Oh boy, weāre gonna have a honking good
time with this video! INTENSE GRIN Ya know those old-timey car horns? The ones that go āah-ooooogaā? (that was an amazing impression, was it not?) Iāve always wondered why exactly they sound
like that. I mean, itās a pretty weird noise, isnāt
it? Thereās a strange sort ofā¦ modulation
in the sound that I could never really explain. Soā¦ I bought one! And weāre gonna find out! But first, some background. And trivia. Because of course. Thatās like this whole channelās deal. Car horns. Why have them? Well, cars are dangerous things, and people
are stupidly dangerous nearly all the time. And as a means to hopefully quell the stupidity,
your car comes with a noisemaking device to serve as a warning signal to other drivers
and pedestrians. You can use it to announce your presence in
dangerous or ambiguous situations, or you can use it to scare loved ones as they approach
your car. It also serves as a way to project anger. In fact thatās almost the primary reason
we use the horn these days, isnāt it? Anyway, because horns need to be loud and
cheap, the automotive world has pretty much settled on two basic designs for horns. Thereās these guys, and thereās these guys. This variety or horn, the disc horn, is essentially
just a robust loudspeaker thatās tuned to vibrate at a specific frequency. When 12 volts DC power is applied across its
terminals, the disc moves in and out, just like the driver cone of a loudspeaker, and
the result is a *honk* ing loud noise. Now, in the US anyway, your car only needs
to have one of these. And you can tell if your car is in the ābare
minimumā camp because the sound of the horn is a single tone. Like this. BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEP If your carās manufacturer has decided to
splurge on you and give you a second horn, it will usually be tuned a minor third up
or down from the other. Like this. BEEP beep BEEP beep When sounded together, they produce a minor
chord which is perhaps more noticeable across a wider variety of situations. Or at least, thatās the theory. I think. In any case it sounds better. HONK HOOOONK
(and it sounds better) The other style of horn is this style, which
I will call Gary. A Gary horn, also known as a trumpet horn,
is largely the same thing as our disc horn however the diaphragm sits inside this trumpet-shaped
piece. The horn directs the sound out and projects it
out the hole, and the most noticeable side-effect of this is that the sound of the horn becomes
less harsh. Take a listen. Hereās a single-tone disc horn. BEEP BEEEEP Now a Gary horn. toot tooooot (it's more polite-sounding) And now a dual-tone disc. HONK HOOOONK (sounded angry) And now Gary. TOOT TOOOOT
(it's not mad, just disappointed) I think we can agree that the Gary horn sounds
a little more pleasant. At least, I think it does. Interesting note, if you were simply to alternate
between a high-tone horn and a low-tone horn, youād have a pretty good analog for an emergency
vehicle siren in whatever countries use sirens that sound like that. Iād pick some out but Iām sure there
would be some nuance or complication Iām unaware of and that would annoy enough of
you to write comments about it which would annoy me so I wonāt. So now, what... what is up with these things? Well, I suppose we should set it up so it makes a noise. I'm pretty sure they use a fair bit of current so I
better use this car battery that I just have lying ar- AHOOOOOOOOOOGA Holy *honk* this think it loud! Good lord. That isā¦ well that is something, isnāt
it? Now, taking a look at this thing reveals that
thereās a red plastic horn coming down to some sort of diaphragm. We can shine a light down there and see that
thereāsā¦ well a diaphragm of some sort. Huh. Now on the back, this looks an awful lot like
a plain āol motor. And, I suppose that would make sense, as after
all the way the horn sounds suggests something gets up to speed and then slows down a bit. Fun fact! This sound isnāt just associated with old
timey cars youād take down to the soda fountain and get yourself an ice cold sarsaparilla. Imagine youāre on a boat. But itās a special kind of boat. Suddenly, you hear the sound. [AHOOGA] Dive. Dive!
[AHOOGA] Dive! Surprise! Youāre on a submarine!
[ahooging continues in background] All submarines are legally required to have
one of these to signal that theyāre about to dive. I know this because the movies never lie. OK, so what makes the diaphragm move? The diaphragm needs to move in and out to
make a sound--after all that is how sound works. And it appears to be driven by a motor. Butā¦ how is it moved? And why does it sound soā¦ distinctive? Well, through the magic of buying two of them,
I have an already-taken-apart one right here. This joke is never gonna get old. [metallic crash and wibble wobble] And, itās a lot simpler than at first you
might imagine. This is, in effect, a mechanical loudspeaker. The diaphragm is a stamped piece of metal,
and thereās a little metal nub sticking out on the bottom. That nub engages with these bumpy teeth things
on the shaft of the motor. When the motor spins, it forces the diaphragm
to move in and out as the bumps on the shaft push out on the bump on the diaphragm. In a sense, the diaphragm just goes for a
bumpy ride and [AH-OOOOO-GA] Thatās it. Itās that simple. Now, I still donāt know why exactly the
sound is as distinctive as it is. I suspect it has to do with the fact that
the diaphragm is flexing, rather than simply moving in and out, and this gives it a unique
tonality. Or something. Probably. Kinda like the clicking sound of a bottle
cap. That click is still there even when the motor
turns slowly, but once it reaches a fast enough speed, we start to hear the true tone of the
horn. Then, as the motor slows after you stop honking, the pitch of the hornās tone falls, but that clicking noise remains distinctive until it stops. At least thatās my guess. Layered sounds can be difficult to decipher,
and Iām not a proctologist. This device is sometimes referred to as a
Klaxon. This was originally a trade name and comes
from the Greek āKlazoā meaning āto shriekā. I think there just wasnāt a Greek work for
āto ahoogā. The horns didnāt have to be powered by motors,
in fact there could be a hand-crank. Maybe youāll have seen that in an old movie
or something. But Iāll tell you one thing. This is much, much louder than I thought it
was going to be. This would certainly be an effective horn
should you put one on your vehicle. But should you put one on your vehicle? I mean, Iām not gonna say no, but also Iām
not gonna say yes. Itās not quite so easy as just slapping
this in where your horn was. Youād probably ... mmm, definitely damage
the horn circuit. The best thing to do would be to add another
horn button and run a new fused circuit through it to the horn. Trust me, you donāt want this to be your
carās primary horn. Not only is it tremendously silly, but if
you should decide to replace your horns with a relay and run power through it to the horn so that you have indeed replaced your normal horn with one of these, which you should definitely
consider not doing, youāre gonna draw some major attention to yourself when you lock your car. [brief AHOOG] And, your car alarm will be entirely useless
as in the event of a break-in, any would-be do-gooders will simply think your car is diving
below the surface. But I have better news! These things are stupid cheap. This was a whole $10. Thatās it. This was literally the cheapest horn of the
three I featured in this video. Now, how well are these horns gonna work in
a year? Probably not at all! In fact, this one doesnāt even work all
of the time out of the box! Granted, itās taken apart right now butā¦
you know what I mean. Are you gonna regret buying it? Probably! Will you have a hard time figuring out where
to cram this bulky thing into your car? No doubt! But will you enjoy it? Honestly, if you do, well then youāre my kinda weirdo. Happy honking! ā« shriekingly smooth jazz ā« So, this concludes No Effort November. Iāll be back for Do Things December, but
it might be a little while. Iāve been procrastinating on finishing the
CED series so I still have to writeā¦ basically all of that video. But! Iāll be writing it soon. And who knows. Maybe December will start out with something
just as silly as this video was. I mean, I donāt *want* it to, but when in
doubt, take the silly option. It almost always works. Interesting note! If you were to simply alternate between a
high tone horn and a low torn honā¦ ...better use this car battery that I have
lying aroundā¦ yeah we need to... We need to set this up beforehand [straining]
I think they use a fair bit of current. So I better use this car battery that I have
lying arā¦ dammit! So now. So. So now, what is up with this thing? OK, so what makes the diaphragm *overwhelming
sound of klaxon* move? The diaphragm needā¦ yeah thatās not gonna
work, thatās way too loud. [sound of metal diaphragm against table] I pondered calling this "Untitled Klaxon Video" But then I realized that would be a lame duck move. Oh crap it's a goose! Not a duck! I really fowled up that joke HONK
I swear this guy is Captain Disillusion without the getup.
Im getting a road rage in my bed , Amazing
Ayyy this is the guy who blew my mind about the color brown.
Yeah he has a great concept for videos but terrible execution. He rambles way too much. Talks in circles and just takes an excruciatingly long time to get to the point.