Klan Mom, MyPillow Mike & Courtside Karen Keeping America Great!

hi i'm jimmy i'm the host thanks for watching um on another very chilly day almost everywhere but here snow is on the ground more than 17 inches in new york city in chicago there's about a foot of snow and this almost feels like life is getting back to normal people snowboarding behind cars people snowboarding behind minivans and trucks there are people sledding this person got a free ride on the bus that is now the safest way to use public transportation you couldn't tell because the face was blurred out but that was oprah being towed behind that bus that's right we could have a lot more snow on the way at least according to punxsutawney phil you know we keep saying that every day in this pandemic feels like groundhog day well today it really did it really did and i know groundhog day doesn't actually repeat itself that's the movie not the day but just in case i hired a belgian waffle truck to park outside my house this morning i figure if i'm living the day over and over again why not start it off with waffles because of cobit they had a virtual yanking of the animal from its home this year an event that was highlighted by a weirdly tender moment between the president of the groundhog club and phil this one is it this one okay okay oh you you look beautiful today [Laughter] that's weird imagine how insane that must look from the groundhogs point of view oh boy here comes the top hat crew again poor punxsutawney phil and then when they finally did pull him out he was forced to listen to a poem when i turn to see there's a perfect shadow cast of me six more weeks of winter there will be why are they cheering for that i don't know six more weeks of zoom school so that's what it's that was going on at gobbler's knob today i don't get groundhog day last year's festivities shattered records crowd wise 40 000 people showed up last year double the number from the year before which i don't understand at all if i wanted to see a fat rodent hiding in a hole i'd go to we mar-a-lago to get you a drum set yes tomorrow and the timing of this event looking back is very suspicious think about this on february 2nd of last year we had zero reported deaths from covet wasn't even the thing most of the news that day was about the super bowl but then a month and a half later the whole country was on lockdown exactly six weeks to the day after groundhog day look what happened but who could have known who on february 2nd 2020 could possibly predict what would happen in six weeks that damn groundhog that's who and he didn't tell us maybe the virus comes from groundhogs maybe we just got infected again today why do people listen to q and not me mitch mcconnell emerged from his shell yesterday to distance himself from congresswoman marjorie taylor green the senate minority leader called her out for latching on to quote looney lies and conspiracy theories even though he didn't mention her name he suggested that people like her are a cancer on the party that is distracting republicans from the important work of blocking covet relief to millions of americans who need it mitch mcconnell still only one of only a handful of republicans to speak out against this woman i don't know why that surprises me but it does house democrats are saying that if republicans don't strip green of her committee assignments they will and republicans are like um great would you mind we're not going to do it these people are crazy green is of course now trying to make money off of her terribleness she tweeted democrats are trying to expel me from congress help me raise 50 000 today and send a message what message i am crazy and careless with money clan mom spent the whole day today asking for money and people gave it to her she's up to nearly a hundred thousand dollars right now and even though today we saw videos from a year ago in which she encouraged others to surround and break into the capitol to make members of congress cower in fear and she called david hogg the teenager whose classmates were killed at parkland a coward and an idiot who's trained like a dog very nice lady really nice green says she has spoken to donald trump on the phone and has his full support they're even planning to get together soon uh-oh look out melania she's coming for your guy by the way i know she likes to spread conspiracy theories but has anyone ever seen marjorie taylor greene and jonathan taylor thomas in the same room at the same time no because they're the same person last week the my pillow guy mike lindell who i'm loving more and more each day was banned from twitter so um after he was banned his account was pulled he decided to fire off a few tweets from the my pillow company account which is not allowed once you're banned from twitter you can't just use another account so now the mypillow account is banned too and if he's not careful mike could be getting the boot from newsmax newsmax is one of the outlets that sold the bogus story that the voting machines were rigged and now they're worried they might get sued so tonight when mike lindell was on trying to rehash these crazy claims he keeps making that he that trump actually won the election and he has evidence about the machines they wanted none of it mine was taken down because we have all the election problem with these dominion machines we have 100 proof newsmax accepts the results as legal and final we wanted to talk to you about cancelling culture if you will we don't want to relitigate the the allegations that you're making mike because we we understand where you are so let me ask you this do you think that this should be temporary because it appears to be permanent could you make an argument that it is temporary right i know he used to smoke crack maybe now he's eating it i don't know you know it's bad when newsmax is like dial it down buddy and that wasn't even the nuttiest part of the interview this was did you make an argument that this could be a temporary banning rather than permanent no i want it to be a permanent because you know what they did this because i'm revealing all the evidence on friday of all the election program with these machines so i'm sorry if you okay can i ask our producers can we get out of here please uh i don't want to have to keep going over this newsmax have not been able to verify any of those allegations mike hold on a second everybody hold on a second mike mike hold on one second uh let's talk a little bit about just what is happening well what's happening is bob went home has anyone ever looked into any kind of correlation between my pillow and q and on because maybe there's something in those pillows that makes people go insane your head's on it for eight hours every night the guy who invented them was on crack they might who knows they might be stuffed with mothballs and thermometer mercury donald trump's new new lawyers today released their response to the impeachment charges they will defend him against in the senate next week and this is great on the very first page of their very first legal filing they wrote to the honorable members of the united states senate they misspelled united states and we're off this is incredible too you know how much ivanka and jared made last year jared and ivanka reported a combined income for 2020 of between 23 and 121 million dollars which raises a number of important questions like for what and what is between 23 and 121 million dollars can we narrow that down to an eight-figure window please and by the way that amount is actually down from what they made last year last year they made more we have two department store mannequins who are supposed to be government employees making more than 250 million dollars over the last two years but where's hunter you know trump doesn't like this right you know he the only thing more embarrassing than losing the election to donald trump is having his son-in-law make more money than he does this was the other financial bombshell today jeff bezos announced he's stepping down as ceo of amazon he will officially leave at some point this summer or by thursday if you order using prime the announcement seemed to have come out of the blue but it didn't you may have seen this two days ago the headline toys r us closed its last two u.s stores i guess jeff saw that and said my work here is done so now he will transition uh from being the executive chair uh or the ceo to the executive chair of the amazon board which will give him more time to focus on his other projects like his blue origin spaceship company and acquiring enough kryptonite to kill superman did you see the altercation at the lakers did you watch the lakers game last night no jim i did not so the lakers beat the hawks in atlanta and lebron got into it with one of their fans we've got a lot of drawing going on the front row and look at that and now the security is getting involved and the security is actually i mean the referees are actually telling the security they may want to usher somebody out of the building this lady wow well she's pointing like that one meme with the lady and the cat yeah so that woman and her husband were ejected from the game turns out her name is juliana carlos and after the game juliana took to social media to defend herself i'm minding my own business drinking having fun all of a sudden lebron says something to my husband and i and i see this and i go i stand up and go don't talk to my husband and he looks at me and he goes sit down and i go don't call me a you sit there get out of here and all of a sudden now i'm getting kicked out excuse me i have courtside seats that i pay for you lebron you're getting here you're going to let a 25 year old girl intimidate you during a game bye wait did she say 25 [Applause] i didn't know they've been making those dolls for 25 years so then after the game lebron tweets this he says courtside karen was mad mad and that was that he won again i like courtside karen parents have become like barbies there's one for every occasion there's courtside karen dog walker karen malibu karen sunday as you probably know is super bowl sunday and the cdc issued their recommendation for super bowl parties they recommend that you don't have them uh here in la county they're saying the same thing they're warning the super bowl parties could be super spreader events that kick-start the virus again like christmas and thanksgiving did you know if you stay home you're almost guaranteed to win your super bowl squares pool it's expected to be a close game kansas city is a three and a half point favorite tampa bay though has tom brady and there will be many picks made some by humans and some by animals this is something we look forward to every year we found a pair of dogs in eugene oregon two pugs named ella and petunia not only avella and petunia correctly picked the winner of the super bowl five years in a row they predicted the dodgers would win the world series they predicted the nba finals and most recently the election the presidential election so we reached out again to their owners leona pat and leona pat agreed to let their prognosticating pugs make a pick and now all the way from eugene please welcome ella and petunia well hello there hi ella and petunia thanks for joining us again it's jimmy and i was wondering if i could get your pick for the super bowl guys we're all very interested since you've had so much success with the picks in the past you know do you have a all right well i guess you know what i think you're focused on the over under hi i'm jimmy kimmel click below to subscribe to our youtube channel or if you want to be that way about it don't

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Length: 13min 16sec (796 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 03 2021