>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN --
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -- MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
ACTRESS BEST KNOWN FOR THE BLOCKBUSTER "TWILIGHT"
FRANCHISE. SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM
"PERSONAL SHOPPER." PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) >> Stephen: HEY! THANKS FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Stephen: I LOVE THE NEW
HAIR. >> THANK YOU. IT'S NOT NEW. IT'S THE OLDEST HAIR. >> Stephen: THE OLD HAIR IS
THE LONG HAIR. THIS IS THE NEWEST HAIR. >> TRUE. >> Stephen: UNLESS YOU HAD A
WIG MADE OF OLD HAIR AND PUT IT OVER A COMPLETELY SHAVED HEAD
WHICH WOULD BE LOVELY. >> YEAH, I MESSED THAT UP. >> Stephen: THIS IS A NEW MOVE
YOU'RE DOING. YOU'RE JUST DOING IT FOR YOU? >> THE DIRECTOR SUGGESTED I
SHAVE IT ALL OFF BECAUSE THE FEMALE PROTAGONIST HAS TO BE BAD
AS. >> Stephen: THERE IS A NEW
MOVIE CALLED "UNDERWATER" COMING UP WHICH IS AN UNDERWATER
VERSION OF ARMAGEDDON? >> YEAH, I GUESS SO. >> Stephen: THIS IS STEP ONE
TO BEING BRUCE WILLIS? >> I GUESS SO. I HAVE TO PUT ON A LOT OF
HELMETS SO IT WILL BE EASIER FOR MY HAIR DRESSER. >> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO
ADJUST YOUR MIC AND WE'LL CUT THIS PART OUT BECAUSE IT'S TOO
INTIMATE, BUT YOUR CHAIN WAS HITTING YOUR MIC AND WE COULDN'T
HEAR YOU. >> COOL. >> Stephen: ARE WE GOOD NOW? DID YOU HAVE A LITTLE EAR
PIECE? >> Stephen: HE LOOKED AT ME,
POINTED AT THE PROMPTER AND THE PROMPTER SAID "CHAIN ON MIC." >> GOT IT. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: NORMALLY WE HAVE A MAD MAN NAMED MIKE BACKSTAGE WE
HAVE TO KEEP CHAINED UP. BUT THAT'S CALLED CONTINUITY. PEOPLE ARE SAYING, WHERE'S THE
CHAIN? NOW THE CHAIN'S GONE. NOW THERE ARE GOING TO BE
CONSPIRACY THEORIES. NOW THAT CHAIN'S HITTING IT. >> SERIOUS? >> Stephen: I AM SERIOUS. OKAY, THANKS VERY MUCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANKS VERY MUCH. NOW THERE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE
CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I DON'T CARE. LET 'EM WRITE! >> CAN WE DO THE SHOW NOW? I CAN SYMPATHIZE FOR THE HEAD
SHAVING BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHAVE MY HEAD FOR THE YEARS AND
IN 2009 THE PRESIDENT ORDER #-RD GENERAL ORDE TO SHAVE MY HEAD ON
SHOW. DO YOU LIKE IT? >> I COULDN'T STOP TOUCHING IT. >> Stephen: MY WIFE SAID IT
WAS LIKE DATE AGO NEW GUY. SHE WOULD REACH OVER IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND FEEL MY HEAD AND GO, WHO IS THAT? ( LAUGHTER )
WELL, LISTEN, YOU HAVE AN HONOR, IF I CAN CALL IT THAT, THAT SO
FEW PEOPLE HAVE. YOU ARE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE
ON TWITTER THAT OUR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ATTACKED
REPEATEDLY. THIS WAS BACK IN 2012 WHEN YOU
AND ROBERT PATTINSON WERE BREAKING UP. THIS IS THE FIRST TWEET. KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS THE MAN
WHO'S NOW THE KEEPER OF THE LAUNCH CODES. HE TWEETED. ROBINSON SHOULD NOT TAKE BACK
KRISTEN STEWART. SHE CHEATED ON HIM LIKE A DOG
AND WILL DO IT AGAIN. JUST WATCH, HE COULD DO MUCH
BETTER. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
OKAY? >> WHATEVER. I'M MUCH BETTER. >> Stephen: GOOD. GOOD. ( PIANO RIFF )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW -- DID THIS TEACH YOU TO
DEAL WITH BULLIES? BECAUSE THAT'S BULLY BEHAVIOR. WHY DO YOU THINK HE ATTACKED
YOU? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: DID YOU EVER TALK
TO HIM ABOUT IT? >> HMHM-UM. I TRIED TO. HE DID IT PUBLICLY AND HE DIDN'T
PUBLICLY RESPOND. WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT. THAT'S OKAY. CELEBRATE THE DIFFERENCES,
WHATEVER. >> Stephen: YEAH, I DON'T
KNOW. >> YEAH, MAYBE NOT. >> Stephen: WELL, I WILL SAY
THIS, HE TWEETED AT YOU ELEVEN TIMES, OKAY? >> I KNOW. >> Stephen: HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE TWEETED AT MORE THAN THE PRESIDENT HAS CONDEMNED
ANTISEMITISM? >> OH, MY GOD --
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE A PRETTY
LAID-BACK PERSON. YOU USE THE WORD "DUDE" IN
CASUAL CONVERSATION. >> IT'S REALLY VERSATILE AND
USEFUL. >> Stephen: OKAY. TWHAR DIFFERENT WAYS ONE CAN USE
"DUDE"? BECAUSE I ENJOY THE WORD DUDE
BUT I MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO DUDE IT UP. WHY IS IT SO VERSATILE FOR YOU? >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN
REALLY BE EMPATHETIC AND DEPENDING ON THE READING,
SOMEONE'S HAVING A HARD TIME, YOU CAN GO, LIKE, DUDE, YOU
KNOW, YOU OKAY? OR IF SOMEONE'S IN YOUR FACE,
MESSING WITH YOU, DUDE! BACK IT UP! SAME WORD. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT EFFECTS,
THOUGH. >> Stephen: YEAH. IT'S THE ADJUSTABLE ALAN WRENCH
OF WORDS. ( LAUGHTER )
THE NEW MOVIE, "PERSONAL SHOPPER," GETTING TREMENDOUS
REVIEWS. IT'S A SCARY MOVIE. WOULD YOU CALL IT HORROR,
SUSPENSE? >> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS PEOPLE
ARE CALLING IT, LIKE, A THRILLER. THERE ARE DEFINITELY ASPECTS OF
IT THAT ARE UNNERVING FOR SURE AND UNCOMFORTABLE. >> Stephen: YOU PLAY A TWIN IN
THIS, I UNDERSTAND. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: TELL US WHAT THE
MOVIE IS ABOUT. WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU AND
YOUR TWIN. >> WHEN YOU MEET THE CHARACTER
YOU REALLY KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HER, OTHER THAN IN
THE FIRST FEW MINUTES THAT SHE HAS LOST HER TWIN BROTHER, AND
SHE'S SUCH A FRAGMENTED VERSION OF HERSELF. HALF OF HER IS GONE,
ESSENTIALLY, AND THIS TRAUMA SHE'S IN HAS SORT OF KICK
STARTED THIS REALLY DEEP EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THAT'S LED
HER TO QUESTIONS THAT ARE UNANSWERABLE AND SHE JUST WANTS
ONE THING THAT'S FINITE SHE CAN HOLD ON TO THAT SHE CAN START
THIS REBUILDING PROCESS OF WHO SHE IS SO SHE CAN GET PAST THE
GRIEVE OF HER BROTHER. SO SHE STARTS QUESTIONING WHAT
THE AFTERLIFE IS AND WHETHER THERE IS A TANGIBLE CONNECTION
TO THAT THAT WE CAN HAVE OR TOUCH OR FEEL. SO IT GETS A LITTLE SPOOKY
BECAUSE REALITY DOESN'T REALLY EXIST FOR HER. IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN EVE
EVER-SHIFTING THING. IF YOU DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH YOU
EXIST, QUESTIONING EXISTENCE AND HOW WE RELATE TO EACH OTHER IS A
VERY DEBILITATING NOTION. >> Stephen: WELL, WE HAVE A
LITTLE CLIP HERE. WHO ARE YOU SPEAKING TO IN THIS
CLIP? >> MY BOSS' BOYFRIEND. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. JIM? >> WHEN YOU'RE A MEDIUM, YOU
JUST ARE ATTUNED TO A SORT OF -- VIBE. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "VIBE"? IT'S AN INTUITION THING. IT'S A FEELING. YOU SEE THIS DOOR, IT'S ONLY,
LIKE, SLIGHTLY AJAR. >> YOU THINK A SOUL CONTINUES TO
EXIST AFTER DEATH? >> I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW IF I
BELIEVE IN THAT. LOUIS DID. I HAVE TO GIVE HIS SPIRIT --
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT -- A CHANCE TO PROVE HIM RIGHT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THIS CHARACTER IS DEALING WITH GHOSTS. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? >> UM --
>> Stephen: SOME PEOPLE DO. A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN
GHOSTS. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH GHOSTS? >> I'VE HAD EXPERIENCES THAT I
HAVE BEEN, LIKE, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT AND NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN TO
ME WHY THAT SOUND HAPPENED, BUT I'VE NEVER --
>> Stephen: PROBABLY A GHOST. PROBABLY A GHOST. >> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER
GETS GHOST TEXTS IN THIS MOVIE. DOES THAT MEAN IN THIS WORLD
GHOSTS HAVE THUMBS OR GHOSTS GO TO THE BATHROOM? ( LAUGHTER )
>> I MEAN, THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE IS THIS
KIND OF, LIKE, SHIFTING PROJECTION OF WHAT SHE SORT OF
BELIEVES TO BE TRUE, WHICH IS, LIKE, IT'S A VERY EVOLVING THING
THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. ULTIMATELY, I DO KNOW WHO THAT
PERSON IS. IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE, IT
BECOMES A MORE SOLID THING WARD THE END. IN THE BEGINNING, SHE COULD BE
HAVING A DIALOGUE WITH HERSELF, SHE COULD BE MAYBE TALKING TO A
GHOST OR SPIRIT OR BROTHER OR A MORE EVIL SPIRIT OR SOMETHING,
BUT EVEN -- YOU KNOW, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TEXTING YOUR FRIEND AND
THEY SAY SOMETHING YOU MISINTERPRET, ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU FLIP OUT AND FLY OFF THE HANDLE, YOU'RE BASICALLY TALKING
TO YOURSELF ANYWAY, SO IT RIFFS ON THAT A LITTLE BIT, TOO. >> Stephen: WELL, LOVELY TO
MEET YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
"PERSONAL SHOPPER" IN THEATERS TOMORROW! KRISTEN STEWART, EVERYBODY!
