>> HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: GOD, I ALWAYS FORGET -- I FORGET HOW BIG YOU ARE UNTIL I SEE YOU IN PERSON. AND THEN IT'S ALWAYS LIKE, OH, MY. ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER? >> NO, IT'S THE JACKET. YOU PAD THE JACKET UP. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE PADDING THIS JACKET? >> YES, OF COURSE I AM. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PADDING IT WITH YOUR OWN FLESH. HOW ARE DO YOUING? >> I'M DOING GREAT. EVERYBODY HERE IS SO NICE. IT'S FANTASTIC TO BE BACK. >> Jimmy: WE'RE VERY FOND OF YOU HERE. DWAYNE JOHNSON WAS HERE LAST NIGHT. >> REALLY? [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYBODY AROUND HERE TREATS YOU SO NICE, NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU. SO WHAT HAPPENED? >> Jimmy: WELL, DWAYNE, HE DID SAY SOME NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU. >> COOL. >> Jimmy: HE SAID YOU GUYS USED TO BE RIVALS. >> TRUE. >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE FRIENDS. >> AGREED. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YES, I BELIEVE THAT. >> Jimmy: WHEN HE SAYS FRIENDS, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HIS HOUSE? >> WELL, I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER GONE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR OF HIS HOUSE AND ENTERED IT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TEN TIMES, THEN YOU'RE FRIEND. >> IN MY MIND. >> Jimmy: ANYTHING MORE THAN THREE IS FRIENDS. I WROTE THIS DOWN BECAUSE HE WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A CLIP? HE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT. >> Jimmy: IF YOU EVER ACT UP, HE SAID TO YOU, I WILL KNOCK YOUR TEETH -- AGAIN, THIS IS HIM SAYING THIS, NOT ME -- I WILL KNOCK YOUR TEETH SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL HAVE TO STICK A TOOTHBRUSH UP YOUR ASS TO BRUSH THEM. >> WHY WOULD YOU SAY THOSE THINGS TO ME? >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT STUFF. >> WHO DID? >> Jimmy: IF THERE'S ANY CONFUSION AS TO WHO SAID IT, I'M GOING TO RUN RIGHT NOW. >> I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT. >> Jimmy: DWAYNE JOHNSON SAID THAT. >> I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT. >> Jimmy: I DON'T BLAME YOU. >> LISTEN UP, DUANE JWAYNE JOHNS THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME IS T AND YOUR LAST NAME IS HEROCK. I GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOU, PAL. AND BY PAL, I TOTALLY MEAN MY BEST FRIEND. I DON'T MEAN IT AN ADVERSARIAL TERM. WATCH "BLOCKERS," THEN WATCH IT AGAIN. BECAUSE IF YOU THINK SHOVING A TOOTHBRUSH UP MY BUTT IS A THREAT. YOU GOT NEWS. THERE'S BEEN A FUNNEL UP THERE, THERE'S BEEN A PARKING CODE. THERE'S MORE TRAFFIC IN THAT REGION THAN A MONDAY ON THE 405 IN BOTH DIRECTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NO, NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING DOWN. >> Jimmy: I DON'T BLAME YOU. >> SO LET'S ANALYZE WHAT A TOOTHBRUSH AND TOOTHPASTE DOES. IT CLEANS, RIGHT? SO YOUR THREAT TO ME IS YOU WANT TO CLEAN MY BUTT? OKAY, PAL. YOU GOT THE JOB. BUT IF I WAS YOU, I'D BRING A BODY SUIT AND LATEX GLOVES BECAUSE DOWN THERE IT'S LIKE A MISSISSIPPI CORNFIELD IN A DOWNPOUR. [ APPLAUSE ] NO, NO, NO. AND IT'S ALL MUD AND VEGETATION, PAL. SO THE QUESTION I HAVE FOR YOU, T-ROCK, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SMELL WHAT JON CENA IS PUTTING OUT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO START ANY TROUBLE WITH THE ROCK. BUT YOU JUST JUMPED OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND DELIVERED A VERY FORCEABLE ELBOW TO HIS THROAT. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU WORKED ME UP TO A FRENZY. I'VE NUMBER HIS HOUSE SO MANY TIMES. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE THAT MANY TIMES. THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE. IT WAS REALLY REMARKABLE. >> A MAN SAID HE WAS GOING TO -- >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHY YOU DID IT. YOU CERTAINLY HAD REASON TO DO IT. BUT THE WAY YOU DID IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. >> YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? EVERYBODY AROUND HERE JUST SAYS NICE STUFF. I FEEL BETTER. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. I NEED TO RECOVER FROM THIS BECAUSE I'M SWEATING A LITTLE
