Katya Zamolodchikova on Ring My Bell

hi i'm katya zamo java I'm a woman of grace and dignity and I'm on ring my bell and I am so thrilled and excited and enthusiastic to take your calls so call me what's your name and where you're calling from I mean Gabrielle that's my favorite name where you calling from I'm coming Pennsylvania any particular city region town village whoa shut the hell up roadkill PA if you knew what I was wearing you'd know that this was a faded thing this is destiny this is a coincidence but there are no coincidences that's the trick that's I have roadkill on my head right now I'm wearing a dead raccoon on my head yeah her name is Cheryl cocktail like she's like a character but I'm a woman if she character do you consider her like a side persona that's a good question well nowadays it's tough because when I started doing drag I only did like the Russian character but now I but now I think of myself as a multi-faceted woman like a spokesmodel for shampoo I'm like the high-end shampoo of drag and depending on which angle you catch it from it could be a different persona or character but it's always a woman it's always a it's always a woman pretty yet so much cough oh yeah did I say your name correctly at least man who are you my name is Lydia hi oh hi Lydia how are you doing how are you how are you feeling today how are you doing today with you treating would you say what's your truth truth yeah what's your life quickly though wait what is your major what do you study I study math oh cool that's sexy what kind of math do you like I don't know calculus what kind of integers are you in two whole numbers you like ratios like probability how about statistics I hate that fractions fractals vector love me yeah totally okay what AM L doing she's literally on my head right now oh my god yeah she's a mate she's going through a little bit right now but you know I'm sure forgot sorry exactly that's yeah we're gonna help her through it that was the beautiful belt you know what I'm working on currently I'm trying to get I'm trying to I am working on this party trick where I get my eyes to bleed I caught ya oh my god who are you what is your name this is Fran from Boston brand friend Fran Fran okay I've so many questions I haven't seen you in a while so let's let's let's let's not waste any time on pleasantries or greetings or whatever who was in your fantasy football league and why oh man um listen Tom Brady whether you like it or not is the best quarterback of this of this century okay this is not really something it's not emotional it's true am ia bad person let's say that I don't really like walking sports but I am no that's good it's better to do it's better to do then that's great actually you know you need to you need to live you need to live life in the fast lane you know you need to get your hands dirty you need to put your feet in the sand a very important question for you oh yeah go ahead do you remember your very first drag performance where was it what was it like how old were you did you fall on your face no I was three and I was I was cosplaying Oprah Winfrey and I had a talk show in my parents living room that's this is true and I I stuffed a pillow into like a muumuu and I interviewed neighbors and they didn't like it but I didn't care and that's the metaphor for my life you look great in that bathing suit and I'll see you soon I do hello what are you willing today where are you calling from and why is your name Nova Scotia Canada and my name is Joe he's always my favorite name if you could go through your life with unlimited cigarettes or living with a constant state of orgasm what would you choose I like it when they're easily queen running down my thighs and I need to quit smoking who are you my name is Joe hi Joe that's my favorite name what's where you calling from Maryland oh my god that's my favorite state we're on a roll Joe do you like Billy Joel yeah I do actually I hate Billy Joel that's that's we just hit a wall but let's continue it's okay we can overcome this yeah we can't when you're coming to Maryland I don't know we all come to your house if you want okay $35 all right let's do it okay I would love any contact with you yeah I feel the same way so I feel like we have something special and I don't want to I don't want to jeopardize that by knowing too much about you so I'm just gonna go now identify yourselves please oh my god hi what are you doing up so late waiting for you oh let me go sorry let me speak let me just let me speak in a language you can understand hello God nah oh my god I wanted to ask because you said ages ago but you just kind of like left after you did you know Russian lessons and stuff Hamas oh you actually got into drag like what appealed to drugs um well I was coerced into it by an uncle and um it's just sort of stuck it was kind of like a Stockholm Syndrome kind of thing his name was Gerard and he died about 18 years ago but we we had this very kind of tumultuous push and pull kind of give-and-take relationship and he would in the fall in New England you have a lot of you know the leaves falling you break them up and he would make these like quarter structural wigs out of these like fallen leaves and he put them on me and he called me Sarah and I just um you know I hated it at first I hated it at first because I didn't like to be objectified with this like dirty decaying detritus but um but eventually I came to like kind of grow quite fond of it and everything you know and the rest is history as they say no this is marine MacDougall at Western financial savings how are you would you like to open a checking account today what are you wearing who are wait okay you're on the move you're on the make you're on the go are you talking and driving no I'm not sure that's so great hi Domino's Pizza takeout or delivery will believe it cuz it's true what are you wearing really I'm wearing a bikini with Turtles on it what are you wearing oh good for you with your who's your favorite game of Thrones character I don't watch Game of Thrones okay you have to watch game but you can't you need to get on my level best show in television with your name my name is Michael Michael that's my favorite name Oh do you want to order the special with the hot chocolate my manager always be trippin he tells me to use water but I'm gonna use some fresh milk and cream for you okay so what do you do you yoga teacher oh my god what kind of yoga do you like to teach I teach dog ramose you're kidding me I love my song is my favorite I don't know I don't know if this is forward but I think I'm in love with you you're all season long a drag race you know I don't think big weight you know I just I want to interrupt you because you know what I'm thinking about right now I thinking about you I'm rubbing um oil all over my calves and thighs and just shoving my arms the Barbican dostana you know and then you just and then you yank my arms up and then you just you kind of like what just place them gently on your chin me yo Jamie I'm gently on my face and then I just kind of rolling then - instead of you I want you to manually Roche throw me in a circle roll me a circle and I'll pop up I'll pop up into cucit asana real good for you baby right now do you have a question I absolutely loved all season long your little when you would wax poetic about your runway looks okay absolutely favorite moments and the one that got me hopping out of my seat and snapping my fingers all the time was when you described yourself you you were saying I can't move the whole sense but you were saying they ended was saying 80% sex 20% disgusting and that just had me floored I just really wish there was like some kind of merchandise with that honor like a t-shirt okay well I'm gonna I'll do it then that's a great suggestion yes maybe maybe combined with one of the many images of you rolling your eyes up in the back of your head and grope in yourself this is great I thank you for the merchandising consultation I'm gonna take the situation back to my team and we will we will craft a wonderful thing and we'll sell it Drakon that's right mancom a particular days how old are you 39 oh that's a great age that's a great age that's a good age for me that's a good age for me are you um single no sorry I gotta go I'm so sorry life is not fair you know but nobody ever said it was so you Mary Stuart Masterson and don't forget to subscribe - Wow presents and also my channel

Channel: WOWPresents

Views: 632,531

Keywords: ring, katya, my, zamolodchikova, bell, world of wonder, world, wonder, WOW, WOW Presents

Id: zGbj6tsDuV4

Length: 12min 20sec (740 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2015