Let's Consume: Better Call Saul: Season 5

[Music] wonder if sinis bun [ __ ] sponsored this damn show really you sure can get us in every season oh don't you worry wasn't cinnabun like [ __ ] huge during this time period they were in every mall like course this was also still the day when malls were like not dead I'm G take these [ __ ] out back and slip them you're changing your mind no I yes but it's for my clients you're going to call yourself sa Goodman I'm already calling myself salul Goodman [Laughter] we I just have this in my mind like that dude sitting they're just asking everybody and I almost imagined it being like the head of Lucas film just like how about you you got a good story uh no I I don't I don't have a good story how about you good Star Wars story I never heard they've been saying this this last [ __ ] we've been putting out is stepped on they said who says it's [ __ ] look those online people complain it's what they do I might dub this whole [ __ ] scene over man put a cut out of kathlyn Kennedy's face over him I could do it what they do heard about this indoor [ __ ] you know I've never met a drug dealer that I know of but if I were to place one in an environment this would pretty much be it uh-huh I find it funny too how the fish Avatar channel has ever since the live action came out has been coming out with all these yeah yeah yeah the Dig you Nos and just streaming stuff like uhhuh yeah and then like I said I did check it out and uh yeah the comments were just full of why wasn't the live action show this good my brain like the guy just opened up his mouth to [Laughter] receive this is where drugs come out children this is the drug pipe this is where drugs are born yo where you going not going in there yo I love I love this dude lifted up his shirt to show a gun in the classical gangster move zero [ __ ] W doesn't give a [ __ ] zero [ __ ] I think you mentioned it before in terms of like athletes and actors and stuff when you're in a cartel I can't imagine how many billions of dollars you must have at what point is it like ah we should retire like no you don't retire when you're physically pissing money might find yourself in possession of a few pieces of military ordinance you [Laughter] know you know how sometimes you just find yourself with a box full grenades no one knows how they got there how did these Claymores get here I I don't know if like these guys just majored in [ __ ] montages or what hey man it's it's been almost an entire [Laughter] episode Show's just sitting there oh don't challenge me I'll make a montage about someone pissing don't think I won't do it you won't all right here we [Laughter] go let's see I need to find a bunch of people that need a criminal lawyer where could I possibly go oh actually I don't think I've ever told you this genuinely in our town there is a bail or a bail bonds office across the the [ __ ] street from the courthouse so it's like you go he get sentenced to a bail like ah [ __ ] all right go across the street this [ __ ] taken care of I'm from the DA's office okay I'm giving you what for you're giving me what four will be loud we won't take this punk out back and slip this [ __ ] pulling you 50% off dude that's almost half don't you lower the IQ of the entire Street sorry officer my lawyer offered me 50% off I couldn't pass up [ __ ] no almost as if it's a murder victim just [ __ ] laying there sit there kill me please the dignities I've suffered there's no therapy that can fix this flow close up on the gnome what do you want very very Kool-Aid in Bourbon no I don't think so [Laughter] man most just like Mom used to make have you go or your loco you know I don't know if I would have played cards with my cartel boss uh definitely not either I lose money or he gets pissed either you lose or you lose [Music] right like he's watching a [ __ ] soap opera run through more clients make more money that's your problem not mine Suzanne I'm outraged witness all my outrage oh would you look at that uninterrupted time for us to go through this I guess you could say we slipped into this moment so my brother's little problem his record will be cleaner than Doris Day's Greatest [Laughter] Hits tell you what the man knows what he's doing this is his game and he is built to play Mr varo I don't know if you're aware but this is double mint chocolate chip if I uh get in there it'll ruin your interior we wouldn't want that now would we actually you know what this reminds me of uh it's the way talk about some of Stephen King's work cuz he will take pages and pages to go on at length about something that is ultimately not that important but it's just like you know setting a scene or doing a thing but he's also like big enough at this point that he's just earned the right to do that you would never let a new writer do it but he's earned the right to do it this show is kind of like that cuz I'm try to imagine you know you go to Hollywood you're like okay well the first three pages is this bunch of of ants on an ice cream cone be like no we're not doing that why terrific that's the only word for it um no no there's more words [Laughter] for Rush uh do the math it's like 7,8 900 uh $25 yeah mhm let me just slam my head on the keyboard for a minute like the cartel gives a [ __ ] he could have told them a hundred grand and they'd have paid it yeah at least if they thought he was worth it but yeah yeah there you go [ __ ] it I don't I can't break eight you can just you can just do eight I mean again we talked about it before though but like when Jimmy is willing to skirt the edge of the law things go his way he's getting paid hey you struck first this is self-defense [ __ ] Mike is in his ey wish a [ __ ] would State no [Music] that's just so good yep the old timey Street Arrow Dad yep like even pissed off still trying to be polite uhhuh I found an old can of vanilla frosting I hate that I'm still here why you what hey about expired food I thought it was relevant you ate vanilla frosting what is wrong with you how are you still anywhere sounds like a big operation silence were you talking to them were you talking to my client without his lawyer present I can't help it man every [ __ ] time Saul comes in high on his [ __ ] it makes me laugh just [ __ ] man just every time you do are like a cat I show you something shiny you're like oh I want that my client is making what I believe to be a grave error also showing a heartbreaking lack of faith in his attorney and I'm not going to lie it hurts cut me you cut me real deep strick a contract means something it's the law and it's enforceable deal with it man Ken came in there and swung her lady dick around one more thing um you're going to have to find a different attorney for future endeavors cuz my schedule is just very very tight you make time Joker doesn't find new attorneys you make time for Mexican Mark Hill I just actually the other day uh [ __ ] made me laugh really hard it's from the Batman animated series and Joker finds out he owes the IRS money and he's like frantically trying to put it together he just yells out I'm crazy to take on B I'm crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS no thank you the money for the feds um if there's no money in those Deb drops L will know someone talked wow that's like a crazy thought is essentially they're like playing the same game is the police just in a different manner uhhuh because police do a lot of let the little fish go to try to catch the big fish they're letting a little money go to try to save a contact yep that's some crazy that like [ __ ] War spy [ __ ] right there well we know this place is going to be attacked do we let it happen so they don't know we crack their code holy [ __ ] I know that thing I messed up what my grandparents had one of these for a long ass time uh this thing uh it's it's like a radio jukebox yeah I don't recognize it it's such a specific like old school thing yeah like this at the top was a quarter slot it didn't actually take a quarter just acted like it did and it had like a little flippy thing here that you could flip through like it's whatever two dozen songs it had you could press the buttons and it would play songs just look such a specific antique thing that I but they had it for like 15 years your cat sense went off oh I know that thing [Laughter] shiny did you ever have those I recognized those I I didn't I didn't have them but I knew of them yeah we had some of those those were incredibly dangerous I was going to say hugely [ __ ] dangerous cuz the first thing any kid is going to do is go you know we could throw these at each other oh we used to uh just throw them in the air as high as we could and then try and Dodge them it's like those had to have killed at least a couple kids just had to have to the point to where they were banned I'm sure they were they were really [ __ ] dangerous yeah 5 years you you go ahead and play Russian roulette with a public Pretender you're going to end up doing a decade in L Lunas you twerps even know who I [Laughter] am hey look before you offer me a job you might want to call your buddy Cliff m [Laughter] I just I can't help but think of that and just think all right I'm going to have to say something I never thought I'd say in my professional career flush the [ __ ] [Laughter] toilet followed by his [ __ ] [ __ ] box oh Mr goodness really you didn't recognize him either your honor all right settle settle down everybody settle hope this courtroom isn't too slippy for you forgive me Father for I have sliff good work it's been 48 days since my last [Laughter] slippage man I just I want that to compound like all the [Laughter] memes it's like from the [ __ ] Incredibles moment and whenever everybody's slippery nobody will be the entire [ __ ] internet just getting confused what the [ __ ] is with all the slipping memes Gordon Ramsey puts Brad on the side of somebody's head what are you I'm slippery a slip sandwich slip sandwich how can you cut between a [ __ ] car chase and a grill scrubbing and I can't tell you which is more tense I think they might have just like dumped him in Mexico so I only got one or two things he's obviously some small [ __ ] hole either in New Mexico or Old Mexico one way or the other I guess it would be Mexico Mexico and so my assumption would be one of two things either those guys for vindictive shits and giggles dumped him in a [ __ ] nowhere town or else somehow Gustavo found out what happened or you know Came Upon him or whatever and basically put him down there somewhere where um igno is that the guy's name ignasio ignasio thank you uh where he could kind of take care of Mike that's my only two guesses [Music] gotcha literally the same [ __ ] thing oh damn you show you like to know you got the right place kind of spitting some half truths here uhhuh honestly like that's a good honestly as the sheriff here I think you got to check that uh no absolutely I'd just be like uh no you guys ain't doing [ __ ] until I make sure yeah cuz I'm not going to be the guy that has to [ __ ] stand up on a Podium go well we thought it was the right house so we kicked the old guy out uh I did find Mike Tyson posted this it's day one the fun just begun that's him day one I'm going to [ __ ] break Jake Paul in half that's him getting back into the flow that's him coming off the couch like all right let's get back into this [ __ ] like [ __ ] look at him man he's vicious this man moves to like three times the speed I could and I'm half his age could tell the guy with the [ __ ] gloves on can barely keep up with him all you could see he was like winded getting hit through the [ __ ] I I tell you man if Mike loses if if Jake Paul doesn't lose outright Mike is throwing the fight that's all I'm going to say yeah if it's if it's anything other than a landslide victory for Mike Tyson it's because he's gotten paid under the table and don't get me wrong the the Paul Brothers like they are fit I'm not I'm not denying their their Fitness they're not that they are not that no but yeah I saw that that made me laugh cuz just one more time he's so [ __ ] mean like [Laughter] Golden Glove Tyson y you got to keep in mind like I'm sure he doesn't have the power anymore that he once had but he was famous for like taking people out in a single [ __ ] punch like how goes the science project Jimmy I'm not going to let him PR I'm not going to imitate him yes come on give me a nibble I mean he's a good old boy right so do he talk like this uh no no D dang [Laughter] do like wait are you being me yes this is you yes go on yes Kim would you care to take a shower with me that I was going to give that praise and then it took such a hard [Laughter] [Laughter] left okay that was pretty good he's trying to [ __ ] jury ring some [ __ ] oh I get what he's done he's [ __ ] gone and he's claiming it's a historical sight so they can't [ __ ] dick damn you [Music] Jimmy told you Kevin you underestimate Jimmy's slip game man I wish I had this [ __ ] MacGyver level of intuition when it came to this [ __ ] radiation borderline we got to get soil samples you underestimate how big a pain in the ass this man can be what he wants come on man that call Center's not moving one damn inch just calls up toim me am I still slipping you're still slipping it's all I needed there's no reason on God's green earth to take this any further it's not worth it sounds like you're afraid to slip Jimmy how dare you imply I was slipping back before you even knew what it meant let we tell you I've forgotten more about slipping than you'll ever learn I've been slipping all my life and I've never fallen that was really good actually show you scare me when you cold open like this I don't know what this is this could be anything oh it's this episode don't you don't Inspire confidence when you say stuff like that I was actually confused for a second I was like what and and then I remembered you were drinking Kimmy it was one beer doesn't smell like one beer yeah uh no joke I don't panic about it so much because it's me and I'm not super concerned about myself when it comes to stuff like this and it could be a worse choice of mental affected but my dad drives high all the time and as like young teen it scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah um when me and Neo did I tell you about our trip down to Colorado you have and so they're like hot boxing the [ __ ] out of of us talk about BL leading the blind yeah yeah and I'm like you're you're going to roll down these [ __ ] windows or I'm going to strangle you um so you know the whole way down there they have no [ __ ] idea where they're going MH um we finally get to uh Denver and they have no idea they they had no reservations or anything even though I was told they had reservations so we get there at like 8:00 in the evening with No Reservations mhm um you know every part every [ __ ] hotel and motel is all booked up and closed and everything yep they had no idea where they were at they had no Maps no directions or anything so they no map no no nothing f [ __ ] hell man like don't get me wrong like I I will forever be grateful for GPS that sh it's [ __ ] awesome it's great I I much prefer navigation that updates itself with the road system tells me where the [ __ ] I need to go I still check my routes if I'm going somewhere I've never been before yeah absolutely I do too the most terrified I've ever been of somebody driving was actually at Mike's birthday party that we had at DJ's house which I don't were you there for that I don't think you were um um I don't think I was yeah it was when we played Monopoly and and uh oh no no no I was there I was there because that's when he he got into it with Nikki right yeah yeah yeah I was there okay uh I don't know if you remember this clearly but precious was drunk off his ass yes he was [ __ ] wasted yeah and when when I I could tell he was wasted during the game but I'm like all right that's fine D has always said repeatedly you know if you're drunk in his house crash there and sleep so I assumed that was going to be the process uhhuh next thing I [ __ ] hear is oh precious drove home I'm like he [ __ ] what yeah that scared the [ __ ] out of me straight no like uh I I I never wanted to strangle somebody I don't know that bad like yeah yeah same here I I remember feeling the same way cuz I I fully expected to hear that he you know drove off the a [ __ ] Bridge or into a CT and kill hit somebody else or [ __ ] or yeah drive into oncoming and kill a [ __ ] family four or some [ __ ] okay well nothing catastrophic happened there this show always has a loaded gun and it pulls the trigger as it wants blue screen I think do you mean a green screen whatever blue okay for the record there also is blue screening you jackass do with the Green's going to [ __ ] clut actually I've even seen people do red screening before which is interesting I myself have done uh purple screening so yeah you can use basically any [ __ ] color that actually was the oldest singing exercise I remember ever doing I I don't know what uh red leather yellow leather I don't know why but it was something about the way like made the mouth form it was just this simple tune was just red Lea yell Lea red Le yell Lea red Lea yell Lea red just do that in increasing speed I don't know what it was supposed to get your mouth ready to do but we did it all the time this is actually going to be really interesting for me because I do [ __ ] tons of green screen work every time I do one of those [ __ ] Star Wars intros yeah good good can I drop your jaw sideways a little perfect that's it press record every [ __ ] time they storyboard an episode is there any and I just if we can't just fine but any possible way we can have a montage in this take your Coke out of her [Laughter] hand Jimmy are you slipping in here he's witnessing a slipping happening it's just not worth it but what about the play here the play is beautiful God this is like watching a walkoff home run just drift foul Kim you don't understand the slipping I've been doing this is a beautifully greased floor just going to waste got break they're all in the big fluffy socks the slippage is immense jokes on you I already reported to him that actually would be a really funny uh like comedy scene they have the jokes on you but it's like you're already [ __ ] from now on you obey this man if he tells you jump you say how high jokes on you I already do that okay so keep doing it from now on you're giving me your lunch money every day jokes on you I already gave you my lunch money uh uh if you were able to call the detectives who interviewed you and pass this along firsthand tell them that remember that detail okay so that is something that's actually like very roundabout smart Cu uh I forget what they call it but like there's a thing where when you essentially it's really easy to plant an idea of something in somebody's head especially if it's about something that they weren't paying attention to and so I'm assuming Mike is planting this car in her head and then having her pass it along to the police as if she just suddenly remembered it got to [ __ ] gotta love putting Mike on [ __ ] you got a problem I'll solve it in 10 minutes make it 15 I want a Pento she like his retiring no retiring yep retiring with his 22-year-old law clerk 222 same thing Tommy no oh Jimmy no Jimmy no leaving without our cash money honey I don't know you no Cliff these are not my hookers they're not your no no Cliff my hookers were taller [ __ ] hell Jimmy man just found a way to be Co and D about absolutely nothing just going over his daily scheduled H am I [ __ ] with Howard I could move that to [Laughter] lunch only once today that's that's rookie numbers I can pump that up today yes absolutely sorry sir oh man that was absolutely just a cop like gravat to to it though don't you think he should get it today I had a I had a moment earlier today which was very strange uh went and picked up some groceries this morning came back and as I'm going downstairs my stomach starts giving me pain and I'm like oh I don't have to poop right now but in 15 minutes I will certainly have to poop and it was like clockwork man I went and put the groceries away immedately was like ah there it is pooping time just like like my stomach was giving me a countdown like you should you should find a bathroom within the next 10 minutes not right now right not not right this second but soon offer more than what's on the table no no I I knew there would be Dickering so let's let's just hear the number you're looking for so $4 million 4 million very fun oh oh Jimmy no Jimmy rich and I can have a conversation with Mr Goodman man she's wife pissed MH that's a whole other kind no I want to see this man that's show is so good at character work because we talked about like in Game of Thrones there's certain scenes like Rob with the boys that could only ever go one way Kevin was never going to walk out nope that wasn't going to happen happen there's no way he would do that bank was funding [Laughter] terrorism I know you're upset but please don't do anything rash let your lawyers take care of it we'll fix this Kim can I just go to the menro no you cannot no peeing for you sure but I have to hold it no no no Kevin no Kevin would you would you close your eyes and imagine a world with me slip with me and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination you can open your eyes no imag we shake hands on that I I need a moment of silence oh I was so hopeful hang on hang on hang on we'll go let's go down to side street for a second oh updating steam no come on I just want to see I just want to read some reviews there's microtransactions in a solo player in a single player game what the [ __ ] [ __ ] seven $ for this game too wow $1.99 to edit your character appearance in a single player game after you just spent $80 your character appearance is on their servers so deleting your save file uh and making edits within the Character Creator even with Cloud saves off does not apply to your in-game character cannot delete save data/ start a new game if you mess up your character during creation either you're only allowed one character ever no new playthroughs no trying new things no new anything what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how is that acceptable it's not look how they massacred my boy and turned him into a cash crap and murdered his soul should have let him rest but instead you dug him up and waved his corpse around with makeup on like the rats you are character stuck in floor can't reload is it Autos saved can't delete character and make a new one off to a bad start Capcom that's inexcusable no solid support for mouse and keyboard oh that's uhhuh on on the PC [Music] game uh you're not going to have mouse and keyboard support on the PC game when optimation is so bad that people are committing Mass genocide to get more FPS it's kind of hard to play a game when the textur slash terrain don't render in I guess they have a I guess they gave the streamers a working copy my PC is no lightweight this guy's uh displaying disproportionately across two monitors and the graphics won't window uh running on an uh an envidia GX 48 or 480 and a 13th gel Intel Core processor this person sums it up minus five FPS per NPC on screen $2 to get a haircut oh it just doesn't run on Linux with uh Nvidia cards at all okay yeah people are saying it's uh well it it's not particular to Nvidia cuz a lot of the the complaining I'm seeing is coming from people with AMD cards in in this in this uh recommended very cool game when do I get to sleep sleep with my Pawn uhhuh manage to fry a steak just like the one in the game with a heat from my CPU alone something is very very wrong with this game it runs runs like absolute ass while barely using any of my PC's Resources with my CPU usage stuck at 20% and my GPU usage stuck at 50 50% I'm struggling to maintain 30 FPS changing any of my settings has has barely any effect on this Shadows are completely broken and there's a lot of weird visual glitches game runs like ass looks like ass but sadly doesn't excite me like ass we'll try again in a [Laughter] month oh shout out to you dude that's a funny [ __ ] review man need to tell Neo he save some [ __ ] money here man uh that's the sad part is he didn't well yeah he he even said he wasn't going to and he knew I even was in the [ __ ] call with him today and was he was just like oh I I think I'm just going to buy it I I I think I'm just going to buy he was you know falling into the [ __ ] trap and I'm just like dude has he played it at all yet no so he can still technically refund it he needs to do that uh because steam's rules are if you've owned it for less than two weeks and you've played less than two hours all right well F in the chat F in the chat I'm I'm going to include that in the [ __ ] let's consume just so people that aren't part of the Gaming Community at all have to sit through that and then anyone else that jumps in is just going to see FS all throughout the [ __ ] comment section and go what the [ __ ] happened Midway through this review I [ __ ] loved the first game it oh the first game is great like what the [ __ ] man just to change your character two their appearance $2 if you ever want your character to look different after initial creation I'm glad I found out about that because I usually intentionally make a not intentionally but I usually don't Focus much on my first character's creation because I want to know the world and then I want to go back and make a character that I like what are you going to do Lola which is not the same name Lola Bunny would be interesting it depends on which version ever it was maybe we get married but uh hold on a second uhhuh process that for a second I I missed a turn somewhere that was a dead end Street back a couple miles and now it says I'm in albuquer like what the [ __ ] happens I'm pissed at you I don't trust you therefore we need to break up because you can't promis be you won't stop slipping or we could get married and make this worse like wait what so confused I didn't follow the woman logic I have the urge to not tell you something thing but I tell you and you don't like what you hear we'll cross that bridge when we come to it no that's an important Bridge you you need to look at that one that's that's a bridge we need to to to build right now that's that's a rickety ass bridge and there's no supports this is like whenever you said you didn't want to know about any of his slipping stuff but then you wanted to be in on all the slipping stuff and then you're mad because he did the slipping stuff no rice no Glitter no bubbles no litter well what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do then can't even have a wedding in here yeah pop pop just two more pages Mike you big softy hords of the cartel drug lords Mike doesn't Flinch granddaughter asks for two more pages Mike suffer two more pages it is you know what solom M did right I am aware so I presume the chicken is going to slide down into the fryer I don't know how that makes fire per se he left the gas on too yeah but doesn't there still have to be a spark I I assume there had to be a physical spark for that to work but yeah I don't know think this never tried blowing up a restaurant with a no chicken going into a fryer with gas on before yeah just would not be allowed to do that the highest bail ever set oh wait wait wait wait wait hang on hang on hang on no I misread this there was once a bail set on Robert Durst for3 billion dollar you say billion billion for what uh good question I don't know anything about this case well this is the picture I get whenever I Google him which all right American Real Estate Heir convicted murderer eldest son of New York City okay oh okay so it looks like three cases of murder here his wife a longtime friend and his neighbor so he murdered three people uh at least two he was acquitted in one but definitely but almost certainly murdered two okay yeah so the bail was originally set at $3 billion it was ruled unconstitutionally excessive which to be fair I kind of see the point uh it was adjusted to being between 45,000 and 600,000 gotcha yeah apparently the bail amount is just supposed to be enough that like it's that pause though [Laughter] um yeah there is no like standard amount of bail it just has to be enough that they're considered uh you know that it's not excessive con compared to the crime being committed yeah so I don't know the judge would ever get away with 7 million in this case but didn't take the job cuz it's too small I don't care about it see of what I'm capable of I'm you go off on it Bob Odenkirk it's nothing it's a bacterium to me such a good actor man yeah cuz that easily could have come off as just cheesy or way too much but it didn't it came off as Jimmy just letting off on one mhm just letting go of some pent up rage yep and just the everything in in is so good the camera framing the weights of everything like hey you're the right guy for this you're nobody know H I don't think that was intentional but that's really [ __ ] funny twice security through obscurity jimm this is insane little old me and my little old Suzuki Esteem and there has never been more than 50 bucks in an esteem in the history of esteem no you sound like you he's you know to be fair he's got a point I would never look for millions of dollars on the bottom of a [ __ ] like [ __ ] mobile like yeah yeah a steam or a [ __ ] Corolla like I'm not looking under that thing for millions of dollars sorry Kim sometimes slippers got to slip I don't know if you noticed but my slippers have been on this whole time Jimmy you're in a Suzuki Esteem you can't out run them you're Offroad you're in the Jeep's natural territory the Jeeps have cornered their prey the weakest Suzuki has no choice but to [Laughter] stop and he's out there with his [ __ ] argyle socks Mike you killed all but one of them yeah I was having a bad [Music] day yeah that's about as much power as you get out of the steam to be fair with the [ __ ] box as Jimmy's Car is the bullet holes probably don't stand out jokes on them there's not much engine to hit they couldn't hit it it's the size of a net I going hit that engine stupid [ __ ] esteem can't even go over the cliff right you know Jimmy to be fair if you had insurance on it you probably just made a profit right there one of those guys got away in a car on the road this road we got to get off it he is right but like at the same time what's the [ __ ] going to do he just witnessed you murder his entire Squad I Would by yourself would have had more guys well maybe I mean he might not that's that's fair my thought would have just been that that would they would have had I guess it depends on like because in my mind it was a rival you know cartel group or whatever MH you know those [ __ ] might come back with a [ __ ] RPG yeah that's true big mistake discontinuing $1,000 bill okay that's actually just funny yes I get it show you're very clever yeah yeah all right show you're real clever Jo's just like oh man so hard to sit down with this massive dick of mine I wouldn't waste that waste what I don't have enough of this for the both of us I know that's like a meme I don't know if you can actually do that drink your own urine for hydration uh I'm pretty sure you can I mean wasn't that a uh a whole Bear Grills meme yeah I I I know it's the meme I think from what I remember reading that you don't get any nutrition from it Google why the [ __ ] would breast milk be before urine the [ __ ] is wrong with people you're Rec consuming the salts from your urine you're concentrating salt inside your body you make The Thirst worse US Army explicitly recommends avoiding drinking urine as a form of hydration even in emergency situations I like the next one down a fully healthy person who's fully hydrated wouldn't be harmed by a couple drinks a p you know just in case you like if you're curious in your past time I bet I could drink my own piss and nothing would happen all right thanks Google I think that's enough of you for the day although to be fair I think that's like the first inaccuracy we found in the show and we're in season five I do know this song oh it's some shady uh-huh um or it's not that that background beat definitely is though wonder who stole it first it first Dr the piss reject maternity drink [Laughter] piss I admire the Ingenuity Jimmy but yeah that's not going to work how the hell are you still going because I know why I'm out here that's how I have people waiting for me the they don't know what I do they never will they're protected now you ask me how I keep going that's how like just casually out here dropping a [ __ ] Banger Line Damn me uh oh I see what he's doing I okay I thought originally he was going out there just to like basically say [ __ ] it I'm done and like just as soon as that guy come and take my money uhhuh but he's setting up a trap for Mike so that they can steal that guy's car I'm guessing mhm you [ __ ] you want the 7 mil come on I'm just walking here [ __ ] man I could just watch Bob Odenkirk mutter toes self Roll Show [ __ ] well not going to be able to use the car all right show Jimmy's trapped in the desert what do you want to do Montage show is that even a [Laughter] question it's like the [ __ ] sha meme this is the seventh time you've done Montage during Show and Tell man props to her that was it it was so short but that was really good acting on her part M do not Place children on [Laughter] counter on one hand part of me wants to think why on Earth is that a common enough problem that you have to put a sign there the other part of me that's lived in humanity understands completely uhhuh oh that probably happens a lot now that I think about it yeah all right honey um I'm not going to be mad but new rule in our marriage don't go talk to the [ __ ] cartel I thought that was kind of you know self-explanatory I didn't think that was a rule I had to explain you see it that's what it's all about symbolism yep I'd be amazed if they're not using any number of uh scenes from the show in film school oh yeah I'm sure they probably are because it it it really is just like a it's like the crystal clear CL of this is how you do these things yeah back to back back to back to back home runs right I mean I've already talked about how they nail it with every [ __ ] Montage they do uh symbolism on point camera angling is on point they have a lot of long continuous takes like y writing aside and the writing is solid uh the filming itself is also [ __ ] wonderful like the music and the music direction right the sound too it's something mentioned before but like sound is so weird cuz it's one of those things you don't think about if it's doing its job well uhhuh um but yeah let me tell you if a movie has bad sound mixing oh [ __ ] you notice it you absolutely notice it where to go the B man I can't believe how they depict how easy it is to get across the border that seems so [Laughter] unrealistic nothing can be done about that do you understand that I can't believe I can't believe there's like over a billion people on this planet the only person I have to talk about this to is you ow get out of my car you chick is I will say it's fascinating that they given Mike at least four different monologues that come to mind and somehow they all feel very like in line with his character that's takes some thought to do that just spend like 10 seconds watching Velma that'll remind you hey season 2 is coming out man I never even watch season one all the way oh you know what you should do as as kind of a joke gag when that's released see if we can find like a cake that's shaped like a keyboard and just bring that in for him just get like a cookie cake and just buy your own stuff and just do a shitty [ __ ] keyboard on there takes like a bite of it to be part of the joke you're like no no no all of it holy [ __ ] I mean that wasn't a super but that was like at least five six feet damn man yeah that uh threw me off the first time I saw it like he laid it in a harsh angle no no Lo see on the esteem that's a feature comes out of the factory with bullet holes actually just what it runs on is Gunpowder and [Laughter] Lead gunpowder lead and a little bit of the shame of the owner and I gave up my severity felt well you see Jimmy this guy that wants to secede from the United States offered me a million dollars a year said I could get it on the ground floor just too good to pass up road has good choices and it has bad choices this is a bad choice Road what are you even talking about something Mike said thead [ __ ] [ __ ] we're just GNA talk I just want to talk to him I just want to talk to him are you are you kidding me with this Kim do you know for Annie got you out of jail for a murder that let's face it you're definitely guilty of shut the [ __ ] up what do you want [Laughter] that was probably the most disconcerting exit from anything ever I can't think of another St where someone has quietly walked out of a room and that's felt that [ __ ] [Laughter] tense oh [ __ ] I'll give Kim credit though like even though she knows Jimmy is lying you know united front against the the opposition she she does that which is nice it really is true this show has like [ __ ] six plot lines going on at any one time and I it it's never like it cuts to one I'm like oh this storyline like even Game of Thrones at its peak you know there was sometimes like you know cut the Danny doing some [ __ ] and I'd be like H I don't really care about the story line it's so weird because we were talking I think it was like back in season two [ __ ] uh about how uh it's so rare that you have a situation where you're rooting for the quote unquote bad guy uhhuh I genuinely feel really bad for nacho like yep he's just in a shitty spot that he can't get out of because his dad's been threatened and yeah and his dad is pissed off at him for it like uhhuh yeah man that's it's so weird CU like you know even compared to like someone like Mike he's not a good guy like he has absolutely killed people and had organized to have people killed a lot uhhuh thing about him too is like when he's your friend uh you don't need anybody else as your friend because he's just gonna he's going to take care of everything yeah but one little [ __ ] up one little reason to give him suspicion of you you're dead he doesn't even need a reason when you get an insane [ __ ] like that like they just get a suspicion in you for well uh [ __ ] that was the thing with Tuco uh yeah he talking about like yeah he just like would try to ESP whenever somebody was [ __ ] him for some reason just kill that [ __ ] there's something about Jimmy you ought to here the very next night he threw bowling balls over my front gate and I'm accosted by two prostitutes actual prostitutes Jimmy had sent them to make a scene oh well that must have been so horrifying for you the PTSD and that's it you have no idea how slippy that son of a [ __ ] can be Howard you really keep it down I I will not keep it down I want answers okay look genuinely uh it's like one of the biggest criticisms I've ever seen of him but when [ __ ] Gordon Ramsay tried to make like an upscale grilled cheese sandwich basically the entire was like dude you're way no just did you see the one that he didn't even [ __ ] uh heat up correctly no not on top of my head oh no yeah the one like he just threw it in the pan for like half a second and it was like dude that's not he threw it in like a I don't know he was in like a cabin or something and he threw it in like the the [ __ ] uh hearth fire he was like cooking it in that in a cast iron pan let me see if I can find it real quick oh [ __ ] off ad I mean so beautiful and then that's his first mistake right there is cutting it so [ __ ] thick yeah that's you would think he would know that you're not look at that I'm okay beautiful L for a second I thought he was just going to [ __ ] Whole Hog that [ __ ] like look at how [ __ ] thick those bread pieces are oh yeah know that's very thick like oh my gosh dude Again cover it with butter don't get me wrong I get you want butter on a grilled cheese there's a limit no get that out on a [ __ ] grilled cheese get that [ __ ] out of there why does Gordon Ramy just not know how to make a [ __ ] grilled cheese sandwich Inc I've seen this man cook insanely complex dishes down if you handed me that and called it a grilled cheese sandwich I would tell you you're a [ __ ] liar just use the [ __ ] stove why are you dousing the pan in olive oil you buttered the bread that's the point of that you can't push it down it's taller than you are I think she's yours look at that [ __ ] look at that it's almost taller than the pan than that deep ass cast iron pan I as well cook it in a [ __ ] pot burn the [ __ ] out of that one side it burnt the [ __ ] out of one side and then the other side's white this is inexcusable how the [ __ ] are you going to serve that to a person as a [ __ ] like 17 star Mich 17 Mich star Chef that is disgusting he he tried to pass it off at first I remember and then when everybody started seeing this it started catching on people were just like what the [ __ ] was this he admitted it he was just like yeah that was one of my biggest fuckups you recorded this you could have just redone it I know to side we would have never known you're going to need all the help you can get how many times are you trying to cook this [ __ ] grilled cheese man that's garlic bread chees melted that's what you made that looks like [ __ ] garlic bread literally not melt how did you not melt the grilled cheese it's [ __ ] cheese it melts if you leave it on the counter you say you ate this growing up did your mother not love you wow that's so disgusting I can't even finish a quarter of it feel like I want to move toia I want to just cut that off makes me feel like I want to move away from this sandwich I want to move to Tasmania forever delete all my social media accounts yeah yeah I'm doing a social media CLS no no no it's not because to the grilled cheese thing why would you think that [ __ ] hell I don't know why that just made me think of this because I haven't thought about this in years uh I don't know I assume this was the same for you when you were like in elementary school middle school did they have that [ __ ] horrifying like stiff paper paper towels uh yes I those things were like [ __ ] like spiky as [ __ ] uh-huh and they were like like ah yes go on children destroy your rectums with this [ __ ] horrifying I'm like come on man thinking back on it that's kind of [ __ ] up it is [ __ ] up I mean at the time I was a kid so I was just like I guess this is what toilet paper is and then you go home you're like no no there's a [Laughter] difference oh [ __ ] I just thought of a perfect comparison to this scene how [ __ ] like tense and on edge this is versus them sneak or versus uh the the Fire Nation kid sneaking into ozai's chamber in the [ __ ] Netflix show M cuz the whole time we were sitting there going guys what's your plan what is this [ __ ] you're telling me this is tense but there's nothing here versus this all nacho has to do is open a door and we're sitting there like [ __ ] come on man I'm gonna [ __ ] make a video on that making a me I swear of course you'd have some [ __ ] why wouldn't [Laughter] he oh I see the drug lord gets to have an escape tunnel but when I say I want one from my house all of a sudden the police have to get involved Kim you're [ __ ] me right don't know what that means yeah that was pretty telling mhm they're always pissed Big Mad Big Mad what do you want I did not I think it's a [Music] n [Music]

Channel: Chris Reads

Views: 76

Keywords: Let's Consume, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Saul Goodman, Kim Wexler, Season 5, Lightning Bolts, Great acting, Bob Odenkirk, Dragon's Dogma II, Gordon Ramsey, Reaction, Watching, Let's Watch, first time, commentary, discussion, funny, humor

Id: J1sefebRSG8

Length: 65min 11sec (3911 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 22 2024