Jonas DS (STREAM 1) - Salty

okay so this game this game I didn't own this prior I recently went to a VG C which is the video game convention it's literally called a video game convention and they had a lot of people selling a bunch of used games and I got this one got this one for $1 if you look on the top right you could tell that they had other price tags on it but they they kept marking it down and down in town so I bought this this is called Jonas if you don't know who the Jonas Brothers are they're a band and they sing songs that's really all they do they're not a band anymore I think they actually recently got back together but that's not important who cares they were pretty heavily affiliated with Disney in the Disney Channel they had a they had their own show on the Disney Channel and stuff like that so that was pretty cool Allah I like Disney let's take a look at the back let's take a look at the panic live the rock star life with Jonas play is Nick Joe and Kevin strike the right guitar chords and power up your world tear up the stage with Jonas in six concerts what the band name is nowhere on this they're the Jonas Brothers not just Jonas am I missing something where they like just called Jonas at one point or could they not use could they not use any of that oh hey look there there's a website Jonas video game comm I'm gonna see ww Jonas video game dot-com let's see if this works nah it just redirects you to the normal Disney video games page it doesn't matter I was I was gonna show if if it came up you think that there's a web archive of it let me let me see if I can bring it up on the wayback machine I would love to see this website what kind of content would be on that website [ __ ] Jonas video game calm Jonas video game game.com browse history there's probably like no archives at this oh wait I think there might be there might be archives of this way uh maybe maybe wait ah no I don't think that there's a proper archive of this site that makes me so mad this is a piece of history that has now lost a time what the [ __ ] whatever [ __ ] [ __ ] you anyway I also just thought I'd like to share the inside of the instruction booklet real quick I thought that you guys might enjoy this they have they have the the first page is about getting started number one make sure the power switch is off make sure make sure the DES is off guys you don't want it on when you put in the the little cartridge you don't want that to happen no no no insert the Disney Jonas game card on the Nintendo DS slot turn the power switch on note the Disney Jonas game card is designed for the Nintendo DS system don't put it in any other systems don't slap that [ __ ] in your PSP boys and girls please read and accept the health and safety screen by touching the bottom screen if the game does not automatically launch select the Disney Jonas game icon from the DS launch screen will do all right who's ready for the Jonas nope no brothers just just Jonas here we go Disney Interactive Studios they had so much involvement in this Oh [Music] oh no no blah blah blah blah blah blah blah there's no new game there's no new game option blah blah blah blah we're gonna become a d gamer yeah become a d gamer yeah yes yes uh uh oh man I hope my username isn't taken no [ __ ] [ __ ] yes yes memorize the four digit code you are about to create from now on it'll be used as your quick login okay nobody used my Mike Mike quick login okay no nobody's steal this you could steal my identity this is like my social security number but for Disney what is that noise can you guys hear that listen to the noise that it makes when I switch when I switch options they just got a [ __ ] intern in the sound room and they were like man we need some sort of sound effect or when we switch options on this menu hey hey Jim Jimmy Jimmy come over here yeah yeah Jimmy come come into the sound recording booth can you like make like a noise like be weak be weak that's perfect that that's perfect oh my god thank you is this sound okay by the way it's a little bit uh weird on my end Billy see we do we wait what what's the name of that thing that thing in the water like that helps like helps like you know you it's it's a it's that thing that floats in the water in the ocean uh uh a buoy yeah yeah it's it's a buoy yeah Thank You Disney Oh Oh what is this what is this me me my avatar Billy Billy I will never get tired of that boy okay you know how I said I would never get tired of that noise I've gotten tired of that noise face I'm gonna make this look as close to me in real life as possible so this is the closest you guys will ever get to a face reveal okay you ready I'm gonna chime gonna try my best with with the options I'm given so I have blue eyes well probably not that blue man they have a lot of options actually damn okay okay that looks like me they just ripped some of these from the me creator do they have like a one that has like a big schnoz I think the biggest that we can get is that Billy where the [ __ ] is my phone oh [ __ ] we got a donation and I didn't realize [ __ ] wait go back I should probably have pop-ups enabled on stream whoopsie if Sonic Adventure was remade should oh wait this is by king dumpster Dracula you donated three bucks thank you if Sonic Adventure was remade should they keep the original voices also I eat all the beans even the toxic ones I think that they should keep all of the dialogue if they remake it because honestly the dialogue is just adding to the charm it's so horrible um let's take a look-see here out what am i doing sorry I was just checking my audio on my [ __ ] phone anyway I can't make up my eyebrows [ __ ] green would you like to save your avatar no no no not yet wait [ __ ] it just undid all my [ __ ] progress Billy where are depressed eyes there they are perfect all of these eyebrow options look exactly the same mouth what color is your mouth ooh you that's gross muy oh my god oh my god look at that oh I can only put them those up the mouth up and down damn it well I could scale it oh my god oh my god small nose oh that's as small as I can make it big eye small eyebrows rotate oh my god you ever just see a child come up to you and go like hey mister check what I can do okay saved yes okay time to do the body but also I got another donation [ __ ] salty actually has green eyebrows Thank You Caillou it's it's true my eyebrows are green I could be a bad but all I could be karate I could be sans wait oh no I can't change the colour Oh police brutality I'm gonna be smashed pants my God look look at the pants options and look at this option it's literally sans on the bottom screen look the blue the blue jacket with the white hands and then the blue pants shorts with with the [ __ ] bony legs bro bro this game was ahead of its time Wow if you like this costume you lease all the gear you currently have yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Mike what's my gear the gear menu is unavailable while wearing this costume choose a different top no I will not look how powerful I am my what's my stuff d gamer honors at the guitar riff achievement awesome you successfully triggered an action riff I did nothing what why do I have this this achievement I haven't even played the game yet my god all right this was fun let's actually get to the game now preowned no uh actually no this is pre-owned because I bought it I'd like a little garage sale convention chat with friends it said shout with friends I want to chat with friends main menu touch Nick Joe or Kevin to select performance story mode or mini-games play all the minigames that you unlocked in story mode story mode play as Jonas and help them manage their busy lives as rockstars and high school students performance sorry no Jonas Brothers performances are available select story mode incomplete episode one to unlock the first performance alright let's do it keeping it real start start the game yep what what is happening right now oh my god a fastest [ __ ] boy yeah look how fast he runs Jesus Christ I kind of make it to Prague but I also got to perform at this concert man huh why does he run like this look look at this run animation oh I got Jonas points okay what what what what's happening right now I'm losing my Jonas points oh it's like a little mini game this is bizarre where does that Stella Vater go anyway I'm sorry did you just have an aneurysm wait is that is that the guy from stranger things that looks like [ __ ] Dustin from stranger things look at it look at him look at his character model it's just it from stranger thing how strange is this thing I don't mean to keep talking to you yes I'm even faster Jesus Christ this is faster than a [ __ ] Sonic game my god look at this man go I'm just having fun just [ __ ] running around like an idiot touch oh I got more Jonah's points god I wish I knew what was going on right now you know for a story mode it doesn't seem to be telling me anything that's happening Stella Vader needs a power boost enter inside okay okay so like you have to like press the certain buttons along with strumming I have a lot so much Jonah's points yeah Jonas Brothers don't work why is there a conveyer belt in my house this is legit a [ __ ] Sonic the Hedgehog level how do I get up there there's got to be a way up there okay seriously how do I get up there I could switch I could switch brothers okay guys which brother should I be should I be Geoffrey Billy or Staniel I don't know any of these guys as names what is like Kevin Billy you should be Jonas there they're all Jonas you're Jonas you're Jonas you're Jonas I'm Jonas is there any other Jonas Brothers we should know about okay I'm this brother now oh they all have different running animations oh look at this stupid [ __ ] go okay what about you now you have a pretty good running animation but I'm still digging the the first guy look out look how fast his legs go look in comparison his running animation here looks like he has a stick up his ass it's like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I gotta go white my ass [ __ ] ah yep that's right guys we've devolved into potty humor I mean honestly we didn't have that much of a high bar to begin with let's let's be real okay it says I have to go this way so okay up the ladder oh I have a thing on the top left to-do list map returning a hug why can i scroll like line-by-line on the top screen okay none of this is helpful what do i oh great I love great no can I can it push the crate push the crate Jonas no push the no stop push the do do that that did nothing how do I push the crate how I'm trying to push the crate I can't push the crate guys I need to push the crate to get up there but I I don't how do I push the crate am I gonna have to read the instruction booklet I'm gonna read the instruction booklet touch screen select and accept with the stylus game controls touch screen tap drag and select with the stylus press Start to pause or open up the cell phone menu limited warranty Disney Interactive Studios warrants the original consumer purchaser of the game card that the medium on which the game card has recorded shall be free from defects and materials and workmanship for a period of 90 days from the original date of purchase the game card is sold as is without express or implied warranty of any kind Disney Interactive Studios is not responsible for any losses or damages of any kind resulting from the use of this game card if a defect occurs during this 90-day warranty period Disney Interactive Studios will either repair or replace a Disney Interactive Studios option the game card free of charge in the event that the game card is no longer available Disney Interactive Studios may and it's sold expression replace the game card with a game card of comparable value the original purchaser is entitled to the warranty only if the date of purchase is registered at the point-of-sale or with the consumer can demonstrate to it Disney Interactive Studios reasonable satisfaction that the product was purchased within the last 90 day period if you need to replace a user damaged game card please call the number listed on the telephone support there is a $20 fee to replace a user damaged game card okay so that didn't help at all game hints and tips okay here we go game hints and tips are available at our customer support website to access game hints and tips online point your browser to disney.com slash videogames and click on support' okay if you'd like to if you like to telephone support okay here we go you may contact customer support at this number if you need additional information our customer support staff for the US and Canada is available monday through friday at 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. [ __ ] [ __ ] it's 12 a.m. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] well now we can't call them okay anybody have any ideas how to push this crate how this entire let's play is just gonna be me trying to push this [ __ ] great lr triggers I'm pressing all the buttons by the way you have to pull it no [ __ ] way are you kidding me that's [ __ ] that didn't work before this sucks well how do I get the conveyor belt to stop don't have to Jonas it up let's Jonas it up okay that did nothing great my [ __ ] ate this no stop you were pushing it fine before stop okay push come on don't have to Jonas it up again Jonas it up okay what do I do Reverb complete aha puzzle-solving [ __ ] [ __ ] my powers running my power is failing go go go go No the controls suck I have to get this stupid crate okay let's try that again No get off the crate okay we did it okay now push the crate yes yes we're doing it yes brilliant we did it oh and this this one requires a different this one requires the other Jonah's power okay here we go Jonah's power activate innovative gameplay okay well I know I know what I gotta do not that get off of the crate I wonder if the developers of this even know who like the Jonas Brothers are okay bill we got to develop this game all right so who are the Jonas Brothers yeah they're like a musical group we could make like a rhythm game or how about this how about we make a game where you push crates but wouldn't a rhythm game make more sense er yeah but like don't you want to push a bunch of crates wouldn't that be funny I mean it would be pretty funny sir get on the crate it's great time the music is melting my brain dude imagine imagine listening this on full-blast like I am let's fix this generator by singing a cool song about friendship complete you fixed the generator by jamming out our first cutscene and we're about 20 minutes into the game computer activate welcome home Jonas Brothers hey computer all right it's one of those see that was no problem at all Frankie I'm surprised your normal kids routine has lasted this long I bet it doesn't last the day oh well we'll be normal kids alright we better get going or we'll be late what's happening let's get our school uniforms from this televator what is happening should I like know these characters my god he's he's a posing he's a posing my god I don't think I need a tutorial on this I could have used the tutorial at the start of the [ __ ] game customize your Jonas Brothers I can't drag it on to him dude Apollo justice from Phoenix right it's Apollo justice guys can I dress them all up as Apollo justice [ __ ] I can [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] is this what white is a bulletproof vest a style option this is supposed to be like a disney game for kids style factor two stars out of three my god I customized my Jonas with the plaid top and an Apollo justice cosplay unless we not forget a bulletproof [ __ ] vest I really like how the bulletproof vest has a style factor of two stars and the Apollo justice outfit has a snuggle factor of one star you're telling me that this is a more fashionable choice get the [ __ ] out of here oh my god I'm gonna wear this the entire game oh my god mr. Jonas Brother get down somebody's gonna try to assassinate the Jonas Brother live on stage he needs to be protected who's Joe Jonas brother - got him oh by the way if any mods are in chat if you can add the list of banned phrases if you could just add to the list of banned phrases Joe and Joe mama so that if anybody says them they get immediately banned thank you Oh time for school hurry or you'll be late thanks thank you save the game yes saving data yeah I'll keep playing the game guys this might just be a full playthrough bathroom No how do I leave I have to go to school oh wait but wait I already used the oh wait I got to put my school uniform on schoolbag schoolbag schoolbag face mask this guy is ready it's ready for anything what are you telling me I can't go to school dressed like this somebody screencap this and and put the subtitle in impact font you have entered the comedy area Thanks I still have to dress properly okay what are the school shirts a NYX this is his blazer Kevin okay so I'm all ready to go for school right yes did it okay time to leave is going on let's go to school I called the remote control in the limo mom said no limo Joe we're supposed to keep it real remember our limos not real are you sure she said no limo maybe she said no emo on the way to school Oh Kevin you stupid idiot that's not what she said stupid dumb idiot [ __ ] that is cool this town is full of fans who are absolutely fanatical about Jonah's problem is they also want a few souvenirs like your sleeves I so keep your distance fans will start to chase you if you get too close hey lady Jonah's fan no time to stay in chat fans will try to grab and pull your outfit if they get close enough this causes wear and tear on your style rub the touchscreen with the stylus to break free from the fans oh my god this is a horror game this is terrifying [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] where do I go oh down here [ __ ] collect gold hearts and use them to purchase clothing use the amp'd riff to get gold hearts from fans try getting lots of fans in one spot to earn more gold hearts the reward may be worth the risk if you can pull it off come on chase me yeah here we go we got one yep come on come on chase me [ __ ] come on come on yes perfect ooh let's do it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I need I need more jams did they stop chasing me uh uh oh my god they like spring at you oh my god uh-huh come get me [ __ ] no I don't care let's jam it up for real yeah [ __ ] this really is just like a Sonic game complete please tell me it's just gonna be like the school sections in persona 5 good job guys see we can walk to school like regular high school students you guys were like chased by a mob of fans I miss the limo and the jacuzzi and the guy in the limo who hands me an iced tea relax you're just going through limo withdrawal we can get through this hi oh I'm sorry Jonas what the [ __ ] just happened hey guys we've got a problem [Music] Maci stayed up the all night updating the jodas fansite again well she forgot to pick up clothing donations for her family's vintage shop nieces pieces you guys have a bazillion old outfits at home yeah we could join ate all of Kevin's clothes Hey I'm standing right here Oh Kevin you [ __ ] guns stop by later we'll have plenty of clothes for you it's time to brother get ready to Jonas your brothers bro did we even go to class no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] the map just ends my god I'm just I wish I had something to say but I really don't right now I got some mad Jonas points mom's getting all your old clothes ready to donate to Mises pieces hurry home and lender and okay back home early for a change complete radical I'm a Jonas brother hey you're home early for a change and just in time think you could lend me a hand with the morning dishes please tell me that this is a minigame please Oh God oh [ __ ] please yes when I think Jonas Brother I think washing my [ __ ] dishes wash the dirty dishes and grab the tool that has the same color as the messes on the dishes wash quickly to get a higher score don't take too long or the dish will scroll out of the touchscreen be a mop Francis school we look like a fool washing dishes is cool but again just go to school I'm really good at this yeah check this out check out this speedrun yeah epic I'm cool cool dishwasher easy difficulty now unlocked thanks kids by the way I put all your clothes in that box here you are Estella Kevin's greatest fashion hits thanks but I kind of promised Macy that you guys would stop by Macy's working over a Mises pieces it would really make her day let's go seriously what's up with the hand [ __ ] because it looks like they're doing the the Heil and I don't like it and now I have crate oh my god I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yes there we go that was cool Wow the actual Jonas band bringing in actual Jonas clothes breed Macey breathe we have a ton of clothes for you yeah mostly mine she got us by camera phone perfect now I just need to send this photo to the Jonas fan club may see you [ __ ] you've killed us all is this Stampede just gonna be infinite hey hey guys guys guys look what's a relatable meme it's like a relatable thing I could say on this that that that feel when when you're hungry for beans and they say that the beans are like right off to the right side of the screen when your mom come home and make hot spaghetti when when when you hear damn Daniel is in town we're really just gonna keep forcing that huh all right made am Daniel live on my god how many people are there why are our fans a bunch of 2d sprites while we're 3d polygonal characters well I guess we can cancel our plans for the day this week adulthood we'll never get back home in time for mom's dinner hey Macy you gotta help us maybe tell everyone that we already left I'm so sorry I just had to tell someone I mean Jonas in the flesh right here oh dear and now she's dead there's not much time before your super fans bring the jaws of life hmm this place has all kinds of used clothes in the back I got it if you find some disguises you could just walk out the front door disguises hey that's a great idea thanks Stella I want to be disguised a joke no wait I'll be Nick that kind of defeats the purpose if you're just gonna dress up like your brothers okay I mean go off I guess Kevin it's very obvious that Kevin's the stupid one careful now not to run over the yellow paint spill or you will slip and fall wow just like in real life walk slowly or go around to keep your outfit safe okay I hate these crates so much be careful not to knock over the buckets the water will cause wear and tear on your clothes try to move around and avoid these hazards I'll try my best [ __ ] let's jam it up radical radical radical radical complete a big find three disguises that the Jonas's can sneak out of I did it a majority of the gameplay is just me pushing crates Jonas Brothers for the Nintendo DS's here have you ever wanted to be Nick Kevin or Joe have you ever wanted to be a Jonas brother and push it crate well this game is for you join the titular brothers as they push crates and sing funny songs about being brothers and also pushing crates [ __ ] there we go no this [ __ ] sucks there we go go go go go go okay let's jam it up okay let's keep it up No okay jam it up boom boom boom boom epic okay and then we push the crate gotta love crates so chat what TV shows have you been watching recently I've been watching scrubs a lot you know that that one show that has the fortnight dance in it I literally just started watching it because I was like wait this is that show where the fort and I dance came from and the ironic thing is that I actually ended up really liking them the show so these costumes are brilliant oh my god wait a second I was literally just talking about scrubs and they're all in scrubs my my god I have future vision my god either I can tell the future or the game can hear me Maisie Maisie can you hear me perfect she'll be the ideal actress to play the patient because she's [ __ ] dead okay let's do it yeah I'm Kevin I'm the stupid one I'll probably [ __ ] up this disguise by saying something like I'm Kevin from Jonas Brother everyone clear a path over one fan here oh hi mom no everything's totally normally you'd be proud of how normal we're being oh that's funny cuz they're not normal they're not normal at all Kevin Joe Nick why are you dressed up as doctors and not to be normal I think you just blew their cover dear let's get them inside before people see that they're not wall why didn't you just call us we could have flown the Jonas copter over here and now you're lifted you out that's not exactly keeping it real mom we wanted to solve the problem ourselves this time so we could have a normal family dinner like we promised well if we're going to do that we need to get you boys home and how do you plan on getting past that army of crazy Jonas fans outside they're not crazy dear they're just a tad overexcited that's right we're going at give them exactly what they want Jonas that way all the fans will go home happy and we could finally have dinner so like what is this game like honestly though wait [ __ ] I'm outside the building I'm gonna save [Music] do you want to continue playing the game sadly yes give the fans a special show talk to talk talk to okay I'll talk to talk to you dad in the stock room room everyone's waiting let's get the show started tutorial help Jonas perform live on stage bawling control pad icons will rain down on the touchscreen it's essentially Guitar Hero it's Guitar Hero it also use the if you're left-handed okay all right I got it keeping it real oh it's the it's the name of the song like they've been talking about keeping it real the entire episode and and now they're playing a song called keeping it real so it's kind of like a full-circle type of thing that's really funny haha yes I love Jonas yes I enjoyed Jonas is this gonna get my vaad muted this is gonna get my body muted isn't it is this an actual song I think that this is an actual song there's no vocals so I think it's okay no no no it's gonna get my bod muted [Music] don't worry guys I saved it we're fine [Music] [Music] man look at Kevin is going ham on this song [Music] he loves the spider-man Pizza theme they start over it's coming back I hate that this is actually following the rhythm of the song I hate it seriously it's following the rhythm of the song and I hate it I hate it so much why it's almost like they knew complete we did a gang we stopped the nukes [Music] keep it real can now be performed an easy difficulty on the guitar I can't believe it the fans are still outside they want more Frankie no doubt Oh Frankie you little stupid mother [ __ ] your older brothers are in a [ __ ] boy band and they're out there with their stupid [ __ ] fan cams and they want to see us the Jonas Brothers not you you little piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] Frankie man [ __ ] that guy well Nick I guess I'm going to have to get used to the fact that my kids are superstars oh it's the moral of the story because they're superstars I'm not Frankie Frankie but first we need to get our superstars out of here safely I've got it we'll let everyone get their picture taken with Jonas on the way out that way we can send them all home happy me first I was here first okay number one fan not try not to push why is there dad plankton no that's actually pretty good point I am I mean I am using a kind of plankton boys Judas Brothers can you help me get the Krabby Patty secret formula yeah lit keeping it real Jonas Brothers mission complete congratulations you are now a Jonas brother congratulations to the second congratulations because one wasn't enough the power slide guitar action rift is unlocked use this rift and joke and power slide under objects or over spills congratulations you've unlocked a Joe HM a top indie gamer will thank God now I can customize my character even more indie gamer saving data and they just booted us to the main menu didn't they groovy movies okay so there is one two three four five six six different episodes Joe you've truly outdone yourself this time this giant phony birthday card will fool Kevin and Nick for sure what it what's the prank I don't okay I'm sure this is gonna be explained but what is the prank here you bought a birthday card that's a little bit too big what are you gonna say oh I accidentally bought this birthday card that was too big oh well I guess we gotta go back to the store pranked just kidding I made it big on purpose idiot [ __ ] [ __ ] just need to sneak it into my school locker tonight bro-bro oh oh can I switch to the other brothers no I can't I can't switch to the other brothers they're gonna be so pranked when they put this giant birthday card in my locker [ __ ] idiots [ __ ] yo what is this music [ __ ] this is an actual Bop y'all listen to this my god no no ladies please please I gotta go stuff this oversized birthday card in my locker even that you need to leave me alone mission accomplished now my birthday card that's super oversized is in my locker and my brothers won't know it hit him can't wait to see the look I'm Kevin and mixed faces this will be the ultimate prank they'll think that the card is oversized which it is and then they'll get really confused I guess I better head back home tomorrow's the big day the big prank where I show them my big birthday card they won't know what hit him okay bye [Music] why is this title card so [ __ ] slick what the [ __ ] hey guys check it out I made it for dad's birthday tomorrow wait you guys didn't get him to forget to get him something did you oh no we totally spaced it what are we going to do psyche oh man you guys are too easy you see that card was really big but like I have a normal-sized card in my back pocket you idiots pranked oh look look look there's cameras all around you just got pranked pranked subscribe to my youtube channel where I prank people with my big cards oh man you totally preyed great you're all here what did you guys get your mom for her birthday I hope we didn't get the same thing whoa I guess the real prank is that we forgot that it was mom's birthday so now we have to get her a really big novelty birthday car oh don't worry I'm the kind of guy who thrives on these crisis situations three words Kevin's homemade cake who's with me I still don't like the hand sign cake mix eggs milk man I'm fastest [ __ ] I remember I saw it earlier in chat I don't know where it went but somebody said I suck at this game really you think I suck at the Jonas Brothers video game for DES this is the thing where you're like damn you know what Derrick might not actually be good at video games he's not nailing these these musical Jonas brother game video yes [Music] take a deep breath Maci you see us every day let's get down to business we came to talk cake do you know where we can find a cake mix I'm the president of the pastry Club of course I keep extra cake supplies they're always in my pockets at all times you can have it if you want no charge of course sorry Macey but it's against the Jonas book of law to accept free gifts from fans the many different religious texts the Bible the Torah and of course the Jonas book of law with k-frame comes great responsibility of a ver and AD Joe and Joe mama to the list of banned terms on my twitch channel Thanks if you can do that if not I'll do it myself later but if you can do it these these [ __ ] in chat are the most unfunny [ __ ] I've ever met you criminal scum you violated the Jonas book of law alright I stole some money time to leave go to mrs. pieces to get cake mix and whatever you want to pay are you sure yes use your gold hearts to purchase clothing and accessories from the store okay I got a lot of gold hearts I think okay I don't need a tutorial on this it's literally just a [ __ ] menu cake oh yes the categories shirts pants shoes accessories cake ingredients oh I got plenty got plenty of [ __ ] hearts [ __ ] I don't have enough hearts I gotta go serenade some fans real quick alright time to serenade some fans go go go uh Joe Jonas time to serenade some fans oh no she died she died so I couldn't get any of the the the gold coin okay I got to collect some fans real quick oh my god no they're gonna tear my clothes and ruin my style points come on come on I got to bait them all come on you need another fan I think there's another one down here yes come come to me let's jam yes give me all of your soul points okay wait come with me I need more hearts for later [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm getting so many fans I'm accumulating so much oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no too much no [ __ ] [ __ ] ah okay fans fans fans no no come come come come [ __ ] [ __ ] no the wear and tear my clothes let's go yeah I'm rich come with me don't you want to be friends with the Jonas Baba [ __ ] [ __ ] what what just happened there can we get an instant replay on that let's go brah got so much Jonah's point can't wait to spend this on the Jonas store did the Jonas Brothers reunite at some point or am I crazy I think they did I think they did like recently brah brah I got $2 from s Kirino and he said wanted to donate 69 cents but screw it two dollars from the Shadow Realm s Kirino whoo-whoo thanks I appreciate it but not the who part that part you you can die okay I got all the the ingredients wait wait tennis shoes like white vans there they are there they are the white fans yes yes I will purchase all of the white fans yes for all of the brothers yes go to the changing room go to the changing room no no I don't care I don't care if the mission is complete no no no stop stop nope cake mix check eggs check milk check we're all set all right Kevin what do we do now I know to the kitchen okay come on come on no no okay I got to go I got to go back home and change go go go go go go go go run run you fool put on your famous white vans come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on no no no story cutscenes I gotta put on my white bands because what your dad found the box of old home movies though we thought we lost during the move you mean those old videos of us when we were little kids I remember those videos and Halloween and Christmas on my first drum solo and Nick running around in his diapers can't wait to see those again no stop why is she sobbing stop mom are you crying I can't tell you how much I love those movies so I won't tell you it's okay guys she's not sad crying she's happy crying well gentlemen I believe we have some business in the kitchen okay okay go go upstairs oops wait we are upstairs yes all right it is time my boys the white bands on every character yes it is all jammed Daniel ultimate being fear my wrath you absolute fool a limited power yes oh [ __ ] I got a repair clothing ok so what my clothing gets too damaged I can repair it nice oh this is not dull at all you know the hole in your clothes first you'll need to patch it okay there we go iron to make it stick okay my god this is like a [ __ ] iPhone calibration test see some buttons my god I can't I can't do this fast enough I don't know which one button is depressed Jesus congratulations you have unlocked the Jonas girls line top and D gamer nice apron all we need the chest protector and we need the facemask what am i chef hat a face mask we give you the chef's hat and you get to be the cook yes Norton normal Jonas Brother prepared Jonas Brother and chef Jonas brother all right time to chef it up hey it's a mead the Jonas brother it's time to chef it up time to bake a biscuit cooking game use the stylus to stir the contents in the touch screen follow the arrows and stir within that same direction Nick and Kevin will bring extra ingredients touch each item with the stylus to drag it into the bowl stir quickly and get a higher score try not to stir in the wrong direction or you'll lose points dang I don't want that to happen is it just me or is the Jonas brother on the top screen vibrating a little bit when you stop stirring look he vibrates a little bit his clothes ah okay that's done all right give me more things to put into the cake give me more [ __ ] [ __ ] to put in the cake come on yes yes no no no come on gotta be the greatest cake ever all right we did it gang we are the Jonas congratulations you've unlocked the cooking game now you can all you can make cake all the time thank God guys who's left the videos under the stove wait how did wait bro you telling me you cooked the videotapes what who put okay [ __ ] what why how how did you a leave the stove on B have a crate of VHS tapes of of you being babies and put it on the oven [ __ ] furnace why why and how the video is melted they ruined all of our memories sorry mom wait a minute I've got an idea you can't save the tapes but we can save the memories we build sets make costumes go on location and reenact and film all our memories yeah that doesn't sound crazy at all guys really we're going to need Stella's help for this these [ __ ] just ruined family heirlooms and immediately thought oh we could just recreate them yeah that sounds epic yeah [ __ ] I so much for the cake ah yet I go how will they remember what's on those tapes I don't know I think you're thinking too much about this this is Jonas Brothers Diaz game sorry I was drinking some water I like water you look a little pale something wrong complete you became pale mission complete so you guys want to recreate all your home movies yep I blame the co Lander Stella we need your super unbelievable designer skills yeah plus we're desperate well since you put it that way I might be able to lend a hand live to party bust your move what's tonight Busta nut buster nut I wonder what IGN rated this game that's a good thing let me take a look Jonas BS rating you got a two out of two you got two stars on Metacritic they've got a five star rating on kids WorldCom you can't make this [ __ ] up you can't make this [ __ ] up I got to show you guys kids WorldCom kids WorldCom here we go Jonas Nintendo DS game review who takes your favorite boy band and turns it into a game you can play on the go Disney and Nintendo let you experience the Jonas Brothers like you've never seen them before as a brand-new video game exclusively for a Nintendo DS fan together didn't know no thanks the new Nintendo DS game Jonas features Kevin Joe and Nick Jonas the three members of the red-hot Jonas Brothers Band and now just like the hit Disney Channel TV show the three bro star is the Lucas brothers who are in members of fictional band called Jonas and if that sounds a bit confusing don't worry just consider this game a Jonas Brothers adventure why is this a hyperlink Jonas Brothers camp rock furniture collection review here's a treat for all you Jonas Brothers fans you can now bring Joe Kevin and Nick right into your room why is your room a hyperlink girl's living room in style bedroom accessories does your bedroom need a serious makeover why is this a hyperlink decorate your locker this fall autumn equinox I want to learn about the autumn equinox on kids world.com okay let's see they're rating oh my god there's a video game trailer I gotta hear this oh thank god it's rated e based on the Disney Channel TV series Jonas strike the right action commands and power up your world tear up the stage with Jonas well that is fantastic thank you what is this oh it's Germa I'll be honest if it watches him German recently I got really into him he's a good streamer I have to say I have to say it's a wormhole it really is hoo-boy okay uh let's see here now all right team Jonas let's let's go oh wait no the audio is not on there you go all right team Jonas let's let's go up let's go let let's go die we need to get costumes real Halloween for this shoot shoot shoot a Kittel kitty drum set for NYX for his drum solo and some Christmas stuff for the big holiday finale that's only like two things get back to me when you're done well don't just stand there get moving I want to see the Jonas Brothers reenact their birth tapes okay so I'm assuming that we got to go to those places hey mom I know we accidentally melted the VHS tapes containing our birth tape but we decided to get naked and perform it for you via interpretive dance oh honey that's not really necessary no it is trust me like we want to do it no seriously honey please don't but mom we're already naked you can't just like stop us it's your birthday you want to celebrate your birthday did you do to Jonas oh no not again you'd think she'd be used to us already we just want to do some shopping okay Jonas is in my store bla bla bla give me thing costumes pumpkin costume [ __ ] man I need so many hearts okay time to go get some more hearts I guess here I go why are you still alive you know it's a pretty good question I could ask myself that okay I need to collect as many fans as I can oh my god no no my clothes my chef's hat jam it up imagine grinding in a Jonas Brothers game you don't have to imagine because life is funny like that okay okay I got a decent amount of fans following me let's do it jam it up wait the white bands are damaged [ __ ] look the only thing I cared about oh my god no no you absolute horrors you've ruined my chef's costume and now you feel the pain feel the wrath of my guitar solo okay I just gotta like bait them okay I need to find another car yes no please give it to me let's go they're just going out of the way to damage my white bands yeah what [ __ ] some fans you are come on come over here come on come on come on I'm gonna sing a funny Jonas Brothers song s so ask me somebody help me live in the year 3000 I'm robbing these girls of all of their their golden heart and money sacks [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay come with me come on come on come on [Music] no no no no no no no yes here we go the fact that I have to grind right now is insane okay come on come on come on come on girls don't you want to meet funny Jonas Brother boy [ __ ] [ __ ] no my pants are gone mine come on chase after me idiots fool no my ship set you absolute [ __ ] you will pay for your transgressions its homeless Mario yep it's me homeless Mario wahoo I eat the mushroom off the ground it tasted like a cat all right got the Halloween costumes okay guys looks like we have everything we need for the Halloween video I swore I'd never wear a tiger costume again my Lincoln suit is back and still looking totally able ish as' able ish as' able ish as' that's gonna be our new thing chat what something's like rocking you say that's a delicious able ish Asst Bato me yes that's one that's two let's see if I can get some more money before I move on let's do it yeah okay run boy run they're trying to catch you run boy run there's some birds up there thought I could like tap them or something I gotta put on my new outfits you know here we go I refuse to accept a delicious in my vocabulary bro look you're watching a salty DK dance stream if you aren't open to new linguistics then you need to get the [ __ ] out Lincoln my white vans okay where's-where's Abe Abe shoes does does Abraham Lincoln get shoes Lincoln coat Lincoln pants close enough jack-o'-lantern yes yes yes yes my four Sona is complete I'm a tiger yeah time to go show my adoring fans how fluffy I am [ __ ] that's funny I didn't notice this yard sale before yeah it's weird a lot of stuff looks eerily familiar guys take a look at this it's the guy from stranger taste it's [ __ ] freaky I'll turn your hand-me-downs into a turn a nice profit of course I'll give you the brotherly discount of 10% off any item Frankie you swapped there are old toys my limited edition 1995 my little kids drum set you would dare forget it Nick there's no time to barter how much you want Frankie this is all he has at the yard sale just two items cowboy costume and my little kids drum set all right great nice doing business with you gentlemen Frankie sure is a cook well at least we got our stuff back oh and this isn't over I'm going after war of a war with his mother it's video time that that's what I say when I when I open up Adobe Premiere and I started editing a video like me and everybody around me we all raise our fists in the air and we don't it's video time yeah it's video time no never alright next on the list is the Christmas stuff oh I know a tree very good Kevin now let's grab as much Christmas stuff as we can find all right your clothes will be messed up when you walk on sticky yellow goo use the power slide guitar action riff to slide safely over the mess I don't need to use that if I could just walk over it no I can't walk over that let's jam it up I don't have access to that to that move do I need to be a different Jonas brother Jesus Christ look how fast this brother is in comparison you here we go I have the power slide on the other brother serious question who are the Jonas Brothers anyway shut up that's who they are [ __ ] it's usually why is why is Nick so fast is that Nick I don't even remember why is this man so fast powerslide let's go gotta go fast [ __ ] so reverb reverses all electronics in the area and then this okay that's one [ __ ] time to Jonas brother it up yes excellent it's time to Jonas my brother my god the risk salty can you give me money I mean no I'm sorry to tell you as much as I'd love to give you money random stranger I don't think I can do that nope nope nope nope like clothes are being damaged okay let's go that's a good point why was the tree in the elevator that makes almost no sense [ __ ] I knew that I'd have to do that [ __ ] I need music power row where where can I get music power around here all there's a shopping cart I can leech off of I just gotta wait for it to come back there we go that is not good game design what if you heard a knock on your door one day and damn Daniel was right there I would cry I would cry actual tears I would fall to my knees crying and then he would out stretch his hand and the tears would still be rolling down my cheeks but I would look up at him and take his hand he would help me up and then the guy who filmed the damn Daniel video would look at both of us and flip out his camera and be like damn Daniel and Derek back at it again with being newfound friends and then we danced okay what's next nothing because we got everything who knew that the Jonas Brothers DS game would have such an involved plot okay where the girls where are the girls that is one girl babies me Jonas from Jonas I must collect all of the females females come to me do not know it is me Jonas from Jonas band give me all of your money boom-boom-boom-boom all right I think I've stolen enough people's money time to go back to home base of Jonas here I come to save the day don't worry mommy I'll recreate that birth video right away great you guys got the props is recreating the birth video gonna be a mini game I'd love to see that draw circles on the screen to simulate childbirth alright gents looks like you got all the stuff you need grab the camera and let's get started we're on it ha ha what is happening all right Nick where did you put the ah next Kevin where did you put the camera I swear it was just here a minute ago Frankie did someone call my name it's me Frankie the fog Jonas brother suppose you're looking for a video camera hey let's make a deal I'll give you the camera back if you let me direct the video lights camera action okay well that was a pointless segment hey we need Halloween costumes people but I'm wearing Halloween costumes bro there's necking in mindset for the drum scene it's time for our Halloween see there we go strike a pose match the pose use the stylus and drag the puppets hands and feet to match the model start from one and put each part in the correct positions complete the pose quickly to make the gosh fill up or gauge I always say gajj gauge fill up faster and you get a higher score alright start what the [ __ ] is this okay this [ __ ] sucks oh my god there Jojo posing they're [ __ ] Jojo posing it would be cooled like the puppet like actually could let me pose that'd be great is normal pose very normal salty they could just be posing no every pose is a jojo pose don't you know did you did you not learn from from jojo meme academy if you pose and do any funny pose like it's a jojo pose listen I don't make the rules I just follow him I hate the paid the game not the player [Music] walking is a jojo thing yeah breathing is a jojo thing the Jonas book of law it was here the whole time can somebody could transcribe this entire thing into like an actual book and give it to me please so I can put it on my shelf I don't know dude let's consult the Jonas book of law it says right here article 37 book 12 Oh No wet paint and much like how you interpret the Bible I interpret that as paint is sacrilege so you can't use paint if you do then you'll go to Jonas hell you should have a scene with Kevin where's Nick I need him on set for the drum scene no I'm not looking I'm not trying to get the the Jonas Book of Allah wait I thought I was Nick I guess this is Nick okay here we go can we buys the the Jonas book of law from your merch store yes [Music] girl have you met someone yeah baby you're so fine he's so hot JB baby you're so cute you make my Jaco boom boom boom I play the drums da da da we're Jonas Brothers have some fun unite there's no rhythm to this there we go there's a little bit of a rhythm going on now one two three one two one one two one one two one [ __ ] okay we did it I don't know what I don't know what a widt Nick or whoever it is was doing on the left but I'm in full support of it damn do you you don't have to be a dick about it okay fine I'll put on a [ __ ] cowboy outfit whatever Jesus do I even have a cowboy costume there we go cowboy vest cowboy pants and there's probably a cowboy hat somewhere there we go cowboy hat I doubt that there's kind of a boy shoes there we go cowboy scene let's go what would I just oh I click no and I love this game I didn't even read instructions I'll figure it out there we go wow this is fun I love video games yeah whoo video games I'm a cowboy baby [ __ ] okay maybe I'm not a cowboy here we go Jonas brother yeah we did it we became Cowboys now let's go shoot some people because we're Cowboys complete God please just let me let me finish episode 2 please God if you're out there if you're real let me finish episode 2 please you think what I made a good Kevin haha it's funny because his name is Kevin happy birthday mom here's our president Home Videos that's right and I'm the director Thank You Frankie that's so sweet of you don't mention it Frankie what about us well he is a pretty good director we with the Stahl's happy birthday mom the cameraman is uh is having an emotional back he's having an emotional breakdown behind the camera he hasn't had nicotine in like five days and he's going through withdrawal and he can't focus on the brothers correctly I'm so happy I don't know what I would have done if the movies were ruined what great sons I have and that's not all one more thing listen we have to perform a song don't we talk to mom the starter birthday concert oh great great here alright I'm ready for the birthday song my song I'll never forget today why why now this this is a Twitter reply right here the a screencap this and whenever somebody posts some questionable [ __ ] on Twitter you reply with this why the question that we ask every day hmm start the game do I have to [Music] yeah okay all right here we go [Music] we need some music let's do it this is one of the worst video game songs I've ever heard it's from sonic Chronicles if you can't recognize it [Music] jamming out with friends to the sonic Chronicles movie soundtrack I don't know why I called it a movie maybe it's just that good of the games that everybody remembers that it should get a movie jamming out with my friends jamming out with my brothers the Jonas Brothers would jam and out I'm at the mic and I got a costume on and it's really cool it's radical even and this song is so good where the Jonas Brothers please buy our album please we're starving please God oh god oh [ __ ] please please buy our album please please please buy our album God god dammit please please the Amazon rainforest has been burning for like six months funky [Music] did you buy our album yet please buy it with your money please God oh [ __ ] please please please please buy buy our album please God [ __ ] [ __ ] God please please please imagine mids concert like the person performing just [ __ ] breaks down crying about how like they need people to buy the album or else they'll die please oh god oh [ __ ] the Mickey Mouse is gonna [ __ ] kill me wow there's a really good really good track this video is amazing I can't believe you did this ah [ __ ] I can't believe you did this I can't believe you've done this why you're missing the best part Wow they did reenact the birthing video mom are you crying what a [ __ ] is this happy crying isn't it no it's proud crying I like these movies even more than the old ones hey I have an idea we should make another cake to celebrate no mission complete you did it Jonas Brothers you ruined your mother's birthday but then saved it retroactively Lee your great sons congratulations congratulations you completed episode to try episode three three musketeers next we'll get to that the distortion action guitar riff has been unlocked activate this riff and Kevin can transform special green obstacle objects congratulations you've unlocked the petite sweater indie gamer I mean I petite sweater can the Jonas Brothers do that in real life I I don't think so I I don't believe that they can touch Nick Joe or Kevin okay let's take a look well we already took a look at the minigames performance I just want to take a quick break from the story god no no my vod's gonna get muted again [ __ ] oh I could like turn the I could just have it be sound effects oh my god credits okay that was great great credits day to reset what does this button do I want to check out D gamer real quick let you know what let's do one more episode before we before we close the stream oh [ __ ] I'm not salty decadence no I am I accidentally put in the wrong code I gotta try again [ __ ] no it booted me to the title screen [ __ ] but I wanted to check out the petite sweater okay well whatever chat with friends create your own 3d avatar I couldn't read the rest of it great okay we're gonna do chapter three even though I'm tired out of my mind and I just want to sleep I think that's the best way to play this game honestly no Pokemon H oh [ __ ] yeah I did promise that didn't I well I mean I don't know maybe it's not the best idea maybe it's not the best idea maybe maybe we can save that for tomorrow when I stream or the next time I stream it's either gonna be tomorrow or Saturday plus I need to look up like what I need to do in lavender town because I I need to remember how to progress in pokemon red and blue so yeah get down here bros get down here bros we don't want to be late for the play audition the three musketeers audition is today I don't know if I'm ready I'm always ready for hats with feathers yeah but we're not actors are you sure about that what about last night when you told dad his head was his head didn't look too big you can't act no problem we're professional entertainers look at this episode three three musketeers radical so today's the day for the big audition there why don't you Oh little dad coach you bit every bit of an expert you know hmm oh sure dad that'd be great yeah we're just gonna go on instincts that and the illness the belt illness the lines I wrote on the bottom of my shoe you know acting is really all in the face check me out burning intensity despair enchanted hey where did everybody go weirdest cracking the surface here now it's time to go find the Krabby Patty secret formula oh the overworld gets a new theme every episode that's pretty interesting I like that idea too bad it's implemented in such a weird shitty game Go Go my Jonas brother go to school and your cowboy outfit no one will see any problem with that you think they'll give us swords today bro what the [ __ ] are you talking about wait is that Macey what does that Maisie Maisie what are you doing crossing it crawling around on the floor my lucky charm I can't find it anywhere I can't play basketball with that Jesus Christ so much stuff is going on [ __ ] Nick over there was talking about how they might get swords in class I don't know the context for that and then this [ __ ] losing her lucky charm and now she can't play basketball what is happening lucky charm Maci its your talent and hard work that made you get a great athlete I almost said made you a gay athlete we accept you no matter what Maci great athlete or gay athlete not some cheesy little good luck charm that sure is very precious to you guys maybe we should help Macey look for a good luck charm we still have some time before the audition let's find it let's retrace her steps ah yes the arrow has spawned in the school let us go to the school arrow the school arrow is a trap should we not go to the school arrow I don't care if it's a trap I must know I bet it in the school somewhere call it a gut feeling yeah the planets keep giving me the same vibe Kevin you talk to the plants and see what the else they know I'll check out the school I can't tell if this is sarcastic does he actually want him to talk to the plants their foliage holds many secrets you cannot change characters in this area you're on your own this time okay I'm sorry what why are the vending machines evil why are the vending machines evil they're supposed to give me beverages and be nice okay I need rock star power and I don't know where to get it yeah I don't know where to get Rockstar power [ __ ] maybe the plants No oh those [ __ ] [ __ ] the game is slowing down there's too much beverages on screen okay let's Jonas it up salty how the [ __ ] you still streaming you know that's a good question oh my god I mean honestly why wouldn't I still be streaming Jonas Brothers for DES oh I'm sorry not Jonas Brothers Jonas Joe Jonas Joe Jonas go Jonas go Jonas yeah yeah go Jonas go Jonas go Jonas go Jonas Jonas Jonas [ __ ] now I gotta go all the way back good game design I love it that time when you wake up and you just know it Jonah's time Jonah's time baby what is happening where is that coming from is that water or like metal it sounds like metal hitting the floor but it's obviously not okay let's go for it run oh my god no my clothes I need those to live Derek it's 2:00 in the morning go to bed but but the Jonas Brothers from Disney Channel hello nope the charms not here I searched every inch of this school I did find a box containing a gym sock a broken CD case and some chewed gum all of which I will now shove up my ass hey salty spitoon what did you think of sands and smash bros ultimate it's pretty cool I have to admit I just wish he was a full character I had a whole recording like reaction video recording of that that I just haven't got around to like fully editing yet because I've been just so busy I've been so busy I don't know maybe I'll put it out for this Saturday's video because you know I have the footage it's neat that I put it out okay maybe Macy lost her luck charm when she was working last night yeah maybe it's in the store somewhere in the store I'm Calvin good input Kevin you cannot change characters in this area the fact that this has Legend of Zelda controls just really enhances the experience [Music] new ability guys let's see what it does okay it makes arches I love music hey guys me Kevin I'm the bandoneon mother I'm the funny one me Kevin me make green arches yes okay Kevin Kevin I'm gonna need you to look at the look at the pretty pretty bunny look at the pretty flowers look at the pretty bunny Kevin don't look behind you just keep looking at the pretty flowers look at the pretty green arches Derek I want to hear that nice plankton voice I've been doing it all night hey that's not it the Krabby Patty secret formula hey it's epic okay I need more Rockstar juice ah there's the juice Of Mice and Men yes somebody got my reference Kevin sure sounds smart he really is and Kevin I'm the smart one of the group which Jonas brother are you the the kooky friend haha you again the sassy Jonas brother five times five equals 25 it's so late that I can't even just say any of the jokes properly I mean if you can call them jokes come on come on box come on yes mokhtar morning team I gotta say the character poor just on the bottom left are pretty cool like the sprite works actually pretty good sleep bastard no I gotta find out what happened to Macy's good-luck charm how can I sleep if I don't know what happen amazing good luck charm Kevin accidentally strangles Frankie bro I'm loving this mice of men references right now finally my summer reading for class actually pays off can we make some Catcher in the Rye jokes next ah man frohike he holden caulfield from from Catcher in the Rye was the original in sell like really though he read he really was he was like the original in sell catch who in the ride you know Catcher in the Rye bro don't tell me you don't know what Catcher in the Rye is this is this is hi to your commentary on stream right now high tier commentary based off of summer reading from when I was in Middle School in high school you failed me for the last time Kevin do it kill him do it Nick kill Kevin he's failed me for the last time Nik please don't kill me I'm the epic one of the group do it kill the epic one this salty come on don't leak the next star we're a movie like that I love star war it's Jonas time speedrun so [ __ ] you gotta open up all these one two three crate what's up with me playing these DS games and them having crates like the Shrek when I played out a crate to the children love the crates it is relatable mr. Jonas they love crates okay I need you just sit here and wait there we go it's okay you could fall over it's fine [ __ ] I lost a part of my first suit I need that to go to the fur con great now I'm gonna be banished to the ball pit to gameplay in the Jonas video game you got to wait next to a shopping cart it's that cool have you ever wanted to be Nick Jonas waiting next to a shopping cart well now you can with Jonas video game for video game system bro-bro I can't use the slide what what do they want me to do I can't use the slide like I couldn't use the slide move like what the [ __ ] did they want me to do you have [ __ ] me for the last time Jonas Brothers [ __ ] man okay can I use the slide please it's not letting me use the slide I'm gonna die if I get on this if I step on this I'll die and then I have to probably start from over from the save point bro white why innit let me use the yellow slide I don't have that much health left I can't just ah no oh my god what the [ __ ] bro why can't I use the slide it's over it's over oh my god how am I still alive this is incredible I don't know how I'm still alive but I'm just gonna work with it yes yes what is this ba bomb battlefield why is water falling from the sky if you lose all your clothes you die in real life that's terrifying what if you're like in a serious relationship and you like it's finally time to get into the like the nitty-gritty with this person that you've been dating for like the past like a couple of months and you both start taking off your clothes and you immediately [ __ ] die well look like three strikes for us and in baseball that means that you're out now lucky the charm is gone for good a guy go to flay audition oh I don't think we're gonna make it on time it's not over yet come on run anybody gonna high-five Kevin or like just gonna leave him hanging let's save all right bedtime is for the weak sleep is for loozer try to talk to the teacher and pass the audition in the theater it's all about how you express yourself watch me and keep up it's a mini game it's a mini game match the pose [Music] yep this is how you audition for plays in high school so you want to be the lead character and Beauty and the Beast well then let's see how well you match my poses absolutely excellent you get to be Beast Beauty and Maurice you can be all the characters salty serious question do you have a switch yep I just choose to play games like this because I think it is funny I like low-key I think I've talked about this before but shovelware is my passion I love playing shovelware just like seeing like all these games I would have never have played otherwise because it's just a bunch of garbage seeing what what's out there in this world to offer beyond like mainline games shitty licensed games are my [ __ ] passion green bean [Music] brilliant see magnificent see perfection you got the parts what's the play though I obviously nailed it did you see me I was on one leg and I did that move with my elbow wait a minute we didn't even read any line you see [ __ ] right they did not read any lines I hope you're not just giving us the parts because we're international superstars nonsense don't give it another thought I'll be cashing I mean counting on you and you'll need I'll need your headshots for the new posters well I've got lots of work to do promotion tie-ins galore Oh showbiz walk live to party bust your move live to party ah that's how the theme song goes what the [ __ ] hey I'm not so sure the acting is my thing what are you talking about you're professional entertainer Stella what happened I thought high heels were hard high hair is impossible anyway I got the part guests were in the play together Maisie has all these costumes from last year's Renaissance Festival see what you can find whoa of cars matey chop I may get my bet the loans at last wait we didn't find Macy's good-luck charm maybe I could give her the next best thing oh no not your lucky boots again ah man I have such a headache I can't I can't take the the brothers anymore oh my god he has the boots in his hand Macy I have my funny boots I'm coming to give you them you will love these boots yeah yeah why can he run like normally really fast but when he's holding boots he's like oh no I got a I got a walk well Macy we couldn't find her lucky charm but I brought you something better I bequeath to you mind boots your Jacque lafete size eight and a half calf skin boots and hot choc cocoa bound but this is not just any pair of Jaquan lafete size eight and a half calf skin boots and hot cocoa brown there are my lucky jock elephant and size 8 and a half calf skin boots and hot cocoa brown I've never once been struck by lightning while wearing these babies and there was a really close call in Des Moines that's not lucky for you I don't know what is yeah I may see I'm sure those boots will really help your game forget the boots we need costumes Macy do you carry anything musketeer e able ich Asst okay time to shop for three musketeer costumes I'm not gonna have enough money [ __ ] I I don't I don't care okay we need some more money let's just steal it from some of our fans like we always do because that's what the Jonas Brothers are all about [ __ ] you okay steal it from the fans that's how Jonas Brothers work baby let's do it that was easy you're just all down hello guys and welcome back to the completionist where we complete games I'm mr. Gerard but you could call me Gerard and not only do I have a beard but I got a hankerin for completing video games today we're gonna complete Jonas Brother cam video I give this a completionist rating of complete it hey y'all Scott here and oh boy do I like video game that's why I like to play Jonas brother for DS what do you mean being on stage in front of people totally isn't your thing I don't know this is different when the band's performing I just have to be Joe and I'm pretty good at that but with the acting I have to be someone else I don't think I'm cut out for it Joe's quitting well this is just terrible now I'm going up to change all the posters to the two Musketeers I'm really sorry guys you have been excommunicated from the Jonas Brother return home and speak to dad I would love to but I'm gonna save and and stop playing now I did not realize that this game would be so long bro what just happened bro bro what happened what happened the game crashed I was gonna stop playing anyway but oh my God if my save file gets corrupted I'm gonna bust a nut in anger an angry nut I need to see if it corrupted I won't be able to live through the night if I don't see it you guys want to see if it's corrupted let's see it let's test this this is going on the channel right maybe probably I don't know sometimes I just like to stream it doesn't always go up on the channel let's take a look to see if the save file got corrupted share virtual collectibles oh thank god thank God the savefile didn't corrupt okay we're good we're good all right we dodged a bullet there [ __ ] my god all right so that was Jonas I was gonna do this as a one-off stream but now since I know that I'm halfway done with the game well now I got to complete it so I'll be back streaming soon doing this for now I will sleep it is currently 2:30 a.m. where I am right now and my brain feels like a cake that was in the oven a little bit too long and it's starting to kind of like deflate and burn smoke is coming out of my ears is what I'm saying but ya know guys thanks for joining me tonight it was an abolitionist time yeah anyway good night I'll talk to you guys later

Channel: Salty's Video Dump

Views: 13,312

Keywords: Jonas brothers, shovel ware, shovelware, stream, twitch, full playthrough, blind playthrough, saltydkdan, salty

Id: 4KUFdyU0UP0

Length: 173min 43sec (10423 seconds)

Published: Sun May 10 2020