Let's Play Minecraft: Ep. 65 - King Ray

who spelled my name wrong it's been like that since the last part very observing that jeff god damn it oh there's nothing in my chest i think i emptied it actually would you do all my stuff i threw it all out you're terrible threw it out all right let's do this that's like your mother throwing away our kid's toys go steal everything from your hidden chest threw it out you're a shitty king jack's always the one to be a jaby little jedi oh dude he's such a jedi piece gavin look i changed my name yeah i applaud your treeness though mikey whitey all right what are we waiting for let's do it what are we waiting for i don't know hello king brown man king brown i am the king yes wow this puerto rico is on top this fence grew with the tree that's weird let's [ __ ] do it so do that intro thing you guys do we're doing it right now oh let's play let's play hey ray oh more like let's ray it's the third one did you not do that already i did not do that you [ __ ] all right what jack not do jack didn't set himself to busy like a [ __ ] rookie mistake all right so should we just get into it because yeah i should know the rules by now [ __ ] jeff quick explain the rules in case someone hasn't seen the king videos before uh the rules are as follows uh gavin explain the rules let's go what's the first one right all right all right so the rules are watching ryan do we need to clear our inventory do we should we have nothing else oh yeah let's just use what we have from hot food all right i have 15 diamond swords from the last warriors battle can i use this no [ __ ] god jack you're done so uh so raise the [ __ ] coming from give me a task liege all right we're all servants right not leash i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking that herb i request ten leaf blocks please uh ten leaf blocks yeah you guys can kill each other not from in here okay all right ready set go all right thanks bloody yeah i don't even know how to make a leaf block yeah good luck you don't have to tell them king yeah you need you can though i can't though if you choose going into a [ __ ] cave without a pickaxe is not the smartest we need shears all right oh [ __ ] oh how do we make shoes i have a wow i have food and stuff too that wasn't really a mistake was it ryan it was actually it was trying to mind the tree out before you did oh well when i did that to you last time you didn't bloody believe me you said i was bashing your head in that's because you did bash my head yeah but it was an accidental it's never an accident with you it sometimes oh i don't have enough wood i got wood well you know they have pills for that do you need to shear the leaves is that what you need to do perhaps you're a dummy hey gavin you're a nice dummy though you are in fact the dummy hey whoa you're the one who's done oh [ __ ] you're poisoned i don't like the way jack said oh [ __ ] i ran into a zombie gavin no this is adventure i'm having wood problems oh it could be an alice that's not recipe fudge it [ __ ] know how to get leaf blocks you've never got leaf blocks before no why would you uh your majesty can i have some food please oh are you kidding me jack's hungry already say [ __ ] you peasant where are you nah he's a pulpa i'm like if you're facing the throne go ahead of it to the right did you ever watch the prince and the pawpaw with mickey mouse no it wasn't pornography pornography didn't watch it yeah ray ray so far is pleasing me as king am i where's that jeff i just thought it was a good one to collect oh thanks jeff yeah hi i'm getting some stone dude it is torch city central in this jesus dark is an anus in here all right has ever been mining for iron no why are you yes that's [ __ ] dumb oh you're trying to make a bucket or something he's trying to make a bucket hey doing jeff do you guys do guys do you need a bucket looking for some how about if i provide a different kind of high the king just wants to get high wow this uh this venture i went on really sucks [ __ ] does it yeah it's [ __ ] dark as [ __ ] and there's just a lot of cobblestone hey are there anything in this world yeah there's a few okay [ __ ] me where's the king dude i'm hanging out by the oh i'm right here king ray dude oh you have uh blaze it up my boy gavin gavin with the wind you found [ __ ] iron already yeah i did yeah wow i found iron you gave me some leaves to make [ __ ] smelt my iron so uh so uh how did you get only five hours and 20 minutes how much how much iron did it need two four two two i had five you actually don't need a crafting table to make shears you can just make them in yeah i just didn't have cabin you're basically just bashing two iron engines together in front of leaves coal to smelt the iron just [ __ ] use wood oh i should have done that i just used sticks are you an idiot i'm an idiot have you had iron yeah i had iron for a while you're tit i mean we don't need them away oh my god i've got a strong start here i might bloody win this all right now that the king is stoned what's the next oh oh my god ryan's doing something ryan's having some issues right now oh hey now that i uh glazing up next task in honor of heinrich i would like a snow golem made in here oh no go for it all right can we kill each other you cannot kill each other oh can we make it again no gollum snow goblin oh jesus uh uh so shovel right shut up ryan what ryan shut up from jeff oh where's pac-man is that south damn it i was trying to follow that because jack seems literally where he's going yeah but is that facing south or north [ __ ] no oh cool once you leave the front gate pumpkin this way follow me okay seriously seriously that one was like only dogs could hear that one what's the highest sound you could make oh all right i think jack got a pumpkin i think he's over here he's leading us astray no i think he's just running back just have michael kill all right where's the snow block they don't really get a pumpkin yeah what yeah he hauled ass over there and grabbed it how did he know where it was there's a jack-o'-lantern on top of the the snow blocks right how did he walk maybe i couldn't catch him in time well no there's no killing there's no killing in this one anyway oh yeah i was gonna [ __ ] kill you i forgot you would have been dead as dicks michael why aren't you using your mother controller uh because it's like painted i don't want to [ __ ] it up i don't even know why i'm bothering to go get a pumpkin well jack's already got it i don't know how jack hasn't won yet he's been here for like five minutes he would have king jack i feel is it supposed to be is it jack-o'-lantern on top i would have gotten do we have to make it there or can we make it out in the wild in front of me oh of course gross hey jack got it what's this cool what's his name uh heinrich 2.0 there we go all right all right all right it takes round two everybody back all right well done that's right to clear your inventory we need a clear inventory all right next challenge with clear items gobs all you can kill each other what i want you to do is make a chest just a single chest and i want you to fill it up with unique items all right i got it all right what does that mean squat has to be something different okay all right go ahead kill each other oh my god yeah the chest is safe once it's here okay and it doesn't have to be all at once like you can put stuff in and then leave and come back okay but it has to be a different item that's really good right you're the best we've had thanks man gavin very pleased with king yeah i'm happy with him you're the best king ever i almost don't want to overthrow him because i want to run the money do different kinds of wood planks count yeah okay so like birds i mean if it fills up the spot as long as each item is different that is such a good idea all right i'm putting my chest in front of me i said he's a better a better king jeff zombie flesh will come in handy i am putting my chest in front of i guess right if you want to put it in front of your block that'll make things easier oops jeff put down a block of wood everybody has a chest so far except ryan oh this is going to be a race right this is going to be a race take a bit hang out with heinrich 2.0 he's uh making a little snowy in here yes boosh jeff is looking good jeff is on the second row jeff no yes are you serious yeah all right i'll allow it i'm on the second row now jack's on the second row right now jack and jeff are tied nope jack is signing the lead oh ryan is tied as well tied for uh first gavin is in the lead right now what's up gavin you're in the lead i will stop looking at the chest at this point because a lot of people are close to or at halfway michael with a pretty good strategy hell yeah oh yeah girl do a spin jeff very very smart are you oh it's getting close getting close i'm not going to win this [ __ ] that's so silent yeah it gets quieter super quiet everyone's just hauling ass trying to make [ __ ] it's great for this because you don't really need to go far to find different things it's just pretty much what you know what you know what you know what you know it's like go collect materials run back go collect run back collect as much as you can that's different okay that's different god damn it that's different is anyone on the third row yet there are a couple of people in the third round nice this was the scariest one oh it's so close it's very very close i keep opening your chest so you can cut to my screen to see like i scored what not all right look at the signs as you look at the things yeah well i'm standing back far enough all right all right close so close making sure i'm not duplicating anything i'll double check one now if you press y you can't keep it unless you actually oh yeah well you can duplicate something you ever fill a stack i don't think i'm gonna win this one oh it's so close oh god damn it damn it oh god someone is only four items away and i won't say he's shy damn it [ __ ] uh ah [ __ ] did that already is it and it's all stuff that hasn't been taken from other places right oh [ __ ] he didn't say that i didn't say that like you can't take a torch off the wall already didn't say that he didn't say that all right are you serious god damn it that's [ __ ] a really no i didn't say that so we're allowed to affect other let's plays absolutely yeah you're only taking one thing like we can't replace it oh oh so close oh god damn it all right i got it i got it i got it i'm gonna double check it i think i think i got it i think i'm gonna shy by one i don't think i have duplicates but go through it nope looks good god that was close that was fun i had three to go i was uh brian had one i uh [ __ ] tore this place apart right at the end when ray said that i grabbed the torch the wheat everybody was going i saw jeff come in and like break the seed i'm like i'm surprised but now we don't have kung fu like it's all right dude my heart is pounding whoo that was tough my heart is racing from what's going on the king of the king makes the rules man yeah like a torch i'll i'll find it i'll find a king i found it thank you that was a great one jesus all right who needs food uh jack jeff this all right so three-way tie for first place right now all right all right you can keep all your uh keep all your stuff for this one just tame a wolf and bring it back to me tame a wolf all right go will do king we can't use stuff out of any chests that we have yeah only what you're holding all right and you can't go into the government's thing well we gotta wait for [ __ ] skeletons yeah we have completely deforested the area around yeah no [ __ ] so we cannot kill each other because i have a bone on me already yeah i had one in me that i was gonna bring back that sounds dirty it's fine on me that i was gonna bring back all right so jack with a bone already in the lead gray sheep oh no but you can't can you [ __ ] kill other people's wolves uh hmm yes all right of course once i get in here i would have said that if i would have known that [ __ ] yeah that's why i asked well that's why you keep your mouth shut can't kill each other can't kill the wolves dummy and of course we're at the point now where we need a wolf we'll never find a wolf we'll find a wall i mean you know [ __ ] yugi would never win a match if he didn't have any faith who don't worry about it is that an animator yes yeah yugi moto he's just in the back camerawolf come here all right creamy weeb night time what's up ryan did nothing oh there goes the bone my bone is gone take several jack found a wolf and [ __ ] it up well yeah but he randomly [ __ ] it up absolutely so wait you we can kill the wolves ye so how is anyone gonna win this right i don't know run fast gavin is very critical uh immediately uh flipping on uh enjoying watching now if somebody attacks your wolf you attack them you can't kill people you just said that you didn't say that you didn't say that all right if they attack your wolf that counts like you can attack them at that point oh how about you just don't [ __ ] tell people when you have a wolf people will see people come back gavin would be like if gavin were king his last name would be targaryen i guarantee that rey standing atop the team i'd be jon snow yeah but that doesn't surprise me oh bloody because he's a little bit watching tit where's that wolf i can hear one barking skeleton i got no skeletons or wolves same here jeff wait ray what exactly is the uh the the wording of our challenge okay what's the you have to tame a wolf and bring it back you can kill each other's wolves and if somebody attacks your wolf you can attack them you can't attack just be to be clear tame i can't hit it and have it chase me back yeah that's not a tayden wolf though theoretically that [ __ ] always looking for some [ __ ] angle break some more ice blocks ryan's the angle guy yeah now he's the menu it's more fun to do a clever answer than just the regular answer you were that [ __ ] in college who went to college i'm going to make it all weird i know that where the [ __ ] i know the professor asked for this but i'm going to give him this know right have you always been a mentalist or was it edgar that kind of turned into a mental yeah did you break once you got here or what's up uh well you guys did stick me in all in the back and now i'm i'm spreading the joy you went loopy yeah well we didn't stick in the back you're a fruit loop brian that's what you get for being talented knowing animations are delicious i don't know i've never eaten a fruit holy [ __ ] there's a creeper should we all get the [ __ ] out of me she will go and get some fruit loops after this uh probably not right after this that's kind of weird i'll leave after minecraft and go get cereal but i mean i'll eat it i've lost the wolf oh do you lose the wolf i've been doing laps around you trying to find a [ __ ] skill oh no i found him he's right here okay hey wolf what's the skeleton in dirt how did jack find a wolf so [ __ ] fast he's ashamed of his wolf i found a wolf in it bloody ate my bone and didn't love me and why can't i find a [ __ ] skeleton dick every time we have a challenge that involves bones the skeletons all go yeah they're a bunch of bits yeah and then the next round they'll be all over them it's like to get a memo yeah so you the rule is just to bring a tame dwarf to you yes oh interesting i know where one is oh oh there's two skeletons over here oh [ __ ] there's another question it has to be a newly tamed wolf kingdom we're also adding rules as we go along well he's the king though he can do whatever he wants so a newly tamed wolf no i never know all right what about a wolf that's oh i heard a skeleton i heard oh i heard a skeleton a bunch of [ __ ] and there's another skeleton behind me that's still here well that's not good getting mobbed you're fighting going on there's a lot of clicking he's fighting something i heard something explode uh here's a uh wolf for you my lord did you even get it from wool yeah the funny thing about it too is on the way to wool i found two wolves in the wall in the water just hanging out i just they were a lot closer i just didn't have a bone thank you here's your food michael they don't have a map to direct me back the hell is michael doing negative yeah there was a creep i believe maintenance all right it's a four-way tie for first place this is gonna be a short video come on man yeah get on the board sorry yeah ryan you sucky [ __ ] i'll wait for a very nice person oh sorry right maintenance done hey ryan let's be friends okay let's hang out outside of work and have meals all right well that's not gonna happen yeah it's not crazy don't see that but ryan you need food ryan i've never seen ryan outside of work all right do you think he exists what do you mean well define outside of work outside of this building [ __ ] we went to [ __ ] uh film that versus that was outside yeah uh that was we were also i asked if it was outside this building all right so is everybody back gavin here's your problem hello thank you ray jersey mike's in a bit oh oh oh well done ryan all right because i didn't come from that way you guys can keep what you're holding right now all right people are holding you can kill each other right yeah and you need to get a full set of armor but each set has to be a different material christ all right all right [ __ ] that one forever go god damn damn dude can we still to be fair that was jeff's suggestion can we not touch from our chests like ever are they locked in yeah they're locked that was one we wrote down in the car wouldn't it yeah hey look here's the [ __ ] skeletons for days oh and a creeper oh my god scully's every day so i'm gonna make chainmail scally you can't make it oh okay i mean you physically can't make it i'm well left well well then why are you gonna do it i was just kidding why are you gavin you can't joke can we use any [ __ ] that king uh king can we use any uh items from previous uh adventures no okay so nothing from our chest yeah nothing from chess at all dude okay hey what's up not a problem oh we can kill each other can we yeah you want to go no i don't know what is that that's diamond gold leather iron gold [ __ ] so it's a diamond diamond hunt essentially and leather yeah it's a leather hunt i mean cows right am i right dogs you are right when you're right you're right so jack and gold so we're about to go to australia again i am why well actually at this point i'm probably a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah how was it it was awesome it was unfortunate about that thing that happened right yeah really sad i'm sure it'll clear up just apply the ointment if jack dies on the way there that'll be really weird yeah that'd be awful we'll still release these videos has anyone got any armor yet i have wood i got worms i don't know where to start all right i'm going to start right here i'm seeing for diamond i feel like everybody thinks that diamond's going to be the challenge if you just want like an idea of how much you need a five for a helmet eight for a chess piece uh seven for pants and four for boots so iron is probably the best for chess piece yeah no diamond strongest ah are we gonna gavin right uh king ray what's up are we gonna be using this armor for the future or do we have to turn it all in at the end well don't maybe i mean you know he's not a future seer well i feel like he knows his uh you know i feel like you're fishing gavin and shut the hell up that might be an upcoming challenge i thought about making the king's business i thought about making the golden stitch stitch snitch a uh full set of diamond armor but then i was afraid someone would do it yeah probably would happen yeah we just win everything yeah you just win and also they wouldn't be coming back and participating in the other ones yeah exactly i hope that i don't break the armor now that i'm wearing it gavin's wearing armor so someone should kill him and take it what are you wearing gavin buddy i'm gonna i'm gonna put it on in a second though what are you what are you wearing guessing he's got a chest piece being made right now oh dang why would you tell everyone is chess piece the biggest one yeah yeah eight yeah you [ __ ] hey bloody hell this could have been a let's play on its own this one yeah really good god well you know you're welcome yeah thanks this is your idea to be fair it might have been gavin's idea we came up with the ideas together this was my idea the uh i was gonna use it for if i ever became king i've got nothing by the way if i ever become cake damn it anybody win yet breaking pickaxe is like a chumly does anyone have any armor or they're not gonna tell chumley isn't that the the i don't have any armor that's a fat guy yeah the fat guy from ponce yeah that's why i said all the fat guys ah crap i forgot we need to we actually need to make an iron pickaxe to mine the mind the diamond there you need more iron than you think you do yeah you did just figure that out i was a bit slow well jeff wanted a two-parter soon we're in the oh it's [ __ ] last man standing i found it god damn it oh [ __ ] ow i feel like i'm in danger guys you probably are so uh oh somebody's killing gavin no who's killing him something's happening oh who's killing me how did you get killed by a [ __ ] skeleton i was in a bloody smegging hole i could hear him for about half an hour the whole point is to like make up i know everything when you get killed by a [ __ ] skeleton man i wish i could find something other than iron i mean that's not really bad could use some iron i wouldn't shake a stick of that iron's not bad but gold and diamond would be better yeah i agree i wish i could find [ __ ] coal how often do people shake sticks and stuff a lot dude you a lot you wouldn't believe oh did i not hit you again i'm sure you probably didn't it's 50 50 at this point i'm telling you it's going to [ __ ] come down to leather does that guarantee nobody's looking for leather yeah i'm not that's all i'm looking for of course the one where you have to kill cows is the one that goes after you know uh let me know when you get it all ryan and we'll meet in the middle are ryan's gonna sacrifice edgar for it nah you're going to let him go or you ever get a free edica no you need to fear edgar all right creepy [ __ ] edgar will one day rule us all ryan 2013. holy [ __ ] ray yeah just fell out of a tree in front of me oh what did i get back oh yeah okay i can make torches okay lost all my iron unbelievable i lost every single piece of iron i had how many did you have i had about 12 pieces bloody burnt myself to death didn't i why i thought you did my skeleton yeah no yeah i died and then fell down a hole and burned in line you're dumb oh all right the throne room is a little uh damaged over here just fyi yeah blew up is anyone losing their damn mind yeah i want to skip cocaine and go straight to heroin at this point uh i don't know is that like a tear yeah i don't know that heroin is above cocaine on the tier no i prepared the worst close to water i thought meth was the worst is it worst depends on how much you like teeth meth is bad for your teeth well i don't like any teeth heroin is great for your veins ecstasy will uh rot your put holes in your brain that's not good yeah i don't want to hold it yeah it sure will oh [ __ ] i found a tunnel i see i hear something sloshing in the water it's like birthday party what is going on up there i'm gonna bump the audio on my bit here it's bloody insane probably okay i gotta remember how the [ __ ] to get out of here something is having the best party ever i wanna join him dude there goes my [ __ ] does anyone wanna crash a kid's birthday party absolutely i'm underground man we got water we got lava we got cold and now there's a child maybe there's a baby outside is that the party gavin what'd you do even a crying baby oh my god there's somebody down here with me uh oh like on the other end conflict this could be a conflict i have yet to find lava i hear lava i have no idea where the [ __ ] it is though what's it saying saying what's up i don't know why that's funny it's not don't worry it isn't michael i think you are in the same tunnel as me or oh yeah so you want to fight me no not really fight me what do you got what's that i've always wanted to kill a king i like you and i think we're friends but i think we're friends but sometimes sometimes i question that why can't we be friends i think we can be friends i like that version of the song better let us continue to be friends let's maintain our friendship i respect our friendship oh [ __ ] okay thank god i have more iron i was like i'm gonna run out of [ __ ] iron pickaxes too oh thank god don't do that thank god oh god anybody find any diamond yet no all right uh diamond man how about that diamond or gold you only need four or leather seven or eight of it well i d the snitch thing huh yeah yeah god damn it lava where are your secrets where are your secrets yeah reveal them to me yeah what do you do when you just get so agitated like right now i want to get up and like walk around i just want to like punch something yeah yeah this is bad for us we're trapped in a room bloody ryan's going to bury one of us until diamonds come out of their [ __ ] throat hey i found diamond do you really yeah just two though hey hey where are you man i'm down a hole somewhere oh right you're actually wearing a crown a diamond i mean damn it stuff is happening [ __ ] stuff is happening what did gavin just find diamond too yeah yeah boy that all happened at once enough [ __ ] iron already and coal for that after we finish this should we take a break get lunch and come back so we don't shoot each other yeah we're supposed to film like 15 more videos yeah we got a lot of [ __ ] to do today and this is we'll only have someone's second block or my first today's thursday yeah no [ __ ] like ray literally continued please don't kill me i'm not gonna kill you you of all people i will not kill thanks should we do a bloody no kill rule so this ends or will it end quickly has anybody killed each other yet no no but if that would have been gavin i would have killed him hey where are where are you jack where are we is this close to something uh well i mean the throne's over here so we're close to the throne room yeah kind of i mean not terribly close but if you guys need coal i got you covered anybody get any [ __ ] leather yes did you make it leather armor ryan yes right he did ryan with the left i have three pieces of armor now wow [ __ ] so what do you need diamond or do you know gold yep ryan gold that's all you need yep this might actually end today [ __ ] there's a cow still on the ice and it's snowing i've not seen any the entire time you say nazi i have not seen any what about nazis the no i'm gonna finish you sit there and wait entire ryan would be a good school teacher time one that the kids originally liked but then he he snaps one day and then everyone's scared of him the guy's definitely gonna [ __ ] i mean he's already snapped obviously yeah why do you keep insisting on making me do ridiculous [ __ ] like this just pushing me closer to the edge are you about to break that's another one right so at some point i was mining i got completely lost and then it went pitch black and i have no idea where i am and i've got no pickaxes no i can't see anything what i'm doing how could you possibly block yourself in i have no idea ryan just start punching the ceiling i that's what i'm doing i'm like that's what they're doing holding right trigger on the ceiling long enough that i think i've broken a block did you see that's what they do in prison yeah they punch the ceiling yeah why not lots of times that's how they escape it's a shawshank in the way out you know yeah you just put the ceiling in your in your pocket and then or it's uh dribble it out over time it's uh yeah pull it out it's like what's your face in uh that movie you know martha stewart that's close enough i was actually thinking kiddo from kill bill but oh it's [ __ ] snowing out oh [ __ ] it's been so long it's winter yeah well it was coming ray i'm on the wall i'm starving you've had the books run i have yeah i haven't read the most recent one i think it's funny i'm reading the first book i think it's funny how in the book winter is coming is almost a joke the people you know like ned always says that people kind of make fun of him for it i'm over here well yeah because nobody thinks that uh they don't take it seriously yeah nobody believes them and they're like here we go again look the guys from the north [ __ ] winter coming we get it oh boogeyman up there yeah so has winter now come like is that right yeah i'm right is that the idea on the where you were before on the wall yeah winter came all over i'm over here on the other end it was gross well here's the thing ryan yeah i have gold do you but i have pants that does not help so you already have pants vice versa your leather pants do me no goddamn good if i were to murder you that sucks that does suck and i uh i do not have any surplus leather either i used all of it to make the pants yeah it's the same here i found a bunch of gold and made pants i i'm also carrying iron pants cause i [ __ ] up and made those all right i have iron chest plate leather trousers diamond shoes all right i'm gonna use the hat so gavin needs gold how much gold do you have on you gavin absolutely none i've actually seen gold this entire game oh it's bloody peaceful under here next one will be the next year will be much easier i promise yeah like dig a dirt vlog be the first one to jump how is everyone staying so sane i don't know that's my secret i was already crazy wow i just found a wall of coal wall call wall cool that's his brother if anybody needs all the iron in the world let me know just some gold that's all i want i want gold as well ryan don't be sick redstone ow oh anyone's gonna kill me don't be a greedy little bunton is there somebody oh god who is she like a thousand now no probably like 34. 34 000. that's like a thousand in uh entertainer years right in spice girls i'd probably say hello to her be nice to her oh wow would you what a guy i'd probably say hello well she's a national treasure right yeah this is like the perfect place for there to be gold and there's no gold so i hear you dude same wow king i hate when you go underground and you end up needing wood and it's so far away i know i already had to come out for [ __ ] wood air [ __ ] like one of those wood whales and then you have too much smeg and cobblestone who gave you the idea for uni unique items in the chest ray uh nobody that was a good one boy is there a lot of iron in this cave god damn we are rinsing this place [ __ ] you under man [ __ ] your [ __ ] this might be all the iron in the world right here does anyone have gold he doesn't have diamond yeah me yeah you have all the gold michael i have gold pants oh wow that much golden you made pants i already made them that's pretty crazy crap that is seven gold that is seven gold right i found eight there's gold where are you somebody somebody fight me i want to fight somebody i'll fight you i'll fight you do it i can fight freaking out this is a pickaxe gun now i got nothing nothing all right i'm gonna fight people here we go i'm out front fight me oh god oh god mario i'm on the ground i'm coming back i'm gonna fight i'm gonna burn your face down you're gonna burn my face down yeah hey michael oh hey what's up he's foreign you ready do you have gold um i have gold pants hm i'll take it all right i want to see this fight kevin's got a [ __ ] diamond sword so he's going to win god damn it dude he's got a diamond sword yeah no [ __ ] oh he's thrown down ow he's kicking my ass and oh and you still died diamond sword what you dumb [ __ ] no wow gavin you suck at life so michael do you win no because i still uh i don't have everything i need come back and defend your runner some kind of something out of what he gave you dude i can't even pick it all up get out of here get out of here crap damn it [ __ ] ah a lot of stuff there yeah he did sure did how did i lose uh it wasn't i don't know you fought mogar that's how you lost and what i was thinking did i get all your good [ __ ] hey look what i picked up todd sausages we keep running back out here well i go with my stuff don't i we're not gonna get it like cool wasn't there another area explored yeah there we go oh i didn't have falama you got filament excuse me diamond what's up [ __ ] all right what did i get oh i got all right here's lava there's bound to be all right you've got to have enough stuff to win no because we i have gold pants and he had leather pants bloody a leather hat or something you dope i know i need to do that but gavin did give me diamond shoes there you go thanks buddy you're welcome oh [ __ ] gavin with a sneak attack from behind damn it we're almost dead no i lost three and a half hearts do you really think you're gonna kill me i don't know no you gave me diamond boots and a diamond sword no no jack hasn't said anything for about half an hour he just said something oh you found gold only three pieces of it though oh my goodness where are you i'm gonna shoot in a sock well i'm at [ __ ] reign of fire how did i get over here gavin is there any compelling reason that you should live what do you mean jesus why would i live that's uh startling oh god oh god whoa why am i on fire clever girl kevin throw fire at you jesus calm down oh that's funny honestly i wasn't gonna kill you i was just gonna leave you alone i'll guard your stuff come back over here you fell into your own trap i don't think you're in your stuff well you had a really random assortment of things i had all the stuff that michael didn't want audrey i couldn't carry it man it took me forever just to get your [ __ ] boots sword and pants pants i can't even use but i just didn't want you to have i'm sorry i didn't actually mean to kill you well you didn't i don't think i was very clever that was that i give you props that was an excellent usage of lava yeah i did not understand why i was set why i was suddenly on fire i could tell when you screamed why am i on fire yeah i don't understand this fly on my own steak kevin yeah there you go oh yeah yeah some more lava i lost my iron sword i did but he's not there all my good stuff always falls in lava you want some iron no i don't feel like carrying these around anymore so christ thanks all right boy absolutely my king hey it was grand did it help you out yeah you gave me the boots and the [ __ ] diamond sword yeah which was just fun to kill with everybody get back over here let's save the game throwing my uh second block on top of mikey wiki there's a little snow on here yes everybody get in the house we've been gone so all right i'm saving

Channel: LetsPlay

Views: 3,406,991

Keywords: build, minecraft gameplay, adventure, achievement city, open world, minecraft multiplayer, Rooster, Teeth, Achievement, Hunter, lets, let's, play, lets play, let's play, letsplay, ah, game, video, gaming, Let's play, minecraft, episode, 65, king, ray

Id: qK5nn376sv0

Length: 39min 52sec (2392 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 23 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/D-Speak]

We won't stop

We won't be stopped

F U

Brilliant stuff, Michael.

[u/[deleted]]

Gavin killing himself in his own "trap" was fucking priceless, definitely my favorite "King ____" episode so far.

[u/13thDr]

I love that Michael talks about Jack applying ointment from a rash during his trip (that he hasn't taken at that point) and after Jack actually gets back from Australia he has a rash.

[u/The-Sublime-One]

"Edgar will one day rule us all. - Ryan, 2013" - Michael, 2013

[u/lumberzach316]

What was Ryan doing to his house?

[u/BrittaB0t]

I really hope that Ryan is always separated from the other Achievement Hunters during Let's Plays so that he can continue his side-adventures unbeknownst to the others without worrying about someone seeing his screen.

[u/[deleted]]

How many times now has Geoff noticed the goeff sign?

[u/BuryTheHealer]

I love Geoffs laugh after "smoking that herb"

[u/LeftyAlexander]

I've been really enjoying these King [Insert AH Here] Minecraft Let's Plays. The challenges the king comes up with shows a little bit of their personality. (Or character they play on screen?)