Monique: AND THEN
HE SAID WE'D GO OUT
FOR FRENCH FOOD. SOUNDS PROMISING. FRENCH <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>FRIES, </i>KIM.</font> WELL...
DRIVE-THRU. OUCH.
I'M A SCRUB MAGNET. NO USE DENYING. SO NOT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO LaSHAWN?
LaGONE. I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND DESPERATE, BUT V-DAY'S COMING. UM, THAT SOUNDED
KINDA DESPERATE. VALENTINE'S DAY. THE WORST TIME
OF THE YEAR TO BE ALL
LONELY-HEARTED. YOU AND RON
PROBABLY HAVE A BIG TIME
ALL PLANNED,
DON'T YOU? NOW THAT
YOU MENTION IT-- HE HASN'T MENTIONED IT. IT'S YOUR FIRST
VALENTINE
AS A COUPLE, AND YOU DON'T HAVE
RESERVATIONS
OR ANYTHING? WELL, MAYBE
HE, UH...FORGOT. YOU NEVER FORGET
A HOLIDAY WHEN YOU WORK
RETAIL, GIRL. HEY, K.P.
HEY. HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT AT WORK? YEAH, PET
DEPARTMENT'S CLOSED
FOR A WHILE. SOME CAGES
WERE LEFT OPEN. FOOD CHAIN ISSUES. UM, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE HEARTS? I'M GONNA GO
GET SOME MORE STOCK FROM THE ROOM
WITH THE STOCK. YOU DO KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS IN FEBRUARY, DON'T YOU, RON? GROUNDHOG DAY? PRESIDENT'S DAY? DENTAL HEALTH MONTH.
OOH-- THAT REMINDS ME.
RUFUS?
TA-DA! MM-HM. HAPPY DENTAL HEALTH
MONTH, K.P. IT HAS A TONGUE
SCRAPER ON THE BACK. AHEM. VALENTINE'S DAY? OH. UH, I DON'T
CELEBRATE. I MEAN, I--YOU KNOW,
I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND
ON-- HOLY CANNOLI! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
ON VALENTINE'S DAY! MM-HMM.
WOW! THIS IS HUGE! Wade: KIM! HUH? AAAH! WADE! YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GOTTA WARN ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING
REAL WORLD. SORRY.
TIME FOR A NEW BATTERY. YOU GOT 3 OR 4 YEARS
OUT OF THE OLD ONE, THOUGH. THANKS, WADE. AND I UPGRADED YOUR PLUG-INS. CHECK IT. X-RAY MODE. [BEEPING]
[BRUSHING] HEY, WADE.
HEY! CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP [NO AUDIO] MUH--MO--
M-MO... UH, IS THIS ROBO-WADE? MONIQUE! HI! I--I, UM-- WADE. YOU OK? HEH! HEH-HEH-HEH! [GIGGLING] UH-OH. ♪ OH YEAH, YEAH! ♪ ♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪ ♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M ♪ ♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪ ♪ THERE IS NOTHIN'
I CAN'T DO ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ KNOW THAT I AM
ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ ♪ IF YOU JUST
CALL MY NAME ♪ ♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪ ♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME
IT'S OK ♪ ♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME,
BABY ♪ ♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪ ♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪ ♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪ ♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪ ♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪ ♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪ ♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪ ♪ I'M THERE
ON THE DOUBLE ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪ ♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪ SO WHAT'S THE SITCH? ♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪ WADE CRUSHING
ON MONIQUE. KOOKY.
ISN'T IT? 10.5
ON THE WEIRDNESS SCALE. OUT OF...? RON! YOU ARE NOT TRYING
TO SET UP MONIQUE
WITH WADE. I'M A ROMANTIC. WHO FORGOT ABOUT
VALENTINE'S DAY. THE TOOTHBRUSH, KIM. YOURS IF YOU WANT IT. HMPH. HAVE TO ADMIT, WADE IS KINDA SWEET,
THOUGH, ISN'T HE? SWEET? SURE. BUT-- AND A COLLEGE GRAD. WHO WON'T BE OLD ENOUGH
TO DRIVE FOR 4 MORE YEARS. US GOING OUT IS LIKE
ONE CHANCE IN...NEVER. SO THERE IS A CHANCE. A-BOO-YA!
HE'S 5 YEARS
YOUNGER! HELLO!
OH. MAYBE IF I TALK
TO WADE... KIM, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I SAW HOW YOU
WERE LOOKING AT MONIQUE. I WASN'T LOOKING
AT ANYTHING! I-I NEVER SAW HER
IN PERSON BEFORE. AND--AND SHE SMELLED
SO...NICE. OH. MOM'S CALLING.
GOTTA GO! UH, SITUATION. EARTH'S GONNA HIT
AN ASTEROID. COMET. SOMETHING.
PRESIDENT CALLED. CKHH! CKHH! EH--UH--
LOSING SIGNAL.
[BEEP] UHH!
WADE! HONEY, RON'S HERE. WHAT? RON? HERE? WADE! PLAYA! I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT! [SIGHS]
OK, THIS IS ME, WADE. YOU, MY FRIEND,
HAVE A PROBLEM. AND I'M THE SOLUTION. UH-HUH! AND WHEN I TALKED
TO MONIQUE--
WHAT?! SHE SAID
SHE'D GO OUT WITH YOU. WHAT?
WAIT, WAIT.
SAY THAT AGAIN? IN A ROUNDABOUT, NON-COMMITTAL
SORT OF WAY. SO, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
THE FINE ART OF CHARMIN'
AND DISARMIN'. UH-HUH.
YOU? YES, ME!
UH, EXCUSE ME, WHO IS DATING
KIM POSSIBLE? HMM.
YEAH, BUT
THE LAWS OF EXTREME
IMPROBABILITY INEXPLICABLY
WORKED OUT
IN YOUR FAVOR. AND WE'LL MAKE THEM
WORK FOR YOU, PLAYA. OK. NOW, MONIQUE'S
AN OLDER WOMAN, AND YOU'RE
A YOUNG DUDE. SO WE'VE GOTTA
MAKE YOU SEEM
MORE MATURE. SHOULDN'T I JUST
BE MYSELF? MM, THAT ONLY WORKS
IN CARTOONS. AH! NOW, SEE, THIS IS
A MATURE MAN'S COAT. [HAIR DRYERS BLOWING] EH, YOU'RE TOO
WELL-GROOMED. YOU NEED STUBBLE. BUT I DON'T SHAVE. WE'LL USE SUPER LaGOOP. AHH... AND A LITTLE OF THIS...
ECCH! OK, ALMOST THERE. YEAH. I'M THINKING
TALLER. MAYBE A HAT. PERFECT! I LOOK LIKE LINCOLN. READY FOR PRESIDENT'S DAY! OH, AND GROUNDHOG DAY. HMPH.
APPARENTLY. ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS? ABSOLUTELY.
LOOK, I'LL BE
RIGHT HERE. AND IF YOU FIND
YOURSELF AT A LOSS
FOR WORDS, I WROTE THIS
FOR YOU. YOUR WRITING
IS KINDA HARD TO READ. YEAH, BUT AS LONG
AS YOU CAN FEEL IT! WHAT?! HEY, LADIES!
WADE... CELEBRATING
PRESIDENT'S DAY EARLY? HI, MO--MWUH--
UH, MO--UH... <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>MO...NIQUE.
HEH, HEH.</i></font> UH... THE NOTES!
GO TO THE NOTES! OH. UM... THE HUMBLE EARTHWORM IS VITAL
TO AGRICULTURE. IT MOVES
THROUGH THE SOIL BY EXCRETING
LUBRICATING MUCUS. Both: EW!
OK, WAIT. THAT'S
MY BIOLOGY REPORT. BUT--OH!
THAT MEANS-- AWW.
THAT'S A LOVELY THOUGHT. A-PLUS, STOPPABLE. A-PLUS.
[SNIFFS] APPARENTLY,
IMPERSONATING
A PRESIDENT IS AGAINST
MALL REGULATIONS. SO YOU HIT A LITTLE SNAFU. WHY IS ROMANCE
SO MUCH HARDER THAN
MICRO-ELECTRONICS? HEH-HEH. WELL,
YOU KNOW, THINGS WOULD BE
A LOT EASIER IF-- OH, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU JUST INVENT A LOVE RAY
THAT WOULD MAKE MONIQUE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
HA-HA! [GIGGLES] HMM... BOO-YA! [WELDER SPARKING] BY SYNTHESIZING
CERTAIN PHEROMONES, AND THE LOVE-INDUCING
CHEMICAL FOUND
IN CHOCOLATE, THIS CUPID RAY
WILL SEND OUT
SONIC PULSES TO MONIQUE'S
EMOTIONAL CORTEX. UH, HONEY--
MOM! I'M BUSY! BUT, WADE,
RON'S HERE. DUDE, I'VE GOT IT! WHAT'S THAT? IT'S A...
BUN-WARMER? COOL! GOT ANY? ANY WHAT?
WARM BUNS? MAYBE LATER.
OK. LOOK, I FIGURED OUT
WHERE WE WENT WRONG,
ALL RIGHT? LOCATION, LOCATION-- LOCATION?
YES! YOU NEED
TO WHISK MONIQUE AWAY. TO THE CITY OF LICE. YOU MEAN PARIS, THE CITY OF <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>LIGHTS?</i></font> OH. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>OH, </i>IS IT--</font> OK, IS THAT
WHAT IT IS? 'CAUSE I NEVER GOT
THE WHOLE LICE ANGLE. AND YOU THINK
MONIQUE WILL LET ME
JUST... WHISK HER OFF
TO PARIS? THAT'S THE GENIUS PART. [CAR HORN HONKS] I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THE EIFFEL TOWER
WAS IN DANGER. IT IS IN DANGER-- OF RUST.
EVENTUALLY. THAT'S THE REASON
WE HAD TO HURRY OFF
TO FRANCE? AND TELL ME AGAIN
WHY I'M HERE? BACK UP.
YEAH, I DOUBT K.P. AND I COULD HANDLE
THIS BABY ALONE. AND DID YOU KNOW
IT'S THE CITY OF <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>LIGHTS?</i></font> NOT <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>LICE?
RON.</i></font> YOU WANT TO TELL ME
WHY WE'RE REALLY HERE? [CAR HORN BEEPS] WAIT! PARIS,
THE TWO OF US, VALENTINE'S DAY? WOW!
YOU'RE BEING ROMANTIC. AND ME AS BACKUP. ALL CLEAR, RUFUS?
OK. WADE, YOU READY? WADE? HEY, RON. I TOLD YOU
TO MEET ME HERE AT 6:00! I CAN'T DO THIS
ON EMPTY! [SIGHS] OK.
I'LL GO IN FIRST. THEN YOU JUST HAPPEN
TO COME IN. WE'LL TELL THEM
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FIXING
THE FRENCH INTERNET
OR SOMETHING. GOTCHA!
YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS? NOT THIS TIME. HEY-HEY,
YOUR BUN-WARMER! IT'S A GOOD IDEA. THIS TOWN'S LOUSY
WITH BREAD. FIXING THE FRENCH
INTERNET? ISN'T IT
THE <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>WORLD </i>WIDE WEB?</font> YEAH, WELL--
EXCEPT WHEN IT BREAKS. I--INTO PIECES.
RIGHT, WADE? I SMELL A SETUP. RON, CONVO. NOW! 'K. NOW, REMEMBER.
CONFI-- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>HEY!</i></font> LOOK, WADE. OK? I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO CRUSH, I DO. BUT--
[ZAP] YOU ARE SO ADORABLE! [SQUEAKING] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME
ALL THE WAY TO PARIS JUST TO SEE ME! OOOH! MWAH!
[GIGGLES] WHAT'S THIS? THE BOY GENIUS
WHO HELPS KIM POSSIBLE? APPARENTLY,
HE HAS INVENTED A, UH-- LOVE MACHINE? FATHER, DO YOU THINK
THIS IS ENOUGH LaGOOP TO LAST ME
THROUGH THE WEEKEND? I HEAR IT MAY RAIN. OH! YOU ARE SPYING! I WANT TO PEEK. UHH... BUT JUST
FOR A MOMENT. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
OPERA GLASSES. [MONIQUE GIGGLES] RON, WHY ARE YOU
ENCOURAGING HIM? HE'S JUST GOING
TO GET HURT. OH, REALLY? [GIGGLING]
HA-HA...LICE. WHA--? HOW--?
THEY LOOK LIKE-- THEY'RE IN LOVE?
YEAH. BUT--
PARIS. PARIS. TO CONTROL LOVE
IN SUCH A WAY-- WE MUST STEAL IT
AND FIND A WAY TO USE IT FOR EVIL. I AM BURSTING
WITH PRIDE, MY SON. [GIGGLES]
I WAS LOOKING
OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND I READ YOUR NOTE. JUNIOR,
THAT WAS CHEATING! I AM SO PROUD. HEY, MONIQUE.
SORRY I'M LATE. [WHISPERING]
Are you alone?
MONIQUE? WHY ARE YOU
A MANNEQUIN? Just avoiding someone. WHO? WADE, THAT'S WHO. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE AN ITEM. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE ARE. ALL I KNOW
IS THAT SOMETHING SUPER-FREAKY WEIRD
IS GOING ON. HEY, KIM.
HEY, GIRL. SAY WHAT? [ZAP] SAY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OVER THERE,
BABY? COME GIVE MONI-MON
SOME SUGAR!
SUGAR?! COULDN'T YOU JUST POUR HIM
ON A STACK OF PANCAKES? DID YOU DO SOMETHING? DID YOU SEE SOMETHING? I'M NOT SURE. THEN NO. KIM JUST DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND ABOUT US, BABY BOY. BABY BOY? NO KIDDING. [SNIFFS] AHH-CHOO! GOOD DAY, MADAME. WE HAVE A DELIVERY
OF FLOWERS FROM YOUR LOVING SPOUSE. FROM LONTAINE?<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
MY </i>HUSBAND?</font> ARE YOU SURE
YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT HOUSE? YES. THIS IS THE HOUSE
OF THE SPOUSE. AHH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
UH, IS HE FEELING
ALL RIGHT? NO! MY EYES ARE WATERING,
AND I'VE A-- OH, HE IS ROBUST. AND NOW,
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR EXTRAVAGANT
FRESH FLOWERS? AND WHAT DOES
MY LITTLE MANNISH BOY WANT TO EAT? SOMETHING SWEET?
LIKE... YOU? [GIGGLES] THIS WAS WORTH
LEAVING MY ROOM FOR. OK. HOW ABOUT
SOME YUMMY PIZZA? OR A BIG OLD BURGER
AND-- OOH. WAIT.
WHAT AM I-- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>HEY!</i></font> UH-OH. [ZAP] [SQUEALS]
I THINK WE SHOULD
HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD
SHARE. [GASPS]
WE SHOULD SHARE
SOMETHING. LET'S SEE--
A SUNDAE! OK, OK-- YOU GO FIND A TABLE, AND I WILL BE
RIGHT... THERE.
[SIGHS] [GIGGLES] [SIGHS]
DUDE, MAKING TIME
WITH THE LADIES. OH, HEY, RON. I GUESS I PICKED
THE RIGHT GUY
TO SCHOOL ME. WORD! YOU DO MEAN ME,
RIGHT? DOUBLE FUDGE SUNDAE
FOR MY SWEET
LITTLE THING! [GIGGLES]
MM-WAH! OOPS! FORGOT A SPOON. DON'T MISS ME
TOO MUCH. [GIGGLES] W! GENIUS OF LOVE,
TOO! [GASPS]
HUH? WADE! AAH!
YOU ARE PLAYING
THE WRONG-- [ZAP]
[GIGGLES] OH,
YOU ARE SO TASTY! MMM-MMM! WHAT? WAIT.
YOU-- YOU JUST DID SOMETHING
WITH THE BUN-WARMER. CAN I BORROW THAT? MM-WAH! OK, I GOTTA GO
BACK TO WORK,
BUT KNOW I'LL BE THINKING
OF YOU. MY LITTLE BOO.
[GIGGLES] BYE! OK, OK. THAT'S NOT REALLY
A BUN-WARMER,
IS IT? BECAUSE MY BUN
IS LUKEWARM, AND MONIQUE
IS ALL HOTTIE-HOT. OK, IT'S A DEVICE
THAT MAKES GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
I INVENTED IT. WHAT?!
THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S--THAT'S
WRONG! OH, SO WRONG.
WAIT! WAIT, WHI--
WHICH MEANS IT WASN'T MY MAD
LOVE SCHOOL SKILLS? WELL,
YOU GAVE ME THE IDEA
FOR THE LOVE RAY. THAT'S SOMETHING.
ME? NO, I DIDN'T!
I MEANT-- [GASPS]
OH... SO WHEN I SAID-- AND THEN
YOU THOUGHT-- THEN YOU DID--
YEP. OH, KIM'S SO
GONNA BLAME ME. I JUST...WANTED MONIQUE
TO LIKE ME FOR ME. SO YOU ZAPPED HER
WITH A RAY? INVENTING THINGS
IS WHAT I DO. SO, IN A WAY,
IT'S LIKING ME FOR ME.
ISN'T IT? IT--WELL, YES.
YOU KNOW, IN A WAY. A SICK AND WRONG
WAY, BUT IT IS
TECHNICALLY A WAY.
I GUESS. WHOO!
WHEN LONTAINE SENDS FLOWERS, HE SENDS <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>FLOWERS!</i></font> AND NOW, I WILL READ
THE CARD. AH-CHOO! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>PAPI, </i>WE DO NOT
HAVE A CARD.</font> I WILL MAKE
SOMETHING UP TO GIVE YOU TIME
TO FIND THE ITEM. NOW HURRY.
AH! [CLEARS THROAT] "TO MY DEAREST WIFE, "MAY THE AROMATIC
FRAGRANCE "OF NATURE'S BEAUTY "MERELY ECHO YOUR OWN--" AWW... PLEASE, SHH! DON'T INTERRUPT. OOH. SORRY. HELLO,
LITTLE GENIUS KID. OH! THE PLANS
FOR THE LOVE DEVICE. [PRINTER HUMS]
[GASP] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>PAPI </i>WILL BE
SO PROUD!</font> "THE WEALTH
OF THE WORLD
SHALL BE OURS. "TOGETHER, WE WILL CHASE
AROUND PERDITION'S FLAME "FROM OUR OWN DARK--" I HAVE IT! BRAVO, JUNIOR. "SIGNED, YOUR LOVING HUSBAND.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY." [DOOR SLAMS] WELL, THE FLOWERS ARE NICE. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT CARD, THOUGH. THERE'S SOMETHING
ODD GOING ON. TODAY, IT WAS ALMOST
LIKE WADE HAD
SOME SORT OF CONTROL
OVER MONIQUE. WHAT? CONTROL? HA! HA-HA! COME ON. THEY'RE JUST 2 KOOKY KIDS
IN LOVE. OH, HEY, LOOK!
HA! TV. LOVE?
MONIQUE WAS PRETENDING TO BE A MANNEQUIN
TO AVOID HIM. MY FAVORITE SHOW!
IT'S--WEATHER. YEAH?
IT'S PARTLY CLOUDY AND COMPLETELY
WEIRD. [BEEPING] YO, WADE. OH, HEY, KIM.
UM...IS RON THERE? YEAH.
IT'S FOR YOU. RON! UM... IT LOOKS LIKE
JUNIOR AND SENIOR HAVE STOLEN PLANS
TO... A CERTAIN DEVICE FROM MY ROOM. WHAT SORT OF DEVICE? UM...UH... EH...WELL,
OK, OK! WADE INVENTED
A BUN-WARMER THAT MAKES GIRLS
FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. I KNEW THAT BUN-WARMER
WASN'T RIGHT! Wade: IT WAS RON'S IDEA! WHAT? NOT INTENTIONALLY! WADE! WHAT
WERE YOU THINKING? I JUST REALLY LIKE MONIQUE. I PROMISE
I WON'T USE IT AGAIN. I'M DISAPPOINTED
IN BOTH OF YOU. LET'S NOT PLAY
THE BLAME GAME, K.P. UNLESS YOU SPOT ME
10 POINTS AND GIVE ME A HEAD START. HA HA! UH... ALL RIGHT. IF SENIOR
HAS THESE PLANS, WHAT'S THE WORST CASE? WELL, IT'S NOT
VERY POWERFUL. THE SONIC EFFECT
IS SHORT-RANGE
AND SHORT-TERM. SO MAYBE THERE'S
SOME RICH WOMAN
THAT SENIOR'S AFTER? YEAH! YEAH, MAYBE
AN OLDER WOMAN WHO WON'T GO OUT WITH HIM
BECAUSE HE'S TOO YOUNG. [CRICKETS CHIRPING] MAYBE NOT. TV Announcer:
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AMPLIFIED SPEAKER SYSTEM. YOUR EARS
WILL BE AMPLI-FRIED! WADE? WHAT IF SENIOR
TRIED TO AMPLIFY
THE LOVE RAY? LIKE, YOU MEAN,
WITH A MILLION MEGA-WATTS? OH, THAT'D BE BAD. MMM. HEY, GUYS. DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE HEARD. SENIOR'S PLANNING
A HUGE CONCERT, AND BROADCASTING IT
WORLDWIDE. SO THAT'S HOW
THEY'RE GOING TO USE
THE CUPID RAY TO CONTROL WOMEN
ALL OVER THE WORLD. K.P., THIS CONCERT
IS FREE! BOOYA, WE ARE
SO THERE! OH, MAN,
LADIES ONLY?!
WELL, THAT TANKS. TRAP, RON.
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO THE CONCERT, WE'RE GOING
TO STOP IT. AND I'M GOING, TOO.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. WELL, RON GAVE ME
THE IDEA. AH! I HAVE
LOTS OF IDEAS! PEOPLE USUALLY
DON'T ACT ON THEM! I WANT TO HELP
SET THINGS RIGHT. OK. BUT PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL NEVER
USE IT AGAIN. PROMISED. THIS HAS CAUSED
ENOUGH TROUBLE. OH, NO! DON'T Y'ALL BE DRIVIN' OFF
BEFORE I GET MY SAY! WADE, WORD. UH, MONIQUE,
WE WERE IN A HURRY. CAN YOU GUYS
DEAL LATER? SORRY, KIM.
DEALING NOW. WADE, WHAT YOU DID WAS-- [SQUEALING]
SO ADORABLE! THAT'S MY BOO. AH, SORRY.
WE REALLY DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS. [STARTS ENGINE] WADE, WADE!
DON'T LEAVE ME! [SOBBING] OH, FINE!
BRING HER ALONG. I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU USED SCIENCE
FOR EVIL. I DON'T CARE
TECHNICALLY,
WHAT IT WAS FOR!
GUYS, SHUT!L MONIQUE, DON'T MAKE ME
ZAP YOU AGAIN. HMMPH! [BEEPING, SCANNING] SECURITY'S TIGHT. WE'LL NEED TO FIND
A DIFFERENT WAY IN. I'LL USE MY NEW
GRAPPLING BELT. UH, YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU,
BUT WHAT ABOUT MONIQUE? SHE'S GRAPPLE-CHALLENGED. AHEM. YO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH
JUST GOING THROUGH
THE FRONT GATE? RIGHT, GOOD IDEA. JUST ONE PROBLEM... LADIES ONLY. [BOTH GASP] OH, NO, YOU DON'T. THEY DID. HEY, I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. OF COURSE,
I WAS BRAIN-SWITCHED
WITH KIM AT THE TIME. WITH THE SPEAKERS
AND THIS LOVE APPARATUS, SOON HALF OF
THE WORLD'S POPULATION WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL. AND THEN I WILL BE
WORSHIPPED BY MILLIONS! BUT MY SOCIAL COLANDER
WILL BE SO FULL. OH, I'M TIRED EVEN
THINKING ON IT. HOLD THE CURTAIN,
I NEED FISHY WATER
FOR REFRESHMENT. [SCREAMING, GLASS BREAKS] THESE WILL PROTECT YOU
FROM THE EFFECTS OF
THE CUPID RAY. SURE, NOW YOU GIVE ME THESE. OK, IT'S PROBABLY
BACKSTAGE. YEAH, GOT YOUR CROWD CONTROL
COVERED, K.P. MAKE WAY, BIG FANS
COMING THROUGH! HEY, WATCH THE DRESS! MAN, SOME OF THESE GIRLS
ARE BOSSY! LADIES FROM AROUND
THE GLOBE, WELCOME TO OUR
CONCERT OF LOVE. IT IS MY SINCERE PLEASURE
TO PRESENT TO YOU SR. SENIOR JR. I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME
A POP SENSATION! [SIGHS] AND, I ASSURE YOU,
HE IS A POP SENSATION. AHH! ♪ ON THE ROAD TO LOVE ♪ ♪ YOU MUST PAY THE DOOR ♪ ♪ EXACT CHANGE
IS REQUIRED ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL ♪ ♪ I'M NOT A TORTURED SOUL ♪ ♪ AND MY HEART,
BECAUSE OF THAT ♪ ♪ BECAUSE THAT'S JUST
THE WAY I ROLL, BABY ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S JUST
THE WAY I ROLL ♪ UGH! GOT ANY MORE
HEARING PROTECTION? I WISH. [ALL CHEERING] [YELLING] HEY! OH! UH-OH. JUNIOR? JUNIOR! I LOVE YOU! HEY, I WAS GETTING MOSHED! YOU TWO TAKE CARE
OF MONIQUE.
I'LL STOP JUNIOR. OH! KIM POSSIBLE! SO YOU'RE SENIOR JR. ARE NOT FALLING
IN LOVE WITH ME AND MY FUNKY FRESH MOVES? UM, NOT SO MUCH. [GASPS] [GIGGLING] JUNIOR! WILL YOU BE
MY VALENTINE?! I'M EXPECTING A LOT
OF OFFERS THIS YEAR. I WILL THINK ON IT. AHH! AHH! KIM? K.P.!
WE LOST KIM. UM, YOU DISTRACT JUNIOR. I'LL GO BACKSTAGE
AND SHUT DOWN
THE CUPID RAY. WHAT ABOUT MONIQUE? SHE'S ALREADY MAD AT ME. THIS CAN'T MAKE IT
ANY WORSE. ♪ YOU MUST PAY THE DOOR ♪ GIVE ME BACK
MY GIRLFRIEND! [LAUGHING] DUDE, WHAT IS SO FUNNY? HA HA HA! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A LADY. WELL, YOU ARE
NO GENTLEMAN. [GASPS] AH, KIM POSSIBLE'S
GENIUS HELPER. THAT'S SUPER GENIUS. YOUR GENIUS CANNOT BEAT
MY EVIL OR MY TREACHERY. HAVE YOU MET
MY BODYGUARDS,
EVIL AND TREACHERY? GET HIM. [GASPS] THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL. HUH? HUH? UGH! OH, NOT AGAIN! [CROWD BOOING] AH! THE FANS!
THEY'RE SO FICKLE! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER! [SCREAMING] A SIMPLE DATE,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID. NOT EXACTLY PARIS. BUT IT'LL DO.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. AWWW! HOW COULD YOU
POSSIBLY THINK PLAYING WITH LOVE
IS A GOOD THING?! THAT'S BAD
FOR SCIENCE,
BAD FOR LOVE, AND BAD
ALL THE WAY AROUND! OK, I'M DONE
BEING ANGRY NOW. I'M FLATTERED
THAT YOU LIKE ME. [GIGGLES] [GASPS] WE CAN BE FRIENDS. THAT'S GREAT.
COULD YOU EXCUSE ME? WHAT? OH, WELL. GUESS IT ALL
WORKED OUT, THEN. OH, GREAT.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY
AND I'M DATELESS. GRRR! CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP DATELESS WORKS. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC. WADE! HOW'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? OLIVIA? TERRIBLE! BUT I THOUGHT YOU FOUND OUT
SHE WAS A SUPER GENIUS
JUST LIKE YOU. SHE IS. TURNS OUT
SHE'S BUILT
HER OWN CUPID RAY. OH, SWEETIE PEACH! I MISSED YOU THIS MUCH! UH, YOU DON'T THINK
KIM HAS ONE OF THOSE? HEY, RON. AHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOTHING. YOU'RE WEIRD. KIM! SHH. I LIKE WEIRD.
