Knocked Up (4/10) Movie CLIP - Parental Guidance (2007) HD

Allison, just take care of it. Take care of it. Move on. What's gonna happen with your career? How are you gonna tell them? l'm not gonna tell them for a while. l have a while before l have to say anything. How could you not tell them? They're not gonna know. l mean, l'm only gonna start to show when l'm like, l don't know, six months or something. Seven months. Three months. No. Three months. Fat in the face, jowls, fat ass. Debbie didn't get fat. Debbie is a freak of nature. Mom, you know, it's important to me that you be supportive. l cannot be supportive of this. This is a mistake. This is a big, big mistake. Now, think about your stepsister. Now, you remember what happened with her? She had the same situation as you, and she had it taken care of. And you know what? Now she has a real baby. Honey, this is not the time. l'm gonna be a grandfather. You happy about that? Absolutely. Delighted. This is a disaster. No, this is not a disaster. lt is... An earthquake is a disaster. Your grandmother having Alzheimer's so bad she doesn't even know who the fuck l am, that's a disaster. This is a good thing. This is a blessing. l have a vision for how my life would go, and this definitely is not it. Wait. Is this your vision? Are you living your vision right now? l am kind of living my vision, yeah. Well, that is sad, l'm telling you. Life doesn't care about your vision. Okay? Stuff happens. You just got to deal with it. You roll with it. That's the beauty of it all. l just don't get how l tell the kid not to do drugs when l do drugs. l'll feel like a hypocrite. Well, remember what l told you when you were a teenager? What did you say? l said, ''No pills, no powders.'' That's right, that's right. Right. If it grows in the ground, it's probably okay. l mean, l guess it worked. Like you told me not to smoke pot all those years, and then l found out you were smoking pot that whole time. Not the whole time. Just in the evenings and all day every weekend. Not that much. Honestly, though, when you look at me do you not think at all, like, ''You know, if he just never existed, ''l would have avoided a massive heap of trouble,'' you know? Absolutely not. l love you totally and completely. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. l'm the best thing that ever happened to you? Yeah. (LAUGHS) Now l just feel bad for you.

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Length: 2min 41sec (161 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 16 2011