John Cleese Thinks He Might Die Soon

you understand a loads of interviews over the years but I heard you prefer a rude question to an obvious question I'd much rather have burger because it you know and California they almost agrees we just think you're so wonderful if you tell us how to be as wonderful as you are because we would love to be just five percent well we do think you're wonderful but we'd also want to give you some rude questions so excellent here we go do you think you'll die soon yes my mother lives to 101 one year yes didn't used to call her up and and oh yeah well yes let me say I think years ago often offered the bumper often well what happened was she was she was a character she was a very depressed woman and I I loved her and you don't want your mom to be depressed but you know it always really her up you know this no I know what I've been is you know I enjoyed yeah I notice I'm just having that situation where my mom's at that point where she's she says when I go properly do lolly just put a dust and polish in my hand and just wish me Rebecca she keeps telling me it's fine just push me there's one key the dust and Paul we shall see fine wonderful door when I get in the nighttime is my brother everywhere you can talk what are those good going straight into the bus I mean that was terrible I'll never replace entertainment okay so you think you can dusting do you regret having children yes clean about children is this you do love them but they are a pain in the arm all right Agee first of all they cost a fortune certainly warrior self take over them orbital yeah and then they grow out by their mothers [Applause] yes you have care I love you we have four cats Jenny and I have four cats and they're the biggest bloody things you've ever seen except that one of them is twenty-one pounds which absolutely enormous feel the other cat food well yeah she just like remember the joke about the girl guy says he's got a gorilla in the prison we mean you got a girl he said well I live with a gorilla and the fella said well where does he sleep they said where wherever having children which live your children you love the most the third yep which of your divorces has been your favorite as I do another thinking that question in my head where I was thinking which one's your favorite away from Bush favorite divorce Oh we'll see well but first you see the first with with dear Connie boys who played a poly in Fish Called Wanda and that was very I mean in sorry I thought I was all shouting you like the festivals yes its Dermot isn't it yes [Applause] so we like the first divorce whose eat your favorite difference yes that was the nicest one and then the second one was all right after the divorce because actually living 500 yards apart and and with kamila are able to go backwards and forwards that was ideal and then the third one that's twelve million pounds I know and when I think when I say that people always go oh and I have to tell you my Californian lawyer told me that they got off lightly what he said think how much more you would have had to pay her had she contributed anything to the relationship [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Nightly Show

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Id: IdfNj1k0jmw

Length: 4min 23sec (263 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 22 2017

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[u/winter_storm]

John Cleese is always awesome.