>> I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY. >> I KNOW YOU ARE. >> WE CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE. >>> SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT CURB? >> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT. >> THAT'S FUNNY THAT YOU SAY THAT, BECAUSE YOU WERE SO -- >> ISN'T IT A LITTLE FREAKY KNOWING THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE JUST STANDING THERE WATCHING? HUH? >> THEY CAN'T HEAR US. >> WE'RE ON TELEVISION? >> THAT HAPPENS, THAT HAPPENS. >> WE HOPE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING. >> YOU HAD A RULE THERE WERE SOME THINGS YOU DID NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT. >> LET'S TALK ABOUT ANYTHING, EXCEPT THE ONE THING WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. SO LET'S START THERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TRAVIS AND TAYLOR? >> YOU REALLY GOT A NERVE. YOU REALLY GOT -- YOU'VE REALLY GOT A NERVE. >> YOU BRING IT OUT IN US! >> WE WEREN'T GOING TO! WE WEREN'T! >> I USED THE S-WORD ONCE BEFORE ON THIS SHOW SOME YEARS AGO. I'M PREPARED TO USE IT AGAIN. >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION. AND I THINK YOU KNOW, IT'S I DON'T GIVE -- >> OKAY. >> A SCHNOODLE. >> LARRY, IT'S YOUR FINAL SEASON! IT'S COMING. >> ARE YOU BUMMING? >> NO. >> WHY IS IT THE END? NO ONE'S SAYING END IT. >> I THINK, YOU KNOW, I'M ALMOST READY FOR A NURSING HOME. I MEAN, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE OLD FOR A GROWN MAN TO BE ACTING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COLLEAGUE J.B. SMOOTH SAID? HE SAYS THIS. "I THINK HE'S GOING TO GET HOME, SITTING AROUND HIS FANCY LIVING ROOM WITH HIS FANCY LITTLE COFFEE TABLE, DRINKING ONE OF THOSE ESPRESSOS WITH HIS LEGS CROSSED OVER -- >> LOOK AT HIS LEGS CROSSED OVER! >> -- AND HE'S GOING TO GET BOARD AND LARRY'S GOING TO CALL EVERYBODY ONE AT A TIME, MAYBE ONE YEARS FROM NOW, MAYBE TWO YEARS FROM NOW, BUT LARRY'S GOING TO GET BORED." SO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO COME BACK AGAIN. >> PEOPLE DONE BELIEVE ME. THIS IS IT. >> THIS IS THE FINALE. LARRY, ANOTHER THING THAT YOU LOVE TO TALK ABOUT, FINALES. WERE YOU STRESSED OUT ABOUT DOING THIS FINALE AND GIVING "CURB" THE PROPER SENDOFF? >> A LITTLE BIT, IF I MAY BE HONEST. >> SAY MORE ABOUT THAT. >> WHICH I DON'T LIKE BEING, FRANKLY. BUT YEAH, THERE WAS SOME TO-DO ABOUT THE "SEINFELD" FINALE. >> THERE WAS A TO-DO. >> WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> CAN YOU GIVE US A LITTLE HINT? >> NO, I CAN'T. >> WHY? BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO ITEM. >> YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO. YOU TWO, YOU'RE NOT CUT THIS YEAR. >> WE'RE NOT IN IT, ARE WE? >> WE'RE IN IT?! >> YOU'RE LYING! YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME! >> WE HAD SUCH A BIG BIT LAST TIME, REMEMBER ABOUT THE PICKLE! >> LARRY'S LIKE, HEY, STATE LATE, I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN "CURB," AND WE KEPT DOING THE LINES OVER AND OVER. >> YOU WERE VERY GOOD. YOU WERE VERY GOOD. THERE JUST WASN'T ROOM FOR YOU. >> YOU DIDN'T REALLY PUT US IN THE FINAL? >> WE'LL SEE, WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH AND FIND OUT. >> I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT. >> I'M NOT EITHER. LET'S GET YOUR TAKE ON A COUPLE OF THINGS. >> LET'S GET MY TAKE. >> HERE'S ONE. >> OKAY. >> IS IT EVER OKAY TO CHAT AND CUT? NOW, CHAT AND CUT IS WHEN YOU SEE YOUR FRIEND, YOU KNOW -- DESCRIBE WHAT CHAT AND CUT? >> CHAT AND CUT, THERE'S A LINE, AND MAYBE YOU SORT OF KNOW SOMEBODY A LITTLE BIT, YOU'VE MET THEM ONCE AND YOU GO AND PRETEND LIKE YOU KNOW THEM VERY WELL AND THEN YOU DON'T LEAVE THAT POSITION IN THE LINE. THEY'RE AHEAD IN THE LINE. YOU'RE LIKE, OH, HEY! AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'VE CEMENTED YOUR POSITION IN THE LINE. >> HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT? >> I'VE DONE IT, YES. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE STANLEY CUP -- >> NOBODY CAN DO IT IN FRONT OF ME, THOUGH. BECAUSE I SEE THE CHAT AND CUT. >> THE STANLEY CUP CRAZE. >> THE HUGE TUMBLERS THAT EVERYBODY LIKES TO WALK AROUND WITH. >> PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER THEM IN WALMART. THEY WANT THAT BIG JUG, FULL OF WATER, SO THEY CAN CARRY IT AROUND AND DRINK OUT OF IT. >> YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT? >> HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT. >> BECAUSE YOU DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW. >> OKAY. >> WHAT'S THE APPROPRIATE LENGTH FOR A STOP AND CHAT. YOUR ON THE STREET? >> GOOD QUESTION. GOOD QUESTION. AGAIN, IT DEPENDS HOW WELL YOU KNOW THE PERSON. I GUESS ON THE STREET, MAYBE, 90 SECONDS. >> THAT'S LONG! SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT PEOPLE SEE YOU, YOU LIKE THEM STAY 90 SECONDS? >> NO, NOT ME. I'M TALKING ABOUT A NORMAL PERSON -- A PERSON. >> HOW LONG'S A LARRY STOP AND CHAT. >> 15, 20 SECONDS. >> THAT'S THE MAX. >> HEY! HOW YOU DOING? HEY, SAVANNAH, HOW YOU DOING! GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU OKAY? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN WE DO THIS ANOTHER TIME? >> YOU GOT LUNCH WITH ELMO? GOT TO GET THERE. >> HOW ABOUT LEAVING A PARTY, OKAY, DO YOU HAVE TO GO UP TO THE HOST AND EVERYBODY THERE AND SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES OR ARE YOU A -- >> ANOTHER GOOD QUESTION. PRETTY GOOD TODAY. YOU KNOW, THE GOOD-BYES ARE A TERRIBLE THING IN LIFE. THEY'RE JUST -- PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO NEGOTIATE THAT. BECAUSE EVERYBODY ALWAYS WANTS TO MAKE A PLAN WITH YOU. LET'S, LET'S -- OH, YOU KNOW, LET'S HAVE LUNCH OR WHATEVER. THEY CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT A PLAN. SO NOBODY WANTS TO REALLY SAY GOOD-BYE TO ANYBODY, BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS THE PLAN. >> EXACTLY! I AGREE. SO YOU THINK, JUST SLIP OUT. >> HODA DOES THAT. WE CALL IT THE HODINI. JUST GONE. >> THEN THE NEXT TIME THEY SEE YOU, YOU DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE? IT'S LIKE A TRAGEDY. YOU DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE! OH, YOU POOR THING! OH, I DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE! >> YEAH. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE INVITED TO A PARTY AND THE HOST SAYS, NO GIFTS? DO YOU BELIEVE THEM? DO YOU NOT BRING A GIFT? >> I'M NOT BRINGING A GIFT. BY THE WAY, I'M NOT BRINGING A GIFT EVEN IF THEY SAY "GIFTS." >> OH, YOU'RE THAT GUY. >> I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON FOR THAT LENGTH OF TIME TO GO OUT AND BUY THEM SOMETHING. THAT'S INSANE! >> REAL QUICK. TIPPING. TIPPING CULTURE IS KIND OF A THING RIGHT NOW. WE JUST DID THE IMPROVE, DO YOU WANT TO TIP 10, 15, 20%. WHAT WOULD YOU TIP US FOR THIS INTERVIEW? >> YOU WOULD HAVE TO TIP ME FOR -- I'VE NOTICED, LIKE IN THE LITTLE COFFEE SHOPS, RIGHT, IF YOU GO IN AND GET A CROISSANT WITH A CUP COFFEE, AND THERE'S A TIP SPOT, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> IT FREAKS PEOPLE OUT A LITTLE BIT. >> LIKE, HOW MUCH DO YOU TIP? >> HOW MUCH -- >> WE HAVE FIVE SECONDS. >> HOW MUCH DO I TIP? 50%. SOMETIMES 100. SOMETIMES -- >> LARRY, WE LOVE YOU! >> WE LOVE YOU.
