LAZARBEAM CONTROLS MY GAME... again

what's up guys yes laser beam controls my game in season six yes back once again with laser beams favorite challenge giving me pain now if you don't know what this is pretty much lana will watch my game and whatever he says goes doesn't matter how hard doesn't matter how dumb whatever he tells me to do i will have to do it hope you guys enjoy remember to subscribe hit that like button and of course use code fresh in the item shop all right laser beam controls my game season six what do you want to control my skin as well what am i wearing uh mission mission number one is to write my ten commandments what what are my ten commandments fresh bro what the hell is this man all you gotta do is control my fortnite what commandments you do look like the mystical man i want you to wear the laser beam skin okay yep of course of course i want you to use the tron disc the tron disc what yeah it sucks okay i'll use this slide all right i'm killing him all right i'm in the game lane is there any specific spot you want me to land for our season six controlling my game i would like you to land at uh at coral dude who goes coral exactly okay all right okay rule number one of you me controlling your game um you're taking precious time out of my day so if you could shut up and stop complaining that's rule number one do i complain a man mate you remind me of when you were a baby and you just whinged all the time okay i'm crying all the time what yeah what you're gonna how are you gonna control a baby from damn whinging dude it's a damn baby a pillow god damn what the hell ladies and gents if you put their head on a pillar they'll go to sleep oh yeah yeah i want you to pickaxe a shark you want me dude are sharks even in season six i have no idea i want you to go find one you don't have to kill it i just want you to hit it once with the dude what if there's no sharks in season six well then you have to eliminate yourself well uh this is eventful action-packed game let's go can't stop t find a shark mate i'm looking for the shark and i'm out of fuel great i guess you'll have to swim okay well i think they may have actually vaulted sharks in which case um nah surely there's sharks no as if they just take bruce out of the game in which case i'm gonna need you to eliminate yourself i i still believe okay yep i don't think there's all right well you failed the challenge so um i guess you've got to eliminate yourself okay okay what a great what a great first game let's go um look you didn't give me any time to think about this uh i don't know what you want okay mom drive tell me where to do i'm going i'm in the sky i'm just sitting with my glider sorry no i was just waiting till uh i can watch i want you to go to the farm the farm above um colossal crops yeah oh no colossal crops yeah yeah going to colossal crops okay all right mate i want you to shoot a chicken wait there's someone on me can i fight this guy i'm a lat spider you gotta kill a chicken first i gotta kill a chick yeah you don't let it kill anyone in this game until you kill the chicken that's i'm literally wait chicken okay okay okay but i have one building now see that meat yeah that is the only white meds you can use okay nice real you're allowed to use shields i'm allowed to fight this guy now though i'm allowed i'm gonna actually kill the chicken there we go okay all good mate oh god sorry and i can't stress enough you're allowed to use shields this game but that single bit of meat is the only white meds you're allowed to use this entire game i'll make sure i damn hold a bunch of damn meat then we're going back to the cake no no no no no no no that singular bit of meat oh one piece of meat is the only white meds you can use all games oh come on that singular piece of me okay okay i get you i get you oh okay kill that guy all right i'm going to a spy up is that it i just i'm not gonna fight anyone on the way i'm gonna go straight there ah i'll judge each fight it's pmac can i kill pmac no pmac i want you to try and run down fresh with a truck don't lose your mission for this game is to run over fresh with a truck okay so i'm just sending it yeah yeah just send it quick all right [Music] just me and my chicken wow i ran from here just to get back here well you know um i just wanted to see you fly mate i'm well do i just keep running around with my chicken sure the only way you can drop that chicken is if someone shoots that chicken oh so if they shoot me and not the chicken i have to keep holding the chicken dude if anyone's shooting at me they're going to shoot at me first not the chicken dude i'm watching behind me i'm ready no shoot the chicken he shot the chicken yeah i'm allowed to fight him i'll fight him i don't think that's what i said but you know honestly can i kill him or not yeah go for it okay okay just a random default oh my shield i can't lose whites dude all i've got is one piece of meat okay like i good mate i wanted the chicken to die uh but it's all right you said if the chicken gets hit i can understand the confusion look the chickens the chickens probably still alive there's a it's a museok skin can i take him out oh no actual style on him bro okay i don't know how to sell him he's just doing nothing and uh boxing like a fish mate he is boxed right now he's boxed like a fish mate uh say something no don't say something mean that muzo down he had a black knight shield as well that could have actually been earlier honestly if you don't hit a bow shot like you don't have to kill him he's got to hit him if you don't hit it you've got to jump off the spire do i only get one shot well no you get to like until the storm comes okay six and a half hours later surely brother's only 14 other people oh yeah lara croft just strolling around this guy doesn't this guy doesn't even know he got shot hello oh thank you for saving my life twitch tv thank you oh god was his name oh this remy you don't have any white meds mate oh wait oh my gosh that that's that's okay that's okay no shield fish shield fish is only blue so i'm all right i still haven't popped any white meds this whole game i want your next kill to be a bow kill fresh i want you to tell me how much you love me i love you graphic detail not a graphic detail i want like at least a three paragraph response to how much you do i don't know how to speak in paragraphs what the hell do you mean well i just mean at least a hundred word answer how much you love me tell me how everything i mean to you ecot you are just the best father i've ever had and you know low bar low bar so i mean i'm telling you how much i love you yeah i'm just saying that's a bit of a low bar like you know best dad you've ever had like there's like you know i'm getting this bowling ball i i love you so much you are just you mean the most this to me and you are just such a great father such a good friend father brother son same sh it um you gotta be cocky there mate and i wasn't telling me how much you love me and you just mean so much to me and you've done so much for me and i um yeah can't wait to live next to you one day in a nice house in the nice house to get not together but just next to each other where we can show our love for each other every day for the rest of our lives yeah i'm really liking this and and you're just so special to me dude what they cannot [Music] [Laughter] you might be dead but at least you love me that ain't my bad dude this guy's just sitting here and doesn't miss a single shot with his scar are you kidding me that wasn't my fault that was no matter ah fresh fresh i want you to get to the top 10 without a single kill okay not a single kill yo oh my god dude that's harder than that's harder than you getting 10 kills like oh my god mostly because i've got retailers you're going somewhere with a bunch of mats or something mostly just because i want you to survive i don't want you dying yeah you're allowed to have all the weapons and loot and stuff you want but no kills i'm i'm loading i'm looting not fighting anyway i'm allowed to hurt people to scare them away right i guess but as long as i don't eliminate them as long as they don't eliminate them it should be all good [ __ ] that beautiful i got a shockwave we'll see how good of a coward you are mate i'm excited i can play as a coward when it's neat you best run away buddy what the hell who is this all right mate well there's uh 37 alive so i'm keeping it easy for you uh just because you know you had you know you did so well last game i thought i'd just give you such a simple challenge to make it easy thank you like dude what's this guy's using a pistol and just hit every shot this guy just did 100 damage brah new season game is a wild man day two this is the most boring game i've ever played in my life it's it's just this is thrilling this is amazing i have zero limbs coming in the top ten dude what is this all right fresh you're now in the top 10. this is really cool for you i want you to drop every single weapon you have does the bow count yes everything counts can i loot yeah you can loot again just not those guns you spent the whole game gathering those weapons uh i just wanted to make sure you got rid of him straight away no no i'm wow oh hey fresh i seem to remember you didn't get me that bow kill last game so i wouldn't mind if you did that right now oh no i didn't all right am i allowed to fight people like normal yeah yeah yeah sure ah okay okay i want you to hit those petrol pumps until they explode just for fun okay well just just explode them but you're an idiot i never said you have to die you have to hit them until they explode what do you mean i have to keep hitting them until they explode hey fresh i want you to be a friendly guy what do you mean these guys aren't friendly i want you to throw a medkit at someone like add them like hit them i wanted to like you're gonna hit someone with a medkit when they have their purple pumps yeah you know just try your best oh am i even allowed to shoot them yeah yeah yeah i just mean like i want to see you try and share the love mate hey have a medkit dude there you go bro all right freshy boy one last challenge what's the one last challenge i have ten dollars challenge i have ten builds against two full sweats what what challenge could i have right now i don't know i'm kind of just like trying to decide on how mean i am to you right now i have 10 builds and these guys think this game is the world cup i want you to get one of their shockwave bows then shockwave the last guy you just died i can't get it i'll literally look let's have a look see where it is i can't get it you could have got it i'm gonna die because of it i don't have mats i wasted too much mats it's all right i'll let you use a pump i said i'd let you use a pump oh my god you got so lucky oh god oh dude that was a bit of a scuffle but that was mostly just because i felt sorry for you dude why is everyone in this game playing world cup me everyone i versed after top 10 were just cranking and joining walls then putting cones and that guy just hit like four shots of me midair with the scar and he's falling at the same time like what the hell all right that's a strain in the brain that laser beam controlling my game is too stressful [Music]

Channel: Fresh

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Keywords: fortnite, fortnitebr, fortnite battle royale, mrfreshasian, mr, fresh, asian, fresh fortnite, battle royale, challenge, meme, popup

Id: kT63KMGpB24

Length: 13min 13sec (793 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 23 2021