- You're 25 now. - I'm 25! (audience cheers and applauds) - How the dating going? - Dating is good, you know, - You need some help from Uncle Steve? - Uncle Steve. Uncle
Steve is always trying to get me with the billionaire. I'm like Uncle Steve, I
don't need the billionaires. I just need some simple,
simple stuff, you know? I don't like to mix my industry business with my personal life. I'm just laying low and private, love. (audience cheers and applauds) - Uncle Steve ain't trying to
get you with no billionaire. He trying to get you with
somebody that has a plan to have something. That's what I keep
trying to get you to do. You can't quit bringing these, (audience laughs) - Uncle Steve love billionaires. I'm gonna just tell y'all, he do. Anytime I see Uncle Steve out, he's like, now, I got this guy. He's got a net worth of 300 zillion and he, y'all can really create
generations of generations of zillionaires. - You need something with
somebody with something. Quit trying to give a boy your lifestyle and he ain't earned it. - Oh my God. Would you know what? Everybody don't start off as billionaires. I'm not a billionaire yet. - Everybody don't start off a billionaire, but you gotta have a boy that's got a plan to at least be one. I'm not saying you gotta be a billionaire cause hell,
I ain't a billionaire. - And I've dated some real
horrible billionaires, honey. They not good all the time. Sometimes they're crazy, Steve. And that's why I had to
stop taking your advice. (audience cheers and applauds) - You didn't, you didn't
pick the one I told you to - I'm saying the billionaires - Because you don't - Are terrible - Cause you don't listen to who I tell you - Them billionaires be
having four, and five, and six other wives. - Well you be, you the one over there and got them. I ain't never
bought you nobody like that. You going sit your crazy ass
up here and then say that. - See, he knows I'm
right. He knows I'm right. - [Steve] You just a liar (audience laughs) You're not finna sit up here - [Kiki] Them billionaires.
Don't believe what you hear. - Kiki Palmer. You're
not finna sit up here and act like I'd turned
you on to some bad dude. You do not listen to me. - I do! - No, you don't - When you told me about
these billionaires I said - No, I told you, but I
didn't tell you to go get him. What the hell you go get him for? - But he was a billionaire. And he had a plan. He was just lying about it all. - But you, I didn't tell you to get him. - I'm telling you liars
are liars, rich or poor. You just have to find who's for you. And, you know, that's just it. Because I'm telling you, billionaires, they have just as much
baggage as the rest of them. (audience applauds) Honey, trust me. Trust me. - Why are you clapping for
this ignorant mess right here? - It's true. It's true. It's true. Don't be mad, Steve. - Who I try to tell you to get with, You don't want to hear me. Now, all of a sudden
he ain't pretty enough. I done told you about the prettiest boy. - No the one you were trying to get me with was pretty and I've seen on the - [Steve] No he wasn't pretty. - I've seen him on the ground with some other celebrity chick. (audience cheers) Yeah - And you ain't gonna meet
nobody ain't got no damn body. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve - Who you know got
something, and got nobody. Like it just impossible. - It's true. Somebody,
everybody's had been with someone and done something. - You just gotta, you
gotta get to know 'em. I didn't tell you to, you just - These guys don't be trying
to get to know nobody. They just be trying to go to bed fast. I ain't got the time. - Oh y'all finna clap for that too. - It's true, it's true. I'm gonna be serious with you guys. It's true. With a lot of these - Like I don't know that I wrote the book about
it, I tried to tell y'all (audience laughs) - With a lot of these billionaire guys or these industry guys. - [Steve] You ain't coming
on this show no more. - They get stuff so They get stuff so fast, you all. They get stuff so fast that when they meet someone like me
that's like, you know, okay, you can't just buy me something and I'm gonna be thinking
you're the greatest guy in the world. I actually want a conversation. I want you to have interest in what I do, want you to actually
work to get to know me. They act like they don't know what to do because the easiest thing
that they've learned that works is to just
buy everybody everything. It's just like, I can
buy myself everything. I don't need, I don't need
you to buy me anything, love. The things that I need for
you is what money can't buy. (audience cheers and applauds) - I done had this talk show seven years. You ain't ever heard me tell one woman to do nothing she just said. Seven damn years. I have
said direct opposite. But Little Miss Fast over here - I'm hitting up all these women. - Little Miss Fast over here don't listen. Then when she go make the
mistake, then she come back. I did that. You didn't do damn a thing I told you - I did. I did, Steve I, okay, so tell me what
I need to do, Steve. What I need to do apparently - I said, this is what I told you. You need to make two lists
of what you will accept in a man and what you
will not accept in a man. - [Kiki] Okay. - I told you that - I did that. - No man is going to be
all of what you want. He does not exist. He exists, but he left. He's coming back. But we know not the hour or the day. (audience laughs) No. (audience cheers) Now. You take the don't list, and you make sure that the
don'ts don't outweigh the dos. There are some deal
breakers and there are not. Now, you can find a nice guy,
but he has to have a plan. He don't have to have a million yet, but he has to have a plan
to get somewhere close to that, because you make a lot of money. What you cannot do is be
taken care of nobody else. So, you can't give nobody your lifestyle. - [Kiki] Yeah. - He got to come in here with a lifestyle that you can put it together with. That's all I've ever said. - Okay, well, Steve, I'm with that. I'm with all those things. That's, that's, that's exactly me. But like you said, we don't know the hour
or the day or the month. So you know - That was a reference to Jesus. (audience laughs and cheers) - We'll praise the Lord. - [Steve] You see this, see this prop. - We'll praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. - Now you all saw just
firsthand what didn't happen with me and little Kiki
Palmer's relationship. I tell her one thing, she take
and go, well, we don't know. the hour or the day. We
ain't talkin' about Jesus. - I agree, Steve. I agree. I agree with the list. You know, I agree with
the dos and the don't. I agree with setting the
boundaries, setting hard lines but also understanding there's
room to grow, to breathe. And to making sure that person at the end of the day has the foundation of what you can grow with. And I'm down with, that's
all, that's, I'm with that. But when somebody shows me
that they're not with it, then they're out. They're outta here. They're out. They're out, Steve. They're out. They are done, Because the gag is, I
don't have time for games. (audience cheers) - Okay. - [Kiki] Okay. - I don't know what
scene that was from but, (audience laughs) I don't have time for games.
I don't have time for games. I said, all right little Eartha Kitt. (audience applauds) - Oh my God. - I love this girl right here. I love her. - Steve, we need to do a movie together. That's what we need to do. - What would the movie be about? - We need to do a comedy. I think something where
we could be con artists would be cool. - You in a new movie yourself. Now, you got this new
movie with Lee Daniels. - Yes. - That's out now. - Yes. (audience cheers and applauds) - The new movie's called Pimp. - Yes. - And I heard you had to gain 20 pounds of muscle for the role. - Yes. So it's like, you
know, it's kind of hard, for just how the female
body is to gain a bunch of bulk like that. So, it's like I had to decrease in weight and amp up in the muscle gain. Got the little tattoos. Those aren't real. - Nah man, your mom near
would've beat you half to death. - But I have tattoos. I love tattoos. - Really? - But then I get scared
cause I think about when all my elasticity goes in older age, will I just look like
a big old paint ball? - Oh, well I got news for you
since you brought that up. See, you should have asked Uncle Steve cause I could have told you. See, all y'all fall in
love with these tattoos. That's cause you young. Half the stuff you done put on your body, when you turn 40, you gonna
wish you never had it rolled on there. And yeah, gravity gonna take over. Cause right now, see y'all young. Your skin is sexy. Got a butterfly right here. You turn 50, the butterfly
going to be a moth. (audience laughs and cheers) - Steve, you scaring the heck outta me. - No, it's just called age baby. It's just called, just age gracefully. It's going to be wonderful. - Well you know what? Black doesn't crack. Maybe around 50 I can
get them all removed. - 50? (audience laughs) - I'll still be held
together at that point. I'll still be held together at 50. You think it'll go before 50? - You know, I'm 61 and I
ain't like, nothing like, - What? Steve! - Girl! (audience cheers) Hey listen, I wanna play a
game with you. Is that cool? - That is - All right I'm gonna ask you
a question and I want you to tell me the first answer
that comes to mind. - Okay. - This is my uncensored, rapid
fire questions right here. (upbeat music) All right, here we go. What was your New Year's resolution? - Oh, to put my balance in my life. Not always just working, but
try to have some personal time. - Okay. If you could have a dinner party with any celebrity, dead or
alive, who would you invite? - Whitney Houston, Michael
Jackson and Aaliyah. - Wow. (audience cheers) Wow. That's a good one. - It's good. - What's the last thing you do before you go to sleep? - Ah, get on my phone. I gotta stop that. It wakes me up. Did you guys know that?
If you look at the light on your phone before you go to bed, it actually makes it
that much more difficult for you to go to sleep? I gotta stop that. (audience laughs) - That is such a millennial problem. - I told you - It was some grown people went what? - Millennial diva. Come on. - Well quit looking at your phone then. What was the craziest DM you've received? - When I've dipped every now and then to respond to people
in the unfiltered ones, I've seen, you know, some blurred pictures that I
didn't want to tap to unblur. - Yeah. (audience laughs) Has a celebrity crush every
DMed that you didn't know about? - Yeah, sure. It's happened. It's happened to time or two. - Yeah, that's what I thought. That's why, that's why we - But with all these
screenshots in today's day, nobody's really doing all that, too much - [Steve] Screenshots? - Oh yeah. Somebody could screenshot you. Put you on blast. - [Audience Member] Woohoo (audience laughs) - [Kiki] They're putting
everyone on blast these days - Another millennial problem (audience cheers) All right, last one. What's one thing that
people don't know about you? - I have a potty mouth at times. - Oh, you cuss? - Yeah. (laughs) That's the best I can think
of that nobody would know. - Yeah, they don't know
that about me either. (audience laughs and cheers) Hey everybody, Kiki Palmer! (audience cheers) Hey, you can watch her on Berlin Station, Sunday nights at nine, only on Epics and make sure you check
out her movie Pimp, available now on all digital platforms. We'll be right back y'all. (upbeat music) Hey, you made it to the end of this video. I got a lot more that
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