>> James: BLESS YOU FOR
BEING >> James: LOVELY SEEING YOU.
YOU STRIKE ME AS A MAN WHO
KNOWS HOW TO STAY OUT OF DANGEROUS
SITUATIONS. WOULD THAT BE CORRECT?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CLOSE
CALL WITH THE WOODWORK?
>> GENERALLY. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GRATEFUL TO
JOHNNY FOR TAKING HIS CAREER PATH OFF THE TABLE.
HE DID IT. >> James: VERY GOOD POINT,
ACTUALLY. >> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
LEARN TO TALK SHAKESPEARE, I
GUESS. >> James: YEAH.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I GOT UP TO HI JINX.
I USED TO WORK FRAMING
HOUSES, AND ONE TIME I WAS ON ABOUT
A TEN-FOOT BURN PILE ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE, AND MY
BOSSES WERE THESE BORN-AGAIN
CHRISTIAN BROTHERS AND I USED TO LIKE
TO GIVE THEM A HARD TIME,
AND I WAS SCREAMING, WATCH ME BURN,
BOYS, I'M GOING TO DO IT! AND I WAS SPLASHING GAS ON
THE PILE, I MEAN, THAT'S HOW
YOU MAKE FIRE.
I SAW A LEAF PILE ACROSS THE YARD CATCH THE FUMES, I SAW
THE FLAME TRAVEL TO MY GAS
CAN AND BLEW ME OFF THIS PILE.
( LAUGHTER ) I HAD A SHAVED HEAD AT THE
TIME BUT I LOST MY EYEBROWS. WE AGREED I HAD TO REPLACE
THE GAS CAN, AND I WAS GOING
TO GO INTO THE ARTS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WOW.
JOHNNY, I CANNOT TELL YOU
HOW EXCITED EVERYONE IS FOR
JACKASS COMING OUT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FUN BIT COMING UP ON THURSDAY'S SHOW
WHERE WE ACTUALLY SENT MY PARENTS TO WATCH THE FILM,
AND WATCHING MY MOM WATCH
JACKASS IS ALMOST AS PLEASURABLE AS
WATCHING JACKASS. IT WAS KIND OF AMAZING.
WE HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT,
MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO COME ON
TALK SHOWS, DO INTERVIEWS,
PROMOTE THEIR PROJECTS.
NOT YOU. YOU HAD TO GET INTO THE RING
IN A WWW ROYAL RUMBLE THIS
WEEKEND YOU START OFF VERY WELL.
>> DRESSES LIKE A JACKASS,
HE IS A JACKASS AND HE'S IN THE
ROYAL RUMBLE! LOOK AT HIM GO!
KNOXVILLE IS -- >> OH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: PHENOMENAL!
THAT'S THE LOW-DOWN AND
DIRTY SAMMY ZANE WHO IS
THREATENING TO TRY TO GO TO
THE PREMIERE TONIGHT, AND THAT WILL BE
THE WORST MISTAKE OF HIS
LIFE IF HE SHOWS UP.
>> James: WELL, OR THE WORST MISTAKE OF YOURS BECAUSE
THIS HAPPENS DURING THE
FIGHT. >> FROM THE HEAVENS --
JOHNNY -- THAT IS ALL BALLS,
BY THE WAY!
THAT IS ALL BALLS! I WAS DYING!
I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS GOING
TO CATCH IT IN THE CHEST BUT,
NO. STRAIGHT IN THE -- FROG
SPLASH TO THE NUTS.
>> James: OH, MY! HOW DID YOU FEEL AFTER THAT?
>> TERRIBLE! BECAUSE I STILL HAD TO
FIGHT. >> James: SO YOU HAD
TO -- IF HE TURNS UP AT THE PREMIERE
TONIGHT, WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN? >> MONTEZ OR THE LOW DOWN
DIRTY SAMMY. >> James: LOW DOWN DIRTY
SAMMY. >> HE WILL ENJOY ALL OF OUR
WRATH. >> James: THE ENTIRE --
THERE MAY BE BLOOD. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YOU THINK I'M JOKING. >> James: ALL SANDERSON'S
LESS FAMOUS FILM. THERE MAY BE BLOOD.
>> YOU WANT TO DRINK HIS MILKSHAKE?
>> NO! ( LAUGHTER )
I WILL DASH YEAH, HE DOES
NOT WANT TO SHOW UP ON OUR RED
CARPET. >> James: IS THIS A REAL
FEUD? NO, I DO NOT LIKE THIS
MAN. >> James: AND HE DOESN'T
LIKE YOU? >> IT TOOK FOUR MEN TO GET
ME OUT OF THE RING IN THE
ROYAL RUMBLE THE OTHER NIGHT.
FOUR MEN. AND THAT LOW DOWN AND DIRTY
SAMMY ZANE KICKED ME IN THE
FACE TO ELIMINATE ME FROM THE
RUMBLE. >> James: FOR REAL. YEAH.
>> James: OR LIKE WRESTLING
-- NO, HE KICKED ME IN THE
FACE. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
MAKING THE FILM IS THE FUN PART BUT YOU
REALLY EARN YOUR SALARY PROMOTING IT.
>> James: SURE. THEY'RE GETTING THEIR
MONEYSWORTH OUT OF YOU,
JOHNNY. >> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING MORE CALM. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE
THE CALM APP GO TO SLEEP
WITH YOU TALKING TO THEM AS THEY
DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP. IS IT WEIRD KNOWING THAT
YOU'RE IN BED WITH SO MANY
STRANGERS? >> I SUPPOSE, YEAH.
I MEAN, MAYBE AS A TEENAGER
I HOPE THAT PEOPLE WOULD CRAVE
MY VOICE IN THEIR EAR AS
THEY DRIFTED OFF, BUT AS A
PERFORMER, IT'S KIND OF A
LEFT-HANDED COMPLIMENT.
>> James: VERY MUCH SO. TO GET HIRED TO PERFORM
CONTENT THAT PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP.
>> James: YES. WHEN I WAS RECORDING IT, AND
I'M KNOWN FOR SPEAKING TOO SLOWLY, ALREADY, BUT THEY
KEPT SAYING LET'S TAKE IT
DOWN A NOTCH.
LIKE WE REALLY NEED PEOPLE DRIFTING OFF.
>> James: SO GIVE US AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT SORT OF
STUFF. >> WELL, I WOULD TELL
A STORY ABOUT A WOLF AND THREE PIGS,
AND I WOULDN'T USE THE WORD
BRICK, I WOULD USE HARD FIRED CERAMIC
BUILDING BLOCKS. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: IS THAT FOR REAL WHAT YOU DO?
YOU TELL THE STORY OF THE
THREE LITTLE PIGS?
>> YEAH, BUT THEY REWRITE IT
IN A SORT OF GENTLE, HUMOROUS
WAY. >> James: WHAT I LIKE
ABILITY THIS IS THE NEXT QUESTION ON
THIS CARD IS, JOHNNY, ARE
YOU A GOOD SLEEPER?
( LAUGHTER ) >> THIS MAN CAN TAKE A
SETUP. ( APPLAUSE ) >> James: DO YOU SLEEP WELL?
NO. >> James: THAT DOESN'T
SURPRISE ME. >> AND, ALSO, I LAUGH IN MY
SLEEP. >> James: DO YOU?
YEAH, YEAH. I LAUGH IN MY SLEEP, AND
I'VE ALWAYS DONE IT, I DON'T
KNOW WHY.
I'M SURE IT'S ONE OF OUR
JOKES, YOU KNOW.
>> James: WHAT SORT OF LAUGH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
>> LIKE A VERY EXUBERANT
LAUGH THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU WONDER
ABOUT ME. >> James: HMM...
YES. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
I DON'T KNOW. >> James: GIVE US A TASTE OF
WHAT IT WOULD SOUND LIKE. >> I JUST MY NORMAL LAUGH.
YOU KNOW. >> James: HOO HOO!
( ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: WOW, THAT'S KIND
OF A SINISTER LAUGH.
>> YEAH. >> James: SO YOU'RE MORE
SORT OF -- SO YOU'VE GOT
NICK'S VOICE TO GET YOU TO SLEEP AND YOU
WOULD BE SORT OF A HUMAN
ALARM CLOCK.
>> James: YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT "JACKASS
FOREVER." YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE
CELEBRITY GUEST STARS, ALL
THE INSANITY WE EXPECT FROM A JACKASS MOVIE.
TELL US WHAT WE CAN LOOK
FORWARD TO IN THE NEW ONE.
>> OH, MY GOD THERE IS MORE
FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDE AT THIS IN
THIS FILM, NOT IN JUST OUR JACKASS HISTORY BUT MAYBE
ANY FILMS IN HISTORY. THE NPAA WAS EXTREMELY KIND
TO US THIS TIME. >> James: RIGHT.
WAS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU
GAVE INTO AND THEY WERE LIKE, NO,
YOU CANNOT SHOW THAT? >> NO.
>> James: NOTHING AT ALL. NO.
>> James: THEY'RE THAT
WORRIED ABOUT THE DEATH OF CINEMA.
>> YEAH. >> James: JUST DO IT.
YEAH ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: 15 YEARS AGO, THEY WERE, LIKE, NO, WE'RE THE
KINGS HERE! THEN THEY'RE LIKE, NO,
( BLEEP ), NO ONE'S
COMING. DO IT.
>> YEAH. STEVE HAD BEES PUT ON HIS
JIM DOG AND IT WORKED OUT
GREAT FOR ME, NOT SO GREAT FOR STEVEO.
>> James: NOW, THE CLIP
WE'RE GOING TO SHOW IS YOU GETTING
KICKED BY A BULL, RIGHT. DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS MOMENT AT ALL
BEFORE WE SHOW THIS CLIP?
>> I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
WHEN THE BULL HIT ME, I REMEMBER
FLIPPING AND AFTER THAT THEY
HAD TO SEND ME THE FOOTAGE IN
THE HOSPITAL TO REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT.
>> James: YOU COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT.
>> I WAS KNOCKED OUT FOR,
LIKE, OVER A MINUTE.
>> James: OH, MY GOD. DID I GIVE IT AWAY?
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT A CLUB FROM "JACKASS
FOREVER" WHICH IS IN
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
>> HELLO, I AM JOHNNY THE MAGNIFICENT.
TODAY I AM GOING TO WOW YOU
WITH MY SUPREME SKILLS OF
DIGTATION. OH, NO! ( GROWLING )
♪♪ ♪♪
>> OH, NO! OH!
OH, NO! ♪♪
♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I WAS SLEEPING THERE LIKE
I LISTENED TO ONE OF THOSE
NICK OFFERMAN APPS.
>> James: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
IT WAS!
STICK AROUND, MORE WITH
THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
