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that's why there's so much effort on my face personally and Lily's doing the yikes and coming out of a vagina face and Michael's not doing very much at all which is quite realistically what the real thing was like I thought wouldn't it be extra funny if we got a fully stripped stripping one a naked man cuz it's do me at that point they thought there's nothing more funny than a naked man which is an idea I think a naked man is very funny but in the real life often not as funny I mean please when will that referent balls leave leave these are sexy so brace yourselves on no just around me like a like a has a Harry Potter protective shear is this she likes me so much she gets so excited that she has to be that's happened to me with people that's probably her liking me so much she's about to your friend of mine was the doctor was like you know pop her mask on do you wanna do you want to have a look at this and I said yeah I hope they've not seen underworld so if I'm if I vomit either way if my leg falls off thank God so now there's a thought that possibly had was a rubber leg or of pretend which if I have I've kept it awfully quiet since that time to apologize now to my college boyfriend who I was so upset about that haircut that when it was over I'd punched him it's not awful just from a reflex in the shoulder not the face okay I think you look I guess another celebrity no I definitely look I look I look exactly like Ryan Reynolds like when sometimes I say a bus going by with a poster and I think downright hot oh wait it's not me it's also I never did that movie though how you see it weird right obviously he's not even like a sort of slightly girly boy bandit I bet he's like a big Canadian man I really see myself in him I can't be in the same room as him so one of us would I think explode something would happen I have had like boyfriends be in the same room as him when I wasn't there I feel really compromised and I feel like way too intimate no but they just feel like they've got like a special late they think they sort of know things about his undercarriage that they shouldn't but they don't I found myself in the elevator playing wait a second I've been in this elevator before elevators very familiar which never I'm not constantly saying that in elevators I've never said it you know we have this very romantic moment of what let's press floors and see what floor we end up on and if it's the same one we're meant to be together which is but I heard that you have very good fake sneeze I was duly jealous of people who had allergies when I was at school but at school I didn't have them so people would sneeze you know two or three hundred times and then get sent out of a science class yeah I had nothing I sort of worked up a really convincing sneeze and then tested it out hey presto outside I was doing something more fun because I give this sort of illusion there's matter in there and there isn't either an orgasm is innate of a sneeze or a sneeze is an eighth of an orgasm which way is it that's true medical facts no that's a fact it's definitely true I just can't fully agree which way round it is what I like what it says uh nose orgasm that sometimes I didn't get to see very often I I know for me it is very sensitive nose when I'm at home I like to really kind of open my mouth as it was so bleak I'm surprised I ever kissed anyone again and I was at a party and the person he wants to kiss me was American of course I called my mom I said I need to go home now I've had a horrible experience that's me well we tracked him down I'm too heavy little sniff of one of her socks while she's away actually I mainly did that to embarrass her I take if you leave home just know I'm gonna be going through her underwear drawer just huffing everything while you're gone I won't be going out I won't have a life just gonna be smelling your underpants on yourself it was time for Rob Lowe to propose to me via a smart and draw penis as a stamp no I won't marry anyone but I would give you the time of day if you drew a penis stem towards persons about there's rules for a horse question I do tend to travel with it just in case of a low moment or feel a bit depressed or you know you get some bad news or something like that generally get the horse on and you just cheer up immediate if it's a long shoot somewhere in Eastern Europe I think well there may be a bleak weekend alone and you know I might want to have a bit of a canter around the hotel it was in a very impromptu one because I'd I'd been if somebody falls asleep next to me it's dangerous because I like to glue beards to them or draw tattoos or whatever it is pirates the Carribean beard all that and I'd run out of things like that and and yet I was still after the rush of doing it I've got a little you know one of those chocolates that that you get by the bed oh you know and I thought how funny would it be if I just tucked it in between the person's buttocks oil area city it was really funny so halfway through the day at work there was there scuttled backwards to live and then the horror horror I've done this without even feeling it was my first time I ever rented one but not the most realistic but yes now I paid for that and you had to have it for three days it was a bit oppressive we had to keep me and Michael Sheen he's in the rabbit suit I can't remember why we were doing that at a bus stop my friend's husband dad is a judge in England and he had to make a law about whether or not it was legal to nail your own testicles to a picnic table there was a long debate it turned out it is illegal because of the inconvenience to other people unknown you know it's such a hassle having to call emergency services and and take the net out of the picnic table and whatever happened to their testicles I mean that's its own horrible Human Centipede Eve I just I do think it's a phase they're not conventionally attractive man phase oh that's your category and I still like that kind of magical thinking phase where I felt like I could sort of control things with my mind so I feel like I helped him win Wimbledon just by sort of squeezing my uterus a lot I was so just literally feel my fallopian tubes then going into a ball they keep messing a shot and I thought it was me making love like gorillas cuz your sex takes me to paradise it's not hard it's not hard it's not hard in the trouble having us an obsession with that part of the male body I like arranging fruit and veg into the core it's like I like the fruit version it's not like I'm obsessed with just all peoples ok gadget this it's funny if it's made out of public space not always funny in real life it's always funny if it's vegetables well it depend I don't know exactly I might excite you when you get your hotel room and they've got light cheese yellow hairy as well oh my god so went back to nail season like two she just must lose her mind oh I know reddit is the one where sometimes you can find pictures of porn stars with your own face on it I've been sent a few quite distressing photos of myself very busy actually not just sort of in a wicker chair naked but involved I see with more than one purpose I just immediately sent it to my mother with no explanation really offensively if I get a text back saying oh darling oh dear oh no Oh phew you've got hardwood floors and that's a carpet their real lives very smell like fall [Music] [Music]

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