Kermit's back using pick-up lines on Omegle

that's good what you doing on here nothing finding people oh hell yeah oh yeah hey are you a redstone block no oh that's weird because you're activating my sticky [Music] oh piston oh yeah hey there how are you doing i'm doing good what are you doing on omegle i'm just chilling yeah what are you doing looking for baddies and i'm saying ah you're a player oh yeah oh yeah how is miss big she's alright she's right here yeah she uh allows you yeah that's amazing living the life um permit rate me on a scale from one to ten no damn um i'd say two ah do you want to know what i'll give you all right a 10 because i think you're beautiful oh well i mean i'd give you the eight later you know i'm saying no oh i'm doing great now that you're here oh hell yeah that's good what you doing on here i'm bored this is the best thing ever oh cool i'm just filing a complaint with the trip advisor oh yeah about what because they don't have you listed as one of the best places to eat out you know what i'm saying okay come on you eat me i don't need time boom damn kermit the frog what's up how you doing bro bro i watch all your videos bro it shouldn't be funny my guy oh thank you i appreciate it you check the ones out on pornhub or huh what well we even be [ __ ] bro what do you mean everybody all right hey bro april who's bro because you don't like like like who you [ __ ] bro what the [ __ ] i'm not either hi how are you doing okay that's good that's good hey uh can you finish the lyric country roads take me out all right have you insist let's get my guide man i [ __ ] love you oh appreciate it what you doing on here bro uh i was trying to find some hot moms on here yeah what happened to you miss piggy bro i heard y'all been on and off and [ __ ] like that oh she's here she is turns around when i talk to other girls you know what i'm saying hey there yeah how are you doing i'm doing pretty good what you doing on omegle i'm bored that's cool hey is your name inducing why no it's not oh it's weird because when i look at you i get rock hard oh wow right yeah hi hi how you doing i'm doing great how are you pretty good can't complain what you're doing on a middle oh my god i'd like to have it we were looking for you kermit oh damn did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you're a snack that's really funny i don't worry yeah nice try nice train all right thanks for watching all right yo so how you doing i'm good bro what's up not much just looking for baddies bro what are you doing on here you see miss biggie yeah bro i've been uh i've been looking for baddies too i got like i got like four inch uh snapchats nearly amber yeah this biggie is here with me bro oh yeah i'm just here hey yo why she have blind yo she had a blonde hair in her mouth oh i wasn't here bro don't worry about it here hey how are you doing good oh my god i'm cute yeah oh my god what are you girls doing on here hey i got a question what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk bruce banner no my zipper was that eruption or something well actually was eruption i'm surprised you know that oh yes oh yes you want to play me something else bro bud light yuck yeah disgusting do you know time breakers yeah bro i do you really yes sir you're the only kermit is the i can now say that kermit is the only person i met on omegle who knows who tom petty and the heartbreakers is my favorite man of all time [Applause] [Music] [Applause] is [Applause] [Applause] amazing do you have any uh socials youtube or anything i do not i just kind of play for fun really oh oh hell yeah not in a band or anything can you play ram ranch like grant mcdonald i cannot play i cannot play ram ranch yeah you should learn it it's a that's a banger yeah i should amber all right man keep your stick on the ice i'll see you around

Channel: Maxamili

Views: 1,918,919

Keywords: kermit omegle, omegle kermit, kermit, maxamili, miss piggy, kermit goes on omegle, pick up lines, omegle pick up lines, omegle, funny omegle, funny omegle moments, maxamili kermit

Id: wfKSOrofg8U

Length: 7min 57sec (477 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 15 2021