acknowledging this I'm going to I can't do it I can't do it uh tap two of my cats make another cat so now I have two that are untapped um crew eskus Chariot assume you're attacking with it and making more kitties yes that's exactly what's happening there um nothing makes cats on crew it's on a no it's on Attack on attack oh yeah okay so now I have I technically have four cats I should update this so everyone knows technology Tower so you have a five five you have a flyer it is no I do I have cassetto I have a blight Mamba I have a bite into Vasa I have a sensei's divining cup power toughness one one and a two two I'm going to send my 4-4 cat car okay yeah yeah wow all right uh that move is uh I don't have a punter for that I take four is reusable it's good it's legendary so uh uh 30 37 minus four thirty seconds don't look at me oh Mr Amy you can't do math nice engineering degree you got over there hey I'm subtracting life totals yeah I'm a New Yorker that's the New York accent oh no okay my apologies to the people of New York all of New York I like it right let's go [Laughter] I think it's time for these plants to start growing I am going to play luxury Suite it comes in untapped and I'm going to just split these into two different piles we have five zero one plants and I'm putting four plus one plus one counters onto this plant yep it's very interesting that I should have done something before now it's plants I love plants and also I hate snake snake is scary and singular you know what's really cool Brian don't don't it's about how many different types of permanence you have on the battle no so I'm going to go ahead and pay one two what are you doing three four five six for casualties of war and I get to choose an artifact creature enchantment land and Planeswalker so I'm going to choose everything but Planeswalker and I'm going to choose your artifact your enchantment your creature and eenie meeny miny mo your land okay uh which you choose the land I'll choose the hinterland Harbor oh damn it all right so the hinderland harbor is destroyed yes it is my snake is destroyed yes it is that's one of my artifacts destroyed yes which artifact I have two artifacts um I'm destroying that artifact in this enchantment Boo this woman oh I told you the more poison counters you put on me the more poisonous I'm going to get and thanks for attacking me by the way like look at this crap I'm sorry crap we were talking about attacking oh yeah I'm gonna go to combat and I'm going to attack you four five and then four nine damage Brian nine damage you're attacking me for nine yes I am 33 minus nine what all right what's 33 minus nine I don't know I'm not here to do math three wait 33 no it's twenty four twenty four one more one I think your program needs some some debugging there is zero oh that that was actually a good one yeah that was all right so I go to I go to 24. wow I look at this I get nothing I'm gonna kill you you can all right are you done with your so-called turn no all right all right so I'm going to activate a lord wind Grace's minus three ability here doing down to two loyalty to grab two lands from my graveyard to the battlefield into two Target Lands will be the evolving wild and undergrowth Stadium okay so in response in response do it do it do whatever it is you have I got a pongify if I laugh all right still get the lands but I don't have the phylap and instead of this beautiful Elemental what do I get you get a 3-3 green ape creature token monkey this one on here is terrifying there you go and I pass the turn all right I'm gonna go ahead and untap up Jeep drawer we are going to play a command Beacon we are going to tap three from the command Beacon wait a minute are you all tapped Out Lexi yes because I saved your life you're no I mean like creatures do you have creatures uh I have a three through flyer I believe I also have two cats and I have yeah two two cats yes two cats this is that that they're chilling what what color are your cats uh green they're green that doesn't do me much good all right we're gonna tap three for a sword of light and Shadow this will give equipped creature plus two plus two and protection from white and black if it deals combat damage to a player I gain three life and I return it to one target creature card for my graveyard to my hand I and will anyone let me attack them without blocking sure yeah why so that okay wait wait don't take back please to bring back the snake to kill me yes it's to kill her I need him because I only have these crabs that I don't know what to do with them all right I'm going to equip uh cassetto and I'm attacking voxy this is what I get for being a people pleaser I just said that was very fast thank you I I'm going to you are my ally in this game you are my Ally you take four Commander damage if this is what you do to your allies I wouldn't want to be anything more I'd rather be right take four Commander damage trigger I gain three life which is also a good thing and I get to return a creature card from my graveyard to my hand I'm returning my blight Mamba to my hand thank you some people are able to help pass at the end of your turn um I am going to you you have four cats two cats and a curiosity crafter four total cats right or total yeah four total cats yes this is true can I just remind you she's the threat I'm not I not anymore oh I love this girl that changes everything I love this little guy um I'm gonna tap uh one color list I'm gonna play shadow spear oh huge fan of personally turns off hex proof and indestructible it does that's it usually becomes pretty helpful I'm going to tap four and I'm gonna play wonder wonder is a 2-2 flare as long as in my graveyard and I control an island creatures I control have flying somebody called a Wonder yeah I you yes somebody killed the one honestly flying crabs crying crabs coming in what and you know what I'm just I'm just gonna pass this flying crabs is the first half of the Battalion in the lobster crabs are slow burn oh my God go ahead okay this is out of protection from something white and black I think white and black which I don't think are your colors no a one a black black nope I'm going to go ahead and draw a return nice I'm going to tap six to bring in Essex so to remind everyone what Essex does the first time I make tokens on my turn I can have it enter the battlefield as anything on the battle anything like on the battlefield not just creatures I control but it has to be the first time that I make tokens is that a problem uh we'll see so I'm gonna move to combat I'm gonna equip my Essex Chariot making tokens okay so okay so you've you've screwed up I now have and you're gonna attack with it you're gonna make a kitty cat and what's that kitty cat gonna be curiosity Crafter your little crab guy is so cute but it's nice to draw a card it's so cute it's a cute little guy um but I'm gonna have it come in as curiosity crafter um so I'll have double triple no maximum hand size and if they do combat damage to one of you I get to draw cards swinging low it is swinging your way my way I'm the threat well I got you've declared me the threat eight times surely no more than five how much damage do I take four oh four all right seven minus four is three yes so I go to twenty three yeah math now that doesn't count as a token I control so sadly I don't get to draw cars that's okay oh good yeah I can't wait to untap all of these lands uh I'm going to start by pressing up my ward wind Grace being up to for loyalty boom and I'm going to discard Rock fall veiled into the graveyard to draw two oh I like cards that say landfall on them so I'm going to pay one two three four for Sears Sundial whenever land enters the battlefield under my control I may pay two if I can draw a card wow that's good for you for me of course and I think I'm going to play that rockfall Veil that I put into the graveyard which triggers the landfall and um one two three four five six seven maybe I shouldn't draw a card no what am I saying of course I'm gonna draw a card I love drawing cards can you guess what kind of card it was something was landfall s the consistency safe bet yeah yeah uh and I think I'm going to sit here with my little monkey and I'm going to pass the turn all right discard by the way oh yeah okay as you end the turn yes okay I was that was a premature untap on my part I swapped in the trash all right let's get rid of it it's gone it's coming back it'll come back I untapped I upkeeped I drewed all right let's go ahead and let's play a Forest we are going to tap two one of which is a path of ancestry for my blight Mamba since it shares a creature type with my commander I scry one I am going to leave that right there I am then going to spend a oh that's not what I want at all I'm gonna be um you monkey no the no why on there I am actually I'm kicking back I'm setting up plans in motion I need stuff on tap that's okay you're holding up regenerate for you Ding Dang snake there may be other things I'm holding up besides just the game uh-oh [Laughter] that's bored to go to combat and I am gonna swing wonder you don't have any flyers I do not at Lord win Grace for two Ford wind Grace is going to take that damage and then second main I will tap three and I'm gonna play skittering surveyors I've been playing limited really I mean it's just the limited bangers wait a minute well that's not a crap I need it I need it he's a crab and spirit he's got little yog moth paw things or whatever theaters around spiders he's not a crab skitter he's skitters Lex did you mean the legs what makes it what makes it a crab in its legs will you please absolutely thank you marine biologist class today I've been in the aquarium twice okay I know what I'm doing the Atlanta aquarium too I drew a butterland fine Institute no covered or whatever uh that's cool pass [Music] um don't you wonder wonder what's in a Wonder Ball so close what is it it's a wonderful yeah it's a wonder I wonder what it is I'm gonna tap three for Harrow so Harrow allows me to sacrifice land and after doing that I get to search my library for two other Land part land cards put them into play I will sacrifice my Island to go get an island and a forest I think that what I'm gonna do is go ahead and green and blue uh combine Chrysalis this gives my creature tokens flying all right yeah that's good yes how many untapped Mana do you have I got a blue and a colorless is that it cool all right in response wow number five I sure do I'm gonna play Mystic Confluence okay and I'm gonna choose three the first one is to counter that unless you pay three which you say you cannot I cannot and so I then I will uh I will draw two cards with any of these confluences you just can tell me it does whatever you want and I'll believe you okay as you do this I'll be like yeah all right check story checks out kind of like Lexi's Commander it's just like I'll take your word for it yeah you got it words I don't know what they are all right I mean you gotta my only chance is winning is flying if I can get one in the graveyard so I can't let you have them oh yeah for sure um but what I am gonna do so because I cast two spells um even though they got countered it's fine move to combat okay so Prof coming at you s644 flyer at you voxy you've got both my curiosity crafters and my essexist Chariot sick yeah well I have a response what is your response you're gonna tell me I'm doing a good job in response Lexi you're doing a really good job I tap three to flash in a winged cuddle a 1-1 flash flying death touch it's blocking your mystery commander commander oh there are so many questions he has but he's gonna die so does Mike hotel and my blocks would like to be the purple Crystal crab on The Chariot and I will take six near Six in the air okay and if the cat enter as a cat or did it enter as a not a cat um it's a drink as a cat okay cool yeah and I'm gonna draw two cards with curiosity crafter and that's all I'm gonna do past turn okay before the end of your turn I love doing things at instant speed I noticed that our dear friend Brian but me has no longer got enough Mana to regenerate his snake Swift end in order to murder the blight Mamba how's the uh snake exterminator going is it going to resolve uh uh uh oh I hate you so much Amy I hate you and I hate it so much I hate you so much it resolves killing my blight Mamba okay this goes to Exile and I lose to life and also during end step I'm gonna crack this evolving Wilds get it into the graveyard and I'm gonna grab another basic which will come into play tapped and now it's time to actually start the turn let's see let's untap this nice little slew of Mana here and draw a card hmm little creatures are starting to get more plentiful for everyone except for me because all I have are these zero one plants and I guess one four five so I think that Lord wind Grace is going to do a bit more filtering for me I'm going to plus two and I'm going to discard the erectus carnarium into the graveyard in order to draw two cards I'm so good at drawing two cards it's so much fun I'm also bad at holding my pieces of cardboard in my hand you should put both of those on your resume yes it's so that's what I'm going to do and I'm going to pay to for Lotus Cobra this is a snake just like yours Brian she'll love snakes just like this right well he's still got one on the battle pepperoni uh this gives me landfall whenever land enters the battlefield under my control I get a Mana of any color uh which is great because I'm going to have a land enter the battlefield in fact I think I'm going to have this swamp from the graveyard there we go enter the battlefield and I'm going to float a Mana it's going to be let's say green and then I'm going to also pay to for this to your sun diet because I use that floating green Mana to draw a card oh my I love words that are on cards and I love words even more than are on cards when they say creature so I'm going to get a creature into play I'm going to pay one two three to cast my murderous writer from Exile so this is a 2-3 with LifeLink when it dies it goes to the bottom of my library okay another one two three four five four mending of dominaria that was one of my preview cards really yeah yeah it's a really cool card because it Mills if it's a top two cards in my library into my graveyard for chapter one uh those two cards are a forest in a lava lamp and then I get to return a creature card from my graveyard to the battlefield which is going to be my laugh oh God if I laugh welcome back oh gosh okay I've got my life in hand I do not have enough Mana to play phylaf though so I am going to pass the turn by the way and on chapter three of this thing I get all the lands in my graveyard back onto the battlefield and shuffle my library cool okay sick I'm going to that's some that's some scary stuff that's some scary stuff untapped do you need to discard I'm untapping do you need to discard this time yes I do but the memorial to Folly into my joking all right very cool very cool well this is not good this is not good here at all at all we're gonna go ahead and do blue and a green to give it plus two plus two and unblockable blue and a green to do another plus two plus two and unblockable it's a six six unblockable commander and it's coming at you Amy sixth Commander okay easy peasy 30 36 Commander damage from you and Trigger off of the sword I gain three life going up to 26. and I'm going to return my Mumba from the graveyard to my hand I'm going to pay two of those life for a breeding pool untapped during my second main phase going down to 24 green and another I'm bringing the Mamba back I'm bringing it back this is my one strategy is the Mamba yep against you I don't care if I lose to them as long as I kill you with infect I am the winner today morally speaking I noticed you didn't leave up a green and a color just Mana well that's six gonna die again baby oh no faster all right untap draw I'm not sick I'm gonna tap for three I'm gonna play catalog I'm gonna draw two then discard card oh hey cosmetic transmutation and I'm gonna play this land for turn and I am going to tap three four five six and I'm gonna play Serpent of yawning depths what the hell is that that the hell is a six six uh Serpent and Krakens leviathans octopuses and serpents can eye control cannot be blocked except by Krakens Legends octopuses and serpents snakes are a serpent though right I mean snake is a serpent it depends on what it says well it says snake I just assuming oh we assume I assume we all assume mistake about assuming it makes an ass out of you and me that was my line sorry yeah what's your Commander's creature type other than crab Leviathan okay okay that's why that's yeah it's a god um tapping we're drawing oh my gosh I have so many ways to ramp I'm gonna play an island those little words I love to hear we love to hear it tap a green in a blue I'm gonna play regrowth to return Target card for my graveyard to my hand I feel like it makes the most sense to do a combined Chrysalis because that's fun I'm gonna tap a green and a blue and do what everyone knows and loves play combine Chrysalis creature tokens are controller flying flying cats flying cats and an owl that already could fly whatever yeah but that's like everybody expects an hour to fly exactly it's not really challenging we played a different game than they are you know we were in two different movies wait are you still at 40 life number three I'm taking him freaking 24 I've done nothing to anybody except all of you yeah weird yeah except personally offend each of us I feel like we're on you know yeah I did actually I did before commanders you did do that but I agreed to it for some reason I don't know I did that you didn't want to be a bother yeah I didn't I don't oh my gosh I'm gonna tap four and just go ahead and play Helm of the host leviathans okay it's cool I'll just attach it next turn she is the threat all of my creatures have flies yeah you guys need to be at each other and we'll just so we're just like two one-on-one we'll be golfing except you two are friends okay I don't know three of us against her for me [Music] zero ones this is a monkey I'm going to swing okay me me or him I do have to swing at you okay because yeah yeah I do I will let you draw so many cards because none of these have reached I am gonna be drawing so many cards so I'm gonna swing all six of my cats um I am going to get punched in the face by one two three four five six cats yep two each so 12 points ouch that's how much damage dwells damage you gotta be kidding me it's great it was great um I'm at 20 life and you're going to draw is that 12 cards it would just be 12 cards yes it is 12 cards because it's for each creature and I have no maximum fan size it's a good day if you drop her cat yeah this Chariot I just had to get the cats to the soccer game like Lexi's obviously the threat we should all team up against her right two of the three of us yeah I did not agree to anything this man says now I'm being crazy boy very argumentative let's see okay so I'm on your side you're not like ear pieces with each of us I've played enough Commander to know that politics usually you actually stick to your agreements you're trying to like roll like real world politics oh yeah so do you need like like so you've got a novel now uh to read yes yeah uh so I'm gonna pass turn while I read untapping and drawing at a further turn whoa why'd you look at my board because yours is the one with the cats on it no she just did you all that damage on the cat teeth yeah that's true hashtag cats hashtag meow hashtag I think it's time for me to go to main phase and The Mending of dominaria goes to chapter two and I Mill field of the Dead interesting and the impossible to read Nissa vastwoods here don't even try this is the promo version and nobody will ever be able look at this thing look at this you can't even tell that there's art on it I love this card so much wow and it's just illegible you've got a straw double feature was bad and now I think it's time for that but I'll have to return to the battlefield one two three four five six Mana Queen here is I scooch over Mr dad King kitty cat over there uh if I laugh and I have one two three four five six seven eight Basics which means I'm going to get another eight zero one plants so let me grab some tokens over there and I can play my Lance from the graveyard so I'm gonna go ahead and play oh this one field of the dead and I do have seven differently named lands as far as I'm aware let me just double check that I got one two three four five six seven perfect which means that upon entering the battlefield it does come in Tapped I get a two two zombie where's mine just one two two zombies just one okay for each landfall it's good zombie brain and I'm a big fan of one of the cards you had cast last turn no yeah super big fan you actually thought I was overcooked and dry and that you shouldn't play it don't don't do this I'm going to pay one two three and say hello to Harrow um oh land oh to get two more Basics from my deck I'm gonna sacrifice this one oh and they also come in untapped which is just like fun and sexy and super duper and cool funky for me and nobody else yeah come on who the hell is this yeah I don't know don't you like don't you just play like Arena how do you even know how Commander works yeah like God we are in different movies this is we are all playing different games here I play more commander-like games than probably 99 of magic players because I play historic brawl all day and almost every single card I have here except for Sears Sundial is actually in that format oh and this one's banned so I get to play it here oh fine yeah yeah yes well I I like most magic players I've never heard of historic or brawl it sounds made up oh it's 100 fake it's got cards that are like digital only in it yeah do you know what Perpetual means uh it's how I feel right now it makes your cards purple that's good there we go generated card s baby and I got a mountain and a forest which is two landfall triggers by the way we're floating one Mana from that now two now three Mana so I'm just going to like put a little three over here so you can see the Mana that's being floated we're gonna get two more zombies Brains Brains Brains and uh we're going to swap some of these plants over to being these plants so now there are four five four I'm sorry four four five plants over there looking good babes I think that you're super sexy thank you phylath I think that you're a real babe um and two different tokens well you sure really like your deck Amy I love my neck videos two of those flown Mana to draw a card because we have that trigger from the Sears Sundial yeah yum yum yum Yum Yum Yum and how many total cards do I have on this battlefield uh it's not enough at all so I'm also going to play for this uh sweet sweet slamma Jamma it is oh wait I have to activate this first uh we are going to minus three my dear friend Lord win Grace to return two lands from my graveyard to the battlefield well we have a problem it's called Amy I know oh geez you love my triggers and you love that they're all on the stack and you love that I have all this Mana so we've got uh two more forests coming into place we're gonna float two more Mana uh zombies the rest of us get to do something at any point no I'm playing Solitaire and you get to hang out while I do that um now we have six four five plants over there we're gonna use all of this delicious Mana to play wow one two three one two three multani Tani a reach and trample Elemental Avatar who gets plus one plus one for each land I control and each land in my graveyard I can also return it from my graveyard to my hand and I feel like it's time to go to combat what the first uh what's not I have nothing I have nothing I have played the most ineffective terrible game I am not the threat me me me me I can't break through your line that doesn't matter you can try you can try you never know if you don't try also I went Wonder dead okay uh wonder is a two three two two two okay uh I'm going to attack you with the murderous Rider yep all right trumpets I don't want to block with the scaring survey or two and then wonderful I end my turn wonderful I love how like didn't you essentially just okay never mind I'm not even gonna get into it this is my friends she's got nothing to hurt you oh my not your friend I thought we were friends why can't we be friends before I'm already untapped and you need to discard no that one I actually don't this time draw for turn oh lovely all right I'm gonna play a cavern of souls namely snakes I wonder why yes all right Let's do let's let's figure this out here I should probably I should probably um probably keep my blight Mamba with like I should just put a green like a side so that I have a green and a white to regenerate it no matter what and then what we're gonna do is we're going to spend two one from the cavern and one from this island to actually move the sword of light and Shadow onto the uh blight Mamba you're making a lot harder for me to kill it that's the point uh I'm gonna Pump It once twice so it is a five six seven seven unblockable in fact how much uh I have four I moved to attack and kill Amy oh you wish you could kill me I'm going to tap one for us and I'm going to channel beside you who endures targeting your sword you get uh by the way a land with a basic type onto the battlefield when this resolves but it does destroy the sword which should put me at nine in fact which is not ten saved by the literal Bell so what the hell just happened I was too I was too busy blacked out I saw all I saw was just fire in my mind I just I and I heard yeah Kill Bill Legos I'm sorry I genuinely did hear a word you said just now because I was so angry black okay so I have what's happened so you threw a tree up my sword and then what do I get a treat oh you got a hmm I play on my social library for a land with a basic land type put it onto the battlefield and then Shuffle great it's not tap though yes oh okay A little bonus all right I'm gonna go you may be able to kill me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not sure what colors of Mana are available so hang on now we're still in combat though all right I can Shuffle this in a minute I just I got an island okay it went on with that island now on the battlefield I can spend two more to pump it two more with cassetto I hate poison is 40 in this freaking format oh Merit ledge get out of here you with yeah landfall Madness I actually I don't care I should have killed him last year it's called being fair it's called humorous hey I just wanna I just want to thank you for that that extra Island that let me do that thank you so much don't worry I'll take care of this everybody the saddest thing is that the monkey is gone I know what's so sad clean this mess up and with that I passed the turn foxy Lexi Avenged me for every plant token that perished four cats you need to kill them kitties I just want to say like my boy is very small very non-existent um life totals are 39 and 24 24 okay 39 someone who needs some damage done I don't need any lessons it's okay the thing that was pumping your snake up vigorously is gone correct no that's my commander so it's a little hard to get rid of I got rid of well yeah Mike's Commander is what pumps everything up okay all right that's that's fair did you read the card reading the card explains the card let me know if you'd like to take a minute okay okay thanks yeah I see she's actually looking at it yeah I know yeah all right I think I know how to play this game wait actually oh yeah now now after one person has been eliminated you're both of you reading my commander for the first time oh right but In fairness In fairness I genuinely have no tesseran clue what her commander does yeah you know it's just whatever it's a question mark uh did you try reading the card it says exactly right there yeah you can't read would be created for the first time on her doctor come on everybody knows that I I have a question do you have any uh Krakens leviathan's octopuses or serpents foreign I am let me check and make sure I have my Mana right gotta be really careful about the colors when you're tapping yeah I just I I'm kind of my snow I've got my Basics over here for you know big large lad reasons um stabbing with a crab yeah just stabbing with the crabbing you know it's it's I think it does that I'm pretty sure you scare me I think the most currently don't you say yeah you're not out of the woods yet I'm still looking at you you hush your mouth all right this is my turn tap four two and I'm going to equip the shadow sphere onto charx the Raging aisle so he's currently a 118. uh and then I am going to go to combat Lexi I'm coming at you with a six six and a 118. cool I have to take all seven no you have to take tab three uh sharks is now a one two three four five six seven he is in eight something an eight eighteen and sure no he's minus so an eight ten that's an eight ten are you gonna Pump It Again well I think you should leave it at eight I think the table's tapped out and I want to see a big crack yeah let's see another big crap yeah and that makes it a 15-4 plus the other thing plus the six six wow oh and there's also like some LifeLink in there too yeah I also gained 15 minutes oh and that's commuters so she can kill you next turn with one hit oof uh yeah we're we're all in danger here aren't we we all are I mean I have to take that so that's 39 minutes 21. it's just a 10. it's there's a one in there somewhere nine plus Jack Majors come on um yeah that's life that I lost okay I gained 15. you take 21. I'm such a big fan of the big crab stab um anything else that's it pass my hand trembles as I untap and fear for my life oh you're fine well you have a lot of cards in that hand if I remember right after I uh you know drawing 12 during the last turn yeah that was that was something I'm gonna play a forest here's what I'm gonna do it's just gonna kill you right four no thank God I was gonna tap four for Second Harvest for each token and control create a token that's a copy of that permanent wow okay so now I have 12 cats six of them have so many sickness I have another curiosity crafter that's like turbo populate it's very fun so three and two blue for perplexing test test this is gonna make everyone return all non-token creatures to their owner's hands All non-token Creatures to their owner's hands okay all right that's that's annoying all right that's not okay um and what I will do next will surprise you I'm going to move to combat curiosity crafter token which is a 3-3 at you and then 12 cats your way or yeah six cats your way okay so total damage to me 12 and three to me three to you and that Curiosity crafter allows me to draw a card for each creature token that does combating so seven more seven that hand's getting a little uh heavy isn't it Prof get that snake back out we need nah seven more because there's two curiosity Crafters and that's all for my turn all right well I wish I had some haste in this deck which I don't think I have so I just have no thing I can do except rebuild and rebuild is I'm going to use a green from Cavern of souls a blue from Island and a path of ancestry for my actual commander which I get describe one that is definitely going on the bottom and then I'm going to spend a green and I'm going to keep these colored open a green and another for my blight Mamba and then I'm leaving Mana open to protect things because I need to do that so we're up against her right yes okay it's understood yes it doesn't need to be said but we should say it I'm terrified tap uh draw for turn I am also going to rebuild uh I'm going to tap for one two three four five six I'm gonna play Serpent of yawning depths is back uh and then I am going to tap one two three four and sharks is back and that's all I got go ahead oh my gosh okay I will untap Lexi finish him destroy him and him yeah I mean you got 24 cat damage I do have 24 cat damage like she's like casually holding half of half of my deck this is relatively remarkable so I'm gonna play a very special land um it's called an island but it has my dog on it super cute he's stuck in a Whirlpool he's gonna be fine we got real sad real quick so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna get my little owl back out here I'm gonna tap four for curiosity crafter because drawing more cards is super fun Prof I now have 12 cat tokens I gotta take some of them down if they do they fly all creature tokens I have they're flying I have nothing I am throwing them at you I am harpooning them at you I am going to do a blue to to Mystic tutor oh it goes on top and cyclonic Rift I don't have to I'm dead it killed me but I killed you so real winner here I hope you both I hope you both somehow kill each other I'm not rooting I'm not rooting for either one of you so I'm gonna swing at you for 12 meaning I draw 12. but it's 12 times 3 for my curiosity crafter so sadly I have to draw like 36 cards wait is that a May ability it's whenever so no how many cards you have left in your library Mill yourself out oh that would be sweet oh I love that oh my gosh no ten twenty uh-huh 30. uh-huh oh my God the fact that you have basically your deck in your hand and Foxy still lives like not impressed I'm untapping I am drawing I think you have to kill her this turn I'm gonna try I got a little like slowed down over here it's not my fault all right she said hello life what's your life at what's she what's your favorite yeah what are you at I'm at 18. you can you've got to be able to do this I might be able to actually hopefully I don't even know who I'm rooting for you you're always rooting for tokens nobody ever roots lesnian I'll have you know that there's an invasive crab species which I have a lifelong hatred for but they're green crabs these are blue crabs which are delicious these magic cards are real things oh no they're real they're very real we don't talk about real life here it's about Fantastical you're ruined by this Association okay all right let's see your traps yeah let's see the crabs I'm gonna equip Shadow sphere on to sharks yeah and we're gonna do the dance that we did once before I am going to go to combat and I'm gonna swing both of them at you so that's seven damage right now now it's seven as of right now and you know what what the funniest thing in the world I left the wrong color Mana Ginger taxis twice for 15 for 21. you're lying you're lying to me she's lying to me is she lying please don't you don't have the right colors left up what would you it's all blue you don't have a bounce spell you don't have a kill spell I guess Billy doesn't have a kill spell she has every spot I've read so many words I don't I don't have anything into the Royal um unsummon anything these are all all of my stuff is green oh my friend you're lying I wish I was lying shake my hand right now wow Spore frog heroic intervention oh green my God that was my whole plan oh you're phenomenal you're fine I did all of that you got me so psyched out oh my gosh I'm gonna go join my dog and send a car that's my that's what I get congratulations foxy thank you I'm really happy that crabs ended up coming up on top I'm not shaving your hand because it's a whole lot better than snakes just because it's sweaty I saw how moisture I'll shake your hand twice all right there we go is it the moral victory that I defeated Amy with in fact yes of course but there's more to it than that she thought she was being such a clever individual by destroying my sword and yet her very spell is what gave me the island I needed to finish her off what prof's kiss snakes why does it always have to be snakes crabs why does it always have to be crabs that's what you get for letting crabs going attended for too long so your primary care doctor today next time on shuffle up and play today Legacy but not just any Legacy we have two extremely talented Legacy players and myself to battle it out what's your deck my deck do you want to know my secrets before the game starts it's okay yes I want to know your secrets before the game starts because I have to beat you with merfolk but Professor no one's playing merfolk in Legacy anymore we just got a new card but in Asian tomb isn't that a powerful card this guy thinks he's playing Commander I'm gonna kick this spell and I gotta say that urz is Saga that becomes basic Island Shadow spear the lifelink's pretty bad he's at seven I want to kill him I'm going to

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Length: 74min 36sec (4476 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 20 2023

Reddit Comments

[u/WillowSmithsBFF]

Holy moly you’re already up to 21 of these?? Feels like this series just started!

Keep ‘em coming! They’re great!

[u/jewdenheim]

🦀🦀 $12.50 a month 🦀🦀

[u/Stormtide_Leviathan]

This was a really fun game. I am shocked that Lexi didn't have anything to deal with crabs. Looking at the decklist it seems like there were several things she could have done

[u/Houseboy23]

Loved the chit chat, felt very LGS friendly game like

[u/[deleted]]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

I love Voxy's Crabs. Got a Charix in the Arixmethes deck I'm working on and watching this made me realise I can pump them up more than once with the 3 mana ability.

[u/TheHappyEater]

Did the Professor just say "JIF"?

[u/ghostih0sti]

Oooh, snakes? I wonder if this is where prof draws the line when it comes to equipping a sword to a. . . hm.

[u/[deleted]]

I HAVE CRABS!!!!! 🦀

[u/TurboNewbe]

I love the professor but I wish he would play more pioneer and modern format for the S&P videos!