LEGO but everything is CURSED

so if we just go ahead and grab a plain normal mini fig and start stretching out the Torso with the legs then put the arms back on it we just invented the extra thick mini fig and oh boy is he wide like nearly three Minifigs wide actually this one boy could literally be used as a barrier to defend everyone but yeah you could have guessed it the always don't really work for him anymore bro literally has to walk sideways now cursed but yeah in this video I'm going to be making some of the weirdest and most cursed Lego Creations that might actually just keep you up at night I mean I literally can't fall asleep anymore because of this video so prepared yourself to see some really cursed things okay so this is something that we don't really think about but Lego actually puts quite a lot of attention to detail in the Minifigs like for example the fact that the arms are slightly bent and have an elbow which makes them look more natural than human but what happens if we do try to straighten them out don't worry this doesn't hurt the minifig at all yo my boy looks like a Minecraft character now or we can turn at Arms 90° and now we have a t posing minifig if this isn't nightmare fuel then I don't know what is straight up cursed so when just walking around your house you can usually spot a Rog Lego brick on the floor that's it's just waiting for you to stand on it and then you can just simply Dodge it but what if we add some legs to a brick so it will literally follow your every step and always try to end up underneath you there's no other option but to just accept the fact that you will be standing on bricks all your life now ouch oh yeah because we hit 100K subscribers I actually have started building the giant Lego minifig one of these parts takes like 20 hours to 3D print but it will be done soon so if you want to see the Reveal video later this month make sure you subscribe so you don't miss the upload okay so another thing that we could do with a normal mini fig is to shuffle the colors of each part which means that now his face is blue with a yellow torso and some red trousers hey yo is this what Lego looks like in an alternate universe or we can spin the color wheel once more and end up with a red face a blue torso and yeah now he just looks like a really angry mini fig who's not wearing any pants this one is looking real sussy yikes this is just a normal Lego brick psych it's actually got really really long studs but it still works as intended it just leaves a bit more of a gap between the bricks and to be honest I can't really think when this could be useful maybe if we shorten the studs a little bit and turn the brick green and then add some Wiggly Wiggles to it we could use it to create some thick grass pieces or maybe do this if you want to freak someone out cuz they do look kind of gross and we can have different length brick studs as well like the one mini fig toll studs the five mini fig toe studs and the 10 mini fig toll studs and in theory we could keep going on forever that was cursed so most plants need water and sunlight to stay alive and be healthy well we definitely have the water pot in the UK from all the rain but the Sun not so much but imagine what would happen if someone forgot to water the Lego Plants yep the turn into droopy plants if you wanted to see what sadness looks like then this is it or if we change the color we can make it look like it's some weird cursed pasta grown out of the ground huh and it doesn't taste good trust me cursed what if we grab a normal Lego car remove the wheels and instead replace them with legs that's got to be the best way to save them fuel money instead the car now runs on pure Gizzy power same as me to be honest so the fastest a human being can run is around 27 M hour and because we have four pairs of legs that makes this car top speed at around 108 mph and we can easily make make that number Much Higher by just adding more legs and whenever you want to park your car it will simply just sit down honestly why do the cars from the movie not have legs that would have been so much more realistic lightning mcsed and since we now have a lot of spare hot dogs we can grab a Lego Snowman and take off his carrot nose and instead replace it with a fresh Gizzy bro must be hungry all the time now cuz all he can smell is hot dog goodness hey yo stop that's his nose you can't eat it m g and on the topical food we can also grab a cheeseburger but swap the ingredients around so instead we end up with a beast Cher honestly I think that's how all Burgers should come by default and we can actually ask the expert of food if he likes it ready F be Cher is busting see I told you it was good but whoever eats cursed food it will actually make them cursed as well so now scoo has a normal minifig head okay now things are getting very weird like soy scoop but anyway so we all know how Lego helicopters work you pick it up start spinning the propeller and fly around but this is a reverse helicopter where everything else spins apart from the propeller any Minifigs inside of this thing will will literally experience fighter jet level g-forces yikes dizzly cursed and this mini fig didn't download enough RAM to his body so his face ended up being very pixelated what the hell and then if he wants to change his clothes they'll actually be pixelated too but I'm not going to lie this boy still has some low res drip bro even the hair pieces are pixelated this is the scissors that the barber be using wait what the heck guys it's a creeper and in my last Cur video I actually made him look more human and gave him some arms well if we combine a creeper and a mini fig we end up with this I think bro ate too much broccoli so yeah it actually kind of looks like those Minecraft creeper skins that people would use back in the day hey yo does it explode though uh N I don't think that hurts this is a normal Lego brick except it's actually cut in half so it's literally just half a brick but it still works as it should and you can still build with it so now instead of being called a Lego brick it's actually just Le brick 50% cursed and this is the longest Lego brick ever and you probably want to know how long it actually is well it's infinite bigger than the universe itself in fact it's so big it's almost bigger than your mom that was cursed all right anyway so I actually have these light up bricks that I bought for my products video and they look really cool when it's dark I was wondering what if we place a minifig head on top of one of them that's pretty cool what if you tried a more creepy head like this possessed pizza delivery mini fig damn now we talking this is quite cursed indeed I'm scared okay so next I decided to make a YouTube post on my channel and ask you guys to see what crazy ideas you may have to help me make the most cursed things in Lego all right so let's see what the first on is small head okay so we can just grab the mini Trick's head and start shrinking it down now we just got to place it back on hang on I actually have to get rid of the original neck first and there we go small head okay the next one destroy with a hammer okay well this is a strange request are you satisfied are you happy now a Lego minifig with just arms for limbs the arms holding more arms which are holding more arms all right let's just start adding arms I guess yo this is looking wild I don't know why but it actually kind of looks satisfying bro is always going to be able to scratch his own back now what happens if he straightens his arms yeah I actually think that just might have made it even more cursed I'm not going to lie a mini fig with a tiny body but giant head and 10 faces Okay so we've got a tiny mini fig baby body then we can slap on the baby head but start increasing the scale guys this is what happens to your head if you inhale too much helium this is what someone with 10 IQ looks like and this is the Chad 200 IQ big brain mini thing bro's brain is just made up of Wikipedia Pages oh yeah I forgot we also need to add 10 faces onto the head so let's just copy the original one and start pasting it everywhere this has got to be one of the strange things I've made and next we have a minifigure with lots of legs simple enough let's just add in this blue brick to the Torso and then start clicking in some leg pieces all right so in total this bloke Ender up with eight legs bro I wonder how fast he can run now we've got making the Lego mini fig out of Lego bricks all right bet bro well there you go that's a mini fig made out of bricks hey yo if you squint your eyes enough it kind of looks like an actual mini fig next we have upside down head on a mini fig all right so we just have to open the texture for his face rotate this slap it on and BOS I hope you like it this is getting trippy now br now we can even attach an extra upside down minifig body to it and make it even more cursed oh this is quite a good one the burnt mini figure okay so we're going to sacrifice this poor Lego knockoff minifig for this what the heck you can actually hear it sizzling how about a mini fig with 100 eyes all right so let's just open a face texture again and start copying and pasting a bunch of his eyes Okay so this should be 100 eyes on a single minifig but I think they look too uniform and symmetrical right now so let's quickly try messing them up a little bit okay I actually think I kind of made it look worse now I honestly might not be able to fall asleep tonight after looking at this can you imagine though what your vision would look like if you had 100 eyes on your face bro literally takes a screenshot every time he blinks all right next we've got a minifig but with really long legs and a long neck so we can start by selecting the lower part of his legs and then we can use all of our strength to start stretching them out a little bit guys do you think his legs are long enough now look how much bigger his step is compared to a standard minifig now time for the neck so we can take off his head grab the top part of the neck and also just start stretching it then pop the head back on okay that is a long neck bro the minifig is so tall that he doesn't doesn't even fit in the frame anymore and this is what he looks like compared to a normal siiz minifig his head is so high up he literally experiences different weather than everyone else and he lowy looks so goofy even when he's just walking so this person wants a cockroach and a human hybrid I don't think that's how we spell cockroach okay so for this next one we need to grab a cockroach and a mini fig and somehow combine them together all right so actually how many legs do cockroaches even have six so I just stacked three torso pieces together then I use a couple of plate pieces so that we can actually add a back to this creature then let's adjust the colors to make them look more like an insect but now he should be able to crawl around the walls in your house and look very creepy while doing so cockroaches are actually also very squash resistant so let's see if he can survive the foot yeah he doesn't care at all and he's still smiling I definitely wouldn't want this creature running around my house all right next up we've got a mini fig built like a spider but it's still a human so I started by taking off everything that we don't need then I worked on a torso and tried to recreate that spider back hey yo he looking kind of thick and now is the time to increase the curse levels even more and add in eight legs using some skeleton arms but they kind of look too chunky right now so I made them look extra slender and creepy yeah if you don't like spiders then you're probably hating this right now I'm sorry then I also wanted to add some spider features to his face so I added in a couple of fangs and he kind of looks cute not going to lie last thing we can do is add some web that he can actually hang from and our man spider is ready to fight any criminals that might come his way and obviously delivered the tasty Pizza to the local mini figs whenever he's got free time yo bro give me a slice please so then someone wants me to make a realistic minifigure all right so I actually already made this one in my last curse video but this time I want to make it even better we need to make it so realistic that if you place it side by side next to a picture of a real human you won't be able to tell the difference okay so let's get started so first I want to take care of these blocky legs blocky legs are good if you exist in the Minecraft universe but in real life legs have muscle definition and actual shape to them so I began sculpting and after way too much time staring at legs I finally finished my masterpiece it kind of just looks like someone melted it but after duplicating it to the other side we can slap on a jeans material and the legs are looking fresh SH now now let's add some definition to the Torso so I want to make the minifig look buff but I'm not really that good at 3D sculpting so this is what I came up with this is what Peak Performance human body shape looks like then let's add some big muscles to the arms and then we can add some clothing material to the whole thing okay and now the standard Lego hands look out of place so I spent a bit of time fixing them as well perfect that's ultra realistic now my god what have I actually created but now this is the moment that we've all been waiting for the head so I downloaded a suitable reference model and started chisling away at the minifix face honestly this whole process made me feel like I was creating some Greek god statue and to be honest it's not far off bro he Loki looks so empty and soulless inside but in my opinion our realistic minifig came out looking like an actual piece of art so yeah leave your cursed Lego ideas in the comments below and I'll try to make as many of them as I can in the next part but yeah thanks for watching see you next [Music] time

Channel: BLOKEST

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Id: m9E10tNSYPU

Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 05 2023