Julia Roberts' Husband & James Have Lots in Common

>> James: JULIA YOU'RE MARRIED TO DANNY MOTEO. WHO I LOVE, THE BIG DOG I LOVE THAT CAT HIS NICKNAME IS THE BIG DOG? NO ONLY WITH HIM LAST TIME I SAW HIM I WAS CALLING HIM BIG YES YOU WERE REALLY? TAKE ME BEHIND THAT I AM JUST IMMIDIATLY FAMILIAR WITH HIM FOR NO REASON I LIKE THE CAT, I DIG THE MOTOR. THATS FOUR NICKNAMES ALREADY BIG DOG, BIG CAT, MOTO THE MOTOR HE'S ENGLISH. I NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING. >> James: WHAT WERE YOUR FIRST DATES LIKE WITH HIM? >> I THINK YOUR AFFECTION FOR HIM IS THAT YOU'RE MARRIED TO A JULIA. >> James: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, WE SING THE PAUL McCARTNEY SONG JULIA TOGETHER WHEN YOU WERE THERE IN THE REST ROOM, I LIKE THAT. >> I LIKE THAT. >> James:ATES LOT OF THAT. WE HANG OUT IN THE REST ROOM A LOT. WHAT WERE YOUR DATES LIKE WHEN YOU FIRST GOT TOGETHER? >> JUST, YOU KNOW, DINNER AND, I DON'T KNOW, GIGGLING. I THINK I TOLD HIM VERY EARLY I EAT A LOT OF FOOD. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE, LIKE, GO TO DINNER AND A COUPLE OF BITES OF A SALAD. I'M, LIKE, I AM FROM GEORGIA AND I WILL EAT AN ENTIRE MEAL. >> James: I SAID THAT TO MY WIFE. I SAID, I EAT A LOT AND SHE SAID, NO (BLEEP)! ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) YOU'RE THE DATING MAESTRO, YOU'RE IN THE WORLD. WHAT'S SOMETHING A YOUNG MAN CAN DO TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON A DATE? >> SPEAK BREATHLESSLY INTO A MICROPHONE. >> NEVER GO INTO A BATHROOM WITH A GUY NAMED BIG (BLEEP). ( LAUGHTER ) STRAIGHT OFF THE BAD, SEEMS LIKE A STRONG -- >> James: WHAT I'M SAYING, IT'S NOT JULIA THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON. >> MY HUSBAND IS NOT EVEN HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF. >> HE'S NOT EVEN HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF HE HAS SUCH HUGE (BLEEP). >> James: HE'LL BE HATING THIS! >> I'LL COME HOME AND HE'LL BE WHYED DID YOU TALK ABOUT MY PERFECT PENIS? THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS! ( LAUGHTER ) THIS CAN'T BE ON TV IS IT? >> James: IT'S ON TV.

Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden

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Length: 2min 35sec (155 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 04 2017