KIDS DO NOT WATCH THIS ANIME

getting a dog to lick your chamber of secrets anime has gone too far why [Music] is the limit for anime there is nine that continually pushes the boundary of Wonder a place that welcomes all types of stories from all types of people yeah there's no limit to what you can see here oh my God this is anohana guys guys I'm not gonna lie to y'all and Ohana is probably the first piece of media ever that nearly made me cry and all I know from the show is the one she seen it showed me I saw like a minute scene out this [ __ ] bro and I was nearly in tears I could I can't wash it it made me too sad this anime was ridiculous there's no limit to what you can see here aside from your own imagination if you can Envision it it can get made facts like the inventor of a fart machine in a wind tunnel have we ever stopped and asked should it get made yes into species reviewers worlds and Harem what's wrong with inner species reviewers redo of gila what's wrong with the goat review of healer hold up I feel like you're calling out the wrong anime right now you should be calling out like Naruto SA Jojo's Bizarre Adventures like why the hell were those mid pieces of garbage made you must be one of them trolls huh when I watched inner species reviewers row I I was dumbfounded I didn't know what I was getting into I'm I'm actually scarred anime has been pushing degeneracy to a whole new level in the past few years he said pushing degeneracy you see what this is It's a white woman with a black man what are you talking about past few years in a post redo of gila World there is little now that separates anime from hentai every day the laundry gets more and more but like you know High School DxD also exists since the beginning of time is how far can anime go ladies and gentlemen I present to you my life as inukai's dog anime has gone too far but how kept what could it possibly do well you see we have now ventured to a place for which there is no coming back from tread on the sanctity of something we should have never dared touch it can't be that bad not genetically engineered dog girls not fantasy isekai dog people wait wait wait wait he's joking guys it's not that bad it's not that bad he he might he's exaggerating she's not some guy wearing a dog costume just dogs why did it have to be dogs what are the dogs do to deserve this man's best friend the purest thing Mother Earth has gifted us with if you've ever thought humans don't deserve dogs here is the evidence to prove that you are categorically correct this is a cursed show I probably should have left to die in obscurity until I had a single terrifying thought that dwarfed any existential horror or lovecraftian nightmare my mind could come up with somehow somewhere this is gonna be someone's first anime so to allow myself to sleep at night I felt it was my duty to make a PSA to tell that person shhh it's okay it's all right I can't promise that tomorrow is going to be a better day but I can promise you that we're gonna get through it together but first I need to talk about today's sponsor I don't even want to talk to you right now a few moments later how beautiful it all comes together with music that bad damn this is a fire game hold up what is this game called again I might adjust too quickly Siri save hegan haruto back to my life as inukai's dog dog fact number one dogs have 18 muscles to move their ears in some ways it's impressive that a show could give a man who's seen redo of healer who likes domestic girlfriend who's seen some of the most degenerate [ __ ] that's come out of anime the chance to say you know what I think I have the moral High Ground the plot goes something like this on some rainy afternoon a guy wakes up cold and shivering on the streets how do you get there what is he doing all questions that are unimportant because he sees his classmate and Crush who takes him home where he comes to the realization too it's a [ __ ] who the dog it's a man who's a dog oh oh I can actually see where this gets bad the precarious situation he's in he oh cool some dumb Slice of Life reincarnation story where a guy wakes up as a dog I'm a seasoned isakai fan I've seen worse than waking up as a sword or waking up vending machine that's oh my God those are three they'll talk with the human struggles of trying to live as a dog maybe the psychological effects of being stuck in a dog's body having to navigate a society made by humans having your daily survival be completely reliant on that of Another Hero ever got they Nails them right here oh my God your taste is garbage these nails are a dumpster dude and some that's of another human being there's a lot of places this story could go surely it's not about a bunch of girls thirsting over a dog I'm about to inform you now that my initial assessment was incorrect without five minutes of taking the dog home the first thing Karen unikai decides to do yes her name is Karen which is very on theme because I'm about to call the manager is get undressed in front of the doggo and bathe with it naked but okay this isn't too bad there might be some dog owners who feel comfortable removing their clothes I mean I wouldn't personally like well I don't care about stripping in front of my dog I'm never like oh my God my dog's watching me strip bathing with them is kind of kind of questionable but you know showering with that dog sucking that dog's nose well maybe this could be wholesome if wholesome was spelled without a w but it soon becomes apparent that a feeling towards the dog are a little devious oh yeah so very and devious towards the dog just alone just a little nose sucking you'll see right now for a walk but it's feeling a little devious okay I'll stop now and almost immediately tries licking the puppy went for some meddling kids gets way too excited photographing a dog urinates then introduces him to a place called coochie Cove I've seen people drink those screws I've never seen someone just [ __ ] take pictures of their dog pee messed up in a red astronaut suit that are less suss than this girl right here now if you think finding out a dog has more rizz than you will ever do is sad don't worry that's actually one of the least depressing parts of this show in no particular order here are some things depicted in my life as unikai's dog that involves a girl and a dog bathing naked tail drops seduct defeat licking getting a dog to undress you getting a dog to lick your chamber of secrets calm down that was way too much in the span of 10 seconds enticing a dog with a Chamber of Secrets giving a dog a ball gag breastfeeding what ah why is it called again some of these acts are in the anime some further on in the manga yes that's right I read further into the manga don't ask me what force compelled me to do so because I still don't know myself maybe I wanted to see how much worse it could get maybe I'm learning deep down inside I have masochistic Tendencies maybe I was waiting for some divine intervention because maybe you're a zoo file maybe you're getting off to it why is that not why is that not one of the outcomes you think this could be you already like anime so you're already on the Spectrum to begin with between normal human in a complete degenerate so why not just go all the way you know if I could ask a higher power anything if there was one thing I would like to know why in God's name is the art for this manga actually really [ __ ] good dog fact number two no two dogs noses are alike many people have drawn comparison to chainsaw man because like chainsaw man the dog is named pochita now chainsaw Mass projector has joined the short list of the highest accommodation you can get in an anime being a good boy yeah that's a good boy Ein that's a good boy I don't know who that is that's a good boy I don't know who that is you know that's a good girl is not a good boy that's a bad boy bad boy one could argue that in many ways chainsaw man is just a day in the life of a dog here's denji who woofs for his owner goes on walks becomes one with pochita he got that dog in him then there's a Unico woofs for their owner goes on walks and becomes one with pochita because she does she got that dog enough you made me think one with pochetta what because she does she got that white dog enough you may be thinking unukai is the outlier here the freak who loves a dog a little too much but of course the show had to introduce a full-on car straight out of the watch list of your local animal services what is what is happening in this scene does that dog have an evil grin or is that fur nekotani as your resident sundari Ambassador we do not claim nicotani she can go somewhere else tsunderes can be violent unless those violence is towards dogs the shy usagi a girl so down bad she makes the average gentian player look like a functional member of society not just limiting it to dogs she decided to force herself on a poor table which depressingly adds inanimate objects to the growing list I don't think that's as out of pocket as we would like to think I feel like that's more common than we think it is because sometimes I'll be slapping my meat on the side of the table some things that have more risk than weebs do if I had a dollar for every anime girl I've seen do unspeakable things to a table I'd have too which is two dollars richer than I want to be well unless that's what you're in can I know what the uh scene of the left side is into I suppose I am the table then of course completing the trilogy is the yandere hinukai herself we can already agree do not stick your dick in Crazy especially the kind that this experience while the rest of the world was asking think what the dog doing inukai was more concerned with who the dog doing dogfox number three dogs may be able to oh what thanks to science you can know for a fact that your dog loves your back love you back a 20 20 a 2015 study at Elizabeth University in Japan found out uptick in the level of extra micro engine sometimes known as the love hormone in both dogs and their owners when they stare at each other y'all know when ostriches ostriches can fall in love with a human and like if you if this in love with you only get two if you get too low down to it like it'll try to make you like suck their dangling and like they also do like this weird dance to let you know that they're trying to hit on you I found that fact out and I've never been able to look at them at the same ever again no no no no no if by sub Miracle you still don't know if you should subject yourself to 12 episodes of this I've made a simple question look at her toes I've made a simple flowchart for you to follow first ask yourself do you like dogs yes if your answer is no do not watch this show okay if your answer is yes do not watch this show what if you're looking for some kicks in life here are some alternative suggestions I recommend over watching my life is unicorn I want to watch it skydiving mountain biking ordering the extra large portion in America tweeting out chainsaw man is mid setting your notifications and putting your phone in your pants oh why do you keep showing her ah same way why are we doing this non-dog-related activities that get the heart pumping this is something that should be left behind in the bowels of time in fact as of this very moment I am working on a time machine so I can go back and get us back on the right timeline because what hope is there left for Humanity knowing that a sentient human being wrote this then more sentient human beings made the conscious decision to green light this into an anime they animated a dog eating coach sit down and think about that you know how long it takes to animate anything maybe with Chad gbt coming out anyone can animate in seconds but like they had to sit there for hours showing a dog going into a girl's skirt they had to sit there and show a dog licking a girl's leg and them clinching toes the whole person stopped to ask the people who made this anime probably end up falling in love with dogs they either got they either start [ __ ] their own dogs or they're traumatized there's no in between themselves I wonder what's gonna happen if I watch the cool [ __ ] have we done on the Day of Reckoning when Humanity stands before God Almighty waiting for our final judgment the standing between us and salvation will be inukai's dog on that day we will have to look up at gods and tell him that this is what Humanity has done are they circle circle Jer the dog this is what mankind has led to the souls of all humans will beg and plead not to be forsaken not to be rejected from the Gates of Heaven but in the end all we can do is repent and ask for forgiveness forgiveness from God forgiveness from each other forgiveness from our dogs which is more than we deserve no I should be forgiving you cause you're the reason why I know what this is why are we acting like we all just knew about this you were the only reason why me and 1.5 million other people know what this is so you apologize and you will wait for my forgiveness in conclusion I'm a cat person now I can never be a cat person that wasn't crazy enough for her for me to turn like start can start liking cats

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Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 26 2023