- THAT'S FABULOUS.
- THANK YOU. - HEY, JULIA.
- HI, BABE. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THAT'S HILARIOUS. YOU THOUGHT-- - ALL RIGHT, I WAS LAUGHING
SO HARD AT THOSE TATTOOS, BUT IT'S--IT'S SAD. IT'S FUNNY,
AND THEN YOU GO, "OH." - YEAH.
- RIGHT? - YEAH,
"YOU ONLY LIFE ONCE." THAT WAS REALLY... - OH, IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
- THAT IS A SHAME. - BUT HOW ABOUT THE HAIRY CUFF
ABOVE THE WATCH? I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, THE HAIR IS GONNA GROW NOW
THROUGH THAT WATCH. - IT'S GONNA BE A HAIRY
WATCH FACE, YEAH. OR--YEAH, HE HAS TO KEEP
SHAVING IT, OBVIOUSLY. - UGH.
- YEAH. DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO? - YES, I HAVE A FEW.
- REALLY? - YES.
- WHERE ARE THEY? - AREN'T YOU JUST RETHINKING ME
COMPLETELY RIGHT NOW? - YES. YOU'RE NOT WHO I THOUGHT
YOU WERE, JULIA. WHAT ARE THEY OF,
AND WHERE ARE THEY? LET'S SEE THEM. - WELL, SOME THING
I CAN TELL YOU THE ANSWER TO, AND SOME THINGS
I'LL TELL YOU LATER. - OKAY,
TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN NOW. - I HAVE MY--
ALL MY CHILDREN'S NAMES AND MY HUSBAND'S INITIALS. - OH, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO COMMIT
TO HIS NAME? [laughter] - WELL, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
IT WAS-- WE WERE BRAVE OR IDIOTIC, BECAUSE IT WAS BEFORE
WE GOT MARRIED. - OH...THAT YOU PUT
YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES ON? [laughter] "IF WE HAVE KIDS,
I'M GONNA PUT..." - IT'S ALL COMING BACK
TO ME NOW HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED AND STUPID I FEEL
WHEN I SIT HERE. YOU'RE SO SHARP. - NO, TELL ME ABOUT-- SO YOU GOT YOUR HUSBAND'S
INITIALS BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED, AND HE GOT YOURS? [laughter] WHERE ARE THEY? - THIS HAPPENED LAST TIME TOO. - I KNOW. I LIKE IT. HERE. - OH, THANK YOU.
- OKAY. HEY, JULIA, SHE GAVE ME--
SHE GAVE ME THESE SHOES BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE, WHICH IS ONE OF THE REASONS
I COULDN'T DANCE TODAY, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT EASY
TO DANCE IN. THEY'RE WOODEN. THEY'RE SLIPPERY AS CAN BE,
AND I WOULD HAVE BROKEN MY NECK. BUT LUCKILY,
WE HAD GOOD DANCERS. - BUT HERE'S WHAT'S FUNNY. - WHAT? - I WAS IN MY DRESSING ROOM, AND SHE CAME OUT
TO START HER SHOW, AND I WENT,
"OH, CRAP. SHE ALREADY HAS THOSE SHOES." [laughter] - YOU REALLY THOUGHT
THAT YOU GOT ME-- - I'M LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE." - NO, I HURRIED UP
AND PUT STUFF ON THEM TO TRY TO KEEP THEM
FROM SLIPPING, BUT THEY'RE STILL TOO SLIPPERY,
BUT THEY'RE GREAT SHOES. WHO'S--
LET'S SAY THE WOMAN'S NAME, BECAUSE THESE ARE COOL. - ANGIE.
- OKAY. - IF I HAD MY GLASSES ON... "THE OFFICE OF ANGELA SCOTT"
IS HER STAMP. ISN'T THAT COOL? - THEY'RE VERY COOL. - AND THEY'RE HANDMADE.
AND THEY'RE GORGEOUS, AND MY BEST FRIEND PAIGE
SENT ME A PAIR, AND I SAID, "I'M GONNA GET
A PAIR OF THESE FOR ELLEN BEFORE I GO ON THE SHOW." - ISN'T THAT SWEET? THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR DOING THAT. - AND WITH YOUR RED SOCKS,
YOU COULD... - IT WOULD HAVE BEEN, LIKE,
SLIPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
