Lana Condor Loves Too Hot To Handle - Guilty Pleasures Ep. 12

ramble [Music] what's up you naughty little possums welcome to guilty pleasures the show that loves what it loves each week we talk about one of our favorite guilty pleasure movie or tv shows and invites them and some of our friends to share theirs that was a sentence today we're going to be joined by lana condor to talk about netflix is too hot to handle yeah yeah but first hey how's it going i'm zach hornfeld joined by kelseydara and garrick bernard yo dude what's up i am in such a saucy mood because i just finished re-watching so i feel like sexy i feel fulfilled i feel really like go myself and i'm so excited for this because lana is talking about lana you know what i mean there's a cross over here happening yeah i didn't know the show oh yeah rick just realized and so did lana i'm just going to be uh straight up here oh god not watching this show i did not watch it i did not i again yeah i didn't get i didn't have enough time but we he told eric told us that he didn't have a chance to watch it and he said i wanted to come on and hang out with with lana yeah lana attracts so i'm here i'll be the emotional support yeah i'll be the emotional support i won't give it a rating or anything like that i'll just be here just just vibing just chilling you know real real quick before we get into it uh a little bit of follow-up from last week's episode baby's day out uh i learned i failed you guys normally i'm here for the fun facts and it turned out there were the funnest of facts that i had no idea about uh first of all there was a video game made for baby's day out that was cancelled in which you played an angel protecting babies that's [ __ ] crazy can i just say that is like that's that is the fourth thing we have [ __ ] manifested from this podcast well it gets better kelsey this movie maybe stay out yes was a it is to this day a worldwide phenomenon i did not know in india baby's day out is one of the biggest movies of all time like people were all up in my dms being like baby's day out is our titanic like this introduced a generation so i i just want to say like shout out to our international followers who who have educated us you have brought so much joy into my life teaching me that wow well it kind of weirdly ties into what we're talking about today with too hot to handle because netflix does this thing where they have shows the same version of it but in different countries and so like as soon as i was sad too hot to handle was over i found like a different version of it in brazil and there you go all these other places i'm like yeah and you just learned how to read subtitles yeah i'm really good at paying attention now let's not delay another moment because everyone who clicked on this episode is like [ __ ] you bring on lana and they're right joining us now you know her from netflix's to all the boys i loved before and honestly so many other cool things please welcome to the show lana condor hello hello honored when i say honor i am honored to be here and i've been waiting for this moment to sh to show you i have my sadder coat shut up i have my mission chill and i i got a little heart because i love you guys so much that i i steeped my tea with the heart so zach you created a brilliant my gosh it's so good actually i'm not just saying that because she's my friend i texted him two nights ago and i was like i need more vision chill please i'm out when i tell you that the one thing that i got myself for christmas was the hot box i am not lying i wanted the hot sauce and i wanted the tea and that was it this is a moment for zach this is i can't handle this i don't know if you can see this but zach is uh zach is crying yeah i don't know how i'll pay you back swipe up um lana it's so great i feel like me like we are meeting now for the first time but it feels like meeting a friend uh i don't know why or how maybe that is just the power of your acting maybe there's the fact that we've like gotten a dm back and forth a couple times but it's so lovely to finally actually meet you it is so weird when like all of our industries are very much like just watching each other and listening to each other and so when you finally meet like in person you feel like you have you've already have a relationship with that person it's very interesting well cause you are uh you also dabble in the youtubes lana like we i was just on a phone call with my manager i was like i have to switch over we're actually interviewing lana candor or condor and she was like oh my gosh i love her youtube and i was like she oh she is on youtube you guys it was very much like when the pandemic hit it was like what are we doing with our life how can i express myself so i just went to youtube in a blind frenzy do you like it over here or are you like gonna stay in that more traditional or are you like a double dipper i think i i mean i like it so far god god please don't strike me down so far it's been a great experience and people have been kind so that's you know that's a win but i also i just i'm the type of person like i can't read comments like if i if i go down that rabbit hole like we're done we're not getting out of bed so so far it's been good but we'll see oh we'll see and also i realized i know we're talking about too hot to handle from netflix and literally the moment i logged into this i was like oh netflix is my boss am i gonna get in trouble for this but i'm ready let's go this is kind of like a big deal if you know realizing that hey you're a fan of the own platform that you're on but also like oh [ __ ] are you gonna get in trouble are we i'm having mixed emotions but you know what i do you know netflix you've been good to me but i i have thoughts and i have i need i have things to say about too hot to handle starting with what you know so i'm what ready yeah well okay i normally i ask at this point what have you brought us today you brought us too hot to handle um i'll give us a synopsis in a second but i just i'm curious like this is a show that you you do love right okay okay i want to make sure okay okay why what about it why do you love too hot to handle what is what is it and you can be very pleasure yeah mile high with this one we'll get more specific so you know like you know when you're kind of like standing at the edge of the cliff and you're like this the air is like you know the ocean breeze is just like wafting over you and you're feeling excited but you're also like it's a little dangerous and you feel kind of like what that's the feeling that's what i love about two hot titles i think there's something amazing about a show that's kind of been designed to make you cringe i think there's something really like as a producer you guys would know like it's really tough to kind of i don't want to say manipulate like but it is like that's what they're doing and it's so hard to create a show based off of people's making people kind of feel cringy yeah like you you're kind of addicted to watching it and so i don't know i just i loved it i thought it was i think because lana is the ai i am lana i felt like i felt represented you know yes i felt see um and then i just i love watching it's the same way i loved watching cheer i love watching shows like shows that these people have no idea how big it's gonna blow yes absolutely so i like to see them before yep they blow up you know what i'm saying oh girl i got [ __ ] to say about that where they are now i know you are probably keeping up with this can we just start can we start off with that because i mean i have a lot of thoughts well let me just zach do his daddy thing yeah okay zaddy kosak zaddy zack uh so if you have not had the pleasure of watching too hot to handle it is a dating show with a twist you have i don't know how many a dozen or so super hot horned up singles on an island together but if they can abstain from all sex physical touching making out heavy petting etc for an entire month they will win 100 000 every time they break the rules a little bit of money is taken from the pot and it is all in the guise of uh them learning commitment and how to be better people love themselves to love themselves uh yeah i'm not gonna lie it's been a year since i watched the show i did refresh it but that's kind of the gist you got a bunch of super hot horny people who want to [ __ ] all the time but can't and in that frankly is probably the most brilliant premise i've ever heard imagine the casting call i'll imagine that was my first note that was my first pleasure was the casting directors deserve an emmy nailed it right i basically was like hey are you hot do you like sex and stuff are you come on down so full of yourself and think that you can [ __ ] anyone at any moment notice yeah well listen there's a fine line between i hate it when hot people pretend like they don't know they're hot right like i like that these people just fully own it and are like willing to admit that they have sex every day with different people and they're like yeah i'm a whole what about it i don't give a [ __ ] like yeah they really own their [ __ ] yeah and i love the contrary rick i like [Music] hey man i'm over here you look great don't worry no but i think i like it when people are just like oh well cool i'm attractive but there are other things about me i like you okay you're telling me it doesn't piss you off when chris evans is like oh me i guess i'm attractive i don't know just no no not the natural thing no because that's corny that's like come on chris evans look at your job but what i'm getting at is just like yeah but i'm also a philanthropist you know i'm captain america it's very cool like i get to act it's awesome blah blah blah he's not talking about him being handsome at all it's just like there's more to it anyway i'm off the off the topic um this is christian camp it's just christian camp and it's just them taking that premise and then being like yeah let's just let's go with it with like the sexiest people when i i wanted to rewatch the pilot and the season finale because i wanted to to get like where i felt the beginning of where i felt in the end and my number one pleasure besides casting which was brilliant was that not being introduced to the characters so the the contestants come on not knowing that they're not allowed to [ __ ] and i don't know how many times gonna say the word [ __ ] in here but like a lot you know who i am i'm like bone i don't know uh but the reveal the intercourse of the show they were uh not allowed to do penetrative acts with each other exactly they also couldn't masturbate which i thought was kind of yeah that reveal was just how all the coverage of each we're going to call them yeah contestants the coverage of each contestant when they find out this earth shattering news to them that they cannot have sex is so priceless and i also just love the idea that they when they're doing the intros they're walking in full believing that they're about to have a summer of sex which is nice it's like it's like giving a kid like candy and ripping it away from them like it was just brilliant it was it was cinema you guys it was so good and lana i bet you can agree with me on this like you're never wearing a bikini with heels unless you're trying to have sex oh there is no way i walk in none scenario what no scenario are you doing that and they're all they've committed to their platform heels and they're going at it and the guy something i didn't realize was like the mics cause i've always wondered on these like reality shows where everyone's like naked naked and afraid great example yeah um their their mics are on their little necklaces i had no idea but imagine i i think um survivor was the one who uh patented not patented it but started it first it's in there like but like for someone like me that already has a very round face that would be devastating to my image because like i've never looked good in puka shells so i saw the exact same thing lana where i was just like i could never i'd rather clip it to my [ __ ] nipple underneath my bathing suit than ever wear one of those chunky mic microphones right now the moment you're talking about they they basically i think it's like half of the first episode just or maybe three quarters of it allows them to just live out this fantasy so you're watching them all blindfold making out with each other it is very clear they all came for stds that was like their main goal for the summer which is fine no shame to stds we all have had them right i forgot i'm from florida silence just crickets [Music] uncommon goods is a gift-giving website no it's a home decor website no no it's a place for fun well you know honestly you kind of just have to check it out uncommon goods is an online shop filled with unique totally unexpected gifts and with mother's day coming up on may 9th mark that down remember it i know you forgot here are a few of my favorite 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it was released uh and it was frankly a pretty dark time in all of our lives did you watch this when it first came out at 100 yeah 100 i i mean it's it was kind of the perfect i i in my opinion it was kind of the perfect release date because i felt like everyone if my memory serves me it was at the top of the pandemic everyone was really inside um and i felt when when crazy things in the world happen i'm the type of person that immediately needs to like disassociate and go to a different reality that's why i'm so obsessed with like vr because it's like the only way that i can not combust and so i think like every i was so afraid at the top of it and so when the show came out it was kind of just a way to truly get you know myself out of the current reality which was not a great a great one and netflix has really become that [ __ ] like remember it used to be i mean lana you're a lot younger than us but remember it used to be mtv that had this stuff this sort of like mindless feel not necessarily feel good entertainment but just feel distracted entertainment i call it it's laundry tv right it is it is made for you to be doing something else your brain it can be there it doesn't have to be it's almost like it's the potato chips of television and there's such a comfort in knowing like there's no nutrition here and i'm loving every single [ __ ] bite baby yes zach great cop but like hasn't netflix become like the new i mean i'm not just gassing up the company because you're here but like hasn't it kind of become the new place for every theme and genre of tv like they by far have the best reality shows out right now between this the circle love it first whatever that one was mm-hmm i mean i think yeah yeah tiger king wow tiger king came out at the exact same time yeah that's like a billion years ago yeah i mean and they do they do like docuseries very very well um they're just i think netflix is just it's that whole streaming wars they're taking over and we should all be afraid and also excited yes yes that's how i felt i feel like do you guys feel like it mirrored the pandemic the most where it's just like oh here are potential mates for you but you can't get close to them because you'll give them a deadly and it will virus you a hundred thousand dollars in our society oh yeah yeah i i was like thinking about that i was like oh this is actually pretty in line and now you're even talking about the money right like that was a big piece of the show was that any time someone broke the rules lana the ai whose eyes are everywhere which i have thoughts on that uh yeah they for sure could get away from yeah if they just put it down anyway you should like unplug her right that's all you had to do uh but that money being taken away from them anytime someone broke the rules was supposed to be like the biggest deal a kiss was worth a certain amount heavy petting which whatever the [ __ ] that is and means and whoever came up with that what does that mean does anyone know i think that's that's like some british goofy okay i'm sorry what i think it is it reminds me of like if someone has pubic hair you're petting it like a cat or something like heavy petting is your don't bring it is that what you're getting at that's all i can think about heavy petting is like the equip when i hear that i'm so uncomfortable it's like the equivalent of like when you read a script and like when it says post-coital that drives me i'm like that is the equivalent to me as heavy petty yeah i'm just so uncomfortable we're cancelling them we're packing the same about the money being lost every time someone broke the rule which spoiler alert they did they lost 25 000 of their oh yeah did it go down to 50 but then they gained it back right they lost they lost yeah because somebody didn't which split which is hilarious between ten people was only like five thousand dollars a person it's like okay so all right no no we'll get to that i did enjoy the format of that being like okay i thought the idea was healthy for audiences to see and you bringing up a great point rick like especially during the pandemic it was like we're forcing ourselves to look deeper at our relationships get to know someone right before [ __ ] them and what is it worth to you to like are we treating sex like pennies and i think we kind of do i was moved when they were when the girls were looking and appreciating their yoni's and when the guys were all hugging in the ocean covered in mud i yeah i was moved i felt like i was very emotional when the guys went on there like there's an episode where the guys are like talking like they write their insecurities or things that they've been called like on their bodies and then they go wash it off and they spear things like i i felt like that was that was really beautiful i didn't actually it got pretty adorable to horse like as it went through granted okay i'm so sorry i have not watched the show i've watched you watch youtube several but you're very deep but you're in i you know more than you're letting on garrick is like i didn't watch it but my favorite couple and oh my god this one yeah right right no i know i know a good deal like i see my girlfriend watching it and i'm just like oh nice i like this [ __ ] yeah yeah like two nights you don't expect it yeah it does ask a couple important questions or it's just like how how valuable is money really you know to you because they got pretty supportive towards the end where they're just like okay i don't want you to sleep with this person but if you just kiss them to like affirm your feelings for them go for it yeah if you're trying to get deeper in this relationship i don't care what it's three what was it three thousand dollars three thousand dollars a kiss six thousand dollars for a blowjie 20 000 for the full coital as lana would say yeah jesus yeah yeah i'm curious to hear well like you're talking about the the bro moments like even david and sharon like david had a crush on charon's girl and then backed off because he's like you know what bro you go for it what a what a move i want to talk about some of the characters beautiful man i'm curious who is who is your favorite i was i was i wanted to talk to it so is it it was david and sharon they were that that's their names right yeah um i as i was preparing myself to be on your lovely podcast i was thinking i should bring up that friendship because that is a that's a important friend that is a good friend and i kind of felt like personally i was like i really like david i feel like you're a better person than me yeah but who i mean who's my favorite character are you saying that you would if your friend and you had the crush on the same person you would not be as strong a person is what you're yeah no i'm snatching it i'm taking it full oh yeah no he's mine yeah you know we're just gonna have to figure it out yeah good dude he's hard to come by you know what i'm saying and i just yeah i feel like man i just that was a he sure she he should be also another thing we could talk about is how the hell are they going to do a season two whatever but um my favorite chara my favorite favorite person i know i loved chloe just because i thought she was so unapologetically herself like she owned her com herself completely she never you know wait lana have you been watching yes that's right okay well you got to watch it and come back the cert garrick take it away we should just like stop this recording and go watch the circle come on over yeah we're gonna we're gonna all cuddle up and watch this circulated over here the circle is um the competitive catfish where you are just trying to socially get people to like you enough to not eliminate you you do not see each other it's all through text some people are catfish some people aren't um chloe is on it she is playing as herself because even better now the whole show is is trying to get people to like you so yeah yeah yeah via social media it's crazy and you're you're stuck in a house so you're you guys are all living in different apartments and you never reveal your identity until you either get voted off or make it to the end when i tell you oh but with the winner instant anxiety hearing that yeah right yeah it's great you are going to be busy for the next like 12 hours because there's already a season one that's out and finished and you're gonna [ __ ] fly through that and hit season two without season two i would skip to season two because season one they were too cute and too nice season two they're like all right there's money involved [ __ ] of favorite characters like i think fan favorites obviously were harry and francesca as like cutest couple because they just looked like a millennial or like gen z instagram i'm a throw down you think they're the f they're the super villains of the show but they're everybody's favorite vicky's sleeping with each other so so they they got the money back yeah they were rooting for they were the most rooted for couple easily so okay they are definitely the main characters you've got so chloe who we talked about she is uh uh self-described very stupid that is her character trait uh she's people and she grows and it's very adorable to watch her uh harry is this hottie australian um uh god i'm playing francesca is a kardashian-esque instagram model coming into the show and they cannot keep their hands off of each other throughout the season they lose they're too high but francesca like they they hook up on the first night they lose money then harry blames francesca throws her under the bus francesca makes out with another girl to like to to get revenge on the whole group then they get then they get back together and harry's like here's some rules for you to be with me which was [ __ ] [ __ ] because harry was the bad guy there okay and then they just keep losing everyone's money and then they still win at the end for them i was rooting for them i feel she lost she lost me the moment she was she was like i make this much money anyways like off of one social post so big deal and i was like this is communal money this is not just for you everyone gets that people so that really that made me feel like uh but again i couldn't stop watching her yeah like and i should clarify if that's the case give it away this is saying like wear your masks it's communal and i i should clarify when i when i rant against her i should clarify she is a perfect super villain and every reality show needs one and she wears that crown with gusto i i mean she just she is conniving she is manipulative she is out for herself franche francesco the the hot net oh yeah um she looks like a franchesca like nobody else looks more like a franchise like a cruel cruel and then sorry to get back to your original point kelsey they have harry and francesca have ultimately won because their instagram followings have skyrocketed through them okay but then now can we talk the ultimate pleasure like post show they did break up whatever who cares and she is now with a woman a hot they also broke up oh they woke up so happy for her i mean she's just like oh god yeah her and her i guess ex-girlfriend now oh beautiful beautiful and and harry hangs out with like tana mojo and [ __ ] now do you follow them on instagram or tick tock because they i try not to oh not me i'm not above that [ __ ] this is my ultimate pleasure are you out of your mind all of this goes back to like more gripes on the show for one give them more money like make it make it real like make it like two million dollars like two million life-changing amounts of money and i i the whole time this is like this will get like weird but when she when she was like oh well the punishment is three thousand dollars because of your transgender or whatever i just wanted right after that long pause the punishment uh is death we're gonna kill you you're going to go up we're going to get carted off and shot in or something crazy you're saying you needed the you wanted the stakes to be higher i needed the stakes to be higher like this could either be death or money or i'm slowly pushing it to a scripted series obviously when is the last time you read a book if you're like me you probably have a new year's resolution every year to read more and every year you fail well what if i told you there is an easier way yeah i'm talking about audible you can listen to audio books my dudes just like you're listening to this podcast right now you could have a book in your ears audible of course is the leading provider of spoken word entertainment all in one place so you're not just getting the largest selection of audio books you got podcast you got audible originals they've got a huge huge catalog and it is all available to you right now and their newest plan audible plus gives you full access to their popular plus catalog you can listen all you want to popular audiobooks original entertainment and podcast and what i'm saying they've got some good audiobooks on there uh there's one you may have heard of a little book called the hidden power of effing up written by me that's right i will read my book to you while you are on the toilet that is a promise that is a bond so if you like what you're hearing and want to give to spin visit audible.com guilty or text guilty to 500-4 that's audible.com a-u-d-i-b-l-e slash guilty or text guilty to 500-500 um i did my research just now and francesca and her girlfriend broke up four days ago we already wait you guys you guys let's say something really nice about francesca right now because she's it's like kicking a dog while she's down girl you're hot you're the star very funny on tick tock i love her on tick tock very funny she like always leaves the first comments on things she's very funny you have more followers than me way to go what a compliment zach she's doing it uh you are you are an incredible villain and i appreciate the entertainment you brought me in the early pandemic uh okay can i tell you we should appreciate villains can i tell another pleasure yeah okay kind of talking about what lana was saying about the uh workshops throughout the episodes i thought were really awesome because it was so unexpected from a show that is branded as like watch these people struggle not to come and then boom they hit you with these very vulnerable very intimate exercises and they actually bring in shan booty who has been in a bunch of buzzfeed videos to talk about sex and intimacy funnily enough when she came on screen i was like i got a [ __ ] and she comes on and it's just like this amazing progressive self-love teacher that i think actually was the beauty the best parts of this show was seeing these like stereotypically hot like [ __ ] chiseled [ __ ] kind of break down and that to me was the point of the show was nice people are people too exactly i think hot people need to see themselves and not just hot i'm sorry but she's already cut you off for the the the it's about the emotional boner that's what it is there you go that's what the exercises were about i felt like i said very moved to see them talk about their insecurities and and grow and they all seem to really get along which i liked like i feel they i felt like they were all good friends after the show um how could you not be i think like if you're i suppose i i don't know how they shoot these but i suppose you're you know just about everything about that person by the end of shooting yeah no phones those producers took away all contact to the outside earth and that's what i think we forget about these shows is that the producers have you know again you say manipulated it's kind of a wrong word but it kind of is true it's like they structure these shows in a way where everything is accelerated so when francesca says she's like in love with harry after two weeks it's true like all of us would feel that way if we were taken out from distractions of everyday life and put into this situation where you had no choice but to fall in love i you know this podcast every week i fall deeper and deeper in love with you guys it just it does suck that they that i mean once they get back to society the the dopamine drip is uh you know and it's just like oh everything just comes rushing back and then you just i hear he's staying in like an eleven thousand dollar apartment up in the hills right now oh i'm talking about love oh i'm talking about the relationship never mind he's getting hit with that every day if you know what i mean he comes out and he goes maybe maybe i'm exactly hot enough to handle yeah that's his takeaway yep right guys i have changed no i there's a list of people on the show who changed and those who uh doubled down and he's like i've only gotten worse yeah right guys i have a favorite character i have a pleasure and i have a story oh jeez oh uh we have not we have not talked about my absolute favorite part of this show which is bryce how did you forget bryce so bryce joins the show episode three he is a man he lives here in los angeles he he lives on a boat uh he's saying and i wanna like of course these are real people we're talking about and and we were talking about them in the context of a reality show that manipulates them to look a certain way but but everyone on this show is chiseled [ __ ] gods and bryce is a normal man like he's not not good looking but he's just a guy and it's very funny when he comes in but here's the kicker when this show came out my fiancee maggie had covid so i moved out of the house for two weeks because i'm immunosuppressed and i was staying in an apartment complex with my best friends my best friend i won't name her but it's my best friend's partner in college hooked up with bryce on and off repeatedly they were together so we knew this show was coming the boat it was pre-boat okay not as exciting still very exciting but very still pretty cool what if this led to the boat what if the [ __ ] dog sent him off the edge of the dock and into the earth so the story there is that after college his parents were going to like give him money to move out to la i think i impair i don't know he's like no instead i want a boat and that was he did it and wouldn't that be nice wouldn't that be nice to just tell your parents no no i don't want to go to i want a boat and they just give it to you can i do kelsey's exposing corner for a second i have this little bit where sometimes i expose celebrities just because thanks and we'll come right back this will be very quick um we share a mutual friend who's a youtuber who went and did a tour like a house tour of his boat pre too hot to handle and it's not even his boat he just rents he rents the slip no he rents the slip where the boat is housed by somebody else he's just paying oh no like i think it's like 800 bucks to rent the slip of the marina del rey [ __ ] place oh man cheaper than renting yellow total for him way cheaper than rent in l.a well yeah i will play i'll bring it full circle so i got to watch this entire show with my best friend and we were waiting for bryce we were laughing about bryce because like she's like i [ __ ] that guy it was a true delight for all of us but now my best friend who's uh long-term partner uh slept with this man bryce is on cameo and so i have made it a yearly tradition uh to resend each other he i i sent eric a birthday message from bryce he please sing songs on his piano and then eric eric sent one to me and then his family sent it to each other to congratulate when um when uh sorry when his his sister had a baby price so we've paid bryce i want to say about 200 now uh to send messages just one month that's a low cameo rate also like what is it like 20. 10 and i feel like i don't even i don't know my own worth you know they say no you haven't had to raise that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this you're better than bryce from too hot to handle thank you i mean do you guys remember his introduction his introduction to the show was like they were like they were doing his interview and he was like yeah well they were like when was last time you had sex i was like last night last night at the hotel and i'm like but did you did you really and then he's playing oh god that was one of the like i i it's the i have a nightmare like you know you know when you try and like you try and deliver a joke and there's just nothing cookies and you feel it you feel it in the air that you missed you just bombed that was him playing the piano singing and the coverage on the other contestants all just like staring at him like in silence as he's feeling himself was just like i felt humiliated for him that's what always hits whenever like when you do stand up and then you you see other performers who are like musicians or whatever is that you see them play their music and it could be bad it could be good but the feedback isn't there so they can just believe whatever the [ __ ] they want they can believe that this is good they can believe that it's thought provoking if you don't get a laugh you know you are doing poetry you suck get out of here horny get off the stage but isn't it crazy so nope that he actually like found a connection with chloe for a little bit on the show which garrick you probably have no idea what i'm talking about because you didn't watch it but he fight he i love chloe so well he finds kind of a miniature connection with chloe our fave i'm actually gonna do you one better dip into the fun facts from the end of the episode bryce and nicole who is the girl that you're like which one because they barely show her on the show she was irish she's irish she's just there the whole time they start dating she's always a friend she's the friend wait what lana is very upset about this i'm not kidding look i wrote their names down and next to nicole i wrote pointless wait wait wait to play the devil's advocate for nicole she was the friend to all and there's always you know in reality television there's always like one person who isn't controversial who's just like always kind of trying to just give advice i was rooting for her because i felt like she actually seems like a pretty cool girl yes she didn't need to you know on the show she was good she was like really level-headed so they're dating now they were and then they broke up oh i'm so deep yeah has there been anyone that lasted no of course not of course not do you guys want to round out the cast real quick we'll do we'll do lightning round uh there is the girl from florida who made me think of kelsey um objectively one of the worst humans on reality tv but again that's how the show framed her that's how the show framed her yes uh kel's the accountant who i think the show did dirty because he kept in his pants the entire time and got nothing more for it no he should have gotten a bonus even though he's like probably not a great person i don't know i can't tell with any of them he didn't really god but he was beautiful yeah he was hot like [ __ ] stone good lord yeah i got okay i got into some fights i want you two to settle it for me i to me kells was the hottest guy on the show and my friends were like no harry's so hot and i'm like that okay i'm i'm gonna settle this right now and lana i bet you [ __ ] agree with the exact same thing i'm about to say harry is a little boy hells is a man man he's a man oh good man you want to like cuddle with harry you want hell's to [ __ ] stand oh you want him to pick you up by the butt cheeks and throw you guys and like throw you around the room by your ankles and throw you on the bed and whisper in your ear you know he knows how to make love harry knows how to jackhammer you until you're [ __ ] like i want to go home kells kel's looks you in the eye when you [ __ ] yeah i mean him him him saying no to francesca and just like staying true to himself was the hottest thing i've ever powered like it was so powerful it was so powerful here's my thing i heard a theory about the um harry about why people think harry is attractive oh go on it's cause he's tall oh i heard a theory where it's like if he wasn't that tall he wouldn't be considered that left that's all his hands i think he's like he's like six four six like six five that's high wow six five hundred percent that that is it yeah oh my god when you're that tall you're either goofy looking and like unbalanced or you're [ __ ] hot yeah yeah yeah whoa right but if we took away his height would he really be he would still be he would still be honest really he would be just a little baby face we are critiquing him in the context of super hot people he would still be so much hotter than me that does bring up a guilt though which is like the show wonderfully reveals how bad at pickup lines hot people are they're just hot they have zero games they have no game it's unbelievable none yeah none because you do not have to show your personality when you look like adonis it's like why would i why would i develop a personality harry tries so hard to have these catchphrases his first line is what's up you naughty little quesadillas what the [ __ ] is this when's the last time you heard anybody say quesadilla no you're not like if you're not going to like taco just genuinely yeah the first thing he said to francesca who eventually became his fiance for very brief moment in time was hello you dirty little possum [Music] does that do it for you guys no there's an is there a language cultural barrier opossum i'm fighting you i'm beating your ass i don't care how tall you are we're fighting but it's all of them like like uh sharon is a nerd and an adorable nerd he is not cool at all and i actually that makes him cooler to me is that he's just such a dork but none of them are good at flirting at all oh jesus we didn't talk about that guy that jesus the guy who was jesus jesus he had no game none he did not want to [ __ ] anyone there he was so horrible like well i'm trying to understand his purpose of the cause okay so i similar to zach like i know of someone who worked with jesus oh i don't know his name so i'm going to call him jesus jesus matthew and he apparently though he's very much like that in real life like he wasn't putting on huh like a bit like he is kind of that person dumb like a little like ditzy maybe a little yeah but because cause i remember watching him it was it was hard to it was hard to watch him and and realize he doesn't have any like games honestly that was my one guilt i really didn't have many my one guilt was the lana thing being like just [ __ ] unplug her and also we didn't need an ai but we could have had like a funny host like michelle bantu on the circle which lonnie bateau i thought it was banned two oh well she's fantastic um but the other one was about the people like matthew jesus like the irish girl her name being nicole i thought they could have easily let those people go potentially with like a prize i know they did let matthew go because he wasn't excelling at all there but i kind of wish they would have replaced those people with like more spicy characters like the harry's francescas yeah weirdly the the people that came in because remember there's three new contestants that came in they didn't really nothing they came in too late i was like it's too late we have zero emotional investment in their story arcs we've already known these people forever they come into the second to last episode there's no time by the way one the the one man who comes in at the end who has a brief thing with chloe and then she shuts them down he looks kind of like a bad boy patrick mahomes i don't know if that's too niche for this but anyway i'm going to put it out there i get that i get that i couldn't stop thinking oh wow i was going to say like a bad boy riddler or something like that like if it does and weirdly the riddler yeah my google game is very fast and strong here how do you guys think they how do you guys think that they how the producers came up with like how much money per act like how what was their how did they that's a good cause that's a funny conversation in the writer's room of like but how much is your blow job worth i mean are we talking about two hands are we talking a girlfriend experience [ __ ] because that is complicated i'm asking if it's like to completion or not because there should be something tacked on um or if it is and no because if if i'm stopping honestly if you stop in the middle i think that that deserves money added into the pocket because that's the hardest restraint yeah that's a hard listen as it's coming from experience i did when i worked at buzzfeed i did michelle carrey's video where we didn't masturbate for 30 days and it was the hardest no pun intended thing to find a outlet for that stress and i think again that's why i like the concept of this show because it makes you realize like how we deal with stress it's like we grab a drink people grab a blunt you know we we have meaningless sex it's like it really did force you but i think i could have done it even longer like once you hit a certain point you kind of plateau and you're like i've found a new way of doing we need to talk about this you are definitely kelsey you are the furthest on the horny scale i think oh thank you i agree yeah i mean i don't know lana that like that but i i don't know she's somewhere on the scale show show the neon [Laughter] but i need to say i do not think it would be hard for me to be on this show i'd be like all right like i could do it i think i've done it by accident i was single for a long time because it would be easy for you they you wouldn't be featured on the show you would be like you wouldn't get higher exactly you can get hired yeah you wouldn't even have the first round oh no that's not what we're talking about i'm too hot to hang i'm talking about hey no one can handle this talking about that's not over one two three you're not coming none of you can handle how hot i am you don't even know you don't even know you need to be on the second season who cares but you you can go beyond the second season be like listen i have a fiancee this is actually very easy for me i'm just here to stir it up you could be the villain you could you could be like one of the pointless nicole slash yeah matthew ones i i'm in season two pointless at all here's how it goes it's season two guys welcome to too hot to handle you can't ha you can't make out with anyone except for zach if you want to he's there fair game everyone's like i don't know this is pretty hard i don't know what to do [ __ ] you do not bag like maggie without being a stunner yourself shut up of course hey of course you have your own like little bungalow and your legs he's constantly reading with like the sunscreen on his nose and he's like anybody i skip out on the retreat because i'm like oh actually chronic back pain over here but can someone uh food sunscreen on my back i haven't shaved the back in a while do you have any gluten free sandwiches somebody's soup super horny super hot coming to the door knocking your legs are up they're kicking going going to work whatever you read your little book and then you just look up and you're like so it's come to this and that's ten thousand dollars easily out of the pot yeah done added to the park you're worth it netflix you got my number or you got lana's number and she gets mine um how come no one masturbated on the show do you think they did do you know i don't think they could figure it out because if they're they're not allowed to have the cameras in the shower to where they can see and i think there's something about toilets but then on the circle they have um where the toilets are they have them like pointed at the shower but not where the toilet's but on the circle you can see the toilets you can see yes i look at them all the time and i'm always looking in it to see if they left any rings or anything or if there's any like [ __ ] poop gosh i have to watch this that is crazy but can you okay so is there something against filming uh someone in the bathroom or filming someone using them like on the toilet or something oh probably i have a feeling they like pooping because i mean you wonder like you wonder oh god i feel like this is a tricky conversation to have because i'm not trying to get in trouble but i do think that like you probably sign i'm imagining the contracts that you sign to be on a show like this yeah oh it does i feel like nobody wanted to get caught masturbating because it's so looked down so they're just like no i'm not going to be the one that get caught jackie's in the back all right and how much would it how much would it cost them oh was it more real well here's the thing we talked about that before three thousand dollars for kissing six thousand dollars for a [ __ ] twenty thousand for sex uh and i did i didn't chime in before but the producers did say they wanted to make it um affordable for the people to [ __ ] up because they wanted [ __ ] them to [ __ ] up they wanted tv right that's good that was a debate with the producers but like i want to know what the other things would cost what is like what's the hand job cost not as good right not as good i mean the same is massive yeah something that was really intense was when lana when they when lana would expose them and say someone here lost the group x amount of money but she i thought interesting she wouldn't say yes if if if my memory serves me crash she [ __ ] she wouldn't say out she doesn't call them out and i don't think she i don't think she says what they're being fined for so does she so she does say what they're being fine for and there was only one time there's only one time where she said who it was which i was like producers you pieces of [ __ ] you're breaking your own [ __ ] rules like they called out francesca and haley for kissing by the way though this show has no rules they kick out a character for no reason in a flashback they introduce new characters they let people leave at the end they split the pot between everybody this show balls to the wall don't care let's see some hot people be stupid um just a side note i forgot that i have a friend who's a show runner on a very popular tv show reality tv show and i asked her i said hi i have an insane question on reality shows can you someone poop show someone pooping on the toilet legally and she said honestly i don't think so but we have legal teams that comb through the show so considering i've never seen it i imagine it's not legal but that could also be that literally has never made a scene on the toilet because usually cameras aren't placed where toilets are like they're usually in the bathrooms but not the toilet area that's what i was like figuring because it's always pointed at the shower right it is a pro it's it's got to be a sanders impression and then there's got to be some kind of federal law against having cameras i think they they also don't want people having places of the house that they can go and and be secretive like have private moms i wonder well now you have to ask yourself when the contestants need to use the bathroom do they have to go to the sound guy and ask them to turn off their mic i do that all the time on set i when i'm going to the bathroom i say hello sound i'm about to pee you're welcome to listen if you'd like but here i go and then i scream we the whole time because that's how i pee right perfect love that thank you for that you're not a shy peer at all my friend also said that one time in their episode that they had a girl [ __ ] on the floor nice and i just asked her for a little bit more detail on that shoe yeah please is your is your friend the shore runner of bad girls that's it no but i feel like that's right i've got some fun facts uh i've i've got one because uh i've kind of burned them as we've gone on actually two uh so first small no one was paid to be on the show uh that's something that people are surprised to learn a lot about reality tv like on the bachelor no one's paid to be there not even like a day rate you you are there what real yeah crazy right oh my god that okay so that's that gets rid of my guilt because i was gonna say aren't they making more on appearance fees yeah to be on this show more than a hundred thousand dollars not just split between all of them is probably more okay but listen hear me out hear me [ __ ] out i think that is okay because if you are entertaining enough your social media in the next six months post any of these reality shows is going to pay you what you should have gotten and that was actually uh our boy bryce was on a podcast and said that that was literally pitched to him by the show you're not gonna get paid but don't worry you're gonna make it all back from instagram i don't think i follow him on instagram that's pretty i mean that's shocking well i guess well it does make sense because it's like if you're hiring you know someone who's never been in the industry before i'm assuming they're not in sag they're not in the union like they i guess they don't have to you legally don't have to right and you think it's all be on an island with [ __ ] free booze and [ __ ] i'd go yeah that's true i don't even drink and i'd go i'd be like i just want to go for the hammocks and lays again too odd to handle season three i'm here everyone can kiss me it's gonna be called exactly hot enough to handle um in an interview with people producer charlie bennett said that he and his colleague laura gibson they were inspired to make this show by an episode of seinfeld called the contest where the characters make a bet an incredible episode with one another how long can they go from self-pleasure and heavy petting uh so too hot to him away inspired by seinfeld how about that huh i wow i never watched seinfeld please don't drag me i just you must okay thank god you said that because i was like okay i know i know lana that's totally fine you are too young you're not too young but you're it's it's gone it's out of that range what is that lana lana has a message for us not you lana the other lana oh there's a surprise at the end of this episode why what i believe i told the story about how i like to buy cameos from people on this show and oh no i may have dropped another fifty dollars to do just that [Applause] lana gosh i know someone named lana um happy birthday uh your bff zack told me it was your birthday and told me you were a big fan of the show and uh no he's not gonna kill him music and happens to be my type of music he's on the boat he's on the [ __ ] boyfriend anthony looks a lot like me so number one good for you number two good for her i said your boyfriend looks like bryce oh god no he's not gonna you're not gonna make me sit here and oh god ew he looks over at the camera how does he do wait is this taylor swift no no it's love i watched an interview to find out one of your favorite songs [Music] this is iconic this is iconic [Music] you paid 50 for this yep [Music] oh my god you got to check out some of my music on my instagram and a little instagram plug for bryce that came in there um happy birthday thank you happy birthday happy birthday lana happy birthday wow that was so thoughtful zach i apprec you know the way that i i have a lot of emotion right now i i feel a little a little violated but also really i feel very grateful that you thought yep to do that so thank you yeah there was no gift receipt on that one so you just have to have um my birthday is may 11th so it's a hard worker in the house well also loves material possessions so has to be a hard worker to have said material knows myself sick i love that for you actually happy to be birthday uh apologies to your boyfriend who's gonna have to top that gift i don't know if you heard but my favorite line of the video by the way thank you bryce for that lovely uh piece of art um uh he said i heard that your boyfriend anthony looks just like me so first of all good for you second of all good for him wow i apologize to anthony for all of the jokes that i made earlier about the i.t stuff um he's a hero this is gonna be buried in my house this is gonna be very traumatizing for anthony he's gonna i'm gonna get off this i'm gonna get off the show and he's gonna be like lana that was just really hard people were people were roasting me there was other guys oh no this is a safe space we love that was good that that really made me so happy um that was a gift for me really um lana this is the point of the show where we have to kind of start to wrap up our feelings on too hot to handle so we're gonna give you a moment uh we're all gonna decide is this show a pleasure a guilty pleasure or just plain guilty but really this is your moment to sell it to the audience why should they watch this show i'm realizing because i honest to god i have not talked about too hot to handle this much in my life until this moment you're welcome but i'm realizing everything that's coming out of my mouth i think it's i think i i think i love the show i think it's a i think it's a pleasure my the positives are outweighing the negative we said 0 zero guilt we said like one guilt that's the least amount of guilt we've ever had on this show solana why i guess what what why do you think people should watch it i think people should watch it if they like you said what how did you say it it was like you just called it like potato chips potato chips i think if you're really just trying to like truly not think about your reality i think it's i think if you're trying to escape reality watch the show i think if you you know i don't know if you if you want to see bonding emotional bonding watch the show if you just want to like watch hot people watch the show if you wanna i don't know if you wanna god if you wanna feel like cause i can't help but watch a show like this and be like but like what what what would it be like if i was like you know you can't help but kind of imagine like for sure you kind of yeah you kind of you just i don't know it's thought-provoking it weirdly plays into the stigma of itself while completely breaking it down to surprising you along the way yeah it's a fan sh it's made for fans it does what the fans want it kind of it it did what i wanted it to do before i could even like jump off my couch and say it and so for me girl i'm giving this a straight pleasure this is the new version of reality tv where we're making hot people humans would i like to see a little bit of body diversity in the next season absolutely but for what it was during the pandemi like garrick said i think it was exactly what we all needed and for that it's going to be a pleasure from me dog i think for me i will give it a guilty pleasure a trashy show and but that's why i love it um you know it has the narrator making denied jokes about the characters while we're watching the characters it's you know but next time there is a once in a lifetime pandemic and shutdown i'm gonna tell you what there's nothing better i i have such thankfulness in my heart for this show and and the dark place it lifted me out of to just laugh at hot stupid people you know thank you too hot to handle thank you for that it just so i think what you meant to say was it was a pleasure for you there you go you got it yeah and garrick you're not going to give it a rating because you haven't watched the whole thing but are you going to watch the show oh [ __ ] yeah um uh no probably but but i will lie to lana and say that i will the reason why i can't go back to watch it is because i feel like reality tv shows live and die by their zeitgeist yeah so the ability to talk about it so if i went back and watched will you watch season i go to season two i'll watch season two season two we're gonna have to have lana back when we when when we dissected and and know what perfect more importantly will you buy me a cameo from bryce for my birthday yes um that was not a question for me uh lana thank you so much for joining it's such a pleasure we we kept you long because we don't want to let you go um is there anything you would like to plug um well she's like no i'm a movie star no you know me you know um sure hey everyone uh go download netflix if you haven't heard of it uh right if you haven't heard no no i'll plug here i'll plug make sure and it also it tastes extra exciting if you have like a little heart steeper there you go you know live your life if you're a tea person even if you're not a tea person try it out i'm sending you the biggest care package money can buy let me tell you what that's kind of what i'm hoping for i'm like maybe if i say it enough he'll send me more oh gosh that's funny uh yeah i think that's i i'm doing a show i'm doing i'm shooting a movie um in a month cool about space whoa which will be really fun i feel like i feel like spaces in uh in film and television i think if you try and tackle space it's either really good or really bad like there's no true in between i can't think of like it's just it's so tough to do and so i read the script and i was really excited about it and um actually today the press release came out um cole sprouse um from riverdale he's gonna he's gonna be my co-star oh about space yeah zero gravity it'll be so fun that is a young adult crossover that i don't think people realize they [ __ ] need it in 2022. i'm assuming it's coming out next year wait right did you did you like see the way that all of us went breathless when you said space we're like oh yeah i mean doesn't it just sound so cool like yes like shooting in zero gravity how are we gonna do that i don't know but we're gonna find out so i'm excited hopefully it's hopefully it's not gonna be one of those really bad space movies hopefully it'll actually be good we will find out if it is guess what we'll review it here on guilty pleasure perfect garrick where can they find you oh tell them gary bernard on all of the things did we do it already was that this is the second time we've announced that you finally got your hand this is the second time okay this is the second time sorry i don't remember we shoot things out of order thank you let's just celebrate anyway yay gary got his twitter hey garrick finally got his actual name on the actual social media oh huge yeah yeah yeah thank you [ __ ] whoever was keeping it from him yeah it was just somebody with like two tweets from twitter i had to buy mine from a girl i gave her fifty dollars so jokes whose last name isn't even dara anyways that's where you can find kelsey there on all the things what about you zachary i'm at corn diddy you can follow me on my youtube channel lana condor uh go subscribe to my youtube channel uh my name is lana i just want you gave me a plug i wanted to give you a plug now go check out his youtube channel making some very good music you uh are too talented in too many ways and it's kind of upsetting get off of our turf uh thank you guys so much for watching let us know what you thought of this movie or the show below what do you want to see next and uh bully lana until she comes back to do another one we'll see you next time bye

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Id: 8hebQx0PZaQ

Length: 71min 21sec (4281 seconds)

Published: Mon May 03 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/soggyhairfollicle]

I had no idea this was happening. She’s pretty big right? How did this collab even happen lol? She has such a good personality and she fit right in here. She genuinely has a very enjoyable presence. I felt so oddly proud when she said she has zach’s tea. And him tearing up too that was such a sweet moment

[u/Banaberry4]

I liked this episode! I ended up watching all of Too Hot To Handle after this to lol