Key & Peele - Pirate Chantey

[sea shanty music] ♪ ♪ I once met a lass so fine ♪ She was drunk on barley wine ♪ I'd been to sea for months a'three ♪ ♪ I knew I could make her mine ♪ And the lass was past consent ♪ ♪ So it was off with her we went ♪ ♪ And we threw her in bed and rested her head ♪ ♪ And we left 'cause that's what gentlemen do ♪ (all) ♪ A woman has a right to a drink or two ♪ ♪ Without worrying about what you will do ♪ ♪ We say "Yo Ho!" but we don't say "ho" ♪ ♪ 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo ♪ ♪ ♪ There once was a girl from Leeds ♪ ♪ Who I heard was good on her knees ♪ ♪ So I docked my ship for an overnight trip ♪ ♪ To take care of all my needs ♪ She was fine as the tales did tell ♪ ♪ And my mast began to swell ♪ So I laid her down and raised her gown ♪ ♪ And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so ♪ (all) ♪ Always take care of your lady fair ♪ ♪ 'Cause they deserve as much attention down there ♪ ♪ We say "Yo Ho!" but we don't say "ho" ♪ ♪ 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo ♪ ♪ ♪ I once had a woman so fair ♪ Whose womb contained my heir ♪ With a son by my side, the seas we'd ride ♪ ♪ The child she would bear ♪ But my girl, she was no fool ♪ ♪ She was working her way through school ♪ ♪ So I did support when she chose to abort ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's her body and, therefore, her choice ♪ (all) ♪ No, we don't say "booty" ♪ Unless we're talking 'bout gold ♪ ♪ We don't look at chests unless there treasure holds ♪ ♪ With a hat, and a feather ♪ ♪ And a cutlass on our hip ♪ We don't ever say "she" ♪ When we're talkin' about our ship ♪ ♪ We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore" ♪ ♪ 'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia ♪ ♪ There was a lady with a golden eye ♪ ♪ And the doctor said she would die ♪ ♪ So she emptied her purse to lift the curse ♪ ♪ And prayed to stay alive ♪ She awoke the very next day ♪ And in her grave she lay ♪ But the scariest part of the story from the start ♪ ♪ Is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man ♪ [all gasping] (all) ♪ Women are doctors, too ♪ And for a fraction of doubloons ♪ ♪ We say "Yo Ho!" but we don't say "ho" ♪ ♪ 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo ♪ ♪ There was a slut with tits to here ♪ ♪ And an ass like-- [gunshot] [dramatic music] ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's "Yo Ho!" but we don't say "ho" ♪ (all) ♪ 'Cause "ho" is ♪ Disrespectful, yo [all cheering]

Channel: Comedy Central

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Length: 3min 51sec (231 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 10 2015