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[Music] well I'm very much interested in this report of Dr enrs you mean the relationship of biochemistry to mental cases yes he's one of our bright young men he's rather amusing too the other day he suggested that the real psychopaths are wandering around the streets that once a patient gets enough sense to visit a psychoanalytical clinic he's half cured well that sounds reasonable well Billingsley I am Dr elworth Mr Billingsley how do want you sit down well what brings you here well I'm pretty worried about Jean Palmer is she ill well her extravagance is finally caught up with her she's broke and I'm afraid when she finds out about it she might do something desperate well what can we do to help you well old muttonhead Palmer was a good friend of mine he did plenty for this foundation and I think it's up to the foundation to do something for his granddaughter is she a mental case well I think she's nuts why don't you ever come in here for consultation it' be a whole lot simpler to send the foundation after her with a butterfly net is she the hysterical type she wrote the book now before you go any further I think you better have Dr enrite in here yes sir have Dr en come in right away please sorry Dr enr's in consultation well you seem to be in a pretty nervous State yourself can I pour you a glass of water no but I'll settle for something stronger oh I think we might be able to take care of that too so the intricate occurrences of our subconscious mind have to pass through the Five Doors of our senses now take the famous case of Robert Browning his outstanding sense was that of touch he used to fondle an apple before writing the lines of his beautiful poetry and I'm certain that a subconscious reminiscence of his early youth disengaged his genius so with hearing smell that's true Dr enrite the smell of burning leaves is like a narcotic to me I feel quite helpless and strangely touched and I become irritable and Moody I'm certain that this has a relation to your past now what's your earliest recollection of this sensation well when I was 16 I was on a mountain trip we camped overnight it was F there was a boy obviously it's your subconscious crying for release I realize it's a far cry from burning leaves to a new hat but the next time it occurs why don't you go on a shopping spree the only one who could possibly have any objection to that is the husband yes yes yes of course now as I was saying our liido is frequently connected to our sense of taste and we often find that suggests something to you yes uh uh I found a strange lipstick in my husband's car and I rubbed a little on his lips while he was sleeping and he began to talk and what happened then we were divorced does it smell smell of cigarette smoke do anything to you Dr enri not especially I don't mind smoking Dr enri after your lecture at the club so many of our members wanted to ask questions but they didn't dare that is why we came to see you we're so interested in all the things you know and say Psychiatry is an exact science Madam if we know the ingredients we can compute the results we have so many intimate questions we'd like to ask you Dr Enright Dorothy I'm sure Dr Enright only answers intimate questions by appointment of course ladies I'm always available for consultations if you'll check with my secretary on the way out thank you doctor thank you goodbye goodbye good afternoon goodbye doctor good afternoon good afternoon you're looking for these Miss Allen Mrs Allen Oh no you're not married what makes you say that it's quite plain to despite your air of superiority and sophistication well you're almost rude I'm a doctor and my approach to any problem is purely scientific why don't you get rid of these obstacles that stand between your desires and your fear of the consequences I don't know what you mean oh come now you're not going to let one clumsy experience disgust you with the whole world are you Jasmine where's your home Atlanta I left there when I was 18 years old I remember Atlant lovely Southern Knights a big Golden Moon the smell of jasmine in the air don't tort yourself change your perfume go back to Atlanta see the boy then come back and marry the man who loves you but you're wrong doctor I promise and hang on to your gloves I beg your pardon Dr right yes my name is Billingsley of course Dr Billingsley I'm not a doctor I'm a businessman business office is on the next floor I'm fully aware of that fact Dr Brewster thought you might be a some assistant I'm in trouble woman a young woman well of course I'd be very glad to discuss your case with Dr Brewster well Dr Brewster and I I'm a Consulting psychiatrist Mr Billingsley not a practitioner so if you'll excuse me you're a bit of a stuff shirt too aren't you perhaps but I really am busy Al I young man just get down off your high horse I want to talk to you about Mr Palmer I'm sorry Mr Billingsley but I'm in the midst of a very important experiment and at 4:30 I have to address did you say Palmer yeah Jane Palmer the young lady whose money keeps this Foundation going and makes your important experiments possible what's the matter with her well she's about to go broke and what do you want me to do well money doesn't mean anything to her she has no sense of responsibilities I want you to see if you can snap her out of it you think you can yes of course it's merely a mental disturbance which I'm sure can be explained by her repressed wishes emotional conflicts and the interaction of complexes oh simple as that huh the underlying cause is usually found in the subconscious mind and must be brought into awareness which of course involves the question of time where is she now right here in New York no I mean at this moment oh at this moment she's at Carter on Fifth Avenue trying to waste some more money yes I think I can make it Miss Martin I'm leaving the building and I'll be back at 4:00 will you cancel all intervening appointments yes doctor excuse me hey just a minute you mean to say that you think you can straighten Jane Palmer out between now and 4:00 of course you got anything to drink around here end the thermos on the desk got anything stronger than water stronger let me see yes there's something rather in the bottom drawer 20-y old bourbon that been here since Christmas yes but it do well ought to help will you have a little snort no thanks never touch it t toal h no psychiatrist oh well I don't know anything about this psychiatr business but if you talk to Jane Palmer the way you talk to me she'll pick you like a low hanging Apple without even a stretch it's very nice it's a splendid piece this is nice too oh dear Mo I'm like a little boy with a birthday cake my eyes are bigger than appetite never could make up my mind well they're both very stunning on you well maybe I could take them both never thought about that my brain isn't functioning today if I took them both I wouldn't have to make up my mind would I that makes sense is it it certainly does well let's see that's these two all right we'll send those out and this and this and this 1 2 3 four five five five is my lucky number always bet on five when I go through races lot of people don't believe in numerology but I couldn't live without it well thanks so much and don't tell me how much they are I want that to come as a surprise oh uh Pardon Me Miss bomber uh Mr Carter is very anxious to have a chat with you oh how intriguing Mr Carter is such a nice man that's his office there isn't it thank you hello oh my dear Miss pmer so Charming of you to drop in they so Charming of you to ask me as usual you have an answer for everything well remember the old adage Charming is the Charming does yes how true I won't you sit down thank you you're getting younger and More Beautiful every day well I never let anything worry me are you're very fortunate things you worry about never really happen well I'm terribly worried right now perhaps you can help me well I'd be glad to I have a letter here from Mr Billingsley he's your executive isn't he executive guardan everything and he'd be a really Charming Man if he weren't so fussy this letter places me in a very awkward position what something happened to Mr Billingsley well he uh I hate to say it but uh he asks us to refrain from granting you any further credit oh don't pay any attention to him every time he sends me an unpleasant letter I just tear it up nothing ever happens well I want you to know how embarrassing this is for me what is why this matter of credit but you're not going to pay any attention to that letter oh but I'm afraid that I'm for to well Mr Carter if Mr Billingsley means more to you than I do I'm just not coming in this place anymore well I don't want you to feel that we are unappreciative you're not the least bit appreciative and when I said you were Charming I was just making conversation I'm sorry oh don't try to apologize just tell your man not to bother sending out those things I ordered today because if you do send them I positively refuse to wear them even if you come crawling to me on your hands and knees Milton yes ma'am you should be standing at attention I'm Sorry Miss but I'm having a little ignition trouble I don't care anything about that I want to get away from here I wouldn't be found dead in front of this place if you want to have ignition trouble it's a very inopportune time to have it these things happen sometimes Miss but you should anticipate it I pay you well you get Thursdays and every other Sunday off there's no excuse for ignition trouble especially out in front of a place where I've just been grossly insulted Miss I didn't break down on purpose are you being insolent trying not to be well if you're not insolent by Nature you don't have to try not to be Milton are you paying attention Milton are you paying attention I'm trying not to well I don't see why I should waste my breath if you're not going to pay attention look this is a democracy I'm an American my ancestors fought and died in the revolution so did mine well in your case they kill the wrong ancestors all let me tell you another thing you're just a butter Patty you've had it office along you forget there are other people in the world and besides you owe me 2 months back pay I have nothing to do with paying the help well I'm still 2 months behind I've heard enough Milton get in and drive me home immediately and when you get there you can look for another position how about driving yourself home and forget the back pay you're probably going to need it under no circumstances will I give you a recommendation may I help you not in the mood for any more impertinence I'm not trying to be impertinent merely helpful well if I need some help I'll ask for it if you're looking for the starter button there it is right there yes yes yes I know I know I'm a little new at this I'd be glad to drive you anywhere you're going oh no I'll manage if you just get out of my way please hey hey what's going on dear dear did I have on to something I'm afraid so well it's all your fault you got me all Fuster listen lady who do you think you are I know very well who I am I'm sorry mister I'm afraid it was my fault y she's driving ain't she I'm sorry if I gave you a little bump oh a little bump eh just take a look at that mess well I said I was sorry if you were a gentleman you'd give a lady a little more room let me see your driver's license don't raise your voice to me license I'm standing on my rights as American I demand to see your Li standing on and even if I had whatever it is you're talking about I wouldn't show it to you maybe you show it to a cop though eh I don't see why people are so unreasonable look if you could help me get this thing started I'd be on my way the same little button again this one now put your foot on this pedal down here and pull that lever down towards you not out oh that's where I was rolling before I had it up thank you so much I'm fine now hey take it easy better get out from behind that wheel but why should I that c was do as I say I'm not taking orders from strangers yes you are and you better hurry here comes a c you don't want a jail sentence do you I didn't do anything someday they're going to make a law about you woman drivers somay they're going to make a law about my I knocked the wheel I don't care who knocked why come on let me see your license system license license what's all this talk about can't we straighten this whole thing out without so much fuss I want to know who's going to straighten out my Fender send him away send him away you can't push me around sister I know my rights rights why can everybody else have rights I don't have she is Officer I was part to the cve where I have a perfect right to be when out of a clear sky your I'm insulting insulting take a look at my car who's going to take a look at a minute buddy one at a time officer take a look at that car I've only had it a couple of months and look at it don't get excited I'm looking damage seems to be very slight slight what's your idea of a serious accident were you driving that car in a way yes you were not piped I know my right women like that should be put in chair officer may I ask a question sure sure isn't there a penalty for drunk driving why are you implying that I'm drunk not implying anything well you better not what do you think you're going to do I'm going to drive this young lady home oh you ain't going to push me around no one's pushing you but I want to know who's going to take care of my vent Fender gives you R the to many cabs on the street anyway well ain't that cute hey officer there trying to make a getaway let see your license but I want to know who's going to take care of my bent fender is this car insured I'm quite sure it is isn't it dear are you talking to me yes dear well of all things all right get going you're blocking traffic what about my car all right come on what do you want to do get run over wait a minute I demand Justice you get Justice don't ain't I got any rights as a citizen but what about me I'm a citizen too she hit me first yeah well what do you call that I love P it's nice of you to do this but I'll have to ask you not to make any more fresh remarks I've been fresh don't you remember what you said back there oh I did that to keep you out of trouble then you didn't mean it no oh well that's all right I never allow anyone to take liberties with me positively no one we might have gone to jail oh I'd have talked myself out of that somehow you always talk your way out of bad situations when I'm in the right do you think you were in the right bumping people all over the street well don't you do you ever stop to think of the rights of other people not when they're on the wrong or you turn here at the next corner you should have turned back there I forgot to tell [Applause] you is this the main entrance yes this is it well thanks very much stay right where you are and I'll hold the door for you oh no you don't need to bother I believe in doing things properly you're used to service and I'm going to see that you get it well after all I suppose I could get out by myself in an emergency well thanks again you've been very Charming I don't wish to be bold but now that Milton's gone I'd like to apply for the position what position a chauffeur oh I forgot about but you don't look like a Cher I think I drive very well but you don't talk like a chauffer I can produce references and besides I need the job if I'm not stepping out of my place too much I might suggest that you need a chauffer pretty badly well if you're not joking I'll be very happy to Grant you an interview sometime could you do it now well yeah I might as well get it over with come in come in any calls Stevens no Miss but Mr Billingsley is waiting to see you in the study oh is he well I want to see Mr Billingsley just make yourself com comfortable a there you are Mr Billingsley am I going to give you a piece of my mind well that won't be any novel there's no time for joking your secretary and I have been going over some of your recent checks and I can't find anything to joke about why did you send that horrible letter to Mr Carter I'm only trying to keep you out of jail well there may be somebody going to jail but I won't be the one will you leave us alone for a few minutes I'll call you if I want you Josephine here's a check made out for $10,000 to a do cat hospital well somebody has to take care of the poor thing here's one for 7500 are you waiting for someone I'm waiting to be interviewed for what well I hope to be the new chauffeur you're a nice looking young man and if I were you I'd sneak quietly out of that door and run for my life why did you have to get into a mess like this what do you think money is confetti is it all right to take this room now who are these men they're from the Sheriff's Office what are they doing here taking inventory well I don't need an inventory I know everything in this house pass backwards they always take an inventory before an auction who's having an auction your creditors you're being ridiculous and paternal 3848 pardon me gentlemen but you don't need to bother with whatever you're doing we got two more rooms to inventory Mr billingsley's had his little joke you may go now we can't till we're done if you don't leave at once I'll call the police if you do we'll have to pinch them for interfering with the law then you're not joking I've been trying to warn you about this for the past 5 years warn me about what bankruptcy and it looks like she's here you mean to say there's nothing left in my estate well if there is I can't find it you can't pull the wool over my eyes I know something about business and if you can't explain where my money's gone and get it back you're going to find yourself in a very serious predicament I'm only trying to help you help me if you were trying to help me you wouldn't bring these men here to humiliate me and I know something about law too and scating and things like that and what well I'm not saying you've done any of these things but if you have I'm going to see that you're punished if I hadn't been so fond of your grandfather I might lose my temper you don't need to threaten me in spite of the things you're saying I'll try and Salvage what I can from the wreck I'll see you at the auction Friday Friday you intend to have an auction here Friday the sheriff does where you'll have to make it another day I'm having a kitty party Friday I heard about that and I told your secretary to cancel it what you're trying to Ru me socially as well as financially if I were a man I'd throw you out of this house would you be kind enough to throw Mr Billingsley Out Mr Billingsley you're being very naughty and I must ask you to leave gladly that was very nice of you I'm only too happy to be of service what's your name enri oh well uh I'm so upset I forgot what we were going to talk about you were going to grant me an interview shauer you remember oh stupid of me better get your D in advance and right would you ask those two men to leave I'm afraid that would be be interfering with the law a come on en right ask us to leave you might at least take off your hats in the presence of a lady we're just stole rude things I don't know why I bother with a pair of hoodlums won't you sit down but isn't it customary to stand at attention well you don't have on a uniform and I can be very Democratic in an emergency you do have a uniform not with me you haven't always been a chauffer have how did you know oh I can tell well that's amazing what were you before uh doctor but I've been detoured by a woman how do you know all these things I can tell I leave everything to numerology and astrology and things like that it's much more reliable than thinking for myself do you have any references I can get some ah well now let's see what else must I ask you my habits do you drink no smoke not on duty why do you wear those glasses my habit I think you make a much better appearance without them oh thank you as a chauffeur I mean I'd like like to feel that I could be more than a chauffeur oh no no no that will never do I never allow any familiarity well I didn't mean it that way but having once been a doctor I thought I might be able to help you out with some of your problems oh well as long as you didn't mean it the other way women don't interest me ah I forgot about that other woman I can't unfortunately did she leave scars no no scars that's all they usually do you understand why I'm asking you all these questions oh yes it's very clear lots of women say things they don't mean but I'm not like that well that's obvious most chauffers feel it their duty to fall in love with their Mistresses it's happening to my friends all the time that could never happen in our case why do you say that what month were you born in March well that's what I thought you're Pisces practical intellectual High Strung oh how interesting do you know about those things too what are you Capricorn that's the goat isn't it always you see Capricorn and Pisces can never meet under favorable circumstances especially during the terminal equinox how interesting do you know anything about palms well only when I have to and right I spy go on about your business is this an o or a vase if you break it you'll find out thanks a lot what do you see H very unusual that's what I've been told see Arizona and a man have you ever been in love when I was a little girl I was eight and he was 10 but that's all over now and you're never married women with money don't have to marry has it ever occurred to you to marry for some other reason a home family Heavens no my father father used to say the poor people were the only ones who could afford to have families of course he was married at the time so I think he must have been joking I hope I'm not talking too much oh I want to hear you talking that way I can find out more about you and be more helpful most people won't listen to me most people have little sense of intellectual companionship isn't it true well this has been so interesting I've forgotten to ask you what salary you want don't you think we ought to leave that until after the auction a there won't be an auction don't worry about that that's just Mr billingsley's way of being funny and ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure this morning to call to your attention this particularly handsome figure that has been offered for sale to the highest ofit it is a bronze catery an imported piece I've been looking all over have you seen it she's upstairs having one of her spell how's I'm going out for some smelling sace please come on boys right on you very humiliating this is my fa on me let me stop stop want the old thing as much as that take it get out you too well Mr Bingley I hope you're enjoying my humiliation well this is no fun for me you're going to be punished in due time en right can't you do something about all this I'm afraid not well at least you're loyal and there's nothing I admire as much as loyalty there not a thing you can do about it now why don't you just get into the spirit of things well it is kind of exciting isn't it there's Martha you Martha hold oh how nice of you to come auctions bring out the vulture in hello Mrs Howard hello dear well if I known all my friends were coming I could have had the auction and the kitty party at the same time you don't seem very worried Why Should I Worry with so much excitement you realize you're being sold out of house and home that's part of the fun Mr Billingsley is going to be furious when I make him go and buy all these things back again I can't tell you about it now because he's standing right behind you but my dear he's an ABS know what I mean oh there's Mel French I haven't seen her in a long I've had my eye on it for some time no one told me you were here I'm just making my getaway with some of the loot now don't go the party's just stared Pardon Me Miss but there's rather a nodl looking couple at the front door of things you look so funny I didn't know who you were feel fun are we the only ones in costume well don't bother about that A party's a party come on man maybe you remember the Coleman don't you which branch of the family are you I was going to have a kitty party but we decided to have an auction instead but it's all the same thing now just make yourself comfortable I'll be right back don't stand still you might be auctioned off Stevens have cook fix up Oodles of caviar and some sandwiches and lots of drinks and things you know and there's hardly anything in the ice box Miss don't be ridiculous send cook in here who are those two fre I'm not speaking to you Mr Belling oh have you seen the Coleman they too funny for words you say to the Cook that's my business you can't blame her for anything you haven't any credit with the Grocers so you've corrupted the grocer all right Mr Billingsley you have your Innings now mine will come later I know how to deal with an ad and you can't really do anything legally because I haven't actually said it did you oh oh never mind Betty you back the kitchen oh may I may I speak to you privately Miss is it an emergency kind of all right Betty over here yes what is it Betty it's about last month's check miss the bank sent it back well don't worry about it Betty when this is over I'll pay your bonus there's one thing you might as well get straight there's not going to be anything left over oh well I'm a very poor woman and and I have a family don't cry Betty I I'll sell something and pay you you can't sell anything there must be something in this house I can sell only your personal belongings all right I'll sell one of my mint coats how's that here are the smelling sauce I feel all right now don't throw them away I may need them you buy your own smelling sa oh Miss Palmer if it's just the same to you I I'll take them in coat all right Betty which one do you want the dark one after all you know I've been pretty loyal what about me I've been loyal too oh I suppose you think I wouldn't look good in a Ming please you can have the Silver Fox Josephine after all I've been here longer than she has I suppose you think you'd look better in a m cult than I oh no you don't just a minute you're not going to get that we'll see about that I don't care what you do or not I'm going to have that coat you see and right what I mean by loyalty generally by the way where's your uniform I didn't think I needed today you see they auctioned off the cars have they gone too well naturally you wouldn't need a uniform if you haven't got a car to drive here today and gone tomorrow excuse me and I got to whoop things up anytime you think you can get the best of me not while I got my strength I can handle a whole flock like you and a couple extras thrown in for good measure hey sorry to disturb you buddy hey buddy huh what is it sorry to wake you up but we got to load this thing oh that's all right I'm glad you did I was having a horrible dream you from the sheriff's no I'm just custodian to a nitwit well anyway I'm sorry we had to desty you I couldn't be any more Disturbed than I have been well so long so long did you sleep well and R I'll tell you better when I get this cck out of my neck I had to sleep on the floor with nothing but an irman rrap over me how do you like roughing it I enjoyed it my doesn't the place look empty and funny it's empty all right but I don't see anything funny about it oh you should get fun out of everything why don't you come to your senses please remember you're a Chau I'm not a chauffer your attitude seems to have changed since I lost all my furniture I'm not here because I want to be I expect this loyalty from my friends but not from my shauer stop calling me that well if you're not a chauffer what are you I'm a psychoanalyst well that is I thought I was oh yes and you were detoured by that other woman yes and just as soon as I can get rid of that woman I'm going to be an analyst again I think maybe I could help you in the emergency I'm here to help you yes I think maybe I could help you get that other woman out of your mind because being a woman myself naturally I'd know more about those things than you would see if we can find a couple of eggs I hate to talk about women on an empty stomach well uh I'd like to hear a little more about it was there another man no did she drink no but she's driving me to it it wasn't Bridge or Jin Romy no she was just a nitl oh well those women can be very dangerous you're telling me I'm sure we could do something about it though well let's get at the eggs first AR after all your problem's greater than mine oh I have any problem where are you going to live what are you going to live on what are you going to eat where are you going to sleep ever done any work in your life before after all I'm the granddaughter of Steven J Palmer you've heard of the Palmer Foundation bagely have you any relatives no what about Cactus Kate Palmer out in Arizona she's your grandmother isn't she how do you know about her she's the one who's supposed to have gold buried somewhere in the Hills isn't she do you realize if people knew she was my grandma it would ruin me socially you've got a pretty good start now haven't you aren't you having any eggs yes these are mine that's my ice box it was your ice box those are my eggs you owe me a week's salary and these eggs are pretty expensive I didn't think you were mercenary if you want eggs you cook them cuz I can starve got to start learning to do things for yourself I thought you were going to help me out in this emergency and you're just being mean like everybody else I thought you were helping me I'm the one who has a problem you know anything about psychoanalysis like numerology was originally called the talking cure people talk from the doctor to find out what they were afraid of and then help them sounds silly just what is it in Arizona that you're afraid of I'm not afraid of anything tell me about it talk it out well I don't remember much about it remember Stanley in the way you used to pull my pigtails and then i' cry and throw rocks at him who's Stanley don't you remember when I was eight and he was 10 oh yes the big romance tell me about it I remember one time I hit him on the head with a big rock kicked him in The Shins knocked him down took a bite out of his forehead oh that was fun and my grandma thanked me that was very humiliating you know I don't think my grandma ever liked me if there's anything in the world I hate it's being spanked keep talking it's one of the reasons I can never go back to that horrible Place G Stanley was all right he was very forgiving after all what are a few bumps on your head when you're 10 years old besides she lives in an old shack all by herself she never has any parties or anything see this talking business is wonderful I feel better already where do you learn about these things it's like a game you know speaking speaking of parties I never had a party in my life until I got all this money from my grandfather what money the money Mr Billingsly have you know what I mean I have the solution to your problem you have you're going back to Arizona where you belong and face this thing you fear I thought you were going to help me I am helping you Mr Billingsley was helping me too and look I'm not Mr Billingsley and I'm not going to Arizona all right then I'm leaving all right you can leave me here all alone I don't know what to do well that's better that's what I wanted what want you to do something for yourself I don't think you'll like what I'm going to do what are you going to do oh never mind you're talking like a child you're a doctor you should know is drowning easier than gas you're a spoiled brat you've had your way for so long you never think of other people just what Milton said who's Milton my other chauffer I don't care what Milton said I'm going to help you get your feet on the ground and like it you're going back to Arizona you never should have left there in the first place and if you want any further help from me you've got to take orders do you understand yes en well go and get packed all right I'll go out to that horrible place and get bitten by something and die I'm not afraid I'll show you I'm not afraid geted I'm not afraid of anything on four legs or two go and get packed yes little domestic trouble a little don't take them serious all women is a little touched David we like accommodations for the night oh right down here that little love mik quit picking up what do you think you are bringing me to a dump like fish you was living in a worst jump than this when I found you yeah when I married you you were walking on four legs go on slam the door that's the way you always have an ARG I'll just St here we want two Cottages expecting another party no oh there's two beds in every Cottage we still want two Cott GES oh well we don't often get a request like that don't talk so much everybody seems to be quaring these days must be in the air now this one's nice and quiet guess you could use a good night's sleep this is The Quiet One never mind where's the tub what tub the bathtub oh well we only got showers here but then ain't working what have you got me into there isn't even a place here to bathe what's the matter with the shot it isn't working well we got emergency buckets and every Cottage what do I do with this we'll take it right out here and fill her up at this here fet over there the new Reservoir ought to be in but next spring I'm afraid I won't be back to enjoy it Mrs ain't in very good humor she's learning listen slow wit how long does it take you to get a pale of water I care can't make it run any faster than it's running you'll never get me in a dump like this again all right we quit picking them wait a minute what's the idea this is an emergency give me that booket can't you act like a gentleman I know my rights don't talk to me about rights what's the trouble would you please knock him down him and who else he's definitely in the right if you were a man you'd lose your temper if you want to spoil brat you'd hold yours well of all so I a gentleman I didn't say you weren't well she did I didn't she ain't going to get away with it well tell her then I'm in a mood to fight well don't fight me well you're a husband ain't you no thank heavens oh a cat huh don't do that put up your dukes I'm sorry that's all right I just lost my ter listen are you going to bring me that water yes dear if there wasn't no woman in the world there wouldn't be no trouble I'm inclined to agree age with [Music] you Stanley yes ma'am what you doing practicing moring well quit and come run what's a you'll never be a rer just listen to this telegram from Jan dear Grandma sound the symbols beat the drums roll out the red plush and polish the peor headed your way on the horns of a dilemma what's a dilemma search me well it ain't no brma bull where is she coming from New York that's a long ride and a pair of horns little old Jamie she was quite a character little old Janie Mii she's a grown woman gosh that's right ain't seen her in 15 years bet she's pretty too yeah takes that from my side of the family sley girl is coming to town s's girl a strawberry quit your carrying on qu Stanley you're as pleased as a sheep killing dog wonder if she'll remember me why not you remember her don't you oh I still got the bump where she hit me on the head at the TU before that's love you should have seen me an old mutton head who if he the biggest Lush in Arizona that reminds me I got to be getting over to my place and get grass what you hurry well Jane will be arriving any minute and I figure on doing a little courting know she'll be expecting to see him man's man I don't want to disappoint her bye ma'am bye strawberry bye Stanley Mighty pleased with himself ay yeah and ready to break right out in the heat rash Miss Kate yeah is she really coming to see him hard to tell strawberry all the Palmers are just a little bit crazy well here we are this is 10 mies off the main road but I don't see any signs of life that looks like Grandma's house over there seems to have shrunk there's somebody now it's Grandma Grandma hello hello Grandma seems to have shrunk too you only had a time finding this place what are you doing here you wouldn't pay me a visit so I had to come out here to see you it took you long enough to make up your mind oh I don't like that Soft Stuff who's the big galute that's enri what's he want here he's helping me with a problem what kind of a problem have you got I'll tell you all about it later bring the things right on in and r put the bags in there if you come here after money you ain't going to get it who said I came after money when a Palmer drops in from nowhere he can bet your life they want something I don't want anything but everybody knows you've got gold buried around here somewhere the newspapers have been full of it well if you want any you'll have to get it out of the newspaper let's not talk about in front of enr this is a Charming place is that a portrait of your husband yeah that's old M head why was he known by such a horrible name people knew what they were talking about in them days he made a great contribution to Medical Science he must have been a man of high purpose he got cured of corns once so they talked him into putting up a monument you can talk the fers into anything don't pay too much attention to Grandma she doesn't mean half she's can see a barg is worse than a bite don't be too sure he ain't your husband is he Heavens no he doesn't like women at least not at the moment what about that problem business well you remember remember Mr Billingsley what about him he's turned out to be an absconder a what he absconded with all the money Grandpa left me I don't suppose you helped him none did you so I was thinking if you could lend me a little gold I could hire some lawyers and have Mr Billingsley put in jail where he belongs we'll talk about it later where you going to put en R I ain't going to put him any place he's going to hang around here and can take one of them Shacks down there he ain't going to help you with no problems in this house house aren't any of those Shacks occupied oh you may find a few scorpions floating about maybe you can help them with their problems enight won't mind that he just loves Arizona and I want to tell you something else I can shoot a rattel snake in the eye at 50 Paces why should you want to do that I could have had to I'm sure of it can I have one of those Shacks over there not so fast I want to know something about you well I know I can confide in you I have your granddaughter under observation are you a detective no I'm a doctor what's the matter with her well it's here oh you scared me to death I thought it was something serious don't lose your temper and R what she talking about I very seldom know let me give you a bit of advice young man there ain't no cure for what she's got I don't think it's as bad as that I lived with a grandfather for 40 years and look at me don't see anything wrong with you oh there's lots of things that don't show I'm only trying to tell you that you'll end up daier than she is well I'll take a chance well remember I warned you thanks why do they call that the Lost hope Saloon oh that's another Monument old mutton head you see he gave up hope of finding gold in these parts and then bang he hit the motherload did he build the saloon yes he was one of its best customers and he carried many a load after that but it wasn't a mother load I see well is it all right if I move in there help yourself I ain't stopping you thanks how you like him I ain't made up my mind that's his trouble he's not in harmony with his vibrations what are you talking about she's lost faith in women and I feel it my duty to restore it did you scare it out of them that was another woman why didn't you let her do her own restorant cuz you must do things for others that's why you do something for me if you weren't stingy if you'd been more stingy you wouldn't be in trouble now is this where you hide it hide what all right don't tell me it be like looking for Easter eggs what are you talking about your gold I ain't got no goal but if I did have I wouldn't hide it down there well that's a wonderful hiding place that's where it was hiding when your grandfather found it well if there was gold down there then there must be gold down there now well if you can find any it's all yours hello Kate hello ground hug a grandaughter wants some gold show where to find it there ain't enough gold in this part of the country to fill a hounds tooth and why are you looking for it we old Desert Rats just dig in Hope Oh hope that's the trouble you have to have faith too if your vibrations are right you don't need hope well excuse me I'm going to take a bath she's more like mutton head than mutton head himself if she had a walus mustache and a hangover I'd think I was seeing things good morning well you're upright Nellie brought you some ham and eggs thanks a lot cook them myself that'll make them taste all the better they felt part little but there're still eggs thought behind an egg that countes if I'm going to learn to do things for others I thought I might as well start right in don't forget when you're doing things for others you're really doing a great deal for yourself that's a little confusing sometimes less and less confusing as time goes on you'll get your feet on the ground and you'll be calm I don't want to be too calm just calm enough I like people to show some fire yes but on the useful side of life you mean doing things for others and yourself that's it well I've got to get down that man and start digging that's the spirit I hope Mr billingsley's ears are burning and some of my false friends too good luck I hope you find Oodles of gold I won't need more than a few buckets full I'm all ready to start now if you will just explain everything to me don't amount them much we just lower a bucket on this hand winch get down there and dig and all your or to the stamp and pan it so simple enough what are those holes going that way oh their cross cuts at Deep of the stoop what's the stove that's where a muton hit the Bonanza oh it's quite a way down there yeah well I think I'll go down and have a look around wait a minute you got to have a pig thanks want me to go along no I've got to learn to do things for myself well I won't find nothing what if you like like to dig in the mud go [Music] ahead it's in the blood thank heavens I'm only a Palmer by marriage she's got spunk that big galute must have hypnotized her that's the first time she ever did a bit of work in her life look out for that second letter them wrongs are slippery I'm being careful did you hurt yourself no but I'm mud from head to foot are you all right guess so if you want to call it that take it easy take it easy here give me your hand here let me help you thanks you certainly gave yourself a wall around didn't I never knew gold mining was such a messy business hey no thinkink teeth well let's haul her up and see what we got if I haven't got a bucket full of gold I'm going to be very disappointed well that's part the excitement I'm wondering what you got like fishing I'm wondering whether Mr Billingsley is worth all this who's he a very unpleasant man well it takes all kinds of people to make a world here we are now you hold this I'll get around here and dump this or into goart okay haul it over to the stamp all seems a complicated well it wouldn't be any fun if it wasn't complicated there we go too bad gold doesn't grow near the surface like cabbage if it did be as cheap as cabbage I don't want hard work as long as I get results don't expect to get results too quick I believe in numerology five is the number I vibrate to I don't get you don't you see this is the fifth day of the month oh I see what you mean what do we do now well we'll run some quarts through this hand stamp then we'll crush the or let me do it let me do it go ahead like fun what do you think you're doing Stomp and gold you look as if you've been diving for it I fell in the stoop sto I mean sto what do we do next well we take this FL pull it around like that and if there's any golden it goes to the bottom I don't see any ain't any to see I discouraging we till you get my age for you talk about being discouraged when she was a baby she fell on her head but I didn't think she hit that hard have you hit the Bonanza yet no but if I do I'll make better use of it than you would you don't make sense but you're certainly drawing a crowd I SL a seen you in years you old what doing with how are you kid I knew you old CS would show up as soon as you saw somebody digging we got word the Lost Hope was coming in life don't pay no attention to her she's just amusing herself it's cheaper than putting her in an institution hello hello are you the girl are supposed to be loco loco sometimes people are supposed to be Loco aren't as Loco as people are supposed to be all right what you've been dinging that old worn out mind for well sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do because people want you to do I know it I'm always doing that what's your name strawberry do you live around here I live over again the hills with my uncle Fletcher you like Arizona you got to like a place if you ain't got no other place to like think I'll ever learn to like it you like things you learn to like what about scorpions and snakes and things like that Uncle Fletcher said scorpions don't mind living with people so long as people behave themselves no I don't suppose it makes much difference where you are as long as there's somebody to do something for I wouldn't know about that you got a boyfriend can't give them no room why oh they can't ride or shoot or do nothing when I was your age I used to have a boyfriend not for me I'd rather shoot side winders Sidewinders wouldn't help but over here I beg your pardon run along little girl here's 5 cents what kind of cows do you ride her on run along run along they must be awfully sweet and pretty you don't have to go I'll come around again when you ain't bogged down with old fancy pants as what would call a desert M she ain't big enough to be a rat I think she's sweet I know a girl her age wants who is a lot sweeter I hope you're not trying to be familiar you don't remember me you're not I'm Stanley well Li how you've changed know know you anywh it has been a long time ago you ain't been out of my mind since you was knee high to a newborn calf well I'm glad I've been in somebody's mind when I heard you come back home I sat right down and rode a l in a lant would you like to hear it well I'm not quite sure I know what it is I can play it for you better than I can talk it you don't mind if I go on with my work do you no go right along don't make no difference when the moon shines down on my darling Nelly's grave I'm as lome as I can be I remember the days when I held her in my arms before they took her far away from me oh so quiet and and cool is Ming Li's grave sitting there by the moon Trail everything's turning out just like you said it would what do you mean that's Stanley howy and from the hills you hear a coyote [Music] whale he's written a lament for me is that romantic he yes it is do you suppose your grandmother would mind if I barred some hot water I'm sure she [Music] wouldn't you can draw more rats than the jack cheese ah aren't you having fun I got to cook supper fir have you ever seen them groundhogs eat ah you're enjoying it maybe so what's the matter with him that's St I know but what's the matter with it was it pleasing to you I never heard anything anything like it it was something that was in my heart and I just had to get rid of it you better get somebody to look at your vericle tubes Great Character old K country's full of you don't find him no place up [Laughter] Arizona oh Clementine then groundhogs nearly ate me out of house and home it was a nice party what are you doing in that get up did you see the way an looked at me I saw how you looked at the steak I think he's getting ready to vibrate if he'd been around here 40 years ago I'd have made him vibrate when a man's been hurt by a woman you have to be very careful oh we weren't so careful about them back in the '90s times have changed the men knew how to love L days is this Thursday what Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday fifth day you know what you see five and there's a moon you know I'm getting a little scared being in the same house with you oh my oh Clementine [Applause] [Music] I hope I didn't distur of you it's all right I was just prying into the private lives of the micro family I'm sorry I interrupted it's all right where'd you get that was just an Old Rag left over from my other life it's very becoming it's nothing it's just an Old Rag there was such a wonderful moon tonight I just couldn't think of sleeping I haven't noticed there's something about a full moon that makes me want to do mad things does the moon do funny things to you not that I noticed want you sit down I wonder if there people up there looking down us as far as we know the moon's uninhabited seems a shame doesn't it I never thought very much about those things till I met you thank you you've made me see things in a different light and you feel that I've helped you you're just everything to me I didn't mean it that way I wish you had I meant it in a different way are you still feeling bitter about that other woman which woman well was there more than one Oh you mean the woman who detoured me from my work that one no I don't feel any bitterness towards her en right I'm sorry I'm being very unethical no you mustn't be sorry what's that noise I didn't hear anything I am PR sounded like a gunshot I'm not frightened now I'm sorry for what I did just now didn't you mean it no what you doing making look no we're just looking at the moon I'll go away and let you spark give me two bits you don't need to go if you'll excuse me I have some things to do he's the jerk from aluer what's the matter won't he loosen no he won't vibrate why don't you make him vibrate there's another woman in his life why don't you beat her up he carries her around in here did he swallow her no she's just a memory you sure got a torch I'll say what you kicking about all Life's a torch ain't it when your torch burns down you're icky you're as good as St when you're in love you feel it and when you ain't you don't feel nothing where did you learn all these things Uncle Fletcher he must be very poetic he's drunk most of the time wish I could get him a little drunk oh gosh Here Comes old Fancy Pants I'm heading for the bar say don't leave me alone with him I couldn't stand it play for you howy good evening St why don't you go someplace where people might be wanting you she's quite a character little girl should be home in bed I ain't got no bed look what I found here 5 cents put it back for all of me don't going to thing 10 cents hiding right underneath there 40 to 15 cents well look did you ever see one of those what is it 50 cents hot would you I cream the candy times away we got more characters out here the dogs got FAS the climate does funny things to some people sit down I knew you like that lamb man I wrot for you so well I whipped up another verse yes I'm just in the mood for a l man wasn't quite sad enough no it was a little too gay in the spot I fixed that listen now the moon rides high and my time to go has come and I'm feeling so sick heart and soul when they bury me aside of my darling Nelly's grave that's the time when I will surely reach my goal that's very pretty I ain't finished yet oh my darling Li's grave on the prair I love to wander out there neath the sky and dream all the time we'll be together I can hardly wait until the day I die was that sad enough I'm not crying about that I ain't said nothing out of the way no you haven't who did it doesn't matter was it that long legged Tenderfoot it isn't what he says it's what he doesn't say we don't like to see our women folk crying in this part of the country he's answering to me man to man listen Mr whoever you are I guess you don't know much about Arizona I'm learning fast out here we don't allow no huting with what have I done now you've insulted the woman with who I am enamored did she say that leave her out of this this is man to man you and I are going to do a little shoer I don't fancy pluging an unarmed man You' be doing me a big favor this is the way we do things in this part of the country what is that at 45 I guess so why haven't handled one of these in a long time mind if I take a couple of practice shots not me no I'll pick out something over [Music] here are you Le beating me on Stranger am right are you sure no I'm all right women ain't got no stomach for Gunplay I guess not well here she's all yours better take her up the shack she's quite a character no hard feelings oh no I'm sorry I lost my temper that's okay more things ought to be settled by arbitration good night stranger good night oh my daring oh my darling Oh My Darling Clementine I have lost you forever why don't you work in the mine oh what to use you're after gold ain't you what good that do me I was only working them on to please him seems like the more you do for people the less they appreciate it you ain't going to give up that easy I hope what are you going to do with a man you can't even arous guess I'll just settle down here with you and he can go hang just a minute maybe maybe you ain't feeding him the right bait I thought of every feminine trick I know there may be a couple you ain't thought of wish I knew what they were did you ever stop to think he might be after your money he knows I haven't any money well maybe he thinks I got some he's not interested in money if you happen to find some gold in that mind you might get a surprise why do you suppose the name that mine the Lost H I don't know just the name I guess remember old mutton head was just about ready to give up oh that couldn't happen twice by the way did you look into this cross cut that runs over towards the saloon no what why didn't you go down and give it one more look around you're right acting awfully funny just a hunch okay I'll go down and have a look around there just a waste of time if that ain't gold quartz I can't smell it [Music] oh but granddaughter you already sure to chip off the old block she ain't a chip off this block she's sure full of persistency I'm afraid she's about 50 years too late you old Coots would get a great jolt if she happened to hit that lost vein that lost vein was up here in mutton head's imagination I wouldn't be too sure yeah I join the the party sure move right there we I have a cup of coffee no thanks you ain't giving up are you there's no gold in that mine and you know it you look what I told you to yes I don't think much of your hunches you probably wouldn't know gold if you saw it maybe not I think she's shown good sense because when mutton head hit the Bonanza it was right like this and the drift was over to the left it was not it just ran the other way don't tell me I help mutton head working you getting so old your members petering out I ain't so old I can't take care of myself I never saw the DAT I couldn't handle two like you yeah quit getting excited you'll both fall down in a fit plenty of life in me yes there's plenty in me too I wasn't a champion box Fighter for nothing sit down and cool off you never saw a dead I couldn't handle a r like you hey where'd you get this get what if that ain't gold I ain't never seen none let me look at that hand something cheaper she's hit it why'd you get that out of the Mind why why you've hit a bonanza I can't believe it is that really gold well that's what you've been looking for ain't it how did you know it was down there maybe you ain't the only one that vibrates it's like a miracle why don't you show it to your boyfriend maybe it'll start him vibrating look en gold it's been here all the time what a coincidence where you going you're all straightened out now there's nothing to hold me here you're not going to leave me in this horrible place but I thought you liked Arizona I only said that to please you you don't care what happens to me of course I care you hate me I do not hate you I only came out here in the first place to try and find some gold and help you get on your feet you're being unfair you lured me out here now you're deserting me has that goal gone to your head last night you were perfectly normal I am not normal I have spells and dreams all the time but I never tell you anything about them what kind of spells no never mind I hope you'll be very happy what kind of spells it's nothing much it's just a funny little click I get back here once in a while are you telling the truth last night I dreamed about Mr Billingsley I dreamed he was in prison hanging by a long rope lot of little pink men were jumping and dancing and singing we'll hang John Bingley to with our apple tree we'll hang John to the soure to the sour apple tree the tree H John hang J to the tree hang johnly to well it looks like she had P her that's what it looks like she ain't a bad looking girl when she's got nice clothes on go on she ought to get about half a million out of of that mine I'd say someone ought to get 1 to 10 years out of that mine I'd say what do you mean when that or goes to government assay and they find out that mine's been soled someone's in for a heap of trouble what do you know about salt and mindes not as much as you do are you ining there's a cemetery back up in them Hills and it's just full of people that couldn't mind their own business I had her almost straightened out almost normal now look what you've done she's right back where she started can I help it if she hit the pay DT I'll stay on I'll see this thing through but I don't want any more interference you understand are you threatening me yes you've been telling her to come to our census why don't you come to yours you don't want her and you don't want gold what do you want just watch your [Music] [Applause] step a you're stuck again not yet thanks for the LIF I'll buy a cone off you sometime okay how do you feel about your good fortune you was very exciting can I what are you do with all your money say what are you going to do with all your money I'm going to punish Mr Billingsley are you Mr billingsby not I have one more please are you going to settle down and get married well I'm so mad at a certain party at the moment I'm liable to do anything so how do you like the gay90s you've started something how are you going to finish it that's a fun while at last what about those poor fellas digging for gold that isn't there they've been dead for 50 years they ought to be glad I've brought them back to life what about your conscience look why don't you loosen up and have some fun I'm not here to have fun I suppose my granddaughter ain't good enough for you that has nothing to do with it are you going to spend the rest of your life peeking through that telescope why don't you raise your head and look around maybe there's other things in life besides bugs oh yeah Kate well I'll be sassin and blo if it ain't old Bill where in the name of time that you Dro from how long's this been going on a granddaughter had paid her it and this is what happened well something ought to be done about these kindly people like what we might open up the old joint again and teach them the rudiments of pharaoh it seems ashamed to was such a lovely group of un sheared Lambs hey let quite a lot of fun like one nice picture of this P you mind oh no not at all this but I I can't aut with the pi you know certainly look who's here how nice how nice of you to come just make yourself good home won't you yes how true how true isn't it exciting and thrilling be more exciting later on well it couldn't be more exciting it's just like a kitty party only the costumes are different do you think I to serve coffee and sandwiches aren't you talking like a child again and right you must do things for others after all that's what you've done for Stanley and me just what did I do for Stanley if you hadn't brought me out to Arizona I might never have seen Stanley again isn't that so Stanley what I was just telling enide how grateful we are I'll be the first to put out my hand oh I'm so glad you're going to be friends to me a man's a man I'm so happy I feel like going on a spre sley go and buy me an ice cream Co will you ain't she a character yeah she sure is would you like to have one and no treats on me they're only 5 cents I'll just skip mine well some people can take it or leave it alone he's so manly isn't he if you think so and human and kind very poetic we want you to be sure to come to the wedding when did you decide on a wedding well I haven't talked it over with Stanley yet it's a kind of a surprise congratulations where you going I give up it's what you wanted isn't it I don't know what I wanted I'm only doing it to make you happy stop talking nonsense this the kind of a life I wanted of course it'll be different living with cows and pigs and Stanley you must come out and see our place I don't want to see it maybe you don't approve of Stanley For the Love of Mike stop talking about Stanley I'm sick and tired of hearing his name Stanley Stanley Stanley you're driving me nuts aren't they sweet they make wonderful pets so understanding lot more understanding than most humans I say yeah and they're good beef cattle too stle do you have to think of everything in terms of food well everybody that eats a piece of beef steak is a party to the killing of a cow boy there's nothing better than a nice thick cut of beef steak with plenty of mashed potatoes and gra please enri has a delicate Constitution oh I'm sorry see never did figure out just where you fit into this herd Fred I don't get it there's nothing personal between you two Heavens know I'm just sort of a guardian oh that's a big relief to me it'll be a big relief to en when I'm happily married there's an old Saiyan in Arizona take a man like you find him that sounds reasonable especially if he's a man of spirit [Music] naturally what are those men doing they're opening and Brandon get in takes a lot of skill well there's nothing to it if you know how that's what Stanley's going to teach me would you like him to give you a demonstration if he doesn't mind well uh I ain't exactly addressed for it maybe you don't think Stanley can r a c I didn't say that uh I've been so busy composing lamance I'm afraid I'm a little bit Rusty I'd like en to see a man's man in action well anything to please a lady hey buck [Music] let me buy your horse want to do a little Cal roping well here he is I'd much rather put it off till some other time I wouldn't think of it this will be a great treat for enide he spent most of his life with bugs and microbes and things like that well here goes do you think you ought to do that Stanley can do anything [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] good [Music] grief oh don't get excited Stanley always does everything a different [Applause] way are you hurt Boss No but I'm powerful humiliated give me that rope I'll get the dag naap Critter I didn't know C roping was so complicated you're just being sarcastic next time I have ve chops I'll be more appreciative yeah Carey Carey Carey nice Cy come here [Music] you you to hear about our wedding plan this is much more interesting we're going to reenact the two gun Daws and phoh nail Romance get you I [Applause] people would you like to hear about it about what our wedding still overgrown bullfrog my temp there o' used to sing in the Lost hope Saloon but she wouldn't have anything at all to do with two gun da wait for me so one night he drove into the saloon on Horseback and shot up the place then put her cross the pmel of his saddle and took her off to the judge and they lived happily in you're going to pay for this humiliation my friend just wait till I get you alone what's he doing now Stanley come back here oh that's just routine did you hear what I said yes I heard every word only we are going to have an Indian cor be interesting on Horseback Stanley seems to be getting the best of it what the heck with Stanley that's no way to talk about your future husband I could kill [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] always been around the name sorry attention folks for your amusement and edification that will be reenacted here tonight that famous Two Gun Dawson phonel El it we come as a surprise and in the meantime we'd like to cooperate the bar and if there's anybody here who would like to learn the intricacies of pharaoh I will be very happy to oblig right over here a't you stay for the wedding no I'm not can't you take it if anyone asks about me just say you haven't seen me I will Sam here's a dollar is that a real dollar [Applause] yeah just a minute long legs you ain't making no getaway I don't understand are you going to let her marry that big glute I can't stop her just turn around and get going unless you want a load of buck shot in you what do you want me to do you're going up to that Shack and you're going to tell us stop that wedding she's up there crying her eyes out there's nothing I can do about it oh there's plenty you can do about it you just get going if you'll only be reasonable I'll try and explain the whole situation to you maybe you don't think this gun's loaded are you sure you're not loaded pardon me I I hope I'm not intruding what do you want I'm looking for the owner of the Lost hope mindes who are you I represent the United States government what's wrong with her certainly glad you came along maybe I can help you is it about the gold oh the government's got all the gold it needs buried down in Kentucky well what's it about well as near as we can tell the millions in Quicksilver around this country somewhere and the government's interested is there anything wrong with that are you kidding no I'm not kidding did you say Millions that's what it looks like that's all I want to [Music] hear what's the matter with everybody have they gone nuts they're all drunk inside I couldn't find out nothing what do you want to know is there a woman around here by the name of Palmer or is she a spook what's it worth of it tell you are you nuts too no I'm not look lady I'm getting Des is there a woman around here by the name of Palmer my name's Palmer don't move are you trying to be familiar do you own the Lost hope mine I hav't interest any why I'm trying to give away a million dollars and nobody will take it we'll have to talk about that another time we'll talk about it right now if you want to give some money away just give it to my grandmother she loves to hoard money where's your grandmother she just ran over the hill where are you going have you seen en right you mean long life you mustn't talk about that he's gone gone where he drove off that way and I don't think he's coming back when just now did you see a tall good-looking man drive off sure why I want you to follow I can't I I got to wait for the government would you like to get shot this is an emergency an emergency why didn't you say so that's different get right in the government man can wait hi goodbye strawberry it's kind of hard start too especially in Cas of emergency if you have said emergency we'd have been there by now tell come matter where I went [Applause] just boys when you hear the shooting bust right out into [Music] song where's my bride we ain't seen her something must have gone [Music] wrong oh you looking for for a fancy pants I'm looking for my bride she ran off with long life might have noted there's no use fellas white women ain't reliable better get back to the reservation I don't want this thing to run into over [Applause] time ain't you going to chase her Stanley no I've done my best I'm going to get out of these fancy clothes and go back to practicing [Applause] Marin I see when did you first notice this strange Behavior ever since his returned from Arizona it couldn't be the climate tell him about your experience I was talking to him the other day and he asked me if I thought a marriage could work out if two people weren't meting then he asked me if I thought numerology had anything to do with a person's vibrations what's numerology oh it has something to do with numbers perhaps he's evolving a new Theory oh hi nice to see you again do how do you doing this is Dr Brewster the head of the foundation this is Jane Palmer how do you do it's a pleasure I'm sure won't you be seated if I can help Miss Palmer find a certain doctor enrite she's promised not to put me in jail jail I'm afraid I don't uh quite understand well you see I'm ashamed to admit it but I've turned out to be an AB you don't need to say it we have a do en right right here on this floor oh I see what you mean but not in this office no he's just down the hall is he a patient well in a way but I'm just beginning to diagnose his case it was another woman she's thrown him out of Harmony I think we can get him back into harmony okay my grandfather did a lot for this foundation and I think the foundation should do something for me and enr I'm sure the foundation can can help you and you can help the foundation that's what enri always says You must do things for others yes well uh Come with Me Goodbye Mr Billingsley I hope you grow fat on your ill-gotten gains you think I've got room as for me I found something money can't buy and don't ever try and come and give any of it back to me because I positively refuse to take it not even if you come crawling to me on your hands on your hands and knees you'll find Dr anr two doors down he can be cured caddy he's half cured now you'll have to do the the rest isn't science wonderful it's coming along you're wonderful even Mr Billingsley is wonderful but I wouldn't let him know it well Billingsley it looks if we might kill two birds with one stone well I think you're hanging a rock around poor old enright's neck everybody to his own taste speaking of taste you happen to have any more of that nerve tonic it is hidden right down there the last time I was here the foundation offers all kinds of service I'll just take it straight I've seen everything anyway and a few pink elephants won't matter do you [Music] not well a penny for your thoughts what did you come from Arizona are you uh you married not yet what about the government man and all that money I'm going to let Grandma worry about that you mean you gave it all up some people aren't meant to have money besides being a chauffer I mean a kind of a chauffer I knew you were sensitive about those things but now that I haven't any money anymore there's no need to be sensitive naturally I would have said something to you about it sooner if it hadn't been for that other woman if you hadn't slapped me everything might have been different but you did and that changed the whole course of nature because when a man slaps a woman that shows he loves her especially if he's sober I couldn't tell you how I felt before because that other woman was in your life but now that you're cured I feel I can speak freely I think you're awfully foolish about a lot of things but then none of us can be perfect and I want someone to take care of me I want it to be you why don't you say something and right it's a wonderful relief go on say something see how much better you feel spent four years in college four years in medical school 2 years as an intern yes keep I ever wanted to be was a man of science I wanted to do something for Humanity you did I don't know why this should have to happen to me shouldn't have happened it couldn't have happened keep talking keep talking yeah that's better don't you feel better now of course you do of course you do

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Length: 80min 44sec (4844 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 20 2023