Last Of Summer Wine S3EP7 Isometrics And After

[Music] [Music] some of the new people is you know expectancy used to be think I was Everest fittest we are sleeping to have NASA my sort of polishes come from the top into the performance girls okay you listen to jumping to conclusions just because we found three last legs collapse when talking about a long shag bass game I just as booked as we are it's ridiculous even poopy up I've always kept myself in first class fighting trim yes not trend as because I thought back inside stormy he would say scientific term for flashes in front of the eyes turn our backyards a big enough take tickets but I want to give chickens for the ideal place for rural facility or then splashing distance of a Wesleyan reform job that was that day do you think it's empty what about all the spirits performer worshipers I don't believe in that this is alpha Padgett used to go there with a grim expression you can't not believe in mrs. Arthur Patrick so she still alive I don't believe we dead Methodist don't you ever give any thought to the possibility of an afterlife don't you believe in anything greater than the chairman of your local National assistance board when zeis dead there's dead I thought I wanted that save Bologna but if we were already afterlife I could tell you what Detroit eat my dad told me you were just voting for a friend more than three o'clock in the morning or another surprise hey well like where I won't get much sought-after I know several policemen were carrying his photo is that so NACA finish then Gahr støre blink because I'm just not I'm afraid for that oh yes I'll take it upstairs it'll break look don't interrupt a minute of all the supreme tests of physical fitness is how long you can hold your breath from the base of my prime I could do well over a minute that was very tempted to volunteer for program we've got a baseball cool or used to do better than that or the princess in the talented better than that Robin abandoned about lilac what is it I can't hear my heart beating not beautiful or some people like music I like listening to my heart beating I could hear it when we arrived so it stopped I can't have stopped would you mind repeating that with a little more conviction I can't bear that note of uncertainty in your voice you can let it divide if you like maybe sometime when you're not so busy oh well just a bit out of condition that's all give you a night I'll soon get us back into shape you didn't find this movie forgive me mr. Wainwright logical Medical we're not machines you're very understanding groups no it's true not everyone respects the person's need for a moment of quiet reflection a person like you this monkey Samiha tis need and needs it's true and I respect to fight without it I feel weighed down by the terrible inertia of one's petty bourgeois environment god I know what you mean Elliot's wasteland is depressingly Rails to a night absolutely I can't understand by the council didn't stuffy with the compulsory purchase key are salient the poem The Waste one oh that Elliot sure it is still possible isn't it for the individual to carry within him or her a fragment of light flame of something isn't it yes sir I'm sure you're right it a favor something yes sir and we will have that plane your work that terrible movie have a sacred duty to forge a better society or even the poorest can benefit from the light within us exactly it means we've got to get the Tories out right and this an array has done dissociation you have a fine mind personally I think like you mr. Wainwright yes I know you do that's what first put me on tuition you've got some good legs too I like this one in particular ha ha what he doing down there with your leg are you to engage Hey yeah so I travel to keep mom at work just have a little candle until there's only more thorny about Earth after pray back to physical fitness that's what's very different volumes I warned you it's like that moment in the film but you know when this nosy idiot lifts the lid of Dracula's coffin and you know what you're gonna have to go through before they get it back on again oh I tell you about this master by the way you put their books away I will probably start to take a little corner and give you a right to look for advice you're not the court night that returns so to the Royal Army service port well that was a right ladies regiment very stands there ferment in Israelis putting all the glamour of an ex Beckham at a chemical toilet the to the family affair fine both of that whose exploits are still shrouded in a veil of official secrecy thing about our Baba see normally wants to take the lid off look that's me opposite little credit take some always think these days there is money on the GTS you've fallen to pieces man I've noticed a process of deterioration now there was a time a Damon no one was faster than you at touching your toes someone only I could drop a second and if it down there that that's just fine if I crack like a whip you know all right Charlie come on Tommy just got a and down there on that line a good time it's not scary to us there we go pull a muscle with all that with by partaking in the pre sale value for our taking in the creek we please yeah could you produce yes whiskey what the look okay I think I'll find that's your right listen I'm the greatest that's we let Duke stop prancing about it is I suppose the freezer to be built someone put him out for the discount to be grateful when you've got your britches tired up with a bit of old goals like your clothes now you're sorry no listen to add upgrade this process resident if a beads of perspiration on Oprah's epidermis for the filthy epidermis is near give me a clue I told you happy terms epidermis we granny used to wear one of them I think in a plant pot in the we got a screed district I look up in epidermis talking about your skin they were green and shiny that's right the stew I know when I'm being insulted really walk to him you look at the practice around you see I got Aviv Margot Fonteyn herself could be graceful where the britches tied up with a bit of old clothesline mule clothes I wear do you keep getting new clothes lines we have our sources read the introduction homepage I know we don't want anyone finger exercises a curry all we know here the sport in life or the supplementary benefit application forms all good things stuff you won't find any fall at the word you my reading matter taught only one word for you to the moment isometrics flattery that is what we granny kept in a pampered in the front window here's the frigid balmy lights used to sing to it every night you're the biggest isometric in the world but I must warn you foggy that teen as I am to develop a body as tough as wit called or even new clothes line I should be reluctant to start anything that might involve taking their vest off no more no you don't have to take your pissed off and point out for isometrics that's the beauty of it yes but I hope you're not spinning us any leader of men type family because you're a bit of a reckless enthusiasm times foggy so you can do it all in your plastic messy tonight for well you say that now but this latest plot of yours has the squeak of pencils and the flash of nipples about it the flash of pencils and the squeak of nipples anyway well you don't trust me only courses practice it's nothing personal it's just a given a choice between a spotty and somebody who is out to improve mayor and current but my heart goes out for the spotty every time isometrics his ideal form of modern it's saddle designed for the busy executive at his desk well now it can be performed without elaborate apparatus at any odd moments of the day all you may like her at 22 Jenkinson Avenue no there's miss one and many of this can be done without even rising from your chair oh exercises sitting down right at your screen I'd admit yeah she's merely the scientific application of muscle tension to developing the strollers tired slacking wheels yesterday Oh goddamn you see I had this nagging suspicion that some of the nicest people in the world are among those with tired flattened limbs you've all been nicer to Rivet fit it wasn't what be nice people won't be nice or painting so now we're going to try these simple exercises or are we not alright alright but let me remind you that is my personal humble comment upon the world the successes of the 20th century I have this ambition so one day there will be carved on my headstone in simple Roman letters the words to his eternal credit he was never seen topless [Music] here huh exercise three we'll start with its decisive issue this one city and a snack am i rid of command we've been in to try to lift the table they are facing more exciting than looking about the dubious limit of the opposite sex no horse we shall be able to lift the table because it's screwed to the floor what is it for your firmly screwed to the floor well as difficult of the library committee isn't it will tip the natives a bit of culture but they'll just make sure that the tables as group above law hey dougie knees that's the point of Titanic the table if the legs are spooked in a floor that isn't what we might hear you very silly person as a whole basis of isometrics cue you exert pressure against an immovable object tones the muscles up don't know it would get a film clip underneath this isn't ideal form quiet exercise different do it in a crowded room and nobody need know you're doing it some people have filthy habits this is no time for confession when eyes shut up and get up now then on the way to command instant party [Music] [Music] [Music] it's merely a temporary setback I reckon I've added up anyway I don't want to get too passive otherwise the trouble won't beat all the whole point about wedding writers wasn't anything laughter if we're going to die in about a hundred years is it really worth bothering to get bit I see no reason I could concentrate without the looks you need a book teach yourself to die there's a novel thing we can do the exercises without the book I've got a grasp of the main principles I like it you'll make it low blow you trying to walk a few paces behind I don't the general probably get the impression is stolen you from the top of a qualifier well if you insist that we abandon isometrics we just have to divert the more orthodox forms of exercise just deteriorate comfortably not as start with something short and snappy like nor about these guard is hundred yard dash oh and wait a second for a 50-yard stagger i'ma settle for nothing less than a reinvigorated body now under Josh a count of three oh that's a good idea now that's a better exercise to start and on a command go I said spin to see a flying stop no stuck in going in back this is private enterprise now you can't get fit under socialism don't put me in the vicinity of my nipple oh you mister boy another regiment of civil servants to do your running for you I won't gamma Tauri capitalist poking me within the vicinity of my people to do your running oil let's chop stupid speed which is we all know Z equivalent of ebony legs firmly shackled in an angle right now one of these story talking that's what they want this down on our knees I do enjoy hearing people discuss politics it makes you realize there are things more boring than growing old right now we're going to start it up push down there never stop are they ready Anna marks there's a make a blood race we just hope we can keep up with it don't forget I'm still wearing my worries I'll listen to it I could don't complain about webbed feet many marks one two three go you return you it alright don't get the best in the jungle yeah I know but it came to show you a bit of energy it's they own miserably how much a lot of crude commercial incentive in each in a pity winner-takes-all performance sometimes it steps really already pocketed actor fide you could delighted good friends just the same things happen to your money as well hope you realize this is very much about that before another one whether I'm going to find anybody at all we wait hope your same quantity ask don't always if every smoke dis assailants kind of on waiting time oh yeah exact now that King Farouk scuffed up in the royal treasury one two three go you'll have to move that bush a bit Nero's hockey haha physical punished by this I lose you Helsley way it's a fit about 1:30 Jesus did never think so wait a bit I've got an idea [Music] I have this affinity for the water it's not that I've got the C in my blood it's more like a phone you for putting shallow rivers I won't be able to see the bottom a passion for Inland Waterways to be better than having a C in your blood the Bailey's is faculty in their blood and look how they finish up with an international reputation for pornography seems they'd like to see the bottom two hey you're a big drop idea but rabbit droppings well finis pockets good for somebody looking it was just an idea if I do this let me tell you what it is we are best sorry that's why the human race was very religions for thousands of years because it wouldn't keep its ears open we're prepared to believe that it is a brilliant idea it's just that we cannot hear about the other grounds of the earth came doing bitter APIs all the pieces of hay or Dona mati what are you doing here don't you come near me you want to have a look about that box yes in a way yeah he will do it I will yes what are you talking there I want this crying to me stop let's stop this is Bucky's will get here now so I can spend more time going on selling at the van hey put that around the premises at last let go get up a bit though she'd let me get through some black tights and a little skirt you know so she can slink around singing songs like Marley we go track Oh Tom you don't think that's the best I've invited someone crisp crisp so reckless win or dare or they didn't go croaks they went not sloppy becoming in Iran who can't keep your edge of a canyon look look at these no violet didn't come here to be insulted why not the customers do if you've any complaints see my missus no it's alright Sydney we'd rather have a complaint and see your mr. head is not going to you and well I'm three of your horrible meat fires be sitting what the smaller will be prior to the larger small windy just take the wrapping off you'll spoil the flavor okay about my idea it is pretty aaaa do like to see an attractive woman dabbling through running water what's attractive you don't movie lucky she's got a new pocket I've seen her with her hair down screaming that there one I've seen are all gone up on our way to bingo why is it women look so much when they go to bingo their eyes sparkle sad isn't it that they seem to prefer it to adulterer for second round ignore they're not many picture palaces these days that have been converted into centers for adultery no no I didn't like it she won't trust me with anything or applicants and accountants we have recognizable boobs did you see our seasonable day always that's what we want you see a framer like IB it's also difficult Apple what we want is very little bit for you listen to my idea I thought you were going to mold that man I'll tell you what I'm going to do what when is Marlene going to do a cover it oh just ignoring mrs. Bassin I don't I send out analyze ignore meaning he shouts through my letterbox words like Seadrill miles is for Nora life is passing us by the time will come when you're long for my passionate lips to be pressed closely against your letterbox people mouth and chances are that all and I know is everything your male sex gun typical Ollie the van it's get see whether you load it or not I've never met a man yet that's more powerful woman that's a trouble you can't get out of a good woman can get you're not my idea the ideal form of exercise for a stored in unfit middle-aged bodies ah we've got the idea it's just the opportunity isn't it Nora falling in love again never sit down - okay this idea of mine will appeal to you particularly because it involves sitting down I'll be glad when this is over why do you always look at things negatively why don't you see the positive side I'm positive I'll be glad that this is all that it's highly beneficial to the quickness ah what's your problem I think your geography is a bit wrong foggy within a few miles we slip into it as if you're born to it I hate it I've never met such a pair of complainers you sit there and you do nothing but mode sitting I'll take you most the way to the stirrups and cast Ingrid England's prejudice in the spirit behind the charge of the Light Brigade through unity resistances there's a horse made this nation great and uncomfortable he realized it was this part from the floor so woken up control on the egg like a savage beast his head does a bit here technology is oppressive horse he's got perfect underground the wandering fluffy and you're worried is that we won't go any faster than this I don't worry about him going faster I'm worried about stop it squeeze the brake Oh your stupid things oh I do it I can run away but at this speed you getting something cable funny divorces there is no danger of a feeler should always jump up come up here nothing crazy I've got miss kids at this I just stop them if you like it I should imagine after a while you get used to this rolling motion and start feeling more sick you lead from this don't have to panic just leave it to the horses their faces hold the horses know where they're going [Music] you

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Length: 26min 37sec (1597 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 31 2017