KENNY SEBASTIAN | FLIRTING, COFFEE & FIRST DATES | Reaction!

you like stand-up comedy do you like to laugh every time I'm on the dating app there's always a girl every other profiles like I love to laugh like oh well that's good that's a skill I hate laughing that's terrible I'm gonna pass where I don't know where that clear we're not getting along hello people I'm javi Kawai joined by Aaron the Walker we're gonna look at chai time comedy with Kenny Sebastian flirting coffee and first dates cuz you can't just take one sip and be like I hate you you can leave it's actually yourself you pose J is a very bad idea now the thing is also the problem is if you come early you have to do the greeting it's the worst really so what if you get up too fast you can approve the government is he stupid just flip the table by mistake are you - uni you made me for a coffee date come let's greet each other this come on stage I wonder if that was in reference to the phrase body aria other feet thing is a sign of respect that they do for their elders who touches some feet it's not friend-zoning that's a gods owning something ha ha you are my god I hate that you know it looks sad also that's a problem if you're feeding to someone you like no someone's coming someone's know everybody someone's coming you know waiters man for Kim that makes you feel so bad said you know you're gonna cry no someone's coming also did this way that means didn't expect you already may refer you to the comments to yourself for three seconds the woman is that building chemistry oh really would you like to say hey why didn't you come when they was painful silence oh five minutes it was painful silence well I was crying and you didn't come that time the way it is always against you especially began you always let me find a weakness in me and the right exploit that like a domicile back what stick what's guess I can have a casino so that's raw bring joy you want draw bring John yeah I want water nobody wants to see our UNC draw capsuleers law been drawing since the mid-1980s [Applause] [Music] she already thinks I'm a dumbass now finally order and it's always good to like get something like first you know take a coffee before the food comes so your hands have something to do it's very important cuz your hands go insane you need someone impress your hands I kept ceramic cat eye contact see you the next time I think that is missing so I'm too polite okay I don't want anything if you like I got bored so I go extra mile by not making eye contact know what I do and the biggest challenge is drinking chai which is talking okay then what happen suddenly you know very much it oh my god all good I can see it with my peripheral vision I can see it and for some reason it's the only time I want to know how China looks inside my cup just look inside but what if there's a cockroach taking in a backstroke just look once if it looks you think you're not in class in the story state the SIP in this moment your mouth says never never ever drank anything from a cup I hate math your understanding your enemy I need people nervous I know people are things of so much unity Fe I just want one napkin the whole family wants to take a Gujarati joint family okay okay I wanted 17,000 kids thank you that's exactly what I wanted I have never successfully pushing to have kids back because I feel like impale my hand you wanna spend the rest of it doing this cuz no way is going to look proper and she's gonna charge you like it's not thanks man Thank You origami and giving [Music] they have the disagreements they feel together oh really that's this is a sex you this is you know what [Music] the judicial system everything on the date where the seat height is different you already feel like you don't belong there [Music] [Laughter] [Music] my god whoa calm down there buddy I got this [Applause] [Music] my egos nice you have one conversation finally yeah so finally I think now is the day is going well it's very simple trick is how she books see you should know by now demigods going man it's going well but you're like wow so what's getting later yeah my cab is five minutes away oh you hate me you hate me I love that I know when they do like ninjas like yes to reach three parties coming in es3 driver trophy so that was your first Indian stand-up comedy that you've watched how do you feel yeah I loved him a lot of stuff that's relatable in there I feel like I I one of my great things when I seen up comment dozen he did this really well as when they basically their whole set is one joke like one scenario and he basically took us through like an entire date like all of the jokes from getting to the day through lake leaving it okay which I love tell me a good story don't make me laugh while you do it kinda beeping Adkins have so much unity Effie I just want one napkin the whole family wants to come sit sir take a good daddy join family think about the napkins that does he is definitely right but like sometimes I'll experience that with the napkins but the thing is mud I think the first thing I thought of was in an out burger or any establishment where they saw you know fast food right you try to get a napkin and inevitably it's impossible because they've jam-packed so many napkins into this little metal container and you're like struggling to get it out it's just like the toilet paper in the stalls where you're trying to get one in like a little square tab comes off not even that if you're like a square times if you're lucky but like it's just today I was experiencing I went to the audition and I was just trying to pee and wipe myself like a grown-up and I try to get a paper towel yeah exactly that's just like they over stuff it here with the napkins the paper towels that toilet everything there also people I think overindulgent here like the fact that he's like I just want one napkin like I am a bartender server and when I get people like napkins for their food like I'm like whoa get some more now like yes here's a giant stack and then there's inevitably like all of the napkins left on the table but you can't recycle them because now they're dirty you may have been touched in ok look I am guilty of asking for more napkins because let let me let me finish so because what happens is I'm at a restaurant I go may have some napkins please let go yeah sure I'll bring you some napkins here's one and I'm like that's not enough I'm evening I'm eating ribs you gotta prepare them for their meal first boy right it's so like I'll ask for more if I met you pull a or something and I get a bunch of napkins I will take those and keep them in my glove compartment and use that or I'll put them back like ok it's already got your cooties on it they just on the table I'm not like wiping them and like it's quite nicely put that back it's always good to like get something light first you know take a coffee before the food comes so your hands have something to do it's a very important first day who's your hands going seen when you meet someone you want to impress so what's with the hand thing that you're talking about like is he mentioned the hand thing but he doesn't know what to do with it I was having the hand thing while I was watching a video like you're not aware of your hands up I'm only aware of matter only when I'm standing up like if I'm standing up and I'm like what are we yeah like what are they what do you I want to put them in my pockets but I was told never put your hands in your pockets cuz it looks bad it looks like you're not confident even though like you see these dapper dudes in like the Sears catalog with your hands in their pockets looking like don't ever listen to the works pick the same thing people are like don't know crusty like just because it means you're closed off and it's like sometimes I just look cool you know the hands thing I do think about but it just it's not that nice no like if I'm driving my car just a stick every time I switch into a gear sometimes I like have to rub my nose that's like I don't I'm not itching it's just like my hand wants to do something with my face oh and the biggest challenge is drinking chai when she's talking like just go yeah okay then what happened Sammy you don't know what's that what do you do all the time you're just like nervously like you're just like I'm gonna go ahead and eat now but you keep talking yeah and then they just like really awkward I think maybe you're just not an awkward human being I am awkward I'm just not shameful when it comes to food I was on a I was in a meeting once with some big business people and they said let's go eat somewhere and a charm came along with me I'm not gonna say the name of the company but they took us out to eat cuz they wanted to partner up with me or something the food came and I just wrote a game like I was just eating I'm like I don't know what I'm gonna eat again telling me to eat now as much as I can and Achara was trying to like maintain she's trying to maintain she's trying to like maintain be dainty and I'm like that I am eating because they said they're buying us I just stop being weird about that because everybody eats yeah it's like everybody shoots everybody eats like like it's just the thing so why be weird about that if there was no coffee there if there was no food there I might get weird about my hands if it's just me and the person but usually I put my hands in my lap or something I don't know I had one girl chastise me because I would sit like this on the table yeah but she was a crazy ho yeah you won't know write his name down a friendly folks I have a crush on him okay Sebastian I want to watch all his comedy now okay like it's like his fans in it it's good that you said that cuz now all the people watching this are gonna tweet at him and say that Aaron the white Walker has a crush on Sebastian no it looks sad also that's a problem he waiting for someone you're like no someone's coming someone's know everybody strangers he was talking about waiting for the date and that is awkward and it seems like every time I've made a date out of Starbucks or something I'm always late even if I'm early like the person's been there for like since the day before am I going to hell yeah that is my number one rule is like I mean sort of social engagement where I like parties like dates like anything where I'm like nervous and it could go bad I'm like I don't know man I'm like hey like I have a fear of being on time things why even today I was on time and I was like all right I'm just going I don't know you got to break this down I don't maybe this will help out all the men watching I was like why I don't know but maybe because he because of that exact thing like who wants to be the person that was there like if you're the person that like comes wave and you can be like sorry and like oops but you don't have to be like you have to feel the shame or be being there and like okay you were too eager okay I guess what I mean I get that I think I'm really trying to break it because it seeps into like other things of like being on time to like things like my job which I need to be yeah you're gonna be you're gonna be late to your own wedding no I would that is I would represent me Navid is all is against you especially if again I know think I've ever experienced that per se I can imagine it but I don't what I experienced with waiters is not that conversation like I'm getting to the crux of my story and they're like yes sir I do you want dessert like Dermot you know I will say it being like I used to be a server also don't you feel like it there's never a good time like it's a weird job because basically your job is to like have everything there when someone wants it but never be in their way what I try to do is I try to like kind of stock the table like I'll be nearby in peripheral and then they go hey hey hey and I'm like okay just kind of like walk up and down and kind of look at people and then if they're like you don't want me great like they stare you're like okay this is a good time yeah you just got to make your presence clear like as you're walking by yeah just like you know creeped him out a little bit and nobody like ever more cosy sometimes you just gotta be like look yeah no yes the waiter being that rude actually I may have experienced that in Canada that was one of the first instances where I realized that thing about Canadians being the nicest people in the world is false how do you surprising yeah when I went to Canada they were all so nice well you're hot and your girl so I've only got one of those things well I was like 12 oh it goes especially they love to hold Ondo cupcakes is there like this just like this do this immediately hold the nail hold the thing with the girl with the tea it seems like there are some there's some overlap between girls and like their habits of you know they know that is real hey you do watch girls do that and they like they're like they're like little kids yeah yeah but you know they're looking for something to do you sure yeah yeah now yours Instagram you know following account just went up it's adorable guys I do Oh conferring with the bill sometimes very annoying they said decide holding the bill book like the magicians or something whoa do you experience that like what yeah obviously it's going overboard right no but people I don't experience people I keep hand trick tossing their bill but I really do experience like I said the bartender all the time it's like two people want to pay equally as bad and basically like my job it's like a sex to actually wants to pay who's like doing it to be polite but they're like don't think you there's always they're like no uh-uh it's no I'm doing it like I'm it's my turn and then you just have to like kind of like cues like it's like well it's their birthday I'm like great well I'm gonna take the print the cards new person who's not birthdays or if it's like a guest in town I'm like I'm gonna take the card of not the guest or if they're like you paid last time I'm like I'm gonna listen but sometimes I'm just like honestly you just give me give me do you want to split no thinking me one - you just put that on your resume do you ever have a situation where it's a bunch of Chinese people eating and when the bill comes they all fight for it and I'd become like a kung fu movie and they start fighting they like actually like do some martial arts but I would love to see that yeah I don't I don't think it's ever actually confident but but in all seriousness like if you ever see a Chinese people eating they always fight for the bill all of them are like no I'll pay I'll pay in they're like right arm they're like literally wrestling for the bill it's insane I'm like what what children of cultures you couch I'll have you know that most of the people watching this video right now are men because they all want to be hit on you do you guys like to pay for them but now you said something so they just they just they just click out of the video that way forget this person I thought she was cute live the way she held the cup but now she's gone to fun don't leave me anyways you guys thanks so much for hanging out please be sure to check out Aaron the white Walker on the social media subscribe if you haven't already check out our other reactions reviews and short films and thank you to connect Sebastien for allowing us to react to this I'm JB coy this is

Channel: CineDesi

Views: 936,995

Keywords: chai time, kenny sebastian, flirting, coffee, first dates, reaction, jaby koay, jaby, jabykoay, comedy, improv, stand up, anthony alba, erin walker

Id: I6c4vnQ3YbY

Length: 22min 50sec (1370 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 08 2018