NOW THEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST
THOUGHT WHEN I WATCHED THAT TRAILER? HOW TO DEFINE GOOD ACTING IS
ACTING WHILE YOU'RE EATING. BECAUSE IF YOU NOTICE, IN THE
LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAW, I'M EATING THE WHOLE TIME. SO, LIKE, WE COULD HAVE AN
INTERVIEW WITH WE'RE JUST GOING, "SO, JOSH, TELL ME HOW THINGS
ARE GOING." AND I GO, "IT'S GOING REALLY
GOOD." THAT'S GREAT ACTING. >> Stephen: COULD WE GET THIS
GUY SOME FOOD, PLEASE, HUMMUS AND CHIPS. >> BRING SOME FOOD IN. >> Stephen: YEAH, I'M GOG TEST
YOUR ACTING CHOPS IN JUST A MINUTE. >> THANKS. >> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, YOU-- YOU-- WE HAD A GOOD TIME. >> WE HAD A VERY GOOD TIME. >> Stephen: IT WAS ONE OF THE
WILDER INTERVIEWS I'VE EVER DONE. >> SERIOUSLY? THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE? I FIND YOU A DANGEROUS HUMAN
BEING. >> Stephen: I'M A DANGEROUS
HUMAN BEING? >> A DANGEROUS COMEDIAN, WHICH I
ENJOY THOROUGHLY. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU EVEN HAVE
YOUR PANTS ON RIGHT NOW. >> Stephen: WHAT? >> NOTHING. >> Stephen: I THINK WE GOT
YOUR SHIRT OFF LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. AND YOU WEREN'T AS BUFF AS YOU
ARE RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
COME ON. WHAT! >> I DIDN'T DO THAT LAST TIME. SEE EVERY TIME --
>> Stephen: DOWCH DO YOU WANT SO CHEST HAIR? >> GO FOR IT. >> Stephen: OH, YEAH, OH,
YEAH, THERE YOU GO. >> ANY FOOD? >> Stephen: FOOD'S COMING. >> WHERE'S THE FOOD? HERE, BRING THE FOOD OUT. BRING THE FOOD OUT. >> Stephen: WELL, LISTEN--
BRING IT OUT HERE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> LET'S DO A SCENE TOGETHER. >> Stephen: PRESSLES! >> GU. GUFIRST. >> Stephen: OKAY. >> READY? NOW JUST START THE SCENE. DO ANY SCENE. >> Stephen: ANY SCENE? <i>( LAUGHTER )
I KNEW IT WAS YOU, FREDO.</i> >> YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ME,
AND I'M NOT FREDO. <i>( LAUGHTER )
THAT WAS PRETTY--</i> <i>( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: AND-- AND SCENE. THAT'S IMPROV 101, MY FRIEND. >> I GOTTA TELL YOU, I SAW HOW
NERVOUS YOU GOT-- I SAW HOW NERVOUS YOU GOT WHEN I SAID, "DO
A SCENE," NOT THAT IT'S ME BUT ACTING IN GENERAL. BUT YOU KILLED IT, MAN, YOU
KILLED IT. <i>( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK
YOU. >> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME WATER? >> NO, I'M OKAY. <i>( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. >> IT'S LIKE I'M IN A DESERT
RIGHT NOW, DUDE. >> Stephen: SURE. WELL, PEOPLE ARE CALLING THIS
"THE SUMMER OF BROALEN." YOU HAVE "THE DEADPOOL." YOU'RE CABLE IN "DEADPOOL." YOU'RE THANOS-- IS THAT OKAY? IS THAT ALL RIGHT? THAT'S NOT WATER. >> I GOT IT. >> Stephen: AND NOW YOU GOT
"SICARIO," YOU GOT "SICARIO" HERE. >> I'M LUCKY. >> Stephen: YOU ARE CLEARLY--
CLEARLY DRIVEN, DEDICATED ACTOR. AND YOU'RE A DRIVEN DEDICATED
LIFTER. I SAW HOW JACKED YOU GOT TO PLAY
CABLE. >> I DID. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HERE? I WAS FAT. >> Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE
FAT. >> IT'S NOT A DEROGATORY WORD. >> Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE
FAT. >> I WAS. >> Stephen: IT WAS JUST A LOT
OF BROLIN TO LOVE. >WE ARMED
WRESTLE BACK THEN. >> WE DID. >> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO DO
IT AGAIN? >> YES. <i>( APPLAUSE )
SO I WAS-- I WAS 240 THEN.</i> >> Stephen: 240 EXPWROO I'M
200 NOW. SO TOGETHER WE'RE, LIKE, A
BRUTAL 310. >> Stephen: READY? OKAY, GRAB THIS RIGHT HERE. ON THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE, GO. >> I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS
LAST TIME, MY HIMSELF LOOKED THAT BIG. BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. SERIOUSLY, LOOK ME IN THE EYE. LOOK ME IN THE PUPIL. IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL ELEMENT. <i>( LAUGHTER )
DON'T LAUGH.</i> READY? READY? WHAT WAS THAT? >> Stephen: I'M GETTING MY
ELBOW. I HAVE TO FREE UP THE ARM, BABY. I HAVE TO FREE UP--
>> DID YOU THIS LAST TIME. IT'S A FULL DISTRACTION
TECHNIQUE. AND I'M NOT BUYING IT PAL. HERE WE GO. GO. HOLY GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOD! OH NO! OH NO! >> Audience: STEPHEN! STEPHEN! >> I JUST-- I LITERALLY-- MY
LABRIUM WENT LIKE THAT. HOW ARE YOU. >> Stephen: ARE A GOOD ACTOR. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> Stephen: I'M 54 YEARS OLD. >> REALLY? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 50. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHY YOU
BEAT ME. THE ELBOW IS THE FIRST THING
THAT GOES IN THE MID-50s. THEY SAID I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
COMB MY HAIR AGAIN. THAT'S A TRIUMPH THAT I COULD
ARM WRESTLE YOU AT ALL. >> CAN I TELL YOU THE HONEST
TRUTH. >> Stephen: YEAH. >> MY ARM ACTUALLY HURTS RIGHT
NOW. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> I'M NOT KIDDING. >> Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU
THE HONEST TRUTH? I WASN'T TRYING. YOU'RE THE GUEST! CBS SAYS I HAVE TO LET YOU WIN. <i>( APPLAUSE )
>> WHEN I LEAVE, YOU WILL BE</i> LEFT WITH YOUR SHAME. >> Stephen: I-- I-- I CAME
WITH MY SHAME. THAT'S WHAT I BRING TO THIS
INDUSTRY-- SHAME. >> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO TALK
ABOUT A MOVIE OR SOMETHING? >> Stephen: OH, WE CAN, WE
CAN. WE'RE NOT BROADCAST ANYTHING OF
THIS. TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW. TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW. LET ME ASK, BEFORE WE GET TO THE
MOVIE "SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO," INCREDIBLE MOVIE. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: FIRST MOVIE, SO
MANY QUESTIONS THAT WEREN'T ANSWERED ABOUT SICARIO, WHAT
DOES IT MEAN? WHICH CHARACTER IS SICARIO? >> YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE
DENSE BUT-- <i>( LAUGHTER )
SICARIO MEANS HIT MAN AND</i> BENICIO WAS THE SICARIO. IT'S NOT A TOUGH WORD WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT. PEOPLE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE
WORD. KIND OF LIKE "NO COUNTRY FOR OLD
MEN." KIND OF LIKE, PEOPLE SAID,
"YOU'RE SO GREAT ABOUT OLD COUNTRY MEN." AND NOW SAY THEY YOU WERE GREAT
IN "SCARIO." I'M LIKE IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT
THAT, THAT'S FINE. AS LONG AS YOU PAY THE TICKET
PRICE. <i>( LAUGHTER )
YEAH, SO, EXWAIRKS UNANSWERED--</i> LET ME INTERVIEW YOU. UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT
SICARIO-- I ALMOST (BLEEP). <i>( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU --</i> >> THE WORD I'VE NEVER USED, THE
"F" WORLD. >> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR YOUTH AND YOUR RUGGEDNESS. I UNDERSTAND YOU GREW UP ON A
RANCH WITH ANIMALS ON IT. >> I DID. >> Stephen: DID YOU HELP
BIRTH-- DID YOU HELP BIRTH MOUNTAIN LIONS? >> YES, SIR. >> Stephen: YES YAND HOW AND
IS THAT LEGAL? >> MY MOTHER RAN A WILDLIFE WAY
STATION, SHE TOOK WILD ANIMALS -- ANIMALS THAT HAD BEEN
ILLEGALLY TAKEN OUT OF THE WILD, SHE WOULD NURSE THEM BACK TO
HEALTH OR FIND A ZOO. WE HAD MOUNTAIN LIONS, WE HAD
CHIMPANZEES, WE HAD LIONS -- >> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU
WHEN YOU HELPED TO BIRTH THESE MOUNTAIN LIONS? >> SEVEN, EIGHT. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
RUGGED. THIS GUY, THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. OKAY, SEE THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. THANOS. OKAY. I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT. LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE-- LAST
TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU SAID, "YOU USED TO KNOW HIM." >> I DID. I KNEW HIM A LITTLE BIT. I USED TO, LIKE, TAKE PRIDE IN
IT BUT -- >> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT OF
FALLING OUT. PEOPLE HAVE COLPAIRED THANOS TO
TRUMP IN SOME WAYS. DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU SEE THAT AT ALL? >> NOT THE CHIN REALLY-- OR
MAYBE THE CHIN BECAUSE IT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE A (BLEEP) SACK. >> Stephen: LITTLE BIT, LITTLE
BIT. CBS-- CBS MIGHT WANT TO BLUR
THAT IN BROADCAST TONIGHT. <i>( LAUGHTER )
ANY OTHER WAYS.</i> HE'S A LEADER, STRONG WILLED. >> HE IS STRONG WILLED, BUT IF
YOU LOOK AT IT-- THAT WAS WHAT WAS FUN ABOUT THE MOVIE. PEOPLE SAW THE MOVIE AND FELT
SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS HIM-- NOT EVEN SYMPATHETIC BUT THEY HAD A
MULTITUDE OF REACTIONS TO HIM, NOT EVEN HE'S THE WORST GUY IN
THE UNIVERSE. BUT HIS INTENTION, IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, HIS INTENTION WAS THERE'S AN OVER-ABUNDANCE OF
POPULATION AND THERE'S LIMITED RESOURCES SO WHAT HE'S DOING IS
ACTUALLY RIGHT, RIGHT. >> Stephen: HE COULD ALSO USE
THE GLOVE TO DOUBLE THE RESOURCES. >> HE COULD, BUT HE DIDN'T THINK
OF THAT AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE --
>> Stephen: HE RUSHED TO MURDERING HALF OF --
>> BECAUSE HE'S TOO CALLOUS. THE MANIFESTATION IS CALLOUS. >> Stephen: I SEE. >> IF YOU LOOK AT TRUMP, I THINK
THAT, YES, THERE ARE BORDER PROBLEMS AND EVERY BORDER HAS
PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE COMING OVER, OVERPOPULATION AND LIMITED
RESOURCES AND ALL THAT. BUT HOW IT'S MANIFESTED,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BRING CHILDREN INTO IT, IS EXTREMELY
CALLOUS. >> Stephen: THERE IT IS. <i>( APPLAUSE )
I'LL BUY THAT.</i> CAN YOU-- THE VOICE-- LET ME ASK
THE VOICE OF THANOS. OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF THAT IS
C.G.I. NO, IT'S NOT. >> Stephen: YOU'RE JACKED,
YOU'RE JACKED, BUT YOU'RE NOT THANOS JACKED. >> YES, I AM. >> Stephen: NO, YOU'RE NOT. >> YES, I AM. >> Stephen: BECAUSE IF I
LASTED THAT LONG AGAINST THANOS, THEN I'M CAPTAIN AMERICA. >> I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU. >> Stephen: CAN YOU DO THE
VOICE? OR IS THE VOICE-- IS THE VOICE
AFFECTED? >> YEAH, I CAN DO-- IT'S ME,
DUDE. IT'S NOT ALL C.G.I. I DID THE JOB. I GOT PAID FOR IT. <i>( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: WOULD YOU BE
WILLING TO READ SOME OF TRUMP'S TWEETS AS THANOS? >> TRUMP'S TWEETS? <i>( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: ONE, TWO, THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. >> ONE, TWO, THREE. YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT. LOOK, NOW IT'S LIKE GRAMPA
THANOS. <i>( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: OKAY, NOW--
>> IT WOULD SEEM-- NO. >> Stephen: AND NOW THANOS,
THE MAD TIGHTEN WILL READ DONALD TRUMP'S TWEETS. >> IT WOULD SEEM VERY HARD TO
OBSTRUCT JUSTICE FOR A CRIME THAT NEVER HAPPENED. WHICH HUNT. >> Stephen: I'LL BUY IT, I'LL
BUY IT. <i>( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES ON MY FIRST TRY, I THINK THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS NOT SMART,
BUT GENIUS. <i>( LAUGHTER )
AND A VERY STABLE GENIUS AT</i> THAT. <i>( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: THAT'S VERY
THANOS. AND, OF COURSE, LET'S-- LET'S
BRING IT HOME. >> MAGA. <i>( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: "SICARIO: DAY OF THE</i> SOLDADO" IS IN THEATERS JUNE 29. THE MAN IS JOSH BROLIN,
EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUTH
NEGGA.
I love Brolin as an actor but I've never actually watched any interviews. He's quite a funny guy actually
I enjoyed Brolin trying to snap Colbert, very silly fun moment
"Genius."
The best Trump Tweets was the one with Andy Serkis. He did the Gollum voice. Seeing Andy Serkis as Gollum saying "What's covfefe precious?" Was something I didn't know I needed in my life.
It was alright, but I don't think he brought the voice back fully.
2018.
Year of the Brolin.
God, wear me like an Infinity Gauntlet, daddy. 😍😍😍
Thanos: If Gamorra wasn’t my daughter, I’d probably date her
It’s weird how well it mashes together