Lark Souls - Mega-Baited [Episode 8]

the sense fortress there's snakejuice annuities [Music] they're fine okay all right yeah I'll check this out we'll shoot like I died what how do you mean what what you'll never know he just died my secret oh there was a whole note stairs yep yep is there like a trap or something yep don't worry you'll see when inevitably die and you have to come through this area not [ __ ] isn't it he said a fortress full of traps - okay I'm expecting cute fed boys instead dunno yeah I'm in the wall yeah wall looks like you owe me me what what do you carry me oh yeah how did he activate the trap then but not earlier also I'm standing on this guy's campaign of the crater quick oh when I know that mimics exist in this game and it worries me that we have never encountered one yeah name gray fruits got an idea and awful idea that gray fruits got a wonderful Oh will I be here I'm so well thank you it was Reading Rainbow thank you for also wait were you saying moths yeah that's good I know mimics exist and like worries neither of Dirksen's - oh is it really yeah oh yeah I'm shocked they don't exist in this one yeah they're like they kind of became like famous from Dark Souls 2 oh I forgot it keeps rolling time for munching I'm gonna take on sands fortress and live to tell the tale where's Pollux because I see a caster ha ha Wow I'm super proud of you for getting them it's our friend oh he's here yep tell me anything real hon so now we can't get past the boulders so nobody needs us to help them again all right I'm super relaxing sounds oh you should run down man down after it yeah it don't touch the back of it what yeah I should have said that earlier the back of it hurts you okay yeah it was [Music] you see right here to see me run it yeah you see me running there's gonna be traps oh my [ __ ] me like I got more faded than they were bit didn't tell me they were so glad that you brought it up like right before we found the first minute oh you were like quick to respond with more they aren't in this kid you said it immediately it was so convincing yo Gil annoyed big rocks I'm talking big rocks yeah who's in here oh that's right do you have to kill them you don't have to but you get a lightning spear I think I got it all right here we go there aren't that much at all right and the bullies get enough yeah yeah no back up back up oh yeah you got on that and notice Heather's Everdeen on water so what I played get off don't worry don't let it go all the way up because it goes all the way up and then there are spikes there and they crush you just lovely yeah oh this was a [ __ ] you you really just have two runs and they did no don't do it in multiple goes do it in one go okay ready watch out don't go in there that's a trap don't don't don't go anywhere they like to spin around yeah it's gonna say oh I suppose run it the whole way out of me there you go oh there's the councillors down there party going on down there I wanted to beat Steve get a longneck your space they're literally stinks like I don't want to rain on your parade but they are literally cities there are little ease things right oh wait they only make me out why is there not a boulder in the previous cycle gonna be paid what was what actually just had the massive paint is what happened why is there not a bolder than the previous time it like made the sound master me thanks fun nothing is going to hurt us here I can already tell like is it China the third one throwing bombs at us oh my god here I heard maybe literally did that and now one of the most horseshit part of this bonfire what bonfire how are you supposed to know that's there I couldn't tell you let's cross that bridge do you wonder what is across that bridge I wonder just don't know I just don't know are you gonna wait for it to do that I feel like they're pretty expensive Cosco this is good table he's like my table just prayin on my John spagett each oh no get in it didn't get in it yeah this is a new elevator where does it go it's going right down to the beginning oh okay yeah that's actually good oh we did a double punch he punched with both his business the boss is not too difficult it's a little tricky but it's oh is that him oh I saw him I saw him maybe there was some big night oh my Iron Dog like from minecraft sure oh wait we should have killed that giant he's throwing firebombs I think I've always killed him and didn't realize oh oh you got this I fought with you I believe in you oh my that's the exact I wanted him to do Oh cuz any cuz then he just sits there it just takes it it's sad Giants are maybe one of my favorite races in Dark Souls they just get they get [ __ ] over a lot like your slaves super often chunk he's spawned off the fat chunk also best part of this oh yeah oh yeah iron Marcus Marcus hell yeah I gotta get him avenge targets for being thrown off the Sun Oh Titus didn't throw him Turkish Tarkus is okay you talk times like having a seizure so this doesn't have ring of light normally this is the path but that's weird it's blocked off yeah completely bricks this is like Atlantis where Vinnie comes up and throw the dynamite blows it up oh those are those things from Borderlands exactly it's the border waves with their bringing us up give me this big tall wall that's been looming over us the entire game oh my god no wool it's in Orlando oh my god it go in there we're gonna do that his eyes are very wide it's like oh yeah ha isn't it beautiful and while idling we could see the full glory of the Sun looks like no trade on like that looks just like act like an actual node you're gone yeah it's inspired by real world architecture hold on they re going it's a little statue that's not a statue okay it's not a statue that's not a sad god it's so big it is oh you know whatever D anything is because this was a city made for the gods and they're actually huge so you remember our good friend the Bell gargoyle yeah it's just one of them here in back he's just chilling weird there's a note out there on that that's strange oh my gosh what that's just the way to go this is just the way to the rest of level yeah here okay I'm so glad these guys are like the mouth the hell that's so crazy well this room sucks this is an infamous room in the game this is thankfully we only have to do it once they smell the way to go oh no this is how you have to do it no and there's guys a few who will try to hit you they'll throw knives at you but then and then you can kick him again boy on the scene this one him don't platforming is good okay you know yeah I hit that [ __ ] this guy's the worst of all I think I'll miss you most of all nice painting gaudium and you got an item life oh my god great chest ahead yep this is it my show it's not about that oh so now that area we can get two little awesome yeah alright these guys look like Grievous's guards of Emperor Palpatine use a little lure for you that is the body of black iron carcass seriously yep he's egos he fell here he fell off the rafters cuz he's got such heavy rubber oh that's real that happened it's sad whilst about it for this room there wait no there's this big painting Wow the that's what the painting Guardians were regarding okay the painting yeah it's just sort of here okay that's cool oh wait this is examined that is weird this is weird Papa Papa Papa oh no don't touch that pain oh you touch the [ __ ] pain it's more let's uh go iron Tarkus in the grand painting what dawn we're in the painted world of ariamis no no I oh it's so different my god what the hell are in the painting oh my god there's a whole entire different thing jeez Louise so next stream we're doing the painted world of ariamis alrighty and then we're gonna get back to in Orlando eventually oh my god we'll see you next week same bat time same bat station bye folks Andrew say quesadilla quesadilla [Music] nobody's gonna get to see the stream dude come on okay okay this is a quote from what Mark just typed in here hi this is lark watch my video or I will be but set also if you think for a second I didn't send Jake that Stallone video you're dead wrong well so I didn't read that until I like read it out loud you were just trying to take credit for [ __ ] Stallone which is gold it is really really good amazingly terrible it's really bad it also just looks so ugly yes it's a thing and I loved it all the comments where people going this looks like a piece of [ __ ] looks terrible so we have seven we have exactly 17 thousand and one Souls right now now one soul came from when we stepped on an ant on the way up there okay I'm just gonna do one strength leveling up is expensive now oh yeah word it's and it only gets more expensive alrighty so something I was like [ __ ] around this area earlier yeah that's definitely big it's a human head are you sitting on did I yes you that's like a brave in size but anyway so most things in Dark Souls you can kill yeah but this one for some reason you just cannot you just can't do it hold on I'm gonna try to you even get the arrows to just stick in him yeah dirt fly that birds are just [ __ ] invincible I guess this actually that's it that's a cool little real thing not like yeah that's just part of the real world whether it's are invincible um he's gonna hurt these guys are kind of chumps but they will like the old good old-fashioned chimps yeah they're the guys from the undead asylum but they get they get worse and some of them are diseased didn't any of you poison or something I give you toxic and then I was like now the [ __ ] painted world do the the sort of patron saint of this world at other things is this Belka and she's like a crow [ __ ] okay okay [ __ ] these guys are I'm paraphrasing this item is bait Oh God yeah they're pretty [ __ ] up oh you can discount a face I never really noticed when you kill them you kind of want to blow em load you want warning frontward because they do like a little bit like shitty bunch of stuff comes up oh and they cast fire - yeah they're real dicks Oh see what see how fast that happened okay well now I'm gonna what's the hell we have three of these so we gotta conserve but see how fast that was that was snow stupid it is so stupid I don't even know if they drop blooming oh no humming perfect nose well that did actually some damage yeah these guys they [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I wasted one of our monsters wait and I find out about this guy is it like the only one and you've it any fell through the floor comes out my tongue another little like cool fun fact about the real-life albino aliens you know this is the only one who's not a true albino because he can't wait for me maybe if I cut this room yeah this is an area I don't know a huge amount about I've only gone through it like once or twice already so it's gonna be as much of a much of an adventure fusable wait for me well I know is that a crow [ __ ] exists yes very well things are facts well it's funny I'll spoil a little bit but not too much [ __ ] okay well this is the thing I was gonna talk about it's here this this isn't like the definitive crow [ __ ] she actually never up in any of the games oh these are like her disciples hey if I could be a disciple Abby look ABS and pro parts what else what else Audrey could I ever want you really nailed that when you walk I have no shame about doing this fun fact it's really sad so I can blame these guys that going to be like our new joke for the stream Oh see that cluster over there I see it Gladys all dudes baby no a hundred percent dude density that's not dude it's dudes do a little standing standing we got a little sandy somewhere halberd halberd that's what I'm thinking of hey he'll this is honestly it looks like the Black Knight halberd so like the pleasure center of my brain is like yeah she's like doing like a little thing oh she's already hurt oh did I hurt you no why look is this oh she actually fell and forget holy [ __ ] [ __ ] chrome dumbasses don't have wings when you walk yuck it's big we poisonous when you walk so dragon it's bigger its belly finals even you even realize those deep cutting Incredibles again okay so big strat I'm gonna warm the [ __ ] word from these guys oh god not fight them oh yeah they all like lurch is it like one unit oh it's locked but give me a give me a little glance a little oh yeah sorry they're all that toxic sorry I got a little too excited there this is bad this is bad oh god that train oh my dying act killin ya oh this guy left alrighty but boom wheels are coming what's a bone wheel I think that when you see a bone wheel you will be able to tell it's a bone we let it's a bone isn't it real bones I'll give you an example directly ahead of me it's hell I like like when I went into that Wells and I had like no health I was like there's no [ __ ] way I live through this because the [ __ ] skeletons oh how is that earlier just don't I am well I mean in between you and the things that are hitting you oh do you like that Chet people wearing headphones may lander some some real mail in the mail hey everyone please sir may all be real mail in the mail I can be reached at P o box the Kratt brothers from zaboo with food calm those are the dumbest packs that we received all of the mail right like p o-- box mmm-hmm little date they come is this one or two votes - that's - it like it was hard to tell because they were both like yes that's what I think I never want to kill these crows legitimately yeah boom dried finger what does crusty oh why would you pick that oh that's the thing I was trying to jump to earlier why would you pick that up like he jumps down he sees his body he's like cool what's in here it's just the finger comes off and he's like puts it in his [ __ ] breast thank you this stream brought to you by Jimmy John's brain sandwich crackers I forgot okay fun fact I worked at Jimmy John's for like two years that's what I'm gonna watch cluttered I'm about to have some [ __ ] PTSD for eating the [ __ ] number 16 again give it a big oh oh I thought they like zoomed off to the next [ __ ] like dimension oh it's a soapstone baby the [ __ ] does that mean [Music] you okay there hit me with your best shot that's Jimmy fresh fast maybe their slogan fast it's having a little bit of trouble - you mean it was like he didn't get the memo his friends are like y'all this is the UH daddy's right here we gotta kill him dude he's like Werner oh hey it's a dude hey it's a dude hey it's another to pay Kuhlman oh that's where I cut the rope when I thought I was oh that's what that was I'm smart after all missed me you dissed you and when I said I missed that early I called you big jewelry it came from a thing this is so ok there's like a switch that you have to turn in here oh wait he's down waited what the [ __ ] did this make you look through the ground how is he here yeah Beyonce did I get Clifton's [ __ ] for what Japanese you know what those things look like there's a movie called the basket case with like a little basket in like yeah yeah why wouldn't be this it's a weird movie but that's what those things look like like they look like the titular basket case yeah [ __ ] I'm gonna walk off a cliff or like bump into an enemy is this or this is it then check yourself okay listen look at this throwing gallery you're stuck between a rock in ten thousand basket cases go back to your basket ah you're rich you're in trouble listen shooter huh capital T in that rhymes with P and that stands for pool dance from The Music Man I don't hope you've seen the music man but that's what that's from how are you saying these miss Dan we have 2000 falling apart your self together man you're a mess you're a nut are you ready kids crazy in the coconut we both won four completely disparate references there you and I went avalanches love avalanches though alright welcome to hell or will they destroy your shield what yeah in the hell yeah you see how many consecutive attacks that was 100% chunk density in the sewer oh you almost became a skill that I was a bone wheel dude that's gotta be you think wall can I I didn't excite was gonna like bulky into the wall when I rolled and so what I rolled through I was like yeah yeah again thanks looks like a cartoon you might like might you get was like boy absolutely those grossed me out a little bit yeah don't show that yeah he's like I don't get it dude that one's a baby I'm like yes leave babies out of it here he comes Oh take me diggy diggy diggy diggy he's ruling so just like is it just like a skeleton oh I killed the guy behind me with that swing to those awesome to that door that's a pretty like Williams statue whatever it's been like a bajillion years in a painting I'm sure oh okay this is the boss right yeah so there's slope opens the door the boss we're always kind of imposing oh my god jiminy Christmas you Mary got you for you alright well we don't need those souls I'm going again because I'm going through that monster oh wow poor prisoners who escaped oh hey it's dark spirit came Jeremiah who's he's got a big hat that is a huge hat and he's gonna spiky with actually that's his head fun fact he's just got a bandage over it really oh he's not too bad he's a chump Vegas helped no roll away let him cool okay so yeah he was banished here too and fun facts remember when I said there was the Prince of izalith yeah I remember remember how he had like a bulbous thing oh he did have a bully getting the a bulbous head it's implied that that guy was the king device laughs anyways he was yeah he was afflicted by the same we're disease mucked up yeah yeah when you walk I like was reading chat and I didn't even realize that you're just not having to me at first too because I saw you like reading chats in my eyes like went there and and then I also didn't realize I was walking into Sara Lee always learning new things about Dark Souls that guy never stopped learning kids that guy with the egg sack on his back that I killed to get to oh yeah the spider lady apparently that guy if you say yes and then you would gain his trust he will become a merchant and he'll sell you like poison sorcery he just assumed he was bad I hate him he's seasoned I mean he's a schmuck eat my shorts I've never tried that before Open Sesame all right the surprise is you have the choice of not killing her Oh attacking so you can talk to her and she tells me things who is it it's crossbreed priscilla crossbreed she's like a half human half dragon like magical beasts she was also like locked up here she's like the main reason why the painting exists I think why did I kill her honestly I think she's nice a lot of people say she's the best waifu yeah me her finally wife the materia her fight is a bit of an ass cuz she turns invisible and also we have the option of just walking down that pier and then going back to enter 100 Nicki's sweet guy game yeah yeah so now he's gonna go all righty and we're back and all the painting guardians are also back where do I go with next [Music]

Channel: grayfruit

Views: 35,836

Keywords: Lark Souls, Jape

Id: 5Uvb7GytCH0

Length: 30min 5sec (1805 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 03 2019