Kermit got that rizz on Omegle

oh my God it's cold here how are you doing are you gonna show the pickle I don't I don't know what you're talking about are you uh the one with the black hair is your name Emerson oh that's weird is Amber some big old titties you know what I'm saying oh my God Kermit earlier I miss you bro I missed you you missed me I've never seen you before I've watched every episode of you and Miss Piggy oh have you seen this one oh my God hello there I really just saw a Kermit frog earlier which is so weird you saw Kerman earlier yeah he's an imposter you know what I'm saying I'm the real one yeah I can see that oh yeah I am are you from Mississippi no because you're the only miss who's pissed I want a sippy you know what I'm saying that wasn't a very good one my bad let me try another one how'd you shoot my pants can I get in yours is that good or I mean I just can't believe you're coming it's gonna like curb the program though why not I mean I mean I gotta be nice on the films and stuff but I mean I don't have to be in on here I could be myself oh really yeah that's piggy doesn't care you know what I'm saying so wait it's just a singer song in a pocket and a mop for this wet ass [ __ ] I can't do that hello there I don't know what I don't do puppets you don't do puppets what about now right oh yeah proud it's coming to frog ah don't do that you know what's a Pepino whatever oh oh it's a cucumber man it's my dick you know what I'm saying wait a minute you wanna see Miss Piggy because I love you when I was a child and you just showed me your dick oh here she is [Applause] oh yeah oh there dad probably what's your mom's name Amanda oh my God yes why did you leave um your mom wouldn't shut the [ __ ] up you know what I'm saying mom's so sweet though nah she's a [ __ ] you know what I mean once you get to know her you're the one that was addicted to meth yeah well fun drug what can I say yeah how are you not dead yet because I went into rehab you know what I'm saying yeah but the last time you were in rehab we had to you like ran away yeah well I'm out now and I'm feeling good sure a hose on my dick you know what I'm saying everything's good Dad yeah well last time I talked to you you were still in prison oh well yeah well uh you can meet your new Step mommy soon you know what I'm saying how's that sound I don't like dads anymore damn girl you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato you know what I'm saying I could fit a sweet potato on my ass um how are you I'm doing all right I'm saying what you doing on here just trying to make friends on board I hear that yeah I'm just chilling with Miss Piggy you know what I'm saying Miss Piggy's there hey you want to see here yes they liked it around there hey man how you doing not too shabby what about yourself man pretty good what did they like what he said they like it uh uh oh don't worry about it Kermie better not be showing your penis or something on here no no they definitely wouldn't like it because it's so small you know what I mean what are you doing on here yeah this stroke going out broken one out it's crazy listen Kermit half a roofie and you're done for the night you understand don't threaten me with a good time all right just let me see it pull it out boy let's go damn girl are you a cemetery cause I'm dead inside and wanna bury myself in you that was top-notch rizz I don't know what you're laughing at no it was Top Notch ain't I am what you doing on here I'm bored bored okay that's cool I'm looking for [ __ ] you know what I'm saying uh-huh yeah it's chilling here with me all right see you then hello there Hi how are you girls doing really good that's me oh yeah what you doing on Omegle we're asked what are best and worst qualities are oh well I mean it's hard to give the worst quality because I don't know you you know what I mean I know but that's the point like baseball first impression what do you think will be the worst thing about us um well if I were to guess you're a dumb blonde and your friend's a lesbian [Laughter] hello there he's gonna show us his cucumber what I know I know these things and I know that at the bottom of this your dick is out that's crazy listen girl are you a toaster because one bath would you send me to Heaven you know what I'm saying hello that's funny okay no pickle here a dick hello there oh whatever [ __ ] over there looking like ice spices cousin water sugar hello there uh you're gonna show the cucumber in here what yeah okay what are you doing down here uh um nothing much about you I'm just chilling looking for girls to talk to kind of you're not gonna show me your pickle are you I mean if you really want to see it but oh I'm telling you I wasn't planning on it you know what I'm saying it's cute damn crazy now she thinks you're hot oh I'll do the bear I don't care you know what I'm saying I ain't picky throw me a tricks name a card pick a card ace of spades Ace of Spades okay you see the cars right all different right and I'm gonna make it to one pile okay okay just on the table now watch snap my finger and you should see one card is turned red right oh wow yeah This Yogurt oh wow incredible thank you so good

Channel: Maxamili

Views: 801,717

Keywords: kermit omegle, omegle, maxamili, omegle kermit, kermit cucumber, kermit trolling, omegle trolling

Id: qF1ybGzHifU

Length: 8min 27sec (507 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 28 2023