KILL TONY 235 in 360°

[Music] was written to in a very dark time in my life I tried to pray but I don't know why would hear me I looked all around and the song of spirits near me I studied the Sun but the cycle is not my father I gazed at the Stars there were too many to even bother I stare at your face but your meaning I know no intervening [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey this is Red Bank come to you live from the road famous Comedy Store made room for a brand new episode of kill Tony here's Tony it's me hello hi everybody could make some noise [ __ ] place comedians hello and good evening and welcome I'm excited to be here with you at the number one live podcast in the world some unfortunate news ladies and gentlemen I'm just gonna let you know right up off the top the great Ron White was scheduled to be here tonight and unfortunately his plane malfunctioned in Austin Texas at five o'clock this evening I got a text little after 5:00 saying so own personal plane I think however he will be here next week and anybody who came to this show tonight even though I know I'm sure a lot of you are visiting from around the world but whoever came here tonight automatically gets in next week on top of all the other people that are gonna be here for Ron White live from the Comedy Store next week save yourself five bucks by bringing your receipt from tonight or whatever the [ __ ] and I'm going to Australia Brian I'm going back to Australia for the third year in a row I'm gonna be spending Thanksgiving in Austria yeah and you know when that is that's November 22nd and 24th in Sydney the 25th in Sydney the 26th in Brisbane and the 28th and Adelaide so for those of you listening oh I can hear one of their jungle birds ah the old Australian jungle bird oh whoa okay okay I don't think they have elephants bright so I'm excited about that well Hawaii and some other fun things coming up all at Tony Hinchcliffe calm I'm excited about that and I'm excited about tonight's episode oh the great ryan je belty ladies and gentlemen back from his trip to Texas we went a whole week without him not easy to do we were jonesing for a ryan je belt he's gonna draw tonight's episode whatever he sees go down up here while you all sit there like a bunch of lazy asses you're gonna see by the end of the show he drew a drawing of tonight's episode it's gonna blow your [ __ ] mind all of his prints of every show including the official kill Tony poster available Ryan J felt calm you know what else I love speed weed speed weed delivers weed to your [ __ ] house what yep yeah so that's a good thing on speed weed tonight all right so in place of in place of the great Ron white I decided to do something a sort of super creative I decided to have one young man make his debut on this panel how many of you out there are real kill Tony fans you've listened to the show before some newbies up on the second level I get it well one of the cast members of this show who's never actually sat in on the show we've had Jeremiah and Pat as guest panelists one night while this man played his instrument this guy joined the show a year and a half ago he blew our minds every single night killing it and our other friend starve jackass put your hands together for tonight's guests it's Joel Burke Joel Jimenez and we man [Music] look at this dreams really do come true you can hear the Cheol burg chance listen to that Brian do you hear that listen to this [ __ ] war zone Joel Berg the [ __ ] dream has come true the little boy that worked at a skate park for how long nine years he worked at a skate park for nine tiers a year and a half ago he joined the cast to kill tony is the drummer and now speaking of skate parks now your first time on the show guesting is with this [ __ ] my man Judy we were just talking in the back he's like will you ever been there you [ __ ] skateboard guys yeah well I'm excited about this welcome back we man always fun thank you thank you gave me one of the best [ __ ] pairs of underwear what is that underwear skivvies oh my god it's been in my trunk every [ __ ] Monday for like three we did there I don't want you think you think I want you think I want two packs of Excel underwear in my trunk for no reason it's good squeaky every time I open my trunk I'm like why the [ __ ] haven't I given that to him yet I also have a fun fact this is what happens on Mondays we have so much fun after the show I also have your what's his name the country music star oh yeah wheeler Walker jr. I've had a vinyl album with your you're made out made out to red band if it's in your car it smells it's all been three months in the heat three months I'm sure if you if you ever wanted to listen to us it's gonna be [ __ ] out and we're also gonna do something special with the band tonight guys you must be wondering who's gonna fill in for Joel Berg in a very very exciting revelation we have a super band here tonight not only do we have the kill Tony band but we have the kill Tony band plus plus put your hands together for them it's the greatest [ __ ] band in the land the greatest band in all of comedy it's the kill Tony ban Pat Regan Jeremiah Watkins tal Wilkenfeld and Chris the bass player on drums yes that's tall Wilkenfeld ladies and gentleman bass player for the who Jeff Beck real musician and also it appears as though yes oh my god all is also a cat and Jeremiah is a cat I cannot believe you guys are gonna be [ __ ] cats tonight you don't know every week the band comes out as different characters and they try to commit to those characters and make jokes out of those characters as the show goes on they are just wild black cats they are really crazy about yarn I've never even seen obviously they've never seen how a cat actually plays before ever these are two non cat owners doing their weirdest panicky cat impression like a cat has to unravel the ball of yarn to put some kind of fire out or something like carinii we have two black cats and two black cats well there they go put your hands together for the band there they are is that where you're gonna sit tall you don't want to be upfront with those guys I think there's a third stool up there for you tal Wilkenfeld ladies and gentlemen doing her West Coast California tour some really awesome venues the whole month in November she's at the troubadour here in Hollywood November 30th Solana Beach Sacramento Mill Valley Santa Barbara Hermosa amazing tour put your hands together for tall Wilkenfeld ladies and gentlemen Pat and Jeremiah you're a couple of [ __ ] cats how you feeling over there [Laughter] it's a crazy [ __ ] cat I've never let him inside before I'm a house cat oh you're so pretty and then you got that [ __ ] in in heat [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] of a cat next to you [ __ ] yeah hey Tony yeah I made a new I made a new drum kit for the show can i it's it's weird that the night I bring the new drum set I'm not on the drum set Wow Joe has a job brought a new bass drum I see it by the looks of things it looks like it is a trash bag it's a trash bag bass kit what the it's like kill Tony Christmas cool Wow that's the real logo Joel you're so likable we'll see by the Anna put your hands together for a new bass drum hear the kill Tony fan start the [ __ ] show let's jump into it you guys know how it works I have a bucket full of names here a bunch of comedians signed up for the chance sometimes it's a comedian sometimes it's a completely insane person who's never even seen the show before and they just sign up for things and but if I pull your name out of the bucket you have to do 60 seconds of stage time uninterrupted when that 60 seconds is up you'll hear the sound of a kitty we will be doing that all night Wow Wow man that's awesome that that means wrap it up then or else you're gonna bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear who the cats are scared look at that look how concerned they are yes they always tap their feet together with yarn when they get nervous like that all the house cats I've seen their back feet that's what they do Wow I just literally watched a big piece of black hot and go on your tongue right then you guys ready to start this [ __ ] show or what here we are this is it it takes a while for all the pieces to get in place but this shit's about to go down I'm gonna pull a name out of the bucket we're gonna get 60 seconds of uninterrupted comedy and then all of a sudden the person becomes a guest on a live [ __ ] podcast that not only is streaming out to the world right now but it's also streaming live in Virtual Reality 360 if you look at that little black cylinder right in front of the microphone there that means that people can see you from all around the world so don't be stupid pay attention and enjoy yourselves the first name I pulled out of the bucket tonight is juror D here we go getting things kick-started with journey I feel like I've seen this name once before at least here he comes [Music] I'm a father I have a 12 year old daughter and a little bit before Christmas few days before Christmas she she she dropped this last-minute gift on me it was like three or four days before Christmas already done all my shopping so I couldn't deliver but she's got a birthday coming up here pretty soon so I'm gonna get her to the gift she asked me for an electric guitar and I got a few reasons why - first reason being is musical talent runs very deeply in her family does second reason being is I'm an artist for a living I would love for her to express herself in some way artistically the reason being is I [ __ ] hate her mother all right my my mother my mother's she's a real crazy lady she's a really judgmental person but uh I should clarify she hasn't always been that way like a few years ago though she she started working it at a prison ever since you started working at a prison which [ __ ] cat was that I'm gonna kill it all right you guys been fun journey there you go aha Geordi so why do you look like you just got divorced like immediately like today you got served papers if they ever made if they ever made a reality show version of cheers you would be in it is that the cheers theme ha ha ha Geordi what's it short for wee man wants to know what that's short for it's short for jury duty because he looks like every person on jury duty Wow look at the housecat off and running good lord why don't you be a real animal like a [ __ ] dog or something all right because I already see a [ __ ] in front of me I don't know when people will learn on this show you do not [ __ ] with Jeremiah Watkins everybody always thinks he's weak cuz of like his haircut or something you don't [ __ ] with this guy everybody that's ever leaned in on him gets [ __ ] house immediately isn't really wow it looks wide for Jeremiah how long how long have you gone by Jer is that just a stage name for you yeah you still have pigskin so it's incredible you dropped the ball Jer why do you look like you do like what do you think what is the combination of what you do and don't do to make your shape like what happened there is that like I don't know like are you sure you're built like Homer Simpson and he's a cartoon I've never seen it like the Homer built in real life like the you have the hips and the belly and but like very very very small shoulders like the smallest shoulders out of anyone on this stage and I'm sitting next to a man right now I know I'm saying you do you literally if we put them side by side I guarantee you wait what you guys will you go up next to him for a second can I see this side-by-side shared chair get down for a second kneel down for a second chair am i right thank you that's what I call master hosting right there you're damn right I was right we man has bigger shoulders than you JD what do you weigh let me get back to my original question what do you what's what's your diet like I'm curious cheese it's it's a it's a lot of steak a lot of cooking like steak but like i marinate it in butter and [ __ ] the old butter maraenui Wow you just shook your head like you're a [ __ ] heroin addict like you're truly disappointed I have a question because I have major food issues I think I'm addicted to food how what what like where did you look like me like years ago chair how much how much ice cream are we talking about here too much is it true that you ate so much of their ice cream they were thinking of changing their name to Ben and Jer if they were smart they would love that dirty outdoor cat over there [ __ ] evil beast all right Jer wait what do you do for work good question few weeks ago actually I did would you tell us a few weeks ago oh you do have a rich girlfriend what did she do again Wow and she found you asleep leaning next to a tree she's like so good Wow so what's your new job you know it's it's really weird by the way of all marinade stuff in butter but I'm looking a Leever really oh I'm telling you just by the way your bill the last thing you need right now is a sugar mama that's just really is just really good anyway so what's your plan what's the job [ __ ] you with gift wrapping scissors and your nails another thing that it seems like we men would have over you but [ __ ] gift wrapper man so like are they already in a brown box or anybody else watching Jeremiah try to take a sip of his water right now I can't really not easy when it's a bottle I don't think good kidding have you ever got any strange gifts from Amazon to wrap up not yet it's been a lot of Apple products I wrapped I wrapped an iPhone 8 today well an apple a day keeps the doctor away unless you're built like you then it doesn't pear-shaped what's a talent that you have our special skill or something like that anything yo-yo champion or I can do some impressions really yeah who can you do impressions of I always love impressions go ahead what this one it is wait this is okay [Music] bad person okay this is one of my favorite things that ever happens on this show is when somebody says that they can do impressions and then I tap them of their impressions and we attended one of my one of my favorite things to do is to have impressions off with Jeremiah Jeremiah you want to play I mean that first one I'm pretty sure alright okay you got Yoda right I mean that's easy Jer who else do you have in your repertoire why is your specialty impressions that people don't know this way people that's probably spot-on I would rather you do the little Hawaiian girl lilo and stitch okay what's your stitch I don't even know what that sounds like go ahead Tony why do all of his impressions sound hungry [Laughter] Julia Child that's why me want cookies spoon butter marinated perhaps alright Jericho head with your stitch Oh God it's that's just that one voice hey Jeremiah you agree with that we've all been doing comedy together for a decade well none of us do impressions none of us say we can do impressions but what's your next impression we're about is this you know if stitches in the number two spot were in big trouble people big [ __ ] trouble well did you ever see episode 134 a full house there's a character that walks through for a moment he was okay Jer what's number three the outdoor cat twist from South Park let's figure that all right Jer what's impression number three on your if this was your SNL showcase we already got stitch out of the way what would number three be your mean one mr. Grinch oh wait what your third impression is of the guy that sang the songs for the Grinch what number three that guy that's your go-to that voice that's it I couldn't even if I used my wildest comedy writing imagination for like 30 minutes I don't think I would have been able to come up with something quite that no do you know who that is you just know Wow okay sure Jeremiah what do you think about the the guy from the can sing you're not even trying at all Tony Ryan Jay Bell knows who that was Ryan who was it that's a good use Ryan Jay is a human encyclopedia more often I didn't really realize how easily I mean he's a Jeep we always have amazing talks before the show in which I realized that he is but I never really utilizing not only draws he reads that's true yeah let's go to our fact checker aka the only one that reads on the show Ryan James oh okay now I did do I dare to ask if you have a fourth impression I know I'm spending way too much time with you chair but this is amazing to me I just love it when people think they can do it female female voices yeah you're a mean [Music] do you have any more impressions chair come on I know you got one more you want to try come on tell the truth don't be shy dude this is it you're in VR 360 and that's just your weight oh no no you can and I want to hear it right now on this show you're in overtime dude we can't [ __ ] anymore I know you can do this Sean Connery I cannot wait to hear it I've got you this time Barna balloon he is James Bond bah-bah-bah all right go ahead share oh my god oh my god dude why are bad impressions my favorite thing in the world alright Jerry you're [ __ ] awesome dude I love your spirit there he goes Jared D listen to how lovely our band is tal Wilkenfeld Pat Reagan Jeremiah Watkins and chroma Chris some advice also for you hold your microphone close to your mouth don't quit the elf job ya chair hold the mic close to your mouth for a guy that eats ice cream cones every night you should know how to put one of these things up to your mouth you guys having fun you get the show that's how it works I go back to the bucket now and I pull another name out anything can happen now it's [ __ ] crazy I know we do it every Monday it's why were the number one live podcast in the world yeah I pulled another name out of the bucket I know this guy known him for quite a few years it's been a long time since he's been on the show put your hands together for wub Savelle [Music] getting tired of people assuming I have a monster [ __ ] I don't know it starts tasting rumors I have a very average dick like if my dick was in a movie it would be played by Tom Hanks as dick has gone out of a relationship recently thank you nothing to do with the dick thing unrelated very irresponsible relationship like we had a lot of unprotected sex no condoms no birth control never had a pregnancy scare but she did swallow so much of my [ __ ] she won't [ __ ] an entire baby [Music] thanks [ __ ] yeah [Laughter] I [ __ ] I love that last joke that sounds like it sounds like it you know it feels like you know sort of feels like I don't know I can't believe I've never really thought of that before swallow so much time that she [ __ ] out a baby you have like a brilliant mind of like a giant four-year-old or something like that what remind you wouldn't I do for a living again sell insurance I do a lot of different [ __ ] not like one thing you some copy editing freelance sometimes I work for my brother a little bit hosts Bar trivia you remind me of everybody from Forensic Files the criminologist no bad kitty there's no there's nobody looks like that on friends it was supposed to be like a likable like you know few years you know no I don't know five years five years have you ever pooped in a box before good question I say yes what I have been to China what is the weirdest place you've ever pooped in China was it what was that like like the squat toilet deal we're just [ __ ] in a hole how did that make you feel terrified I was gonna ruin my suit you were wearing a suit when we were in a suit in China for I was like I went on this this trip where it was a deal like if I pretended to be interested in investing in China but I would get like this kind of free trip so if you were going to invite that why would people think you would invest in China because I look like this they just go up to people that look like you and I'm like hey you want to go to China wanna invest in China well this was like set up like with this trip I I used to do a bunch of kung-fu wait a second what just happened what is always that a thing that you just said and how did you have that sound effects so quickly ready he said he was still saying foo when you hit the gong what is a bunch of kungfu yeah they came in bundles yeah you absolutely have to well I don't really do it like anymore out the I do like Tai Chi now I think I think I've always wanted to see the funeral director bust out some kung fu you know what I mean will you fight me I have cat-like reflexes well can you just show us a few little [ __ ] something's the crowds gonna go crazy if you do it you just gotta do it you're so [ __ ] awesome for those of you just listening to the podcast whoop just sucked up all the energy in the room and then stomped on the stage it was like some kind of videogame finishing move or something like that like I almost saw an energy ball in front of you for a second powerful [ __ ] you look over and Miyagi was doing all the moves I never would have guessed that you know any of the karate I would guess like the painting the fence I could picture that part but the karate part really surprised like kidnapping the child so this is I didn't know karate had an accounting department I do kung fu tech well baby you ever had to use it in out on the streets you ever had to do some street fighting no no I mean like I Jeremiah is cleaning the inside of his thigh right now I can't quite believe he's that flexible it's a real bundle of junk in there and those spandex on Jeremiah what's that oh well Shai saxophone on looks like you were horny before you put the sax next to it I don't know have you ever had to use your skills in a real life situation whoa or at least scare somebody have you ever had to do like the sweeping part with your arms like oh for cholo this was crazy dude he's [ __ ] like waving off my energy hums whoa hey creepy dog [ __ ] like deeply affected me bro he's like McGeoch it I've ever seen in my life dog but I was [ __ ] scared dude I thought he was gonna turn into a ghost all that's righti that's right [ __ ] guy was moving his hands dude so what I feel like I've asked you about seven times now this question no just like in competition or you know like in the school Bach do you have like a specialty move or anything that you do in those competitions or something that you've known you're known for or something like that yeah ripping dirt person held it any special things that you have like a special knack for like mine for example like back when I wrestled in high school I had an incredible knack for being able to bridge powerfully because I was always almost getting pinned continuously so I built this incredible ability to really just pop up a few times at least if the person was [ __ ] crushing me in a match and I would just be up like on my head might spin out of it I'd have a few shots when I had energy to get out of it and it was like a big thing that I was sort of known for do you have any special things in your kung fu class for people who don't wrestle bridges whenever you put your penis in another mess oh very good very good I say I wrestled in high school I say I wrestled in high school and Jeremiah takes a shot at me go ahead Wahby well I would just like whenever we'd like boxing in the school or something like that I would only get mad pretty much like if I actually got socked in the nose yeah so I would just it was hard for me to get motivated to box but if you did hit me in the nose then I would like turn into the hole yeah what would happen can you show us you wouldn't like me when I'm angry like what would happen what did it feel like what did it sound like what did it look like I would just like rush them you know just start swinging on them you know the old crazy white man rush but you say when you say swinging on him that does that mean you didn't do any of like the premeditative like spell part in which they just get dizzy before and then they're ready for the knockout yeah I feel like that's what that thing would do like they'd be and then in the end they they're like oh my god the stomp like if you did the hand in the fist stomp thing they just fall over after that oh no fool he's doing Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon again good question what have you been declawed oh okay all right very good Brian I don't think we actually need the cat sound effect board for this one all right very good what else is going on my rescue Patty Reagan right there anything else interesting going on in life you have a girlfriend or anything like that no I was doing a show there a little while ago and some dude did threatened to shoot me at it Wow how recent was that um a couple months ago why did he threaten to shoot you well actually technically what he said was don't get shot now what were you doing in which he may have shot you I'm just telling jokes you know I almost got stabbed I mean this was in Hawthorne yeah it's very statics like telling jokes this place got the family room was that chairs place I live in Inglewood so it's not that far like where I'm at I've performed there they have great chicken [Laughter] all right well it was good to see you it games fun stuff there he goes kung fu master whoops eval you never know man you got to be careful who you bully look at him seems like you could just walk right up to that guy and smack the [ __ ] out of them but that [ __ ] knows kung fu and that would have been a bad decision the sweet sound of Ichabod's bucket of destiny brings us yet another name not interrupted 60 seconds now goes to Chris Wilmeth is that movement is that Chris make way people there's a show going on people right next door [ __ ] yeah here he comes the slow smooth pace of Chris Wilmot here he comes still coming on the stage okay Chris wilmuth everyone come on yeah but uh I'm here to I'm here to talk about the autistics if you're offended by me calling them the autistics and you're literally not autistic so one time I said one time I said that and the guy in the audience was like my kids autistic and I was like call him and autistic see if he's offended if he is he's faking I I worried in an autistic classroom for a year and I swear to god some of those kids were faking like not all of them like some of them definitely weren't but some of like all you have to do is not talk and you get to go to Chuck E Cheese once a week I remember being jealous of the autistic kids when I was in school I just didn't have the balls that do it I'm pretty sure there's a forward thinker out there with like the same mentality as me Chris Wilt moth there he goes the old the old grin and lean hi Chris how are you I'm good are you been on this show before right yeah a couple times yeah I can't quite remember give us a little backstory again what do we find out about you uh last time I was here I talked about living in a garage they're new to other dudes do you still live in a garage with no no now I live in like a hostile situation with a magician and like and some other people Wow yeah with a [ __ ] magician yeah dude the hottest magician in LA Matt Price look him up the hottest magician and the hottie magician with you yeah he lives in a hostel with me it's like he I mean he makes his money on I guess he's like the hottest magician in LA I don't is that because you guys don't have air conditioning no we have air conditioning it's covered in the hostel price actually weird [ __ ] just have like rabbits running around your room or something no he just keeps me up like he just like shows me tricks in the middle of the night like oh yeah the old the old there wasn't a snake under this sheet a moment ago hmm but now there is a snake under the sheet but you can only pet it you can't see it watch the she try keep petting the snake and a pigeon will fly out any second what kind of tricks did she show you in the middle of the night and why of all times in the middle of the night that's when he comes up with them that's when we're all the most creative isn't it I don't it's usually just like card tricks and [ __ ] like that yeah anyway what's like a cool trick that he's sort of like any weird anything that he does other than cards he like shove a cigarette up his nose and then pull it out of his mouth Wow yeah or like anything no you know you mean like your dick yeah like my dick [Laughter] you know shoves a cigarette up his nose makes gums those mouths or anything yeah drugs oh yeah for sure the old cigarette up the nose and out of the mouth yeah that's interesting has he taught you anything you know you have any cool magic tricks any cool little thing you could do no no nothing at all what do you what do you do for a living I work for a catering company what do you do for the catering company laid you just do whatever random gigs but right I've been washing dishes at Google headquarters like for the last couple weeks God while you're there you should search for a better job yeah washing dishes at Google I get it do you still tell people like yeah I work for Google I worked in DWI over at Google how did you find that job Ask Jeeves I like it when it's silent it's pronounced Catterick damn I love it Chris so you're in catering washing dishes at Google man have you met anybody cool over there not at all just bunch of nerds different ethnicities they have dogs yeah they have dogs in the arcade you believe that sounds cool what's your bub life like you take any chicks back to hang out with the magician at night he surprisingly does something sometimes why is that surprising to you because there's a lot of people living in this hostel there's there's an improv actor to make him disappear that Mexican chick okay she's cool there's I think this guy plays bass plays bass it's a real creative community wow man now the creative community and an improv actor oh yeah and in every are so creative you draw a picture of a rainbow all right why would a dirty outdoor cat say that Chris so so the magician takes a lot of girls back to this hostel is it like open beds and like [ __ ] like that do you see what goes on over there you ever jerk off to the magician getting late that sounds like the saddest existence in the world right just under your own sheets incredible you should get him to cut her in half one day so that you could [ __ ] off Roberto that'd be cool which half would you pick the top half bottom half good question think about it probably don't be funny either the bottom is you get the bottom half all right yeah bottom half you get two holes yeah what if the body is dirty though look I would question Brian L hangs out with a lot of girls that don't wipe properly and then white back to front I guess that yeah I guess the top half is safer yeah all right I love that we got a real history with that dope if your magician buddy cut his girlfriend in half all right Chris well it was good to meet you buddy hell yeah rock and roll Chris wilmuth everyone he's on Twitter at the real Barack Broc web sub L is whoopsie-daisy journey is dirty comedy whoo that's like the Seinfeld theme or something how does that work do you know how to do that is that a thing you probably know oh it's usually played on a keyboard bass Paul is tall is Australian and oh yeah look you up with living in a hostel is a prodigy I'm so lucky to be friends with her she's the coolest I pulled another name out of the bucket put your hands together for a J foggy I believe that's what this says or a is it hold on one second hold on wait wait wait wait is it a if you have a name oh yeah it is AJ foggy FHA I know he's about to blow himself up in another room boom oh my god I am excited about this ladies and gentlemen I I find it that it would be can mean how many of you happen to already listen to last week's episode with Tom Segura are you right here for it oh wow a lot of you that's so [ __ ] awesome I think you're gonna be really excited I know this entire cast is gonna be because we had the debut of a young lady on this show last week that was really interesting and I'm really excited to see if she gets Redemption here tonight kept the show going last it was incredible her name has to exclamation points only one word put your hands together for bunny all this there she is alright this right here is an anthem for all my gap-toothed brothers and sisters the with you a gap don't matter your smiles beautiful and that lights up your whole face let's go what you want to say about my gap-toothed speak louder when you talk about my gap-toothed cuz I'm here to listen I won't say a peep I just my whistle through the space in my teeth hey there suggesting veneers and braces they're just a bunch of gap-toothed racist say what you want and do what you do now I know I got space but your breath smells like poo oh and some in the pool I got water in my mouth that won't stay there long of them spitting it out through my teeth comes out in a steady flow looking like a classy water fountain is oh say the money all flopped in toothpicks see the money off Watson toothpicks cuz who falls out with a good strong tongue let say what you want and do what you do now I know I got space but your breath smells like alright that's it that's a minute you know I believe that always what's the chances how are you buddy I feel like that was besides that besides the point that I forgot my lyrics this is what you said last week it was a goddamn anomaly for those of you that didn't listen to last week's episode bunny came on did a rap it was silent pretty much throughout the entire rap the audience was and then she said she did good and we told her she did not and then I cry I said that she took a chance doing a rap that she also does a stand-up comedy and we told her it probably would have been a better idea to do stand-up comedy for the minute to try to try the stand-up comedy instead of doing a beatless rap we warned her one week later she just came back into our hairy surprise she committed to yet another horrible rap I'm gonna keep doing it it's gonna be my thing now I decided how long have you been in LA again no don't-don't-don't fool stop bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny you can't bunny don't do your own thing you have to listen to the questions and answers no three weeks I was going to do it to the song three weeks no don't do anything new with song bunny it's not working for you at all okay all right you're right three weeks bunny all right let's jump right into this you're three weeks in I'm about to save your life you ready for it don't ever [ __ ] rap on a stage again it's horrible it's unbearable it's not good it'll never be good whoever whichever your friends told you that that was the thing that you could just do on a stage they all lied to you if those friends are liars and you should cut them out of your life I'm being serious this isn't even a joke they're cracking up but that's because they're a bunch of [ __ ] those guys though the comedian's they just laugh when I'm honest and I'm being very honest right now and I'm killing at the same time but its source sort of both I mean it's not really a joke it's the truth but this in this case it's very funny it's good all right too much music bunny your bunny can't do two things at once people I need bunny to pay attention to what I'm saying bunny what makes you think that like people are gonna just commit to raps like laughs at Rio I mean I don't think I'm like an Eminem rapper but like but you're I grew up listening Aaron Carter I just like wanna why aren't Bobby come get bunny I need you to put your listening ears on what did you just say yo Aaron Carter is they look like my cat yeah I know I know money this bunny you're taking focus on me or else you're gonna bomb on both your performance and the guests part I need you to really pull focus right now you ready what else do you do here what's your plan you're here for three weeks and you're rapping on a stage every Monday what do you do for work actually I just got a job I'm going to be a behavioral technician for kids with autism so you know for them no we can't let this happen no I need to write a letter of recommendation to this school to let make sure that that does not happen you I cannot have know that kids are out there becoming more autistic because of your performances even kids even kids with autism would be like no thank you [Laughter] [Music] she's appropriating cat culture right now with that t-shirt no it's not a good thing bunny rappers have like tough names red beady eyes doesn't [ __ ] you up man yes I I said it in my last rap I like weed and mushrooms oh we didn't mushrooms you said that in the rap last week or this one their best unlistenable so I have no idea so we do mushrooms how often you do mushrooms I like to spread it out like probably like once every three months I do it like you know or a micro dose and just like hang out and people are like oh my god you're so fun I'm like micro knows no uppers though huh I don't oh my god try do coke and it's like it does nothing for me you try you know it is you're already there you're already coked out yeah how do you what I'm fishing for a fish around me you tell her that she seems coked up to respond she picks up a ball of [ __ ] yarn bunny I'm gonna move on from you this I felt like you would yep there you go buddy what no it's okay bunny you don't have to talk anymore thank you there she goes it's bunny everyone thank you she's on Instagram a bunny made a funny bunny made a funny on Instagram kitty feels pity it's a ruthless world I mean if the guest doesn't listen and the whole thing goes off its tracks then I just have some yapping person up here that's super annoying yarn oh wow we met this young lady she made her kill Tony debut a few weeks ago she listens properly during the guests portion she performs we're very excited to bring her back up here again she killed last time she was on put your hands together for the second ever kill Tony performance of Lila Hart everyone [Music] come on everybody make some [ __ ] noise [Music] [Music] so I'm originally from Seattle uh Hellmuth Starbucks you know Coffee stunts your growth my dad's a correctional officer and growing up he always used to say Lyla don't get a DUI and I didn't I never got a DUI but what I did get was a D you fly and that's when you get arrested at the Oakland Airport and they're like ma'am you've had a little bit too much to drink and I'm like what I'm not even flying this plane uh but apparently you shouldn't talk back to police officers because they did handcuff and arrest me and I just feel so bad for all this innocent people at the airport they must have been thinking like what did this child do wha she's a threat to America Sam right um oh okay anyway she's uh uh you would think that's what I would realize that I might have a drinking problem you know but that's not what I was thinking when I was laying there in jail I thought to myself oh my god I'm gonna [ __ ] make it Lyla heart [ __ ] yeah I start by saying yeah one thing yeah will you marry him even better than that yeah go ahead if Lila and I had a kid it'd be a normal and adorable baby Jer there's like yeah I'm Danny rich a rich girl my parents are little people I don't small they are Lila that was a [ __ ] awesome performance though it's really great you did it again you're for the people listening to the podcast how far we call you Lila we're sick for sex well I think I'm for for but I just round out round up a little bit he round up a little bit easier probably four four oh yeah I am why I remind me like what do you do again [Music] you're you're a professional megapixel [Music] that joke deserved a little more digital what do you do for the digital people what does that mean exactly I do like Facebook Ads okay just the just the smaller windows that pop up there right I was gonna say you could probably fit into a YouTube yeah literally into the - Wow Wow they're giving you the chance even though they hated it they want you to kill so hard right now Lila Wow so how's life what's going on you were on the show a few weeks ago since the last time we saw you anything in your real life Wow how the [ __ ] have you ever been to the phillipines they eat us over there what were you doing over in the Philippines I was farming for Victoria's Secret I guess nobody cared about that she's wearing she's wearing overalls and a bras no one gonna mention that all right moving on you just went on a little vacation I know I actually went there for work oh yeah over there Mike you tubers had a meet-and-greet for this charity if they run dance number yes we just met a bunch of fans yeah she lives in the Philippine yeah my whole my mom's side the whole family lives there so it was really awesome and it was a beautiful experience that's awesome anything anything stand out to you during your trip any weird moments or anything wild there is like a bunch of stray cats everywhere not like a ton of them and I would just go play with them and my brothers and sisters did did them did the manila envelope get invented in Philippines oh because the manila yeah I don't think so so there was a bunch of stray cats at one point in your trip to the Philippines yeah there's just as beautiful as you said it was the old stray animals Lila what else is going on in life do you have any like special things that you like to do like for fun or anything like that when you're not doing stand-up comedy or every day hiking mm-hmm yeah what do you go hiking up hills yeah it takes 12 hours it's not funny I go to Runyon but you know like it's so steep that it does feel like we're all climbing for me right yeah just made that joke people ever say weird things to you out there you know ignorant things or anything yeah it doesn't count we're in a comedy room do people ever interview you awkwardly what I'm catatonia a bunch of litter happening over there laia so how about that what's an example of that sexual like Oh could you like can you even have sex stuff like that you know or like what would it be like to be with you and you do it you do drink right no I don't Wow 128 days that's [ __ ] cool not only is a a where you go it's also your bra size what the [ __ ] people because she's tiny not because of the pits I got an AW - it's a sense that they love you while I can't even roast you they turn on me it's just ooze and ahhs when I make fun of you Frank you got anything roast battle champion reigning defending Frank Castillo working the door here tonight he just can't let go of his job at the Comedy Store for some reason doesn't want to really take it to the next level he loves taking pictures of himself working at the Comedy Store all the time absolutely the weirdest [ __ ] we're about to start another shift on Instagram at Frank Castillo tell him to [ __ ] quit his job and start doing more stand-up it's one of my favorite people all right well why how is your love life going fancy I almost feel like it might be dude in this room or something like that by the way that am i right oh wow because yeah I can tell because you're like really shy about answering it it's almost different just point in his direction yeah which one is it is it Jordy once I secretly dated a calico and it was a nightmare Wow no it's not you're not it's not Dubois I'm not banging any one looks like you know how to keep a secret while ah this is good for all the guys take note in this room did you uh did you meet any men in the Philippines that you know I work strictly business do boys ever ask you if you can fit the whole bird in your mouth just me okay alright waiawa what scares you what are you afraid of ghosts anything I think what I think sure yeah the rest would all degrees with you it's never happened before it'd also be cool to see a unicorn yeah what scares you what are you afraid of they saw unicorns what do you mean oh there is you know I wish I had a cool answer for you but I can't really think I'm not really afraid of much right now you're fearless so much I can't I can't even wrap my head around that I'm scared of dying first off are you scared about not getting not being able to get on specific rollercoasters that you like I'm like I can get on rollercoasters I'm like just right there alright well there you go there she is Lila Hart Wow a standing ovation look at the Hat from a young Howard Stern awesome let's get let's get the the old queen bee up here once a week there's a regular on this show that writes and performs a brand new minute every single week she started with us even before she was 21 she had to go away for a while she spent on the show for a couple years she's a write some performs a brand new minute every single week we love her it's the baby Frankenstein of kill Tony the monster herself the great Ally makovski everyone she comes put your hands together for Ally everybody come on people treat me a little bit differently you know people always vaguely compare me to people that I look like but it's not even based on my face it's just based on the haircut and the worst part is it's usually not people who are hot like no one compared me to anyone when I had long black hair no one was like you look like the girl from the ring like yeah I know that's because I look like Jennifer Lawrence I obviously don't know what I look like but I'm trying people people always say this to me as well they say I'm Ali you were so beautiful before you cut off your hair well then where were you if you told me that before I wouldn't have had to do this there you go another new minute from Ali makovski [Music] beautiful easy breezy where do people tell you that you look like David Bowie from the movie labyrinth every photo you have you really gotten that one I mean just now yeah there you go I just got literally before this someone from Rocky four hi yes indeed the hair has completely yes it has evolved into that yes people who've like later on in life lost at all you know like people who've gone to rehab who've died of overdose that's a true David Bowie's doing just fine right now anyway like Ally what our ally great great that last joke I think it's great feels a classic like it feels really good thanks so much Ellie you look like every photo in every salon ever yo I'm like I've gone through all the haircuts that they have there's like pictures it's like do you on number one do you want number five I'm all of them I've been all of them the girl from Rocky four was like the original Milania she like really she was a fun character did you know a huge rocky for a fan in the corner of the room ally you like Chris our bass player really jokes right themselves well not really we have to do that part well I did that part but yeah haha but it's cool I mean you know someone has to step into Ric Flair's footsteps at some point [Applause] so what what's the I know they just write themselves what are you what's the top prize are you gonna grow it out are you what are you enjoying this is this you think about it are you about are you about to start your own like WikiLeaks company or something like that have you thought about leaking information that's not what Ric Flair was known for I'll probably shave it again maybe your head yeah okay that would be fun if I waxed my head that'd be tough I went to the lady who does the bush down under if I was like can you also get this it is very rock and roll to guys like it it's an interesting type you know it's a nice mark yeah gay guys right is that what you're talking about guys guys that are still in the closet yeah it's but see the thing is even when I had long hair I always thought that the guys who liked me were gay right so now especially with this I'm like well [ __ ] I'm like basically making myself a target for closeted right men you look like like right now where your hair is you seem like the type of lesbian that wears a strap-on dildo all the time not even in the bedroom like underneath yeah she looks like Ponyboy from the outsiders post I job Wow look at that very man obviously Ryan Jay you built isn't the only one that reads here I guess that's from the movie actually it looks like the character from that book the screenplay was in my litter box anything else happened interesting in your past we Cali the neverending question probably but God if I could remember it right now hmm what happened to the dudes they went to San Diego oh yeah the Londoners yeah with them some Londoners the broke you last week those of you that didn't listen last week Ali was broken apologizing during her set they walk you guys probably aren't gonna like this next job has anyone ever told you you look like Joel Berg you don't have any impressions nah dude how about you no really know your thing that you surprised yourself lately I've realized that I downloaded a few system of a down songs to my to my playlists and I realized that I have the ability to turn into that front man from I know I'm not doing it no Brian don't don't do it I'm not doing it no I'm doing it at the goddamn nope no I'm doing it at the goddamn Comedy Jam it's very exclusive can't do it can't do it it's for another show I [ __ ] hate you guys no stop it Brian stop Brian you have to stop it I can't really do it I can only do it if I'm by myself right now you can boo me all you want I'm preparing for a performance for the goddamn comedy jams and practical joker 105 only the people on that Cruise are lucky enough to see my performance I can't blow it now Jeremiah it's not happening you can get down Bad Kitty get down kitty we need to call a fireman right now [Music] all right let's keep moving along that sally makovski ladies and gentlemen you know where you lover what's follow her on twitter and instagram at not alley mac n OT al i MA see there she goes one more time for ali makovski she goes to this just like the london dudes did to her oh yeah never [ __ ] found out about that Wow is that really yours is that yours okay here I'll make I'll make a promise I'll make I'll make up I'll make a promise right now when i okay so I'll make a [ __ ] love system of a day me too and I'll make a promise here with you right now Jeremiah is that when we get back from the Impractical Jokers crews will have an impression off with you and we'll do that guy from system of it down showdown the suspense is killing this audience what I'm catty you already used that one I pulled another name out of that well this looks really interesting a lot of words on this piece of paper right here that's always that's always a pretty decent sign put your hands together for Kevin Alexander cowboy parachute Kevin Alexander this Kevin here he comes Kevin Alexander the one in the only what's goin everybody so I'm not a very big dude I don't work out so I don't look very intimidating but I found if I put a hoodie on and go out at night [ __ ] works great I know I don't sound black that's pretty [ __ ] up because in my head I said I don't like Denzel Washington what you hear sounds more like Gary Coleman [ __ ] Kermit the Frog if I have my choice I'd have a deep voice like like Barry White just go around singing whatever would ever baby bear licking your ass tonight I was born with a rare disease some of you might have noticed it it's called SF stands for stupid face [ __ ] yeah Kevin Alexander there he is what's cowboy parachute what's cowboy parachute next word cowboy parachute rigger whoa I guess he's a lot to say that word no that's our word that's no stop Brian rigor is our word you can't say that how long have you been a rigger for all my life all your life your parents were like a rigor with attitude is why [Applause] all right Kevin Wow so how's life been going what's happening we'd met you before you've been on the show before yes sir I've been going great yeah just working hard I love coming here listening to you guys the podcast you guys kill me you've been rigging right you've been rigging you've been rigging I've been rigging what does that entail exactly what is it rigger this is a rigger do is it like tread carefully Tony as a black cat I do not like this like cats matter I pack parachutes for NASA wait that's the opposite of what I told her rigor does anyway well you didn't pack the parachute for dude that jump from space did you know next question has anybody ever told you you look like the rich Jamaican from Cool Runnings I never saw that movie but no no so you pack parachutes for people yes sir alright let's slow things down here for a second how long have you been doing that with this company I've been with this company for five years have you ever had any failed parachutes No wow people are always safe with you yeah we got to be sure a rigger a rigger is the last one to let you down and I was always told riggers were lazy I love you too man what do you do for fun Kevin wait what I can snow ski and the water ski why do you watch snowboard wait a second skydive scuba dive we see you scuba dive that's Taylor rigger at all did I think you've been lied to you I don't think you're a rigger in fact I think you're a right person you're one of the rightest people I've ever met my entire life story of my life scuba diving how often do you go scuba diving actually having scuba dived in a couple years I'm starting to get scared of it now now do you do you think it's the swimming part do you yeah I feel I feel like you scuba diving is how a lot of people skydive you're just attached to a white guy and he's doing this and you're just snorkeling around tony's part if you can if you just is part seal he's part seal applies not only because of the animal but also because of the musical artists [Music] what's your love life like Kevin I've been married to my beautiful wife for five years [ __ ] yeah and wife's are always beautiful you ever realized that before us I've been married to my beautiful wife and then you see her you're like 10 years 10 years it seems like the sex must be good you're giving her that big rigor dick that true I've heard that all riggers have good am I allowed to be doing this yeah am I just kissing every Network opportunity I ever had away on this this is the moment now did you ever see the rigger thing he did that one Monday I wanted to do this out there on the internet I want to do this thing where we beep the beginning of every time you say rigor justjust take out the front letter though just keep these I say that it's almost it feels were saying just right what are you gonna say Eggar yeah yeah it does feel worse it does rigor is an actual thing the only thing I find comfort in is after we all get killed tonight I have eight more lives Jeremih [ __ ] Walken well you how are you able to keep your love life sustainable after ten years of being by the same woman Oh five years well same [ __ ] question is your wife weight yes sir of course she is you think his black wife is gonna watch NASCAR with him no that's why I asked him did you mean did you meet her in the air you're like falling and you looked at her and yeah you guys still wear a parachute or do you freefall now you have feline AIDS would you meet her at what were you doing up at you what crime were you running away from everybody in Yuma it's like all the Wild West [ __ ] I didn't know why trigger no Joe I thought I believe the word you're looking for is winger Rick Gregor rigor she's a rigor lever you know I've always said that about her and that's that's why I'm happy you guys ended up together thank you thank you what uh what are her parents think about her dating a rigor [Music] didn't know they don't know it sounds like they don't know she's like it's alright dad he watches NASCAR and scuba dives he's like one of odds he's a rigger with a job just to imagine how awkward that must be with them sure like her father's probably a little bit older and they're on the phone like dad I'm dating a rigger god dammit Susan I told you what does he do for work Oh dad he's a rigger god damn it I know he's a rigger does he have a job yes I saw the picture I know he's a [ __ ] Gregor [Laughter] unbelievably funny to me if I gave up my career tonight well then we're gonna start a patreon I think we should just start a patreon next week anyway I'm pretty sure this shows costing me every job I auditioned for and everything they Google me once and they're like oh it's insanity I that's why I rationalize my lack of success something funny there's something funny about doing white people [ __ ] like do you do you ever jump out of a plane oh yeah how many times have you skydive got a bit cold doing white people [ __ ] I once got jumped by a black eye 850 jump sounds like a Gucci Mane album title Scott jumps on jumps on jump ahead jump man jump man you wear Jordans when you do this you skydive like this [Music] Wow so what what else do you do what else is super white about you if you had to guess his pants sorry they're short whoa four by four by four that's short for four by four yeah I'm just I'm like a little boy I don't even know this [ __ ] like four by wow big black comedy yeah why why do you do it how long have you done it for what's that comedy yeah that's the only three times you've ever been onstage Wow what are real natural at things that white people are extremely good at why don't why don't you go to Mike's and stuff all the time why don't you do it on orange and I'm actually trying to find a lot of open mikes down there I need to get up I'm just dying to get up and started watching that show I'm dying up here and yeah I'm loving the whole thing yes I'm trying I got right over you're in orange you should move to grape yeah it's really good he should find mics man get up more you're funny there's something funny about you thank you for being I perform as often as I can last week I actually performed at a place I haven't performed a long time I performed at the haha cafe oh yeah yeah because I had I had a showcase for the def Comedy Jam where I on that show I performed I think with a bunch of riggers pretty sure the last time I was at the haha they just called it the cafe we we make this interview like 30 minutes longer just cuz we're so uncomfortable I think in honor of all the rigor talk I think this set should run a little late you know what I mean okie dokie all right now it's crossing a line all right this type of mason-dixon line this interview this this interview has died in rigor mortis has set in there he goes Kevin Alexander thanks everybody [Music] what do you guys think should we go to the bucket one more time one more back there they're not even clapping their hands they don't even want it Oh thumbs up gladiator style all right let's do it one more time let's see who the [ __ ] gonna get lucky could be anybody all right let's see what happens here put your hands together I think this guy's been up here before put your hands together for King Hassan King Hassan [Music] here he comes [ __ ] yeah make some noise for King Hassan yeah I'm like what every old grandparents nightmares are made out of I'm like I'm like what heart I'm like Harvey Weinstein's fever dream let me tell you something speaking about assaulting white women the juice is loose baby Oh J Simpson's out there's a great here's the one thing that bothered me about OJ Simpson he was actually a pretty good comedic actor and he broke every single NFL Russia record there was at the time but he's gonna go down in history for allegedly killing one white woman right that's what he's gonna be known for forever Magic Johnson was an NBA all-star in the 80s with aids I allege he killed way more white women because of the AIDS people you said alright King his son [Applause] [ __ ] yeah you are by far one of the funniest his line comedians we've ever had on the show before you were in a car accident well I was walking in a car hit me and ran me over and I smacked my head on the ground and I have eight stitches under here really yeah Wow it's the best impression of a stitch that I've seen all night I'll tell you that King the Sun you got run over by a car you realize what you were just telling me [Applause] yes you just started stand-up how long ago two years ago and we and you sold a company a few years ago we are a lot of money we figured out for you here uh if you don't mind me saying your rigor rich I really hope you were here for the last comedian uh really open you didn't just walk in and you're gonna happen to get pulled I don't care either way and that was the last time we saw Joel Berg Wow so you're rockin the sunglasses life is perfect you're a [ __ ] millionaire you're living the life you have a good body a good look everything's good you go out you get hit by a [ __ ] car how does this happen live no broken bones no internal bleeding what kind of car was that Jetta I can take a Jetta you got hit by a Jetta oh my god the chat is total yeah total yeah never to be seen what happened it was it was an 80 year old lady and you were driving her car driving her I was walking behind her she drove by I was walking behind her and I guess she thought she saw a parking spot and then realized she thought you were a parking spot that is not right blacktop look at that black mass that must be a parking spot got-damn are you going to sit the [ __ ] out of that old lady yeah hit her mom get more mom what are the hundreds of millions that you already have [ __ ] this old bitch's life up everyone's fine I got up I walked away I got Wow can we see your eye will you show us just stitches along the brown line looks like our [ __ ] expensive doctor did those stitches yeah I get I get migraines when I look into bright lights now I'm pretty sure everybody gets migraines if you look directly into the bright lights Wow so where were you walking that she hit you though where you weren't on a sidewalk you were in the street maybe you were a little bit to blame where were you wearing black t-shirt black pants Burbank farmers market you really are rich that's the whitest thing I've heard since Kevin Alexander said anything I was at the Burbank farmers market doing some scuba diving crap are you really Oh scuba battles scuba battles scuba go Wow like much like Kevin Alexander there are other white people things that you do other than scuba diving yeah be rich King you were on the show a couple weeks ago we found out a bunch of fun stuff about you anything happen other than getting hit by a car what did you say go ahead what was that so I did a show at the belly room Saturday everywhere sounds like yeah it just happened again anyway Brian read ban on yeah when I got to my car there there was a guy being strapped down into a gurney and put in an ambulance and I was like oh no I hope he's all right then I realized he was a drunk driver who ran his car in what just happened on Saturday Saturday night here when did you get hit by that other car Saturday before what are you doing this Saturday get off the [ __ ] Street man I've never had to tell somebody worth 100 million dollars to get off the streets before but I'm sorry I crossed you three weeks ago what kind of car do you drive what's what Fisker I can't even pronounce what the fisca it was oh my god I know what that is yeah it's pretty great so that person didn't have insurance some tape no no they did really did they have insurance we get that part no [ __ ] you're not giving us the juice man we want to hear about the people just like [ __ ] struggle damn right they are you got that good insurance you have the king is so rich that his insurance lady is the actual progressive lady it's actually his blood he has two insurance ladies hustle and flow what should we do go then Koni anything else what else is going on King how's your love life what's going on there show you got a what I host the pajama party a pajama party Wow you should have these guys they're the cat's pajamas what do you mean you host a pajama party flappers floppers is for the heavier comedians down the street belly flop so what goes on at a pajama party at flappers I'm just in a 6-4-3 onesie telling jokes Wow where do you buy a 6-4-3 ones so do a lot of people show up in their pajamas yes 75% of the of the audience comes in pajamas 25% are too cool interesting I'm surprised how successful the Jama show is I've never really thought about making the audience dress up for anything just the ban October 29th we're having a death squad Halloween show where all the comics are gonna be dressed up no cool here in the main room well King I wish you the best of luck stop getting hit by [ __ ] yeah we already had the best of luck Tony's rich yeah how often do you work out King give a Bowflex every morning how long how long I feel like you own six bow flexes you just stare in the mirror just pumping [ __ ] just something that bow he has an equinox have you always worked out every morning or does that something you did after you started getting rich no super fat and goddamn do you really have a Bowflex no now you have like our Little Joe to the gym you go to the gym is the movie Black Panther based off of you that joke you listen to this podcast in three months or four months around you'll be like that was great King you're a very very compelling story I love it when you come on here you're different than all the other people you have hundreds of millions of dollars and you still chase your dreams and clearly you're working hard at it there he goes King his son he's on Twitter at like 8 love Kevin Alexander love Lyla heart money made him funny whoopsie-daisy the real rock dirty comedy look at this amazing drawing from Ryan J E Belton it was another amazing drawing I saw today last week's with Tom Segura and Ralphie may was a great one this is another one make sure you check it out on the front patio he's gonna showing it off right after this show we're all gonna get drinks out there and hang out for a bit remember next week is Ron White he's gonna make it he's gonna be in town this weekend so he's already gonna be here no champ even if his plane breaks again next weekend he'll already be here how about making some noise for Jason we man hakuna and joe Joburg Jimenez a lot of fun stuff going on with these guys Joel's on Twitter and social media mostly sorry anything else Joel yeah watch Nathan for you I worked in the art department alright then for you on Comedy Central he's in the art department [ __ ] women one of my favorite humans anything you want to plug or anything like that oh I love that what are those available at just [ __ ] hit him up on anything you heard it you heard the man Instagram I am we men I [ __ ] love that Jeremiah Watkins the grating noise for Jeremiah Watkins people are out of goddamn control tonight I know I make you clap a lot you have to pay your damn dudes follow me on social media at Jeremiah's stand up and I'll be in New York City November 7th through 15 and La Jolla California headlining with the wave from Comedy Central November 30th there you go the great Patti ring is dirty dirty little outdoor cat look at his little [ __ ] dirty smeared whiskers listen listen to the music of Bill Evans I'll tell you whose music to listen to tall [ __ ] Wilkenfeld everybody she's at the st. Roch in Hermosa November 5th coach-house November 8th velvet Jones November 10th in Santa Barbara November 11th Mill Valley November 13th she's in Sacramento California November 15th Solana Beach and November 30 of them positive if it's not already sold out that it's gonna sell out so get your tickets right now for the troubadour a Hollywood California tell well headlines her own West Coast California 2017 tour Chris Dylan on the drums yeah that's chroma Chris on Twitter and Instagram CH ro ma CHR is just like that right okay alright go Dodgers australia melbourne sydney Adaline and brisbane and la jolla my own weekend there the first weekend in November and I'm in the end of November all of Australia Brian Redman I'm taking desk one on the road we're having a little mini tour Indianapolis November 8th Columbus Ohio November 9th and just went on sale Pittsburgh November 10 I [ __ ] love it lots of shows going out to all you listeners around the world we absolutely love you appreciate you great reviews subscribe tell your [ __ ] friends have viewing parties tweet about it have fun Aquarians gether for Josh Martin comic producer over here amazing comedian Ryan je belt thank you live audience will see you soon have a good night thank you so much [Music]

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Id: OJQ7OheV6z4

Length: 107min 57sec (6477 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 23 2017